Share your best and most perverted stories.
Share your best and most perverted stories
Happened a few years ago.
I was in line at the grocery store and this hot little MILF behind me was on the phone telling her friend that her husband was out of town for the weekend.
She wasn't mad because she got his parents to watch the kids all weekend, and she was going to binge Stranger Things, drink wine, and relax by herself all weekend.
I got done and waited in my van in the parking lot, then followed her black Lexus SUV to her house. No Ring camera or alarm signs in sight.
Got a friend to drop me off around midnight a couple blocks away, then went through the wooded back yards to get to her house so nobody would see me.
It was in the 60's out and she had left a couple windows open. My pocket knife got me in through the screen on one of the side windows.
I entered the house in her daughter's room, then crept to where I heard the TV. She was asleep on the couch, two empty bottles of wine on the coffee table.
The sweats and t-shirt were off her before she was halfway awake, no bra and cotton panties underneath.
She didn't put up much of a fight, and the first time I fucked her was with her pushed over the back of the couch. Good little mommy didn't even scream.
We eventually ended up in the bedroom, and she agreed to do anything I wanted, as long as I didn't hurt her.
After she started to sober up she wanted to fight a little, so I explained what would happen if she fought.
I told her I have friends that pimp out young girls her daughter's age, and if she fought or told anyone about out weekend fun her daughter would be on the menu.
Cute little bitch would make them a lot of money, and they have her address and would be stopping by if anything happened to me.
I took a copy of her house key, all the cash she had in the house (about $2500 in the safe), and her wedding rings.
I also took a picture of the wedding pic she had on her dresser. She looked so happy in it, I had to snap it.
I never had the cops call on me, and have seen her around a couple times without incident, so I think I'm good on this one.
Used to hook up with this little Chinese girl when I was in college. We had a threesome with my then gf but the host was sneaking around and fucking on campus. Always used to go to this one out of the way bathroom and hookup in a stall. It was so hot pushing her up against the wall and hitting it raw telling her how bad I wanted to creampie her pussy but finishing on her face/mouth.
She was such a good slut.
Plenty of stories if interest
self-bump
We ended up having two days of fun, no condoms used, and lots of fun.
I did feel a little bad about how I left her. But her husband and kids were due back a few hours later, and I left her loose enough that she might have gotten free in time to clean up before they got back.
be me 14
kept fapping to a lingerie magazine that I took from my mother's stuff
most of the pages are now stuck together so I have to take another one
while I'm going through stuff in her room, I have a brain wave and decide to steal several sets of her underwear - panties, bras and pantyhose
start fapping loads with these, and often trying them on
one time I'm on a sleepover at a friends house - just the two of us - and we're playing truth or dare
naturally it gets progressively more sexual as the evening goes on
who we fancy at school, our secrets. eventually telling each other our dick sizes - he said something ridiculous so I said prove it... which led to us comparing dicks side by side
another round, I choose truth and he says "what's your deepest and darkest secret"
I tell him that I fap with my mother's underwear on
he thinks I'm joking, but I assure him it's true
whole conversation about what it feels like, and why I do it
he just accepts it as something that totally makes sense
fast forward to future times I'm meeting him in private, and I'm showing off my collection
this leads to group faps, then group try-on sessions where we're wearing the clothing in front of each other, and it just continues to escalate
at one point we're finding every opportunity to hang out in private
then I get an idea - why not try and bring someone else into it?
difficult because we don't know who we can trust to want to join in and keep it top secret
eventually we pick one of our friends and invite him out into the woods
show him the stash
he's immediately horny and wanting to feel them
we build him up to it and then ask him if he wants to keep a pair of the panties
we got him hooked
next thing we know he's admitted he's fapped with it
after a bit more of a slower process, we got him enjoying similar group sessions together
over the years we rotate various guys in and out of the circle
at the peak we had 6 guys in at the same time
cont.
most perverted
many decades ago
when I was a young lad
like 13ish
finished showering
pause before walking into room
the weird noise emanating from my bedroom is cause for concern
rhythmic and repetitive
open door
Greeted with my mother laying on my bed
legs spread wide
dad on top of her just going to town
Dad waves me over
wtf.jpg
tells me to drop the towel
watch him fuck for a bit and get hard
dad motions for me to play with myself
proceed to masturbate to my mom getting fucked until dad cums inside of her
Cool larp
I love this picture
it was the perfect clique
we were all just horny and into experimenting
call it a critical lack of pussy syndrome
people joined because we recruited them in and they desperately wanted sexual experiences and wanted to be involved
they couldn't tell anyone about the rest of the group because they were compromised too and they'd only alienate themselves from our friend group
some of the guys left as they genuinely lost interest in sex, while others got girlfriends and got their needs satisfied by that instead
whilst most of the group stuff was mutually helping out - you tug me off, I'll tug you off (etc.) - me and the other main guy got first dibs on everything since we were the ones with the merchandise (clothing)
it's a wonderful feeling when you can tell two of your closest friends to dress up for you and suck your dick at the same time while you comment on how good they're doing
happy to talk about any part of it
Go to frat party. Pledge's little high school sister shows up and he isn't there yet.
Little cutie lets me make her a drink, and heads to the back yard to hang. (pic related)
Drink was a little more than she was used to, she needs to find a bathroom.
I help her upstairs and show her to the bathroom attached to the president of the frat's room.
I wait in bedroom while Shay pisses. Takes forever, so I check on her.
Passed out on toilet with pants and panties around her ankles and head on the all..
Can't wake her up, she just moans and twists, her heels fall off her feet and she kicks out of her pants and panties.
I help her over to the bed in the other room. She is face down/ass up, and nothing on but her bra and peach top.
Top and bra are harder to get off a drunk slut than you would think.
I slide in her slit, and hit a little resistance. Have to push a little harder, then resistance goes away.
She was a virgin, score.
I last about a minute before pulling out and nutting on her back.
...the best was yet to cum
I use her panties to clean my cum up, wrap them in a plastic bag, and stuff them in my pocket.
I leave her face down on the bed and head downstairs.
See her brother downstairs, he has no idea his sister showed up.
He is already drunk, and probably high too.
He asks if there is any action, I tell him that the president of the frat has some high school bitch in his room.
Told him she was hella drunk, and fair game.
He asks a couple guys if he can get a condom, no one has one.
He says "Maybe I can pull out" and laughs as he heads upstairs.
About 10 minutes later G comes back down, tucking his shirt in.
Says "I was gonna pull out, but the cunt reminded me of my sister, so I nutted in her."
Did I mention Garret was drunk and high, he didn't even think it was her.
I went back up to check on her a couple hours later, and a few other guys had found her.
So hot. Continue.
I left the party, so I don't know how she ended up.
We did put her panties in the Frat trophy case
How many guys rammed her? Was she double penetrate? Did she enjoy it?
Roofied and passed around. Lovely. Are you a USC fratbro?
Not sure how many took her that night. I know that she was more awake when I took that one pic than when I fucked her. This is her and her faggot brother. I wonder if she ever found out he nutted in her too.
I know they dressed her in what was left of her clothes and left her in the back seat of her brother's car then next morning.
We never heard anything else about it. She ended up at a different college the next year, I know she was fun at that party school.
LOL
Bikini pics?
Just some shitty ones off Myspace, LOL
I know she was fun at that party school.
Tell stories
No stories. Just Garrett talking about how his sister had to get an abortion, and how she was fucking a nigger.
Their dad was pissed
You know, the usual for ECU sluts.
Hot bitch. Ass pics?
only thing close to an ass pic. Back then we didn't have the phones we do now. Should have got a ton of pics and vid
Was she a good fuck?
this text looks photoshopped as hell
definitely gay
She just laid there, but I got to bust her cherry, so yeah.
I wonder if this boomer knows his daughter is a slut?
I used to buy alcohol for highschool kids so that I would get invited to parties where I would hook up with the girls there. AMA.
definitely gay
Honestly to this day I'm not romantically attracted to men - I just love trading blowjobs and being fuck buddies. A few dildos thrown into the mix don't hurt either. I like both, but my romantic preference is girls.
where you like it or not, orgies are great
Wife took me up on an offer to fuck another guy if she ever felt interest. Took her several years but eventually she asked. Pretty vanilla, but AMA if there’s any interest
summer 2021
first date with trans guy
have 7 or 8 drinks and go back to his
fuck him and dominate him for a bit
ask if he wants to dominate me
he immediately gets on top and puts his hand on my throat
i tell him to call me good girl
starts using his vibrator on my dick and saying "does that feel good on your pussy"
smacking my ass and spitting on me
smacking my face and calling me a whore and a fucktoy
starts fingering me
tells me to moan and when i do he tells me to moan louder
he has me screaming on the first date
some of the best sex i ever had
Post her socials.
may of last year
hang out with a really hot skinny trans model w/ black hair and go to the cinema and for drinks, becomes a date halfway through. good vibe between us, she's 26 and i'm 23, she's funny and cool
back to mine for a joint and some music
we go to bed and start messing around
ask if she wants to dominate me
she's never done it but is open to it
starts dry humping me, choking me, slapping me
she's an amateur but she's super into it
gets me to moan loud
tells me she wants to see me cum
i start jerking faster while she humps faster and harder
i'm moaning as i cum on my stomach, my cum sticks between our bellies
fumbled her tho :(
Sauce?
Fucked my friends dad at a sleepover before I turned teenager
Thread is so dead. Seems pajeets are waiting for the stupid bimbo who got gangbanged by her best friends.
Greentext
Pretty vanilla. Wife fucked another guy then shared the details with me later
when you see ***FREE COUCH*** on the curb
this is why
Oh you mean that larking dude? Fuck that guy
Grow up, incel.
lol found the fag who likes larping dudes
Story please
Las Vegas
like 4AM
still at one of the shadier strip jointsin town
full on molesting one the dancers in my seat while stuffing ones everywhere
at best b-tier redneck trashy hot type girl
end up stuffing like two hundred into her clothes while we talk
eventually her shift ends
I boldly ask if she wants to make some extra cash back in my hotel room
hammer it out so she'll come back to my room and we'll talk more after some sex
can't remember how much but we agreed on but end up in a cab
play a bit of grabass.mp4 and some teasethecabby.mp3
get back to the hotel room
ROUND1_vanilla_boring.webm
do some coke and spend some time talking while we recharge
hammer out new arrangement where she'll spend most of the day with me
ROUND2_railsomelines_assfuck.webm
we talk and drink and recharge some more
get talking about what sorta shit I've always wanted to do to a woman
admit I've always thought it would be hot to watch a girl eat a pint of ice cream and then force her to puke it back up on my dick
after some coaxing, I didn't just jump straight to the weird shit
never jump straight to the weird shit anons
Anyways order a pint of vanilla ice cream from room service
ROUND3_lazyblowjob.webm while we wait
ice cream arrives
she eats the whole pint by herself
surprisingly sexy to watch her eat. sue me Anon Babbleros.
Get in shower
she gets me warmed up and ready
Tits or gtfo
Seriously, wtf is wrong with /b now
gets herself ready by shoving her finger down her throat a few times
move onto the actual deepthroating
takes a bit of work but figure out a good way to make her retch is to wiggle a bit when I'm going in
doesn't take long
still very cold ice cream sprays all over me and the shower
instantly harder than i'd ever been
back down and up
continues sprays ice cream out on me
kinda tickles the ballsack and melts down the thighs
it's like a blowjob on overdrive
doesn't take long to blast a load into the oncoming vanilla upchuck
she giggles when I pull out and we look (and smell) disgusting
I proceed to relieve myself on her using the spray to rinse off the ice scream
We shower
NEXT_ROUND_VANILLA_NO_PUN_INTENDED.webm
the rest of the time is mostly just us edging each other and some boring sex
it peaked and then quickly diminished after we were done showering
Passed my wife around during swingers party
I’m m, you idiot
Ew
Not sure whats wrong with you, but calm down, naysayer.
My buddy was dating a recently divorced single MILF he met online. We had a party at a friends house and he told we should piss on her. but we all were drunk enough to do it. I think chicks let him get away with a lot of stuff because he is a firefighter. He wasn’t with her much longer after that hahaha
Don’t tell me which direction to calm
Literally wth
Figuratively, nice dubs
ESL detected
So where’s that retarded dude who larps about being a chick that got plowed by the whole town?