Why do you men insist on acting like children, and then getting mad at your wives for refusing to raise you...

does not communicate expectation

imagine thinking being a good mother is screaming at your children lmao

meaning, I can literally scream my needs to your face, and you'll do nothing then accuse me of wanting your vast fucking fortune?

you're broke and struggling to make ends meet. shes draining her paycheck just to keep this household afloat. if she leaves you, thats her losing dead weight. not a partner. she has her own job, her own car, her own life to live. she doesn't NEED to raise you AT ALL. she can just fucking leave, and afford her own place by herself. no one NEEDS you. that might be the scariest reality you run away from. not the fact that all you had to do was chores. or the fact that you are literally refusing to grow up.

but the fact that no one needs you to. they can just fucking leave. a MOTHER would never do that, but you're not my fucking child and im not your fucking mother.

lets see how he's calling that sentence "bad parenting" this time, missing the fucking fact that i shouldnt be a fucking parent in the first place.....

see my name and get the fuck out then. the funniest part of this whole thread is watching you all make an argument while claiming not to give a shit in the first place. oh sure, NOW you wanna take some initiative....to BLAME ME FOR IT...

Lovely. More examples of why she left.

suck my cock

get fucked. oh wait, you fucking cant...

and get the fuck out then

Who the fuck are to tell me what to do. I’m staying to laugh at (you)
Your meltdown is hilarious. I’ve got nothing better to do so I’ll keep replying here just to piss you off — even if you could be a bot.

at this point, im using you as a fucking punching bag. and you're loving it. that's not a flex. no more (You)s for the kiddies.

Okay think whatever the fuck you want to. I don’t mind be called ”punching bag” . Keep defending yourself. But also look what other anons say because it’s pretty clear who’s getting laughed at here. Its fucking funny how desperate you are

because it’s pretty clear who’s getting laughed at here.

i'll quote your God and apparent fucking role model, Rick Sanchez from that one show about what an asshole he is and why everyone hates him, and how *sad* that makes him :( awww...

"your boos mean nothing, i've seen what makes you cheer."

i've successfully diagnosed why all of your marriages have failed or are currently failing. you're fucking mad at how right i am, and that's another You problem. no ones forcing you to be here. im laughing at how fucking dumb each one of you are, and you keep proving me right. over and over again.

maybe the only inescapable conclusion for you is that no one will love you like your mother, and even she gave up trying to change you. because you....hate her for telling you what to do. got it. good job, champ. you're doing great out there in the real world.

each of you think you were born perfect, and don't need to grow or change whatsoever. and let me tell you, every woman in your life has some fucking notes.

i'm probably the only one you've actually listened to, and it was JUST so you could tell me how wrong I am. like a child saying "NU UH, YOU!"

you've got. to. be. fucking kidding me.

she has her own job, her own car,

and afford her own place by herself

she can just fucking leave

then why

now you have alimony payments

?
lol
you're obviously very manipulative, this is probably why he doesn't do what you try to make him do

all you had to do was chores

when you use the phrase "all you had to do", you have to include everything, that's what "all" means.
if your husband doesn't work, and his only duty in your marriage is to do chores, then you would be right. but i doubt this is the case.
if it was you wouldn't have passed up a single opportunity to call him an unemployed bum and mention how you pay for everything

a MOTHER would never do that

nah, they just have 12th trimester abortions, lmao
pic related

each of you think you were born perfect, and don't need to grow or change whatsoever

projection
no one here thinks they're perfect except you

then why

how romantic.
tell me you've never done any of this before, without telling me you don't know what the fuck you're talking about....

when i say "im not your mother", what are you hearing? because im here saying "i am not your parent, it is not my obligation to be here". and you're replying with nothing other than "you're a bad mother".

bitch...what did I just say?

i've been in the trenches for 13 fucking years with this bullshit. this is probably the first time you've even thought to think about this from anyone elses perspective. that's the self-centered human being you're asking her to partner herself to for life. a mother figure you hate. lovely. where does she sign up for a lifetime of THAT?

im screaming this into the fucking void because its his birthday tomorrow and i dont want to wake up bitching at him about how he almost killed the dog last night. what the fuck have YOU done for your partner lately?

sounds like ur brain rotted ages ago, probably dealing with some serious mental shit.

im laughing at how fucking dumb each one of you are

It’s hilarious how you claim you’re laughing at us and other anons are clearly laughing at u. It’s like a loop now and that’s even more fucking fun for me

no ones forcing you to be here.

Yeah, but I’m staying to see u losing ur own argument, u going crazy or both kek

It’s like a loop now

and you can't see how fucking sad that is. that's my point. you can't see how pathetic you are, by wasting your own time to do this. ive been here for 20 years now. here to say, you're doing it wrong and literally embarrassing yourself.

check this out, the only Yous you've gotten in this thread are the ones I've given you....
now watch everyone reply to this same post just to spite me.

more. you're welcome. i did that for you too.
i literally have to spoonfeed you at this point. did you wanna practice the alphabet next? so you can spell "you" and "you're" in an argument that calls OTHER people stupid?

im laughing at how fucking sad you are. thats your takeaway here, champ. ive been mocking you for 3 hours and no one here gives a fuck until I tell them to. what a fucking accomplishment, you dumb cunt.

it just sounds like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. that's all you sound like.

Honestly, every single one of your posts just makes me more convinced you’re some dumb bot stuck on repeat.

ive been mocking you for 3 hours

Too bad bot, my first reply to this thread was 1,5 hour ago. But keep replying me. I’ll argue with u until I get bored and ghost u

Oh honey, so, firsly, are you literally taking the weebs you find on Anon Babble and other Anon Babble boards as the flagship for manhood? We're not exactly the pinnacle of stereotyipical masculinity, and from the sound of it you are the type of woman that wants a BIG, STRONG man to hold her in his arms and genlty comfort her.

Secondly, you are obviously looking for a fight, there is not a single neuron firing in your brain right now for the purpouse of getting anything solved in this situation. Wouldn't you like to find an actual solution to the mess of a marriage that you have been describing for the past 2 hours instead of coming here, spreading shit all over this thread only to reinforce your confirmation bias and have everyone laugh at you for behaving like this? Like okay, you married a slob of a man, you put alot of effort into it, don't you want to find a solution out of that situation eventually? Because you are writing exactly like the type of person that would never have the courage to make the first step and break up with him. The sheer desperation in your "oh I'm doing everything and he doing nothing WHAT do???" narrative.

You must have friends and family to which you ve talked and have probably also hinted at the possible next steps I'm describing. Don't you think your doggo deserves better than this? :(

This is all, of course, in case you're not just a sad lil femboy roleplaying a hysterical woman, or a morbidly obese virgin female who's written one too many thesis on the MC in 50 Shades of Gray and needs a new hobby.

In that case I kindly ask of you to go and eat shit faggot! :*

how romantic.

i asked why you need alimony. your response is romance?
or just deflecting?
i assume deflecting, because you ignored the part of my post about your misuse of "all" because

you're obviously very manipulative

OP when you've calmed down, you should make a list of the things your husband does that you're grateful for.
you don't have to share it, that way you're not inclined to lie to keep up this facade.
things like working a job, paying rent, bills, etc.
this is what a therapist will tell you to do

you could've just taken the garbage out yourself and avoided all this
instead you're on a basket weaving forum screaming about your husband of 13 years

nta, but we are here for the lolz, not the (You)s. Nobody cares about the (You)s, they're more worthless than facebook likes

when I bust my ass so you can stay at home and watch soap operas all day, the least you could do is suck my cock and keep the house clean.

i dont want to wake up bitching at him

It really sounds like you do. Instead you are ranting to a bunch of strangers about being too lazy to take the trash out yourself.

lmao and just like that, they come outta the woodwork to support you.

you're welcome. imagine thinking im a bot and still writing me all this shit, and expecting me to read any of it.

im not here to describe in detail why each of your marriages failed. you pay people to do that. just like she's going to pay someone to do the dishes and be done with you and all your fucking mommy baggage. inb4 up next, they'll say "not replying because i win lol". win what, champ? you've wasted the last 4 hours typing shit i didn't read. your thesis statement never changes so why do i even need to?

too lazy

im ranting to strangers so i WONT rant to him or did you miss that particular piece of intangible rocket science? that's all i seem to be typing here. if i take out the trash 99 times, and ask him to do it once, and when he doesn't the dog might poison himself....

that's his mistake. not me being lazy. me begging for him to do literally fucking anything and he can't even do that much. even if it saves the dogs fucking life, he STILL won't do it ONE fucking time.

gee, i can't think of why they all leave you in the end. it's a fucking mystery.

you can stay at home and watch soap operas all day

you're broke and struggling to make ends meet. shes draining her paycheck just to keep this household afloat. if she leaves you, thats her losing dead weight. not a partner. she has her own job, her own car, her own life to live. she doesn't NEED to raise you AT ALL. she can just fucking leave, and afford her own place by herself. no one NEEDS you.

im not going to repeat myself. big boys know how to read. its not my job to teach you that either.

i assume from you're post you're younger, you have a similar thought process to me in my late teens/early 20s
here's my 2 cents:

you are the type of woman that wants a BIG, STRONG man to hold her in his arms and genlty comfort her.

no, she wants him to pay the bills and also do the chores while she does one thing and brags about how she did it all day
when he's at work, she doesn't see him (mentally), like he doens't exist. so in her mind, those hours of work just don't count.
if he comes home and wants to sit down to relax, she sees it as if he just got up in the morning and immediately sat his ass down to do nothing

Wouldn't you like to find an actual solution

no. women don't problem-solve. stop expecting this
sounds sexist, but it's true. once this clicks, women's behavior make more sense

Like okay, you married a slob of a man

she probably didn't, don't buy her propaganda.
if he was half as bad as she says, she would've left a long time ago
scroll up and notice how she never answers what he does. he probably works his ass off to pay the bills. i'd be surprised if she pays her own phone bill. her income goes 75% to shoes and clothes

nta retard, i never called you a bot (pic rel)
quit deflecting and answer one question

lmao and just like that, they come outta the woodwork to support you.

we've all had ungrateful girlfriends. we've heard what they say behind our backs.
we're not supporting him, we just know you're lying by omission. simple as.

you could've just taken the garbage out yourself and avoided all this

or he could've just done it one fucking time. i should've never trusted him to do anything at all.

is that the conclusion you'd RATHER your wives reach? "i should've never trusted him to do it"? this is why your teammates on COD ragequit. you're a shit teammate. and apparently a shit shotcaller, since your grand plan is to inspire distrust and resentment in your partner because she didn't cater to a grown man 100% of the time. you fags can't even hear yourselves anymore.

any counselor would be asking you why the fuck you didn't just take out the trash. that's what they'd be asking. i know because we've tried that too. so if it took me 13 years to get here, how long will it take your wife? my guess is she's already there, but too distracted by all the work you've given her to actually say it.

or worse--- she actually HAS said it but you just thought she was bitching because you pay rent. that means you never have to do anything ever. you're just the rent machine. i dont need anyone for that. i can do that shit myself. you're now a useless appliance. good job.

she doesn't see him (mentally), like he doens't exist. so in her mind, those hours of work just don't count.

i have.
a motherfucking.
job.

i go to work, and do ALL of the shit you won't stop bitching about having to do. i do all of that myself. what would i even need you for? i could just buy a vibrator. if all you're bringing to the table is "i buy things", you don't deserve a seat. you pay YOUR rent, and we live together. you do that for YOU. when YOU don't, YOU go homeless. how the fuck is that a sacrifice on your part? you're just paying your own fucking bills. like everyone else on this goddamn planet.

maybe this thread is just reeling at the realization that the women in your life choose to be there. no one is obligated to take your bullshit. and when they've had enough of it, they leave. at least some of us have the decency to give you a heads up BEFORE we reach that point.

most would just fuck your best friend and be done with it. they probably have in the past, and you're all too pathetic and childish to make the connection.

oR mAyBe
lmfao fucking wild

shitposting with 0 narrative coherence...

Answer this: since you obviously have a very sad life, is it true that we are your only friends?

or he could've just done it one fucking time. i should've never trusted him to do anything at all.

you're obviously very manipulative

you knew he wouldn't, or would take his sweet time doing it.
you intentionally put shit dangerous to the dog in the trash the day you ask him to do it, the day before his birthday

i dont need anyone for that. i can do that shit myself.

please stop lying
if this was true, you'd be paying half the rent/mortgage

i have.

a motherfucking.

job.

but you dont pay bills

you pay YOUR rent, and we live together

that's a long way of saying you don't pay rent

how the fuck is that a sacrifice on your part?

living with you is no picnic, you already admitted you scream at him

you're just paying your own fucking bills. like everyone else on this goddamn planet.

not you though

most would just fuck your best friend and be done with it

when you do, be sure to post about it, we wanna hear about this

>you're just paying your own fucking bills. like everyone else on this goddamn planet.

not you though

like me too, you dumb thick fucking cunt. we're both broke trying to keep the house afloat, the same way you can't afford a fucking starbucks right now. i pay bills, he pays rent. its a very common, equitable financial arrangement that most families manage NOT to hate each other for. because most men are smart enough to know that if they resent someone for something, they need to change something. not the someone.

i can scream "we pay 50/50" at your fucking face all night long, you'll still come back with "lol i pay rent though".

lol i pay bills though

what a shit tier hill to die on.

see what i did there? i used the word "Scream" to underscore how many times Ive had to repeat myself ITT. I didn't ACTUALLY scream at my laptop. imagine being this fucking autistic.

you intentionally

....so you think im manipulative because you made shit up? that's so fucking adorable. it's like this is your first debate.

we ate burgers and i threw the onions away. i was going to take the trash out but my knee hurt and i can't get down the fucking stairs today. i guess the dog deserves to die for that. im the dumb bitch for getting surgery on that knee, and being unable to do everything myself everyday of my life.

asks you to take out the trash

YOU MANIPULATIVE BITCH

wow. what a fucking time to be alive.

oh look, we've now arrived at the part where i give up on you, and leave the thread because im not obligated to hold your hand through this thought process. just like all the women in your life. im just fucking leaving.

OP is that you, why did you remove name?
is it because

you're obviously very manipulative

?

i can scream "we pay 50/50"

"can" - interesting word choice
so you DO pay 50% of the bills? or you just want to strawman me with

you'll still come back with "lol i pay rent though".

if you do pay 50% of the bills, why didn't you say so right away? because you're lying (by misleading)?
why would the court grant alimony (mentioned in OP) if you support 50% of the household? because you don't.
i think you don't pay any of the bills, you've finally calmed down a bit and realized how crazy you come across, and now you're trying to save face, on an anonymous forum

i used the word "Scream" to underscore how many times Ive had to repeat myself ITT

except you were spazzing with caps in OP (text equivalent of screaming) so you probably do scream in verbal communication
glad to see you've calmed down though

>lol i pay bills though

i never said this, misquote/strawman, more manipulation tactics

so you think im manipulative because you made shit up?

i didn't make any of it up.
you said onions in the trash, you said you asked him to take it out, you said tomorrow is his birthday
if any of that is made up, you're the one who made it up

>asks you to take out the trash

>YOU MANIPULATIVE BITCH

i'm not calling you manipulative because you asked him to take out the trash. but because of every instance of attempted manipulation in this thread

lol, no, you're leaving because you've calmed down and realized how crazy you sound
i hope you leave your husband too, for his sake.
imagine not being able to find someone to simp for your story on an anonymous basket weaving forum

if you actually don't respond, pls follow up if you fuck his friend. we wanna hear about this. we know this wont be your last crash out about your husband.
use same OP pic or "fuck you" as your name again. you're one of my fav anons now.

thank you for sharing

This is insane.