just use headphones 24/7 while gaming, bro. nothing bad can happe-
You fucks lied to me...
I'm only 35
FUCK!!!!!
Just use headphones 24/7 while gaming, bro. nothing bad can happe-
Start monkmaxxing
only
you're literally dead
35 is YOUNG
35 is a completely normal age for hair loss.
maybe in manchildren years. you're older than my dad
Hair loss can start before you're 30s. Should have worn a nice sturdy ball cap to better displace the headband pressure
bro trim those nose hairs
dude you have grey hair
Has nothing to do with headset, you're going bald. Sorry baldy, it's finasteride and topical minoxidil for the rest of your life if you wanna keep what you have.
all sports stars have retired by age 35, you're old as fuck bro
how old you son?
I read an article about how zoomers are struggling to understand spoken speech because they're wearing noise canceling headphones so much that it's actually caused an odd form of brain damage.
IEMs for casual use. No shit.
Tell me you have a family already at least.
I don't get why people wear headphones. Even when I play competitive shooters I can hear where footsteps are coming from without headphones. Maybe if you have a baby or some shit and want to be as silent as possible headphones make sense but otherwise they are a meme
Anon, I'm 34, have grey hair, and a gnarly receding hairline.
Just accept it or go bald.
Embrace your inner George Costanza
wah wah wah I was a norwood 3 by 25, life is shit and there is no afterlife
Anon, I'm 34, have grey
Hardly means anything. I had my first grey hair at 16.
skill issue
and there is no afterlife
good for you
imagine going to heaven and still be bald lmao
tfw 3-vertex at 32
it's so over for me
wear earphones
just use headphones 24/7 while gaming, bro.
who said this?
Turning 30 in July
Gonna take a baldpill. How the fuck do you look after your dome? Do you shave it everyday or wait for like 2 weeks and go to barber?
Be 33 going on 34 here in a few days
Still a full head of hair
Not a gray or white hair in sight
Have really resilient fucking teeth apparently
It's strange that I seemingly have such resilient genes because I'm unfortunately too autistic and ugly to ever be able to pass them on.
I only use earbuds since I wear glasses but scalp psoriasis is killing my hairline literally have a Vegeta hairline
go to barber to shave your head
cuck behavior
Feels good to be an iem fag for once.
Earbuds are infinitely better and more comfortable. I don't understand the obsession with headphones for gayming
give it 2, 3 more years and you will start greying.
t. 44
cleaning your hair after shaving
No way fag
It happened to me, so it'll happen to you the exact same way!
I doubt we're related, so that's debatable.
Shave it yourself. Its literally the easiest haircut you can give yourself. Why would you pay someone to do it? Most chrome domes have to shave everyday
it's over
Most chrome domes have to shave everyday
Blade and gel or trimmer?
holy shit you're old
don't forget to take your ibuprofen old man
im losing my hair but i cant even shave my head because i have a bunch of acne scars on it so im fucked either way
I love my zoomer little brothers, but you guys have an absurd amount of anxiety around aging. It must be excruciating.
A properly setup true surround sound system with high quality components is much more immersive than headcans will ever be.
There are times when I have to get up and make sure things I'm hearing aren't actually coming from in my house.
Yeah, headphones can "trick" your brain, but your body will know the difference when it actually feels real sound pressure pounding it from every angle.
Topical minoxide is a fucking pain
Take it in pill form instead
Hairline feels pretty stable, has been so for about 2 years
I have no clue if I'm just taking a placebo but I'm afraid to stop
Gramps... stop.
I really don't know how you can stand being in headphones for so long, I strongly prefer a good audio set up instead
T. Boomer
Why are zoomers so terrified of aging?
There's a reason suicide is the 2nd leading cause of death for young people right now. They're extremely mentally ill due to social media and smart phone addiction, and the drugs they're being prescribed aren't helping either. More people are doped up on SSRIs than ever before but people are only more mentally ill and rates aren't going down, only increasing. This is good for the drug companies, but it does nothing to actually solve mental health problems.
Most zoomers are so terrified of aging that it's easier for them to imagine killing themselves than living beyond the age of 30 lol. They're absolutely fucked
you need fin. Minox is not enough on its own
tfw just turned 30
already balding despite never using headphones
can't cast magic despite being a virgin
WW3 when? I want it all to be over
Every two days, use conditioner instead of shaving cream.
35
Don't feel bad old man, it's happening earlier and earlier.
See you all in a decade when they find out all the hair loss stuff gives people turbo nigger cancer and zoomers are riddled with tumors and they did it to keep their broccoli haircuts
Those are your inferior genes, not headphones.
lol
your own fault for pushing the headphones down so hard they actively frictioned away hair.
What the fuck do zoomies eat to look a decade older than their age?
This happens from wearing headphones too tight and having not enough padding on the headband.
Buy these.
I can wear my headphones all day with these
not balding but born with a massive forehead
Remember it can always be worse
humans only live to about 80 if they are lucky and decline starts steadily at 30. It's not young, it's not old its just the start of old age and decline.
35 and gaming 24/7
why do you care
you weren't still expecting to be attractive for a girlfriend, would you?
IN EAR HEADPHONES YOU RETARD
Seed oils, anti-anxiety meds, estrogen in the water, RoundUp in every single vegetable and meat, microplastics in every single possible thing they (and we) will ever touch for the next 1000 years
Could be stress or poor diet. My hair looked like that a couple times. A spot appeared and faded. Same pattern, the rest of the hair around it looks fine, no thinning. Get a better diet first and foremost.
Your dad wouldn't have been allowed to post here when he became a father, everyone was older than him.
this, there is no more growth, you're over the hill already. I say 25-28 is the peak, then its all downhill.
Of course if you were a fat fuck with a shit diet and suddenly started getting fit you'll feel and look better at 35.
bro needs some conditioner
this is what the average gamer in his 30s look like
Video Games need to be banned
They fuck up your life worse than heroin
thats my moustache
DAMN
its def the headset because Im only losing hair in the area that the cushion stays in contact all day
also I started taking fin 1mg this week
LMAO, I "moustache" you a question good sir! I tip my hat to you on this fine day!
he doesn't have headphones that use ear mounts instead of an arch
Lol
thats just zoomers being retarded
nothing to do with ANC
this has been studied extensively, there is no link between head accessories and balding unless you're wearing them tight enough to actively tug on the hairs
it just also happens to smash down hairs in the area and make it look worse
This achievable natty?
I remembered when I switched to iems because I thought the headphone strap was making me bald
insane cope looking back on it
just use headphones 24/7 while gaming, bro. nothing bad can happe-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Just puff your pompadour back up you buffoon.
tfw 27
looking like a 20yo tiktok star
great black hair
greying heavily on the sides
What's the deal with people as early as 16-18 going bald?
feel like it's all over the place or super common now
I'd be jealous but you're probably black
blacks don't have hair tho
im ESL, forgive me
It's traction alopecia
See
and just dysgenics in action overall
Just use speakers instead.
Problem solved.
39 here.
I had this happen, but I suspect it was the fucking Koss Porta Pros I had that could tear hair out when I would take the fuckers off.
just tightened my headphone last week
thanks OP, back to having them loose
They're genetically damaged. Their Gen-X mothers were drinking boxed wine and eating anti depressant meds while they were in the womb. This wrecked their DNA and made them age at an accelerated rate
LOL
LMAO even
I had a friend who looked just like this when we were 19. He had hella Welsh ancestry. It could just be genetic
height: 5'0"
Take the IEM pill. desktop mics are way better anyway than gaymer headsets or boom mics
These fuckers are why I still get carded at bars at 34. Even had the cops called once because the retarded bartender thought my ID was fake.
Gamer head is a meme but frictional alopecia is real and permanent. Haven't lost any hair since I stopped wearing headphones about 6 years ago.
I used headphones all my life and my hair is fine. Shouldn't have abused all that sunlight directly to your scalp unprotected.
I did.
People will fall for the dumbest shit instead of accepting the impact of genetics. Sure buddy, it will never happen to you because you bought some stupid accessory like this guy
i dont see the problem with balding? just go to fucking turkey and do the thing.
Just wear loose fitting or ear clip headphones
Reminder that people only know how you look not your age
If you look old and like shit you just look like that nothing to do with if you are 20 or 35yo.
Lots of time I think a woman is close to 30 years old and she ends up being 20 years old lol.
I'm 25 and someone born around the time the Wii came out said "Dude why are you so fucking old?" I'm sorry I've never played Fortnite, Noah.
I'm not gonna throw out the impact of widespread HD phone cameras here. Zoomers get all their pores exposed in 4K instead of having polaroids smooth out their complexion
actually ibuprofen is overrated and only for shitty headaches
asparin is what you take every day to keep the heart doctor away and aleve is what you take for regular muscle/back pain
t. old
Post hairline
This is why they all have that broccoli head perm hairstyle. Zoomers are balding at an alarming rate because of all the garbage they're exposed to.
decline starts at 30??
Then why the fuck do I feel healthier at 33 than how I was at 23??
still using headphones in current year? living under a rock or something?
IEM is king, go upgrade
You will be this old in 10 more years give or take.
I once thought I would be 23 forever as well. Now I''m 33.
I have worn headphones every day of my life for at least 10 hours for the last 20 years of my life and still have a full head of hair.
You should have gotten on finasteride like a decade ago you based retard
calls other people retarded
destroys his dick and balls for fucking hair
You are literally the most retarded person ITT.
The constant existential dread zoomers have towards aging is hilarious given the first zoomers will be turning 30 in a couple years. You can't stop aging except by killing yourself so why be so afraid of it?
yeah the excuse used to be the camera adds 10 pounds. It was bullshit then and its bullshit now. They're genetically fucked, stop making excuses for them
well, he is brown
Genetics havent changed substantially in thousands of years.
why not use in ear monitors? i have some sennheiser ones that work well.
They are materialistic drones and their temporary flesh prison is the only thing they think they have.
putting a known male hormone disruptor on your head
At that point save up like 10k to go to turkey to get hair follicles from your butt grafted onto your head
Skill issue.
So your argument is some sort of inherited DNA damage? And this has been entirely undetected by all of medical science. Except for you, Chief Noticer. It does seem slightly more likely that zoomers have in their pocket cameras that far surpass even the best cameras of previous generations.
get a wig from the people that did brian cranstons in breaking bad. like 5k
dude you have grey hair
lmao
I had first grey hair in high school.
Ah yes, the current state of society has nothing to do with it. Keep working for Mr. Goldstein anon
Finasteride does nothing to the dick and balls you based illiterate retards. They inhibit the production of the enzyme that turns testosterone into DHT. DHT plays little role after puberty, the idea that finasteride causes sexual dysfunction is almost entirely a meme.
I have bad news for you Anon.
That's not headphones. That's genetics.
frictional alopecia
If anyone is reading this, check the part of your thighs where your phone and wallet sit in your pocket
I use Chi-fi IEMs
Same bro been getting greys since I was 14, runs in the family. Plus side is that nobody in my family goes bald
put the prune juice in the IV drip old timer
nah dude
once you're 20, it's over for you
half of men are balding or bald at 35
DHT plays little role after puberty
Wrong. It plays a major role in the function of your prostate and sexual organs
my calves never recovered from one pair of trackies i had that had the inner layer a little tighter on my calves. now i have blad patches on the side of my calves lmao.
It's not like you have any use for your dick, don't kid yourself.
Citation needed
DHT plays a marginal role as per all clinical research.
They notice it themselves you idiot
Don't you always get carded in cities with strict laws? I'm carded everywhere in NYC, and I'm 29
ss+gomad
32
no receeding hairline
no greys
no wrinkles
no random unexplainable aches
i'm waiting for it to hit me all at once
Research has shown that peppermint oil has the same effect as minoxidil.
But the medical jew cannot patent peppermint oil.
32
no greys
Cool story bro.
I thought that was a beaver.
homeless for a decade
thick and luscious hair
Fine complexion
explain this nurture over nature fools
YOU JUST MAD CUZ YO ASS IS OLD
GRANDPA OLD NIGGA
Bro I am not clicking a fucking tiktok link lmao.
DHT is an androgen like testosterone but more potent. You don't want to get rid of it just because it turns off the follicles on your head. It also has significant cognitive functions pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
somebody post that chudjack picture
Literally impossible unless you were exposed to a lot of stressors at 23
I accept your concession
If you are to go bald, it'll not happen at 35. Every balding guy started much earlier, just look up on people you personally know. Every bald dude started balding at 23 or so.
you're most welcome to it bro. I laughed out loud when you linked tiktok.
just cover it up with the jewish hat bro you'll be fine
tiktok
kys.
the camera doesn't add 10 points, but the FOV is different from having two eyeballs, so it does make you look flatter, and fatter.
Read your own study. The rats were castrated, meaning their androgen production plummeted across the board, and the injected DHT had to do all the work of androgens.
Taking finasteride doesn't impact androgen production, it inhibits the transformation of one androgen, testosterone, into another, DHT. Testosterone plays a much, much bigger role in adult males than DHT. If DHT were a more efficient androgen bodybuilders would be injecting it instead of testosterone.
Then why prevent balding if you're gonna stay an incel forever?
You walk around with your erect dick out?
NTA but that was a really stupid and shit response. Try a little harder
WRONG!
They hacked off the balls to get rid of DHT production as a control. Bodybuilders do not take testosterone they take growth hormones and synthetic derivatives of testosterone. DHT is literally a derivative of testosterone that your body makes. It's estimated to be 5x more potent than testosterone.
have head full of hair to attract mates
can't even impregnate them because of your dead dick and balls
???
I'm older than your grandparents. Shut the fuck up and go to bed, Ethan
it will probably hit them like a freight train the moment they realize that they are old, i am only 22 and a few weeks ago i was thinking about how i wasted 4 fucking years since i was 18 and it shook me a bit
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Intredasting.
That's nothing, wait 'til you've wasted 20
This but I completely wasted my 20s and only started to realize recently that I need to get my shit together.
underageb&
the same effect as minoxidil.
lots of things have the same effect as minoxidil as it doesnt do shit to the hair bulb unlike redensyl combined with micro needling
>no greys
perfectly believable. i only have a couple that i probably got from using harsh chemicals and that i am trying to reverse with catalase and some other serums, and it seems to be working
They hacked the balls off to get rid of *all* androgen production in general as control. The control group, no balls chopped off, no DHT injections, still performed the best.
The point of the study is to show that androgens *in general* play a role in protection against cognitive decline, including DHT, not that it DHT is the sole androgen responsible for such. Which is why they they state that "teatment with testosterone *or* DHT in these castrated rats may significantly reduce pathological damage"
Also, bodybuilders do use testosterone in cypionate and enanthate forms. Testosterone is in fact the most commonly used androgen, by far. Nobody uses DHT for anything, because it is more potent *only on specific tissues*, which matters mostly during development (e.g. primary sexual characteristics during puberty). An adult, over 25, male has virtually no effects from DHT outside the scalp follicles, sebaceous glands and prostate size. It pretty much does nothing to muscle mass, for example.
Get HRT but for hair (finasteride)
Goes crazy and ends with suicide
Many such cases
youtube.com
Wrong, retard.
correct retard. minoxidil only brings more blood to the follicles. thats it.
Just fucking dye it what a nothing complaint
And you don't understand the underlying causes of balding.
our benefits
trust us bro
Checks out for someone who would fall for shit like this.
They hacked the balls off to get rid of *all* androgen production in general as control. The control group, no balls chopped off, no DHT injections, still performed the best.
No DHT did worse. The control did do best as expected because there was no hormone fuckery going on.
Also, bodybuilders do use testosterone in cypionate and enanthate forms. Testosterone is in fact the most commonly used androgen, by far.
Modified testosterone stronger than natural testosterone. Wait till grug find out what DH in DHT stands for.
That study is old and muscle growth isn't the only important thing that's regulated by androgens.
balding.
minoxidil wont fix balding either
Checks out for someone who would fall
simply google the redensyl studies
i thought you were smart
The group of eunich rats with no DHT did worse. DHT is the thing the experiment is comparing and it's shown to be an important regulator.
Blade and foam. Gel is nice but it's actually not very good for shaving your head if you have a tight scalp. If you've got a doughy head, gel might be better. I use Harry's razors and Barbasol typically.
Hack it away with a buzz cutter and become ugly bastard.
I'm turning 37 in less than a week, it hits a little hard at like 30-35, but now I'm just at peace with it. My kids are growing up happy and healthy in a stable and loving home, my wife is good to me, and I have a lifestyle I only dreamt of as a poor kid. I make good enough money that I can reasonably just go and buy things I want when I want them, I can spoil my family, and my home is filled with the people and things I love.
No DHT did worse.
No DHT *and no testosterone*. Chopping balls off impacts all androgen production, not just DHT.
That study is old and muscle growth isn't the only important thing that's regulated by androgens.
You're right, it isn't. But so far the only tissues that we know are particularly sensitive to DHT are the scalp follicles, sebaceous glands, prostate tissue and external genitalia *during fetal development and puberty* (you won't grow your dick after 25). Everywhere else DHT is less effective than testosterone.
You're right, it isn't. But so far the only tissues that we know are particularly sensitive to DHT are the scalp follicles, sebaceous glands, prostate tissue and external genitalia *during fetal development and puberty* (you won't grow your dick after 25). Everywhere else DHT is less effective than testosterone.
DHT is one of two pathways for Testosterone. The other is Estradiol. DHT is important for cognitive functions too
Finasteride is something you'll need to take for a life time. It's better to just not fuck up your hormones and get a hair graft less you want to end up like
32
uneven hair thickness on the top of my head
receding hairline
the only person to be bald in my family is my dad
I still have enough hair that women think I'm really attractive, especially asian women but man, I hate looking in the mirror and I can't grow my hair out anymore because it looks like ass if I do.
It's also important for the heart pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
white hairline
man fuck this type of balding, literally combing the back of my hair forward and quaffing my front to hide this shit, I'd rather have my hairline recede and get the spot in the back then this mangy looking shit
You think people need to start getting gray hair in their 30's?
After starting to bald pretty badly, I can't see people with hair as normal anymore. I see them all as bald people with lego hair. It's a strange feeling.
Wanna recommend a quality set? I’ve been using $40 Logitech in ears on the road and it doesnt compare to my headset. Had to install an EQ for a couple of games just to cope
34 and still the thickest head of hair
too bad I can't grow a beard
Greying > balding
Nigga you didn’t noticed it but that shit formed into my skull when I was 24
Am 34 as well, shits fucked, this will have grave repercussions in the future perchance
Have really resilient teeth
You're delusional. All enamel melts when exposed to acids produced from the breakdown of sugar.
So, you want to improve your gains?
I only ask for one thing in return.
Lose your hairline.
Fuck creatine.
Moondrop aria 2
can't grow a beard
34
How is that possible? Mind literally won't stop getting thicker with age.
Is that what the 50 year olds tell you?
t. 33, it's over.
you are supposed to be a father of two by now, anon...
My family on both sides all aged slowly, so I won the lottery in that respect. Still get carded sometimes despite being 35. Shame about the abundance of mental problems though.
that nose
shalom
Not in Muttland. They die at 60.
Hormones help mature your body hair. You can use vasodilators like peppermint oil and minoxidil to to increase the blood flow to help things along and once the follicles mature it's permanent. Be careful not to dry out your skin if you use minoxidil though
I got moondrops and they seem to suck pretty bad.
Heavy ass metal buds weigh on my ear canals
Was expecting heavy bass for something priced like this but instead they sound very flat.
I unironically preferred a $20 brand of sony buds. They knew what they were doing more than the "chy-fi" IEM brands from China. In any case, noise cancelling Bose headphones are fantastic. So much bass and noise clarity. Definitely get those if you can afford them.
gachaslopper
kys
Not everyone has children while in high school Tyrone
It looks like those depictions where a bullet has a near miss and parts the hair lmaooo
But really I am not so certain headphones can really do that. I'm older than you and headphones have been basically my second set of ears every waking hour I'm not asleep (including often at work) and I don't have that at fucking all. At most, maybe if you were already genetically predisposed it might exacerbate the symptoms perhaps. In other words you'd be thinnijg regardless but the headphone strap highlights a bald spot.
Maybe the issue is low levels of free testosterone. You know that guy on youtube who makes laser videos? His T levels are literally off the charts, but he can't grow a beard. The reason is not determined, but it's likely that something in his body (like the liver) is absorbing the testosterone, which is making the balls try to compensate by over producing.
If anything, keeping the head warm is supposed to increase hair growth rates. I would expect more hair to grow in that space, not less. OP's guy just has typical male pattern baldness.
get bose
I'm 31 and my hair is the longest and best it's looked in my entire life. I feel bad for bald bros
NOOOOOOO
At least I look like I’m 20 lmao
Are you ten years old anon
Incredibly based. I wish you all the best
You need DHT to mature your body hair follicles but before that there needs to be blood flow. Once the follicles mature veins are created to keep a steady supply of blood to supply nutrients. Lots of people have had success growing beards with minoxidil and it's become an alternative use of the topical version.
Let me guess, Chinese headset with scalp eating microbugs?
I can’t wish someone with kids good luck they shouldn’t even be here
Pesticides and heavy metals maybe for some but I think the main difference of now vs like 20-30 years ago is kids often are given meds or hormones of some kind as teens or tweens and millennials weren't prescribed shit as kids basically ever (at least where I grew up). Being sick enough to need some kids of constant medication was an oddity, something people would remember you for as that kid with the weird illness. I cannot speak for shit I have not seen with zoomers but it seems much much much more normal to be medicated with all sorts of weird crap starting from a young age. Parents way too trusting.
What the fuck? This dude was born when I was playing CSS in my room and he looks a thousand times worse than me
height 5'0
Are we sure this is a biological male and not a cuntboy?
I'm 30 and I look better than this. I really need to take care of myself so I don't regress.
airpods don't help either
find a zoomer using wired headphones
I'm married and I'm still here. Shit happens
It can be enough but I agree, fin is better, minoxidil is more for regrowing hair rather than keeping it
are all the zoomers going to kill themselves when they reach 30 to avoid being a grandpa? I sure hope so.
shoulda been a speakers chad
My hairline has been like that pretty much my entire life, it's full of hair other than that, especially now that I'm more careful with it but I always look like I'm on the verge of starting to go bald which sucks hard
Zoomer women are aging like shit because they age faster, by the time they're 10 years old they already got their first period, therefore they develop earlier
Now by the time they're 20 they look like they're 35
Niggas are really so scared of going bald that they'll take a drug that makes their dick stop working.
good i wish a grown ass woman made me a father at fucking 15
niggas be scared of balding but won't stop gooning
foh
They don't. They look a lot younger actually.
This is a good thing
Boomers were delusional and just distracted themselves away from it
To that
We need despair so something gets finally done in this generation
bald niggas seething that they found out theres a drug that can prevent balding that they go around making shit up
37, soon to be 38
Keep headset on most of the day
Only thing I have is a slight dent in my hair
Can literally fix it with a little shampoo and proper hair washing (foreign concept to most people here)
Not balding at all (somehow)
Take better care of your head.
Am I balding
vertical phone screenshot of a horizontal photo
Kill all phoneniggers
Humans begin physically declining around their early 30s. You pretty much lose out on every stat to people in their 20s.
lower muscle mass
slower metabolic rate
lower bone density
slower wound recovery
brain function begins to slow
Humans physically peak between their late teens and mid-late 20s.
On a biological level, it's all downhill from there because nature expects that you've already managed to pass on your genetic information and take care of them for enough years that they won't immediately die if left unattended (ie, somewhere around age 6-12).
Just get used to it man. Eventually everybody truly "learns" they're going to die. It doesn't happen when you're 8 and people say "yeah one day you'll die like that bug", it happens when the information is as clear to you as 1+1=2 or the sky being blue. There's a big difference between knowing that something is true because you're aware of it and knowing it as an undeniable fact of life. I can't really put that concept into words due to its very nature, you'll know it when it hits you.
Ok what about now? I screenshot my picture to delete the metadata and save upload size.
The sound quality is way better, but also most people don't live alone and headphones give you way more freedom
start biologically dying at 30
spend more time alive after 30 than before it
shit game.
i have never met anybody in my life who was put off by gray or white hair
even bald(ing) people are better off with gray hair, it can turn them from "bald lol" to "wise"
Unless you live completely alone in a house it's not hard to understand
If you don't live alone or live in an apartment building you can't blast your speakers at max volume at fucking 4am
With headphones you can listen to shit how loud you want at any time
i recommend every youngling start yoga and keep doing it so your body doesnt sieze up. this is what fucks you over as you age, you suddenly cant move normally anymore and get hurt trying to do normal every day things