Eternal Goddess Hunger Games

Samael

(Off by one...)

Tanya

Happy to see you alive and kicking, Miss Ingrid! 3

~L

Ty, great to see ya as well I.

Alpha1918

Ann Takamaki

Sakuya Izayoi
I had every intention of hosting yesterday but one cursory glance at the board under the effect of the 1337 filter seemed to exhaust me in advance.

Vladilena Millize
Good evening Ensign

Yay Saku-Chan! :3
I don't blame you, I thought about putting off returning to hosting as well, but I'd done so for too long as it was lol

~L

Roster opens to accept your sames at XX:55.

Fighter

Emmy

Nezuko & Tanjiro

Striker

Gendarme

Plank

Daki1918
If they're in I'm in

Mordred's Fumo

Loena Hendrickx

The Last Unicorn

Wizard Pepe

Aleria

Thanks, Pepe. Cutoff!

Dexter

(Same. Skip if needed.)

Would

ALL RIGHT, that took longer than I'd have liked but it's *done*. Everybody good?

Ready to go!

Heya Lena. Hope you're doing well.

Aye

Ready for Rox and Loo!

-Roxy

"Someguy said, we would save a princess?"

Let's get Loony and Roxy!

Ready to go.

The plan has been finalized.

I invited my number neighbor but she didn't get in. Helping Lukkage with something next weekend

Begin at your leisure.
The young man next to me has potential to erect his own kingdom.

Nothing imparts meaning like destroying the evil Ring of Shadows, Alpha. Yeah.
(For fuck's sake somebody kick me.)

I hear Vance murdered them both, Fumo, which is why he's had to adopt that masterful disguise.

It shouldn't need more than five (5) minutes before Loena's back in the water and paddling frantically back towards prison.

You got off pretty lightly, Emmy.

Hopefully Nezuko and Tanjiro aren't too badly affected by Kugel inhalation.

Believe in the Ingrid who believes in you, Fighter!

SANJO!

Who is that with MaoMao?

That is why the king of England gave me a lap dance on his furniture.

She would've been flumed anyway. What do you have planned with the pirate queen?

Good start so far.

Nah, I just look like one.

A king and queen. I must find them! Only then my task can be completed!

Are these the denizens of this "kingdom"?

You can run Hod, but you can't ride!

She says it's some traditional pirate dinner, something called a Seder

Hello Kitty Adventure Island us fun

Yeah, but whichever castle you infiltrate and clear's going to be the wrong one.

Bring her back into the light, Loona. Then again you *could* yourself go over to the darkness.

I have no idea how, Hod, but you did it. Far be it from me to accuse you of kill stealing.

Your faith is well bestowed, Sammy. You owe him several thousand gold pieces, by the way.

Looking sharp there, Xiaomao. Unlike Gendarme, who spends the entire jaunt cowering and trembling behind you.

It's possible that Fumo didn't understand the kobolds' friendly overtures but more likely she just didn't care.

Nezuko cheerfully pitches in to help and is honestly surprised to see where Tanya's final blow falls.

As if *cops* were ever going to get the better of Sakuya...

Here's a quandary for you, Chonk: Fighter can carry you or one (1) enormous bag of loot but not both.

Plank experiences a drastic change from True Neutral to True Neutral.

Sorry, this ain't your day.

No need to carry that loot if I devour it all.
.. it better be a bag of meow mix

I'm busy spending all my money to beat up poor people like me, but I'll join Roxy wherever she goes!

I've already won against the brats. Also I'm pretty sure the Infinity Castle isn't infinite

The people of Earth have so many strange traditions... What makes this dinner so unique?

A dragon is a good thing to be owed a favor by.

But I didn't burn the coal

Does each head have a life of their own... I'm troubled.

Would not

Another palace lady, she's introduced in the second season, or after volume 6 in the manga I think? She plays a big role in the 4th volume of the light novel.

Gotta help everyone onto a level playing feild.

It seems I am destined to his loyal serpent. My wisdom shall ensure his reign to be permanent!
My thanksss child...
Is this your way of drafting a Faustian contract...?

God I hope not. Killing off characters of this phenotype would leave me sick with guilt.

Fighter not only refused to carry Chonker but forced him to do his own walking.

Roxy gets all the XP, Lena, but your [Desperate Flight] skill's close to maxing out.

Don't worry, JD, all those party members you sold out to the Zhentarim are still dead.

Loona is officially tougher than the Royal Guard.

Sharp shooting there, Ledo. Now kill its friend and leave their bodies in attitudes that suggest mutual gay attraction.

All the ladies love Plank.

"Now serve me, familiar."/"Get to fuck, Pepe"

Open the hatch for an extra special surprise, Xiaomao.

Fumo and Ann squabble embarrassingly over a reward.

Modern problems require modern solutions
Not sure, but it involves passing food around and leaving an empty place setting

Kinda disappointed, I thought I'd get another fight tonight.

Were they spurred by wanderlust? Perhaps, necessity. I might have been able to do something, if I knew about them.

I guess the suit kinda rocks.

I was trained to slay monsters.

A contract? Call it that if you want...

You'll have to tell me how that goes. The food here can be... weird.

My sister liked the anime so much she went to the manga

Please to help out your host by being less amusing, Emmy.

You can run Hod

It's news to me but fair play to him, he certainly settled the hydra's shit.

If only you'd found Fumo and tried to press *her* on the kid, Xiaomao.

For myself, Loona, I'd have thought a nice fishing expedition with Roxy compared favorably with a day spent in the company of dwarves.

*My* Infinity Castle is! Less of the lip or you'll get the back of me hand, missy.

Got to bloodily sever 'em all! Then cauterise the neck stumps.

The only racism we do hereabouts is Fantastic Racism, Loena. Fantastic Racism is why I'm so pleased to see Sammy and Chonkers enact a horrific slaughter of the illithid.

Look at it this way Lena...It's probably *slightly* better than someone using him as a bludgeon and beating you to death.

Sure thing Ensign. I'm trying to make more of the food from back home, it's probably closer to your own diet. Mostly synthetic protein

Hell yeah, the arc with that particular palace lady is the current arc of the manga as well. The anime will overtake the manga at the end of this season.

She got our mother to watch the anime.

Madeline enjoys your series Miss MaoMao, fortunately there are not many things in Hawthorne Heights that can bite her

I discovered the lost treasure of the dwarves, and now I'm invincible forever!

he certainly settled the hydra's shit

Flayed its mind, I hear

I wonder if Nebiros claimed the corpse yet?

It's a better look for you. Think about it: a young man saves a fallen angel. As a token of gratitude, the angel offers to aid the young man in becoming a king! Sounds wonderful, doesn't it?

Cultists... worshipping one of the many nameless outer gods... nothing more then pitiful vermin. Killing them is an act of mercy.

I was killed by plywood?

A second sooner, and the others might have been riddled with fear. Thank goodness.

Thought you things were s'posed to be stronger. Pathetic.

Nice, I hope you all enjoy it!
Great to hear. This upcoming arc is one of my favorites and it sets in motion a lot of things that will be important for the future of the series.

I'm a necromancer at this point.

All things considered, your food is probably much better. As the Alliance sees it, neither taste nor texture is necessary for a healthy diet.

Become king...? Yes, that is the objective here, isn't it.

Oh shit I almost missed it.

Bleh! Loony you can't do that! Anyway, thanks for hosting Inna and thanks for hosting!

UHhh I'm tired. I mean thanks for hosting and congrats to the future winner kek.

I discovered the lost treasure of the dwarves, and now I'm invincible forever!

You'll need to be. I don't need to remind you of what grudgy, vindictive little bastards they are.

"Hey, *cat*, can you use a lockpick?"/"Yes, but right now I don't feel like it (curls up on the spot and goes to sleep)"

Further investigation of the stomach cavity, Fighter, reveals a human skeleton of about your own size.

God, no. Plank should feel free to correct me if I have this wrong but as far as I'm concerned he's good solid ash.

Where's your god now? Probably harassing you to turn back around and fight, the presumptuous old bastard.

Always welcome, Sakuya!

Loona has the ancient treasure of the dwarves but limited knowledge of Mandarin.

Sammy's so heavily charged with sexual frustration which he sublimates into anger that the griffon had not a hope.

Chase him in Ann's direction if you could, Chonk.

Jesus Christ but we have some sluttish dryads and nymphs about.

A kobold bites Gendarme's unmoving avatar. Two kobolds. Scores of kobolds...

It may have been better to preserve the feathers for their regenerative properties.

Shouldn't have AFK'd!

We really need to upgrade all our gear.

The dwarves lied, they said this was the way to Disney Land!
Off to purgatory for me

>Loona has the ancient treasure of the dwarves but limited knowledge of Mandarin.

Oh but I love mandarins, they're so easy to peel!

Heh.