Waifu thread

Waifu thread
The rules:

Claim your waifu/husbando

Discuss yours and others' choices

Keep RP/ERP to a minimum

Refrain from posting porn

No homo

The cuck chair is in the fireplace, have a seat

Welcome to Who's Waifu is it Anyways, where the rules are made up and the claims don't matter.

Thread as dead as OP.

Great i'm feeling like unlocking my credit card again.
Is this what gambling addiction is?

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Ruby? That really you?

kneesocks claimed

You should stop killing butts.

time to get crunked up on a friday

Mion claimer

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Hmm. My NS committed sudoku. Should i kms?

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More like dead-ish.

Can ded ppl kts?

That's probably true.
Let's find out!
I haven't had to touch my NS in so long i forgot how it works. Tilt.

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Make sure you live stream it. For science.
If it doesn't work, it might be black.

Atta boy.
I did. You didn't?

I'm not giving out the link though. Can't be sharing my secrets (what color my brain is)
I mean, this is the first time i've had to look at the actual window of NS in like, a decade. I think it was chrome that fucked it rather than NS too.

I can bet it has a 100% alpha.

chrome

Phahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I'd check if i could. Unfortunately i wouldn't survive my methodology.
Yeah yeah. It was cool however long ago i set down roots in it. Now it has all my passwords and i can't be fucked to move.

We'll carry on your legacy, or something.
Good to know it's that easy to cancel you.

I'm here to post Earthy, my cute pilot and ship on a voyage through the stars. Thanks for everything, homie.

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You'll have to let me know what the fuck that means.
I'm canceled?

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One day at a time you get closer to dying

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Fuck if I know. I was just encouraging you to carry on your deed.
Yes, unless you know, bribes and stuff.

...I'll carry on doing what i do i guess. idfk.
Who do you think you are, the ADL?

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What do you even do?
Adele? Should I set fire to the rain?

¯_(ツ)_/¯
Anti-defamation league. Basically a jewish NGO that has a reputation for being lying extorting faggots with a blatant agenda that they pretend isn't.

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Neet.
Shalom

¯_(ツ)_/¯
Impersonating a jew is slander, probably, the ADL will see you in court soon.

Do you think youll have time to play this weekend?

I know I have time. What day do you want to play? Sunday is easiest to organize for me, as it stands.

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shizuru cares more about other people's reputations than his own

i cooked some steak too

mion claimer

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If Anzu had time Id say worms, but I dont know if he will be able to play.
Im sorry Flash is the only option I always come up with Dirt.

You don't need to be sorry, you're one of my favorite friends. It's just a bummer that I can't keep up with you over real time internet games, specifically ones that you are so excellent at.

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You're getting deported.
They can't see me if I transition to John Cena.

That image looks very cute.
I just wish I had more options, I can only suggest games that I am obssesed with and have over 200 hours on them.
Thats why I said Worms, its a game where we can suck together rather than you being bad and me trying to not curbstomp you into feeling bad.
You dont need to keep up with me.

I agree, I wanna see Earth chan full of joy.
Let's play TTRPG some day you will love it, and Anzufag likes it too.
Yeah worms worms worms!!!
But it sucks! I want to fight you with kirby and it lag.

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I may or may not be biased towards long hair.
Maybe some day.
Last time was fun.
Yeah I know I know, but what can I do, Im the only one of us that lives in a banana republic.

selflessness is an admirable trait and one I don't have. I only care about my well being, the world can blow up imho

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I did the dumb thing and spent money on gacha. I will wait for the next fund before buying again

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Hey Dirt, if youre still there and you want to play Flash this weekend, you might want to update the game, the update finally dropped.

Yeah.
Do tell me what you think about the new stuff that was added...

penance is necessary for 5$ purchase but i need me astra idc about jixuan

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it's better than my 200 per week alcohol bill

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