Anon, you have sinned. What will you say to the Lord in your defence?

Blow it out your hole

you're not real, now fuck off

Telling god to fuck off is probably a bad idea

I will try to suck his dick, then lick his ass

"Oh you do exist, yet you're surprised at how I lived my life".

"Why though? You made me like this".

"You made me this way. It's your fucking fault."

No I haven't. Sin is a Bronze Age concept.

I won't be seeing a "Lord" either, I die free.

"It's comrade god to you!"

If you live according to God and you die and nothing happens, have you really lost anything?

Most humans just refuse to grow up

Living a good life where you leave it better than you found it, doesn't have to be a Christian one.
A lot of the advice on leading a good life according to the bible, is common sense stuff that you don't have to assume the presence of a creator god to live by.
If I lived the good life according to the bible without having faith in the Christian god, because of a lack of evidence for the existence of said god, why would he fault me for it once it ended?

I'm not refusing to have faith anon, I just haven't seen any indicators of any gods actually existing.

IQ points

Bad writing on my part. I’m an atheist.

Being good isn't enough for the god of the Bible. You have to believe.

If god is so great and powerful, why does he need me to validate him like that?

forgive me

c:<

why? doesn't that nigga turn the other cheek? oh right that's his son, right right. god's the vengeful asshole what drowned the world cuz they called him gay. my bad, my bad.

Because "god" simply represents mankind's shortcomings and faults
a god would not be "jealous" either

That's sensible explanation, I was looking for the religious explanation.

If god made this world just for us why would he create an almost infinite universe with trillions of galaxies? The sun, the moon, maybe a few planets would suffice. The Big Bang is the more logical explanation, obviously.

Christfags would have you believe that the Devil created "logic" to distract men's minds from the Truth.

satan

speaks truth to power

that's pretty fukken based.

Perhaps because it's the only way Earth could exist?

Christfags would say the Devil's words sound "sensible" to the weakened spirit. I'm really not making this up anon.

"Yes, it is true that I have sinned. However, you made me this way, so technically it is your fault. So, God, what will you do to atone for my sins?"

“I’m sorry I couldn’t be better. Stick me in the oven until I am.” Is like the only acceptable answer. But also like, god does in fact have the full context for all your actions, and would probably condemn you as fairly as possible. Certainly eternal punishment for finite sins is a roman invention.

I chose to really live in whatever fleeting moments i had rather than waste my entire existence in pointless subservience to you. If eternal suffering is the price i have to pay for that, i will scream and protest and beg and swear to change, anything to get out of it. But it'll all be lies. I regret nothing and if given the choice to follow God or rebel against him i will choose the second option again every single time.

What a dumbass explanation. If god made this world why would he have a problem making it exist?

if god is omnipotent, no
there would not be need for such conditions

You're not understanding. You can't play a video game character without it existing within a video game, yes? In that same sense, Earth can only exist within the mechanisms and processes of this universe.

You're asking to know the mind of God. This is not possible.

so why does he waste his time on all that shit instead of alleviating human suffering?

From all accounts, "God" appears to be a small minded individual with way too much power.

If god made the world he could overcome any problem with its creation. He makes the rules. Your logic is incredibly stupid.

see

The usual cheesy copout

christcuck, you might make it but you will not be the only side that has victors