Cel try again

more spam question mark? edition

kiki is an unloved commodity it would seem

A shame

it is :(

The child molesting weirdos are off-putting. Find someone else to post.

but i love adult keeks anon

So... /cel/ just went through some shit eh?

did I miss cel drama? please elaborate anon

I too am interested

Threads autosaging or what?

Kiki's a cute blonde with a tummy tighter than a cat's arsehole, what's not to love

I am so pleased with all the kikiposting!

she is so elegant and sexy

I want to appreciate her legs with my tongue

based

Allow me to be the first person on Anon Babble to show you the new Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger

It'll be announced officially within the hour.

Just saying it how it is chief

Dominic McLaughlin is the new Harry Potter

Arabella Stanton has been cast as Hermione Granger, and Alastair Stout as Ron Weasley.

a fuckin pajeet as hermione, there'll be blood in the streets !

Official confirmation now coming in from HBO Max

Dear Mr. Potter, Miss Granger, and Mr. Weasley: We are pleased to inform you that you have a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Please welcome Dominic McLaughlin as Harry Potter, Arabella Stanton as Hermione Granger, and Alastair Stout as Ron Weasley to the HBO Original Series Harry Potter.

Via: instagram.com/p/DKKUfgNguto/

You may now commence your seething that Miss Granger isn't pure white.

dark skin

mudblood

Exceptional work HBO

I for one welcome the new nigger Hermione

There was a viral photo doing the rounds during the memorial holiday weekend showing the cast of FRIENDS on a private plan. It was taken when they went on a brief holiday before the show started.

The producers said it was the last time they'd be anonymous and able to walk down the street.

This picture is that. This is the last picture of these three before they become among the most famous people on the planet.

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...

FUH KING KEK!

watsonfags on suicide watch (that's where we watch to see if they kill themselves)

She's a whore

Dominic McLaughlin (Harry Potter) will first be seen in the BBC adaption of Marilyn Kaye‘s Gifted book series.

Arabella Stanton (Hermione Granger) is perhaps best know for her portrayal of Matilda in Matilda: The Musical on the London West End.

No information as of yet about Alastair Stout.

Dominic is Scottish. I wonder how if they'll make him do a David Tennant and adopt an English accent or let him use his own accent?

So we're getting theatre kid Hermione? If you thought Emma overacted you ain't seen nothing yet

No information as of yet about Alastair Stout.

Correction, I've just been looking at his Résumé - prior to this his one role was "Son at Dinner" . He has no prior acting experience.

147cm and speaks with a Northern English accent for those wondering. That fits with the Ron we're familiar with via Grint and the poor english background of the character.

He's repped by Alex Daszewski.

We'l find out in 2026 on HBO Max!

JKR turning Hermione into a coon is great revenge on Woke Watson

Warner Bros. Press release:

HBO Original HARRY POTTER Television Series Sets Cast For Roles Of Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, And Ron Weasley

The HBO Original HARRY POTTER television series has cast screen newcomers Dominic McLaughlin in the role of Harry Potter, Arabella Stanton as Hermione Granger, and Alastair Stout as Ron Weasley.

About the series: The series will be a faithful adaptation of the beloved Harry Potter books by author and executive producer J.K. Rowling. Each season will bring Harry Potter to new and existing audiences, streaming exclusively on HBO Max where it’s available, including in upcoming launch markets Germany, Italy and the UK. The original classic films will remain available to watch around the world.

emma needs to initiate the new Hermione with facesitting and anal strapon sex

V-Victoria s-said s-s-several g-g-good s-s-sirs c-c-came b-b-behind h-h-her a-a-and g-g-grabbed a-a-a-a-a-a-a s-squeezed h-h-her b-b-behind w-w-while w-w-we shopping t-today...

Adult cast so far announced include Paapa Essiedu taking on potions master Snape, John Lithgow as head master Albus Dumbledore, Janet McTeer as Minerva McGonagall and Nick Frost as Rubeus Hagrid.

Our new central Trio join the following already confirmed cast member:

Paapa Essiedu as Hogwarts Professor Sevrus Snape.

John Lithgow as Hogwarts Professor Albus Dumbledore.

Janet McTeer as Hogwarts Professor Minerva McGonagall.

And Nick Frost as Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts Rubeus Hagrid.

Further casting announcements will doubtless follow in rapid succesion!

WATSONFAGS SEETING KEK BTFO

God brown people are fucking hideous.

I think there's some unfortunate miscegenation a generation or two back in her case. She'd be a very pretty white girl

I think there's some unfortunate miscegenation a generation or two back in her case. She'd be a very pretty white girl

And now he waits.

God brown people are fucking hideous.

Hermonkeyne

has troink lost weight ?

People with OCD are weak

HE HAS TO KEEP POSTING HIS GIFS AND CALLING TROINKERS A FAT PIG

Lithgow is a great casting

The Phimosis Game will return this June

but, he is an fat pig

He really is. The only thing that worries me is this is a ten year project and he'll be 80 when they start filming. They may have to consider getting him to film scenes from the latter books to be safe.

Christ Anon Babble thread is already full of pics of the new and improved Hermione. Living up to their rep.

Thanks, J-Fungus.

do soap opera actresses count as celebs

She can sing. Jacobs pedo stalker is here though so I'm not posting the link.

if they look like that, yes

do soap opera actresses count as celebs

The dicklet who spams these threads has been posting her since covid in his starlet threads so?

jacobtard spotted

lol ok kid.. get over yourself.. I don't care just dunno what it is with you and him

Thanks, J-Fungus

This reminds me of Troy calling anons stupid and Beady calling them mentally ill.

Pedo

These threads are full of weird fucks.

And Jacob is in the Anon Babble thread for the weird creepy cunt who thinks everyone who doesn't post "goon my cock" "mmm" is him.

Second post.

Thanks, J-Fungus.

I didn't know she even had pics like this during covid, I just saw these this year

tight little ass

Not a celeb

I just saw these this year
It's kinda like how Emiy Feld was 18 for four years and then she was actually 18.

Won't stop people saying stuff about her "tight lil ass"

J-Fungus is in a BAD mood today

Calling it now she's gonna be the new GILF who gets posted here.

the furious itch of septic phimosis can drive a man insane

I-I-I s-shouldn't... I-I k-know I-I shouldn't...

You missed one

Paul Whitehouse is gonna be Filch.

J-Fungus IS the mold growing in the corner of his room

He was Sir Cadagon in PoA. Holy recycling the cast.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh... he's in a bad mood

AND they announced Quirrell. Must have missed the news that day.

Thanks, J-Fungus.

Pic related.

Squeezing his little sour rashy phimosis pud over on Anon Babble

He looks feminine and nervous. Very limp. That works.

ᴸᶦᵐᵖ ᵃnᵈ ᶠᵉᵐᶦnᶦnᵉ ᵇᵉᶦnᵍ ᵗʷᵒ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵗʳᶦᵍᵍᵉʳ ᵃnᵒn. ᴵ ᵖᶦᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ˢᵖᵉᶜᶦᶠᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... he's in a very bad mood

hey Anon Babble

Trips confirm

The phimosis is raw and irritated

lol

The phimosis life is suffocating on many levels

I can smell it

Smell in the Cell: The J-Fungus Story

The Fungletaker

Squirt Fungle

how the FUCK did Jacob find a video already with the new ginger ron? It's an ad for potatoes and the ging is only in it for 5 seconds.

Dick Flare

Gay Cysterio

Sting

Musty Chodes

I'm sure I saw the live in a bar in brixton

The phimosis had to delete the upset

Dong Phima

As always don't rush to come back any time soon. Maybe rush down the stairs see if you break your neck.

Kiki Jenna and Maisie. Is someone trying to die via coom

Nobody goons and cums to that maisie

phimokiss

quality frog thread on Anon Babble

Would ocd explain baldies obsessive need to control how everyone posts here for so long and why everything annoys him despite him having zero shame for his own behavior? Idk how ocd works

nobody gives a shit about tv other than the harry potter pedos filling the catalog.

fucking hot pose

you also dunno the difference between fat troinkers and baldy bd

It's probably just low iq, same with neet nigga north

ok lmao someone is mad the new hermoine is half indian

she looks like Jenna ortega. now cast a non binary for draco to complete the millennial seethe

So you're still copying insults.

i dont know what that means ive never seen any harry potters

ive never seen any harry potters

theres one posted earlier. KEK

Troy's sister swallows

Troy's sister embracing title waves of cum

That poor woman must resent the fuck out of him.

LEMME DO IT LEMME DO IT.

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Only weaklings have OCD

There's software you can get to keep track of characters and narratives. Writers use it.

FUCK TROY

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ACHAEA FOR LIFE

Kiki anon who is new and definitely isn't bd but knows shit from years ago has killed the threads for almost a week.

Thanks Homer.

The fungus has spread to his head

Don't post kids on Anon Babble you sick fuck.

It's the casting announcement for the harry potter tv show.

Don't make it weird you fruitcake.

Don't post kids on Anon Babble you sick fuck.

Sry.