Celeb Thread

Hmmmmm. Alright. Just rub the jew boy.

ohhhhh...I didn't know that. TIL..

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do not sexually assault the choli

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You REALLY want to look into her soft brown eyes while her lips are down around your base, don't you?

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This is his GF.

Are YOU the choli?

omg anon...that would be so intense

yes

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Oh. Ooops. My bad Otterman.

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The pulse and throb in her mouth moving her around a bit as she stares up at you... me myself I'd like her to bounce on it

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concentrated poop

it is a-okay

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nuh uh, 'cause you'd be thrilled if may-z showed up with a big preggybelly and you know it

Ms. Swift really is a babe.

fuck yeah wooooo
none of that diet shit for me motherfuckers

Very very inappropriate.

Well well well... are you a new Anon here?

I guess no one told you you gotta report to the KING.

it would all be so overwhelming

I drank EIGHT cans of zero sugar Pepsi before I threw in the towel.

I can't do it, I won't do it.
I will not subject myself to that TORTURE any longer!

If a midge like Sabrina can handle it, so can you, champ!

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nothing hits harder with a combo meal than a fountain coca cola
who is this little vixen

Well now I'm compelled to flirt and insinuate.

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do not do such a thing

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That's MY key word MY future GF, Lily Maymac.
Let me say it one more time.
MY future GF.

HE'S GETTING REALLY PISSED THE FK OFF.
DON'T YOU DO IT.

words of encouragement always help

I'll try, but the best I can promise is an eventual failure.

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Post ONE (1) picture of Sydney Sweeney with her breast cleavage clearly viable. I cannot guarantee everyone's safety if this image is not uploaded.

oh dear, am I going to get in a LITTLE legal trouble over that?
l have confidence you won't spill any spaghetti... might groan in an embarassing way when she finally gets it out of you, though

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You're gonna be in BIG trouble if you keep pushin your luck, PAL.

she's quite the little drink of water mmmhmmm yezzir I do declare

why can't you just go be with the Kat anon?

She's a drinka Sprite on a 40C summer afternoon, IMO.

groan in an embarassing way

think its impossible not to.

I don't trust him. Simple.

I know everyone. I know everything.

The fact that I don't know who is he or what he's after is deeply suspicious and concerning to me.

it's not like Jenna won't look goofy too, all that slime running down her chin

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2025.

Still bullying.

If you come from a broken household just say that.
You don't gotta be actin out like this.

could it possibly be that he finds Kat hot and wants to coom??? not like he can crawl through the internet line to your house

overflowing...

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Primus sucks

Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three-ring
Circus sideshow of
Freaks

Exposed breasts only

sir, your Ortega is leaking everywhere

MY LOVE CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE
GONNA CAST IT ON YA
ON YA

GONNA FALL IN LOVE UNDER THE MOON BABY
THEN I'M GONNA CALL YA
CALL YA

You're taking it pretty well. Must be used to it.

the nerve of a kikiposter calling virtually any other celeb ugly

think its coming to an end shortly

Jenna always gets what's cumming to her... you better have a big load saved up, anon. Plenty of sour cream for her taco.

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I look like I'm gonna hurt someone.

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what can i say

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Truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

i'm just a humble farmer brother. i only tell the truth.

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she wouldn't need to worry about that...

Fill her up, all the way!

thanks anon...

sugar beet farmer brotha

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sounds like Jenna emptied you out... good job!

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gimme a wheat pun cuz we also farm wheat

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she did :3

big plow, big feet, good golly - big wheat

new

Fucking spambot. Get the fuck out.

There's a shadow just behind me
Shrouding every step I take
Making every promise empty
Pointing every finger at me
Waiting like a stalking butler
Who upon the finger rests
Murder now the path of must we
Just because the son has come

Yes.

Cute GF.