What's the best life advice you got ?

what's the best life advice you got ?

Avoid debt except for buying a house (or maybe a car). Never use hire purchase

don't date co-workers.

Don't live for others.
Unfortunately known a lot of old people that have died and always regretted not doing things because of peer pressure, ideology or religion.

Why is she crying

you are first and last line of defense

no matter what

Always pay yourself first. It doesn't matter if it's $10.00 in a fund, savings, etc.. pay yourself every check.

Health and fitness matter more than you think. How you conduct yourself socially matters more than you think. Video games don't matter, Life is the hardest game of all and you can't escape it. Treat social situations like improvised sitcoms, intelligence doesn't matter, how quick and witty your responses are will determine how liked you are amongst your peers and especially potential sexual candidates. Be confident, charismatic, don't give a fuck what people think about you. The moment you show nervous energy and display insecurity you have lost.

be racist.

Spicy shits

1. No one has skin in your game, ALWAYS take advice with a grain of salt. What works/doesn't for others may vary for you.

2. Socializing is a skill, practice early and often. ESPECIALLY with women, ignore fags who claim you should ignore women and get coin. That turns you into a permavirgin because you never talk to women and develop anxiety/red pill/black pill shit.

3. Fuck while underage as MUCH as possible, but wrap your dick. You will NEVER get the chance to fuck pussy that hot again. If you don't get any, don't fret as it is not the end of the world, but MAKE ALL ATTEMPTS.

4. Move your locus of control from external validation to internal control. Will make you independent and competent over time. You can practice stuff like "extreme ownership" and other techniques to do this.

5. Don't rely on luck. You need it, but it is not reliable. Try to prevent and protect against what you can.

6. Your body works on a "use it or lose it" principle. From the brain to the muscles. That means you need to make working out a habit and brain exercising a habit, or eventually you will lose them.

7. Brain and body are interconnected. Body influences brain, and brain influences body. Treat your body right, and take care of your brain too. Fuck one up, the other follows.
-- This is also why being fit helps with confidence, the brain goes: oh I'm hot now, and it gets ego.

8. Break big tasks into small digestible ones to get shit done while getting the feel good chemical hit from getting shit done.

9. Social media is designed to trap you in the eternal doom scroll. Avoid at all costs.

Additionally you'll never be able to recover 100% of what you deleted. Many unique gems will never be found again

don't get conceived

Serious Question: Are you a retard? OP's image is voyeur stuff, bog standard vanilla shit. How did you get the idea that it was scat porn? Voyeur stuff has been around forever, it's even in Hollywood movies with the guy in the tree trope.

ACTUAL porn of women shitting/pissing is shot from inside the toilet so you can see her shit and piss. How the fuck don't you know that being on Anon Babble, king of posting shit?

Yep, internet has been purged a few times of stuff, and some things just evaporate and disappear as hosts come and go because electrons cost money. Especially if the porn is sourced via P2P.

this is a really good.

agreed.

9. Social media is designed to trap you in the eternal doom scroll. Avoid at all costs.

Similar things can be said about many things, including Anon Babble also unfortunately. Maybe it wasn't designed to be an entrapment, but it still is - it's easy to get stuck.

Trust God's plan and go to church, literally went from incel to engaged in less than a year when I started going to mass weekly. My wedding night is going to be a really satisfying fuck, since my wife and I will both be virgins.

Your parents should have told you. It’s not called “The 10 Suggestions”.
Also old school LOYALTY is tattooed on my arm.

never get a ground floor apartment.

Why?

NTA, but I live in one, and I fucking hate that everyone can see in my place from the outside.

I had to put privacy film on all my windows, but that crap only works in daylight, in the evening I still have to use curtains always.

1. All media is designed to depress and enrage you. Most of the shit you’ll get upset about doesn’t even affect your life. Take a step back. Unplug. Touch grass. Center your focus on ‘you’. Not the rest of the world trying to make a fraction of a penny off your attention.

2. Luck is preparation that paid off. I was damn lucky to land my career. But that 60 second window to shoot my shot only existed because I went to school, networked, “paid my dues”, practices having a likable personality, focused on my personal grooming, etc.

3. Success is driven by little consistent habits. Learn how to develop habits. Learn how to steer your ship for the long run. Otherwise you’re a sack of hormones getting driven by mother nature. You don’t get fit by running 100 miles in one day. You get fit by running a quarter mile one day, half a mile the next, a full walked/run mile the next, forgetting for a week, finding the memory and motivation to get right back to it but starting at 3/4 mile, and so on.

less chance of people crawling into the windows
also, the higher up the building you get, the lower the chance of an apartment above you flooding your space when a water leak happens.

If you’re serious and not a troll. Virgin sex is incredibly awkward and frequently painful.

Lube (seriously, nervousness can dry her up like a desert. Lube both your bits up, not just her not just you.), foreplay, go slow no matter how excited you are, communicate with each other (let her know what shes doing that feels good, ask the same back, etc), forget everything you ever fucking saw in a porno.

Solid.

Also solid.

True af

I like it. Not sure if helpful.

Very solid advice.

Solid advice.

I encrypted my partition on Ambien. Lost it all

Stop eating shit.

Work out, get fit.

Stop believing in red pill stupidity.

Porn is not real sex, it's all fake.

sex has seemed pretty close to porn for me...what porn have you been watching?

This but I encrypted a bunch of stuff, put it on an SD card, lost the SD card, forgot the password, found the card, and now I can't decrypt it.

blackmail?

don't even bother trying

I love you boy trust me.

Always trusted you Grandpa and appreciated when you said it because you never said it unless you were 99% sure. Has such a wonderful Grandpa. Which he was still around in my 20s.

His advice to me was never fuck with another mans wife, children, or how he puts bread on the table.

I remember rhis. She read a text msg on the toilet from her bf breaking up with her and spent the rest of the video crying as she showered and dressed. Kinda sad, but super hot body so a challenging wank but successful nonetheless.

nothing matters.. then you realize that so much do in fact matter.

this is why people like me fail at life. i could care less about fitness.

profound.

Privacy, thieves, bugs, floods, plumbing nightmares

If you live in an apartment, live on the floor 2nd highest from the top floor. Maximum insulation, , fewer pests, and a good view. Just be mindful of the direction your windows are facing (summer heat).

3. Fuck while underage as MUCH as possible,

I wish I had known this. I thought being le good guy would pay off one day.

6. Your body works on a "use it or lose it" principle

That one saved my life. Still fit today.

2. ignore fags who claim you should ignore women and get coin.

Slightly disagree with this. I haven't gotten brainwashed by the manosphere but I am sitting on a LOT of money by not dumping my hard earned cash on women. Very likely that I'll retire early.

Never. Literary never consider making permanent relationship with the girl without a dead or a deadbeat one. It's the rule you should never ignore when you look for something serious.
Obviously single moms, sluts and other trash is out of question in the first place so you don't need advice for that

Dad*

Almost all women look the same when they're on their knees. Find a girl that you can get along with. It will pay dividends down the road.

the more you do, the more you can do

drink plenty of water