Do you drink?

Do you drink?

drink semen?

drinking exclusively piss only

Unfunny faggots

Drink human blood?

Based

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Unbased faggot

Yeah i do

I don't like the taste of alcoholic beverages, so no, but I get high on tetrahydrocannabinol, which I do by growing my own indica strains and smoking it, or by dabbing on a wax pen.

shed be hot if she didnt have retarded eyebrows and ridic noserings

Every night after work, sadly. I want to stop, but I don't know how I can go on without it.

I might be right now, alcohol is peak existence anyway

this is what her titties look like

Not as much as I used to, unfortunately. I thought I had a long drinking career ahead of me but I've hit my 30's and already the detriments outweigh the benefits.

Shit sucks cuz I'd be drunk 24/7 if I could manage it effectively. Iunno how some of these lifelong drunks do it.

lol the shadow makes it look like her underboob is connected to the other

Do you regret doing it for so long ? I'm just "beginning my career" if I can say so.. I don't know if i should stop for me or for people around me.

How did you live it ?

Nah not really. I frequently ask myself if I would have been better off had I never started drinking but realistically I'd probably be in pretty much the same place, drinking has always been more of a symptom of underlying issues rather than an actual problem for me.

I've always been a fairly functional drunk though, never really affected relationships or jobs or whatnot. Again, if I could be drunk 24/7 effectively I would.

are you drunk now? why are you replying to yourself

How'd you manage to not let it affect your life like my hungovers and actions are making me loose people around me personally and I'm quite young,

I just can't get off drinking cause else life is boring

I just don't get how you did it for so long

am drunk but I am I know I haven't been on /b for that long but wth ??

Are you? Reread, faggot.

To be fair I I live in an impoverished rural area, the standards are low. Like yeah I'm a lazy fat drunk but I've never been to prison or smoked meth and can hold down a shitty job so I've mostly gotten a free pass for my bad behavior because just about everyone around here knows someone vastly less functional than I've ever been.

I always gauge my own life and under accomplishments based off how bad others are. Atleast I'm not black. lololol

I kinda get that,

I grew up in a rural area where I was the only one to get out and now I've still became a drunk lazy piece of shit cause everyone around was worse so it was ok.

Idk how to deal with it being still young like am I doomed ? Do i spend to much time on Anon Babble already to have no chance in the future ?

Kind of sobbing a lot but yeah its a sad drinking night

yes youre doomed. and everyone is laughing at you, to your face and behind your back.

No way cause I kinda have a good life up front, no one seem to really see how much of a drunk I am even my wife(cause she is a drunk w me)

I have a good job in research and seems like its going fine cause my wife just get drunk w me so ??

I get you might have your frustration but being like that is what will save me i guess (pushing your beliefs of yourself onto others because you feel doomed and can't escape it)

everyone drinks. if drinking didnt affect your life then you wouldnt be here crying about it. im not frustrated, just laughing at you. dont try to say you have your life together now lol.

I work at a piddly little gas station where I come in stoned and occasionally chug Bootleggers in the bathroom but then I watch gaunt-faced tweaker hillbilly fucks stumble around with eyes glazed over like the living dead spending their last dollars on scratch off tickets and "skill games" and it makes me feel better about myself

Unless you're physiologically addicted to booze the simple answer is that you're ultimately just gonna have to take steps to better yourself. You likely aren't drinking just to drink, you're drinking because it makes life more tolerable. Nothing gets better because the booze numbs you, and you keep drinking because nothing ever gets better and that cycle just continues ad infinitum.

Hard cycle to break away from though, drinking is one of those short-term fixes that can become a long term patch and then you realize 10 years have passed and you never got around to doing anything. I wouldn't worry too much, but keep in mind that life comes at your much faster than you think once you hit your mid-20's. Keep that "I'm running out of time" attitude for sure.

You look down on them but you're a gas station clerk drinking in the bathroom.

Imagine what people think about you.

We had to close the bathroom off to the public because customers were stealing booze and drinking it in the bathroom so they'd probably all think I'm a cool dude.

The vast majority of my customers are alcoholics, methheads, gamblers and felons so I give zero fucks about their opinions either way.

i drink water and coffee

Lol I'm not talking about your regulars.

The world is alot bigger than a gas station, and you're at the bottom of the food chain.

I guess what you are then ? a big winner ? a rich genius who is spending time here just to show that anyone can do it or just someone unable to face reality, completely delusional about what they are ?

At least share your life, your SPLENDID life, before talking down about people online,before opening your mouth
To you thank you for the insight I actually saved it cause it seems like such an onest POV.

I know I'm young so I hope I'll get out of that cycle (that i already see happening) to get better.
If you have any soc I'm kinda down to talk to you there, even a throwaway cause there seem to be an inconfortable one talking shit too much around.

Like I said, standards are low here. I fully admit that in many areas I'd be a complete loser instead of being in the upper crust of losers.

Again though, at least I ain't on meth. Ever been around meth addicts? They deserve your contempt no matter what your place in society is.

You're literally talking down on people, while saying you're a gas station operator.

Is it really this hard to comprehend?

he alcoholically drinks because he lives in a bum neighborhood and uses that as an excuse "atleast im not on meth"

And you're literally responding to two different people having a conversation as if they're separate people.

Maybe you yourself should quite drinking.

Oh do you both work at gas stations?

I wonder who the comment is directed towards, no matter who replies first.

Welp I butchered that, maybe I need to start drinking.

Brb gonna go drink in the bathroom.

i quit a year ago and haven't looked back.

Gave it all up, alcohol fucking sucks when you're stuck in a rut.

imagine all the puss you could have had

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DAMN THANKS

I didn't know how to answer this guy... he believes anything that supports its own beliefs that the world is against THEM and that THEY are so important..

I hope the best for you, both, the crazy guy and the one that gave me advises, now that I am sad that there isn't an ID to follow posts so that the schizo one will realize what he said.

Sorry if i seem to crash out and in a bad english but damn this guy is sadly crying cause he is wrong,lazy and the only one talking bout other not assuming his own shitty life.

You still don't comprehend.

You are in no position to judge anyone lol.

And in what position you were to judge anyone in the first place ? Tell us about yourself or stay a little bitch and stfu

A booze thread on Anon Babble just wouldn't feel right without a few shitposting crazies, don't judge schizo dude too hard as he serves an important purpose.

But yeah you'll be alright my dude. I'm not exactly best-case scenario as far as drinking habits are concerned and I'm still here. If you're concerned I definitely, definitely recommend doing something sooner than later though. I told myself time and time again "I'll figure my shit out by 30" and then I blinked and now I'm 32. Just take a little bit of time every day to do something to make your life better, any tiny little thing. I know in the grand scheme of things 32 isn't old but my one real regret far is thinking "Oh there's still plenty of time"

Hangovers hurt WAY worse at 32 than 22 btw.

I know it's hard to understand since you don't know success, alot don't on Anon Babble, but it really is funny that drinking in a gas station bathroom while on the clock is your life highlight.

You've peaked.

I disagree, I've got just enough of a buzz going on now to be all sorts of judgemental.

Once upon a time Bootleggers only came in one size and then they made them bigger and everyone lived happily ever after except for you.

no one knows what bootniggers is only alcoholics do

My brother in Christ you're still responding to two separate people. I cannot stress this enough.

One of us is a drunk gas station attendant, one of us is the OP. I am the drunk gas station attendant. I hope this clears things up for you but I doubt it.

If it wasn't clear already, I do not care.

You will read the comment and reply either way.

Don't know what you're missing out on, Bootniggers are wonderful.

Yep probably.

So what's your poison tonight? God knows you ain't sober.

Way too much. I have a lot of fun though. Next day is always rough as I'm getting older.

Well this got me lost cause fuck I am not so much on b/ to start with and i thought to be talking to people and now I feel like Ive been missunderstood on who I am ?

It's never clear here anyway i think even tho if I never had such honest answers, i also got lost because of anonymity between post so either i'm too young for Anon Babble or just I should just drink less

Probably both but the older 32 yo was nice enough to give me hopes, other seemed to be just alwull st people that maybe be part of the schizo here but still.. I can't deal w that right now

you sound susceptible to blackmail and would lick the underside of public toilet seats

Man I don't even know anymore schizo dude got me fucked up.

I thought I was the 32 year old gas station dude but then who was phone?

What an iconic image. I totally forgot about this

You seem sad so ig good luck being yourself because reading you is making me sad, sorry for anything that has happened to you and I hope the best for you.

Sincerely I hope you are young and have not lost your life being an asshole, but if it's the case I'm sincerely sorry for you, good luck and god is w u man

phone ? i don't know who was phone I was the young one askig for advice since Tho as you said I got fucked up by the other posts so idk if i ve been talking to you all along
Anyway you seem mlike a nic person too so best to you !

thanks babe i enjoy making fun of subhuman addicts i can feel the holy ghost right now mmm are you near a dirty toilet

If you don't know who was phone then you're definitely too young to be here lol. A meme from days gone by, I don't think memes were even called memes yet back then. Best of luck to you as well, though! Life is hard but keep pushing and stay adaptable and you'll persist one way or another.

Truly a classic.

Wait "Truly a classic" was directed here iunno wtf I'm doin anymore.

I sense a logfag, explains a lot.

My medicine is bathroom Bootleggers so please by all means tell me to take my meds

weird how your typing got alot better.all this time just to get busted as a samefaggot for something like that

Thx yeah ig a lot of whats happening here is a war wetween whats old and new wwithout really trying to talk anyway,

I'm sad to have been born so late that I am here so young now

Yeah but even as a newfag I'll still see so much schizos everywhere so can i ask was it the same back then ?

0/10 bait you know precisely which anon I am.