Celeb Thread :)

Celeb Thread :)

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FUCK YOU ALICE.

It's tempting, but I'm thinking I shouldn't rn. Even though you want to be in the middle...

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Final Destination 3 is about to be on tv

Allison: Wholesome anon with wholesome views.

Alice: Hebe diseased queer who spends 15 hours a day posting the same bitch who looks like she's got AIDS and sucking bds cock.

Don't get them confused.

I'd eat her poop (picrel) and I'd also eat anya's poop

Ms. Swift is gorgeous.

Mrs Taylor-Joy, have you ever been to Pascagoula? What was your whereabouts on the night of October 11, 1973?

CelebAddictedGoonerX
just in case you want to add me

How old are you and why do you watch linear programming?

GET REKT FAGGOT

I always miss alice when he's gone

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Why would you ever watch a TV show or movie when you could watch my frag montages that I send you

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Jesus Christ were any of you even alive?

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anon you don't have to do that
there's a Burger King just around the corner

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Just answer the question, ma'am

Kids these days

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Not celebs

I know Allison. Who's Alice?

But I want to eat a quality turd from a girl I want to eat poop from. Not any girl you know.

he doesn't know his alien abduction lore

turn in your Anya pic folder and your gun, you're off the case

Dakota Johnson's naked body.

I'm just setting on the couch and my dog will wake up if I go get the laptop to connect to the tv

I want to believe. I can't though.

Oh. Well that's different. DO NOT FUCKING DISTURB GOOD DOGGO SLEEP.

I wasn't going to
The Last Witch Hunter is also about to start on a different channel

You're a good anon with a good doggo. Enjoy whatever you watch.

Lads, I just farted in Troy's sister's mouth. It was wet. Spray fart. She smacked her lips and said, "yummy bummy in my tummy".

5pm still no sign of choli :(

WE LOVE YOU BEADY

I started watching a local movie at first. The 2 lines plot seemed interesting and it started nicely. A woman in her early 30s living in a small apartment with her dog. Dealing with themes of loneliness and emotional isolation, camera work was nice. Then her dog died. I had to find something else to watch

I see what you did there.

"conscious but paralyzed" while three "creatures" with "robotic slit-mouths" and "crab-like pincers" took them aboard the object and subjected them to an examination....

planet of the horses lookin bitch

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Then her dog died.

That's awful. Well anon whatever you decide to watch I hope you enjoy it.

Graham from Doctor Who?

MEW is SO FREAKING CUTE

?

who's makin' up that HOGWASH??

I've never been on a roller-coaster. They are not really a thing here.

Where is "here"?

Overrated.

Oh to be sexual experimented on by Alien Anya

they're a tame thrill

Final Destination. Mary Elizabeth Winstead was so pretty in this and Deathproof

Ooh. Never watched it sorry anon.

Enjoy!

I fapped to Daisy Ridley once already today.
I was on one of those Rule 34 websites.
She was having sex with someone who was not quite human (It was a German Shepherd)

Lol

Ironic.

Where I live
I think they are too but I can't be certain. I want to try a really big roller coaster once in my life just to be sure
Is it comparable to those slingshot style high G towers? Because I've done that

Troy's mother is ________ .

:DD

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dust to dust.

A new movie is coming out soon, the 6th if I'm not mistaken

very similar, same kind of stomach lurching whoahness

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Keep your secrets I wasn't trying to get anything out of you. You should try one if you're near one when travelling.

choli's brittle bones fracturing as he goes down the stairs too fast

Tingling.

. . . also a fat cunt

She was killed in a car crash when he was little.

Maybe I'll watch them one day.

CHEEZ ITZ SNAPD

It's a nice feeling of your stomach dropped on the way down, at least I'd imagine that, never rode a rollercoaster unless it was an emotional one in which case I rode plenty

FUCK CHOLI

Nuh uh, Choli drinks so much milk his bones are double the density and would break the stairs

He has Osteoarthritis you retarded fucking cunt. Go die in a fire.

choli pouring milk all over his face from the seat of his International Harvester as he sobs about beady being mean to him

Oooh THAT'S what is going on.

MUH SECOND GLASS OF MILK!!

milk makes your bones weaker dummy

when jacob of all fucking people is right you need to think about going outside and touching grass.

i escaped the basement cheers
post the gif kek
my bones would shatter

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jacobflab hasnt done his numbers game in awhile

I liked that one, maybe I'll like Rollercoaster too then
I think there is a single rollecoaster that is actually large in the entire country lol
Have you been in that thing, usually a boat or a hammer, that just swings in a semicircle?
I'm guessing it's kinda like that but faster?

Shake them you slut

How fucking delightful. They were worried you were dead or something. Praise Martin Luther you're still with us.

It was COMPLETED.

if charli fucked choli her fat Angloid ass would crush his pelvis like a combine harvester rolling over a tortoise

I fapped to Daisy's butt

She's fucking ugly as sin and fat.

choli's jewish breasts

Ella is so fucking hot

you're right, she's out of his league

So the lillisposter really died? How did they die? How did anyone know they died?

A woman with a cunt that still self-lubricates is out of his league.

You should, they are fun

absolutely based

I'll add them to the list.

I think there is a single rollecoaster that is actually large in the entire country lol

Maybe if you have to travel overseas for a reason you could look into it?

I have summoned Choli as per requested

Nuh. I actually can't remember where I got the idea of that feeling from, probably from riding a bike. I'm not sure if it's the same but one can imagine.

You could ride a bike off a steep hill.

Trolling the dead by posting UA pics of Sophia?

That's a thing I guess.

Big fake booba and funny gruesome deaths, such kino

not ua there

WE summoned him, it was a collective effort

That is not likely to happen any time soon on account of pup dogo
My older sibling did that when I was very young. I stayed up the hill so watched the entire ride, from speeding up to panicking and hitting the front wheel break too hard
I remember crying after seeing all that blood haha

Just 4 guys who all sound like bd alts talking in circles for hours yippee just another epic Friday night

got somethin' better to do, champ?

he tried to play the 'pull my finger' joke on someone but suffered a sudden hemhorrage of the anal artery.

The really tragic thing? Choli isn't an alt. He's a real person.

guess what

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I hope he's okay?

On a side note, they should really step up with teaching physics, the government hacks

Hurrrrr PEDO

More real than mirrors

That is not likely to happen any time soon on account of pup dogo

Ah. Understandable Doggo must take priority.

Pedo

chicken butt

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chicken butt

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beaten by you're an absolute mess

'twas but a flesh wound. Just rather big wound, all over the face and arms mostly. Still have a pic from the next day

It's like the end of the last thread but somehow with even worse celebs.

hes too quick

someone post more of Charli's fat sloppy body

He's just like you when you fap.

too quick 2 lick

Pedo

im not clicking on this

only when im really horny

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Pedo

What a sight that must be.

that's beady

I could give a nuns cunt hair if it's the reincarnated Pope.

alrighty, have fun

The nice thing about ads in movies? You can use the time to go for a quick walk

If I want to have fun and risk dying of laughing I'll open Google Maps and use Street View to look at the outside of that trap house beady calls a "home" for the moment.

With the Doggo?

24 Sussex Drive
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

good, or bad?

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Around the couch?

If you're going to post a fake address - given I know the actual address - don't use the fucking PMs residence dipshit.

thinking of visiting, is there racists against black people there?

You already know the answer to that.

sorry you were talking about a trap house where a retard lives and I got confused
Mark "One Man Klan" Carney has personally lynched over 42 black Canadians (it's shameful)

If this place had staff who actually knew how to do their job that would be a terrorist threat.

Not really. It's all "quiet" racism, never violent.

White dudes sometimes don't like Asians, Chinese elders don't like South Asians, but black people are fine here.

It's a mess, but it's better than the US.

I'm in BC.

do I? :3

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terrorist threat to... do what exactly?

Tickle my ballsack and call me sugar

she's adorable and you should post more of her

Of course with the doggo. What other reason could I possibly have to go for a walk in the middle of a movie?
A great leg stretching idea but not that good of a dog taking a wee idea

Thank you for saying that anon, its starting to get lonely

new

Unfortunately it does have UA content and Emma Roberts pics.

Too dark skinned for me.