Do you eat ass?

Do you eat ass?

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Yes. With enthusiasm

no but that's a beautiful girl

if she the only innocent la party girl? wtf gets famous gets trashy has a moment of self realization and fucks off to the middle of nowhere to be happy, damn jealousy boner.

Yep

This is peak female physique

This is peak female physique

She's overweight

Do you eat ass?

No. I prefer to be without intestinal parasites, thanks

Yes, BUT there are specific women that you don't wanna go down on.

I draw a hard line at 250lbs. Any larger and oral is an absolute mistake. Also, if there's any unsavory odors, fucking don't commit to oral..... or you'll have to fake a charlie horse and leave. I had to genuinely do it once, then I learned my lessons about obese women with poor hygiene.

Yes

Yep

Yes
Would rim her

Sometimes. Best one was with a twink.

No

She's overweight

No, you're just a dipshit.

Yes. Like it's my last day on earth.

preach

She is objectivity overweight. Just because you like fatties doesn't mean she isn't fat.

By who's standards?
Just because you like scrawny bitches doesnt mean she's fat.

this
by literally every objective standard

If I could find a girl willing to let me do it.

No. Jewish shit.

by literally every objective standard

Prove it nigger.

No him, but by medical science. See pic, and there will be a follow-up

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Yeah, but I prefer rimming men.

Never eaten a woman's ass. I'd rather eat a woman's pussy

Now tell me the body fat percent on the girl op posted.

And the follow-up is attached - a visual chart of what the various fat levels look like - I'd say OP's picture is closest to the 32%. Which shows she's overweight.

Your problem is that obesity is so all-pervasive in current society that your perception of what is a healthy weight had been badly skewed. In the US today over 65% of adults are either overweight or obese (so only 35% correct or underweight) so the average people you see every day are fat.

Now tell me the body fat percent on the girl op posted.

It was on its way - I was just researching some facts

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So you're a long range body fat determiner?
Where does one get this education?

No, but I want to stick my BWC in Ariel winters

By being both objective, married and having struggled with my (male) weight in the past. Plus being way, way older than you.

But rather than be snarky, the whole internet is out there if you want to try to debunk what I've offered you. And good luck with that.
In summary? She's medically overweight

She’s a future porker in the making.

Im 45.

She's already there, anon.

As I said - way, way older than you

I don't "eat ass".... I tongue fuck turd cutters.

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Virgins are cute.

You're in your 60s no you aren't.

Just goes to show that the general consensus amongst the people who know me that I'm not cute is correct

You're correct. I'm just in my 70's

Prove it.

I lick the inside of shit holes

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Oh do fuck off, child. I was in college in the early 70's and graduated in the hot summer of 1976. I studied mechanical engineering and learned to program ALGOL using punchcards, which ran on an ICL 1902 mainframe with less power and memory than your smartwatch. I passed my UK driving test at 17 in Feb 1972

A bong?
A rightless bootlicker?
Lolz, enjoy sharia.

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And if you want anything else you're going to be disappointed - I have some chores to do then I'm going for a walk in the spring sunshine

I see you're stupid enough to believe Fox. But at least your use of ad hominem shows you're taking the 'L' like a child.

fox

No one watches cable news grandpa.
What a joke you cowards are.
You can go to jail over a meme.

I wanna bend over Ariel so bad and balls deep pound her. Posting this to distract from the anons pissing and moaning at each other. Maybe they can come together and complain about this lol

You can go to jail over a meme.

I bet you even believe that too, you thick cunt.

here, I'll be back after I've carefully studied the picture to establish whether it's as offensive as I think.

She' still objectively fat, no matter how much you try to deflect with irrelevancies

My opinion is objective.

Sure it is

You're not just a thick cunt but mealy-mouthed af. Darren Brady was never "imprisoned", you mealy-mouthed thick cunt.

see

Aww, now proven wrong you're all angry huh gramps?
Dont let your blood pressure rise too much, especially with how shitty the NHS is.

No one watches cable news grandpa.

POTUS does. Ans so therefore do the majority of the MAGA hordes.
But you get your news from the ever-reliable Farcebook, no doubt?

For the avoidance of doubt, I'm not the one you're replying to. I am the one who offered evidence for my eight decade, though.
And now I'm gone

Ans so therefore do the majority of the MAGA hordes.

You know this how?
You know a lot of Trump voters do you?

Lol no wonder you dweebs are 4ever virgins.

Ikr.

based fellow fertility goddess lover

You know a lot of Trump voters do you?

I don't have to. I can proclaim that as fact just like others can about Sharia law - I don't need to understand anything.

I think you need to follow the linked posts - the guy was over 70

Kek 70 yos are not on Anon Babble that would be peak retardation

Kek 70 yos are not on Anon Babble that would be peak retardation

Not any more I'm not. As I said; jobs to do. Walk to take.
But it's OK for you to be here and that's not retarded? OK. Let me know the cut-off age

If he's 70 and on Anon Babble he definitely never lost his virginity

Fuck, would balls deep pound just like that on the beach

Not anymore

Continues replying

Holy shit you lack brain cells

You admit your ignorance?
You must be a goat ducking dune coon

huehuehuehue you're so witty

tongue punch fart boxes

Holy shit you lack brain cells

Not at all. I've got the page open in a separate tab on my PC (imagine a large phone with more memory and computing power, in a box, with a separate large screen on a stand on a desk and a separate keyboard - I know! Weird, eh?) and, as I do various cores, I drop back to pick up the latest stream of retardation as anons try to prove stereotypes they actually believe but never think to check.

You admit your ignorance?

No, you numbskull. I was parodying this dim cunt
And now I will actually be gone for at least an hour - the walking boots call. Set your timers....

If he's 70 and on Anon Babble he definitely never lost his virginity

Married for longer than you've been alive

And I missed this off my portmanteau of replies here
And now? - Keyser Soze

sorry you're ugly, bro. maybe hit the Gym or get rich to up your odds.

nobody gives a shit if you're a democrat... you dont have to announce it in every thread..

why do you want to arrest people who meme about your goofy political opinion?

Frequently

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That first bitch is not over 10% BF, that's bullshit. A guy is that lean at 5% BF. The 26% and 32.4% examples should be flipped as well, because the 26% body obviously carries more fat than the 32.4% body, 32.4% has a bulkier frame =/= more fat.
That visual guide is ass.

Imagine being over 60 and still fighting on the internet over thinking a woman is fat

Pathetic britnigger, please get knifed on public transport in London.

you're in denial, fag. im not any of them but you like fatties and op pic is overweight, and going to be 200lbs in 1 year from now. you can even clearly see the cottage cheese airbrushed off...

it's okay to be a nigger that likes fat women, they dont get much other choice tbqh.

Careful bros, eating ass is a good way to infect yourself with E. coli. Yeah it's an easy fix with antibiotics but you still don't wanna wake up with a sharp pain thinking you've got an acute case of appendicitis.

I ate my GF's ass once and got infected. And she's a clean bitch, no other partners, good hygiene. It can happen to everyone. Just take care.

Poor quality bait, I can’t believe you got a bite with this trash

Anon thinks a very slight stomach and maybe a bit of arm qualifies as fat.

66% of Americans can't be wrong

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would if i had any game

Sure, but not that fatty.