I think I might have to beat my mother to death. I can't stand that brainwashed fucking idiot

I think I might have to beat my mother to death. I can't stand that brainwashed fucking idiot.

you nigger

do it, and devour her remains. that'll teach her.

MCDONALD'S IS HIRING

YOU PATHETIC LAZY EXCUSE MAKING EFFEMINATE IMPOTENT WEAK LONELY MASTURBATING PARASITE

YOU ARE NOT YOUR MOTHER'S RESPONSIBILITY ANYMORE

SHE WASTED SO MUCH MONEY, TIME AND ENERGY TRYING TO RAISE A YOUNG MAN

And here you are....
You're much more like a little girl than you are a man

You don't even qualify as half a man

YOUR MOTHER WANTS YOU OUT OF HER HOUSE, BUM

get a job and find your own place to live
OR I'LL TELL YOUR MOTHER TO CHANGE THE WI-FI PASSWORD

You pathetic little girl

by the way, if you think you're fooling anybody, you can't even fool yourself.

EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU RECEIVE SSI WELFARE CHECKS EVERY MONTH

But we also know
THAT'S NOT ENOUGH MONEY TO SUPPORT YOURSELF

But you are a weak impotent little girl
too afraid to go look for a job
convinced that you are superior
Your lies about McDonald's not being good enough

YOU WILL BE HOMELESS
WHEN YOUR MOTHER KICKS YOU OUT
AND THERE'S NOT A GODDAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

because you're welfare checks aren't enough to support yourself

yk what? AI, do your thing this time.

I hope you realize you've only got a couple more months left

in the second half of 2025, the Trump administration is going to focus on lazy parasites like you

house speaker Mike Johnson already made it very clear:
"That welfare money is intended for women with children, Not able-bodied men who sit around playing video games"

THEY'RE GOING TO CUT YOUR WELFARE CHECKS OFF

YOU WILL NO LONGER RECEIVE WELFARE CHECKS BY THE END OF THIS YEAR

It doesn't take artificial intelligence to realize you are a lazy excuse making sack of shit who refuses to look for a job

You receive welfare benefits based on the psychiatric diagnosis

And you use that as your excuse not to even try in life

YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER
because the welfare checks are not enough to support yourself

did you actually think nobody realized the truth about your situation?

And I'm not the only one who's disgusted by your gaming chair existence

everybody hates you
nobody respects you

The fact that an old square like house speaker Mike Johnson would specifically mention YOU SITTING ON YOUR ASS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES COLLECTING WELFARE CHECKS proves that all of society is aware what you're doing in your mother's spare bedroom

All of America realizes your mother sits and shakes her head in disgust while you take those needlessly long showers, so stupid, you don't realize your mother knows youre masturbating in there

BASED?

oops I just noticed a typo

TRAUMATIC*
Yes, you are always overly melodramatic about everything, just like a woman

And this upcoming change will be no exception. you'll be melodramatic and blubbering and begging your mother to change her mind

But I said
TRAUMATIC*

although this will be the best thing that's ever happened to you, from your perspective, you will see it as THE MOST TRAUMATIC EVENT OF YOUR LIFE

his mother would beat his ass

He's not going to risk his imaginary friends watching his mother defend herself

something he's incapable of

real fighting is nothing like a game of mortal Kombat. there aren't any cheat codes.

He couldn't defend himself Even if he tried

He's never going to risk having everybody watch him sissy slap while his mother beats his ass

And of course, you already know all about his metaphoric gaming chair

And it's all true... Just like speaker of the House Mike Johnson said, "That welfare money is intended for women and children, not GAMING CHAIR SISSIES"

(All of society knows about your generation and the gaming chairs)

trust me... You guys have already become a parody of yourselves. everybody knows about you and your gaming chairs

I've got some lead pipe here if you need to inflict blunt force injuries

to him, fisticuffs are a series of controller button moves

Left left up left down right right up

his mother would beat his ass
she's obviously much stronger than him
she's not the one who relies on him

He's the parasite, and she's the badass

she's the one who wears the pants in the family

she's the one who makes the rules

That's why little sissy girl is throwing another temper tantrum

BECAUSE SHE'S THE ONE WHO MAKES THE RULES, NOT HIM

He couldn't defend himself if he tried, and he doesn't know how to throw a punch anyway

speaking of which....

I realize this is a bit off topic, but I'm curious about you... Have you ever been in a fist fight before?

obviously, OP has zero experience with fisticuffs

But have you ever been in a fist fight before? I'm not talking about rough housing with your little brother... I'm not talking about you and a friend from school rough housing and pretend fighting

I'm talking about A REAL FISTFIGHT
between you and a complete stranger
between you and somebody who intended on injuring you?

Have you ever been in a legitimate real honest to God fist fight before? I'm just curious

I'm just curious

yeah, BI CURIOUS HAHAHAHAHA SICK FUCKING BURN FAGBALLS

Guess what you gain from real life experience?
E X P E R I E N C E . . .
That's right!.. You can learn so much by gaining experience.. Like fist fighting, for example:
without any real experience, you've got nothing more than feminine fantasies fabricated from a filthy gaming chair

But once you've been in a few real fist fights, you learn it's nothing like of the gaming chair mushroom thinks...
It's serious business...
and the one thing you quickly learn:
nobody actually wins a fight
either way, both parties lose
It's a matter of perspective
And the only way to truly WIN
is by WANTING TO LOSE™

I know that sounds counterintuitive, so let me explain it a little better:
the way WIN a fight....
is by accepting the fact that you're going to lose
embracing the fact that you ARE going to get injured
becoming comfortable with the knowledge you're probably going to the hospital, so once you've accepted this fact, it's not really scary anymore...
understand?

And at that point, obviously your goal becomes
MAKING SURE BOTH OF YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL
are you following me, little girl?....
pay attention....
The way you win a fight is by guaranteeing
BOTH OF YOU ARE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL
You're both going to get injured
badly.
Yes, you are going to be injured
your face is going to look different
You're going to be bleeding
when you go to the emergency room
BUT SO IS HE......
That's how you win the fight
MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION

YOU'RE BOTH GOING TO THE HOSPITAL
YOU'RE BOTH GOING TO JAIL
IT'S LIKE A NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION
EVERYTHING GETS SMASHED
once you embrace the fact that You are going to get your ass kicked, then suddenly it's not scary anymore
But how would you know this?
You've never been in a fight in your entire life

Your mother could beat your ass

So that's a NO?....
yeah, I didn't think so

here's a little secret about OP:
If I broke his nose
out of the blue
With no warning
before he could even blink his eyes
BAP!!!!!!!!! Right across the bridge of his nose with my middle knuckle
BAP!!!!! like a hammer, fracturing his Ethmoid bone...

He would literally BEG ME to please stop hitting him

you'd be amazed how fast he would turn into a blubbering little girl

ONE PUNCH...... And I promise
he'd be willing to suck my dick to make me stop punching him

absolutely guaranteed

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GUARANTEED

autistic screeching in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

For fucks sakes someone please kill this retarded boomer autist already

my theory is he's Daniel Larson

get nose broken from keyboard warrior autist

sues him for assault

get compensation in civil suit

he goes to prison in a criminal charge

kill me

what an odd ironic thing for you to say

since I'm discussing the fact that you couldn't defend yourself if your life depended on it

what an odd thing to say when I'm clarifying you don't know how to fight, and you're an easy target

I'm not one of those "Navy SEAL copypasta" faggots... nope I'm not threatening you, and I'm not an online "internet tough guy", or anything like that

I'm just an average guy...
And I'm simply making a statement....

If I broke your nose...
You would do anything to make me stop

So don't go around acting like you're a badass, because everybody knows you don't know how to fight

You're not a bad person....
But you don't know how to fight

It's highly unlikely You've been in many fist fights while sitting in that gaming chair

So don't go pretending like you've got experience with your fists

because even a loser like me could beat the shit out of you

So just skip the "Punch my mom" fagshow

because a 10-year-old girl could have you begging for mercy, simply by targeting your nose

a 10-year-old girl could put you in your spot simply by hitting your nose with her elbow really hard

lol didn't read

hey, by the way.. in the name of honesty and openness:

I'm fully familiar with the Navy SEAL copy pasta bullshit

And I'm aware right now, an uninitiated reader might think that's what I'm doing

somebody might think I'm some kind of Navy seal copy pasta internet tough guy faggot

But that's actually NOT WHAT I'M DOING

I'm not being an internet badass
I'm simply putting things into perspective

see... you'll notice I kept mentioning BROKEN NOSES ......

because that's what it really comes down to
You can fantasize about a fist fight all you'd like, but once your nose snaps
NOW REALITY BEGINS

there's something about a broken nose that changes everything

And I'm just putting things into perspective:
I realize OP was joking about beating his mother up

But obviously, there's a source to his comment,. It didn't just come out of nowhere

He's frustrated
So is she
And we all know why

But that's another story altogether

He made a joke about punching his mom
So I'm putting things into perspective:

when I read somebody typing words about beating somebody else up, The first thing that comes to mind is "I wonder how heat handle it if I punched him in the face"

I'm just curious how much of a badass he would be after I introduced him to reality

lol didn't read that one either

Just like all four billion women on planet Earth have concluded:

nobody cares what you read or don't read
nobody cares what you think or don't think
nobody cares what you say or don't say

....................And I'll take their word for it

all this fuss over just one guy wanting to beat his mother to death

what fuss? what the hell are you talking about?

It's not 'fuss', and he was talking out of the side of his ass about beating up his mother

He's just bored, and frustrated, and he's irritated with Mom (because obviously, she's fed up with him)

nobody's fussing.....

I was just making a point:
until you've had your nose broken, You really don't know anything about fist fighting

So it seems weird to watch somebody talk about beating people up.

when in the back of your mind, you realize that person wouldn't last 5 seconds if you broke their nose

guess what? didn't read that

SPEAKING OF DANIEL LARSON GETTING HIS LIFE TOGETHER:

That's actually a very good analogy for OP

opie's in the same situation, but under different circumstances

Just like Daniel Larson, OP has some changes coming soon. The fun and games are coming to an end, and reality is about to take hold, once and for all. It's been a long time coming.

Just like Daniel Larson, OP has certain hallmarks he's been avoiding:
employment
stable housing (his own place)
seeing a psychiatrist
taking the prescribed meds
supporting himself
getting involved in community activities
becoming a man

sure, Daniel might be in a Federal holding cell, while OP sits in mommy's spare bedroom

But OP is just as much of a prisoner as Daniel

He's trapped in a prison he created for himself by sitting on his ass, and thinking this was going to last forever

Instead of beating your mother you should have sex with her.

OP complaining about his mother is a lot like Daniel Larson complaining about the old guy Bob... or Bill.. whatever that old guy's name is...

Daniel and OP both became experts in blaming other people for their own actions

and just like with Daniel Larson, OP thought this would last forever. He thought he was the one in control.

But just like Daniel, OP is in for quite a surprise

there are some big changes coming soon

big scary changes

And just like with Daniel Larson, these changes are going to be a good thing. It's for his own good

lol
didn't read

...... That's too bad

because the other people read it

You're the only one who doesn't realize how badly I made a fool out of you

It's probably best that you don't read it

That way you won't realize how embarrassed you should be right now

But everybody else read it
So you're the only one who doesn't know

Woah OP
Chill

OR POST SOME FUCKING PICS YOU WEIRDO

You're not stupid.......

It's obvious that you're not stupid........

Why do you behave like a stupid person sometimes?

One day, you're going to turn around and remember this conversation

and you're probably going to say to yourself, "I should have thanked that guy"

because so far, I'm the only one who's actually been honest with you

I'm the only one that didn't blow smoke up your ass until you what you wanted to hear

oops. speech to text typo

please forgive me

I actually said
"I'm the only one that didn't blow smoke up your ass AND TELL* you what you wanted to hear"

because it's easy to find guys in here who are willing to tell you what you want to hear

It's easy to find sympathy in here

But it's insincere

however, I'm being completely sincere with you today. I'm on your side, believe it or not

I'm not being mean to you or attacking you. I'm not insulting you or belittling you... I'm actually trying to help you

Q: WHY WOULD A MAN COMPLAIN ABOUT HIS MOTHER?

A: because he obviously still lives with her

And apparently, she's becoming fed up with it

So That much is already out in the open... now it's time to focus on the real problem at hand:

Why your mother is upset with you

Why your mother has become fed up with you

when I called you a "parasite" earlier, it wasn't necessarily an insult.

I was giving you PERSPECTIVE

Your mother's not staying in your spare bedroom... It's actually the other way around

Your mother has every right to be irritated and disappointed...

You call her brainwashed, but she has every right to be brainwashed.

THATS HER HOUSE.....
If you don't like her particular brand of brainwashing, go find your own place

You don't make the rules in her house

see what I'm saying?
I'm on your side
But you don't own that house
So you don't make the rules

THE CURE FOR A BRAINWASHED PAIN IN THE ASS MOTHER:

Go get your own fucking place

If it's your place, you get to make your own rules. You don't have to deal with your mother anymore... It will be YOUR castle, and you'll be the king.

...... It's really, really simple

If things don't work out for you there at Mom's house, I'll let you come stay with me for a while until you get on your feet

AND YOU'LL LIVE BY MY RULES
BECAUSE IT'S MY FUCKING HOUSE

or, conversely... You could find somebody else willing to let you move in for a while

AND YOU WILL LIVE UNDER THEIR RULES
BECAUSE IT'S THEIR FUCKING HOUSE

If that doesn't work out, you can always try a homeless shelter

AND YOU WILL LIVE BY THEIR RULES
BECAUSE IT'S THEIR GODDAMN HOMELESS SHELTER

see what I'm saying?.. welcome to planet Earth

I'm sure you're familiar with the old axiom about beggars and choosers?

So here's a great way to avoid looking like a chump walking down the sidewalk with your computer under your arms, trying and blubbering as cars nearly hit you, as you've stumble down the sidewalk wondering where to go...

BE PROACTIVE
help your mother out more
offer to do more
get off your ass and clean up the house
give your mother some money
be a man
no conversation. no explanation necessary. Just hand her some money and smile as you turn around and go clean the fucking kitchen without her asking

Make your mother's life easier
Youve already made it hard enough for her

STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF
and start helping your mother
earn her respect again

or get the fuck out of her house

and your mother some money like a man

YOU ARE NOT HER MOTHER FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY ANYMORE

put some money in her hand, kiss her on the cheek, and shut the fuck up

no, you are 100% wrong, I didn't ask to be born and my mom needs to take some responsibility for her actions

I'm glad you finally worked up the courage to interact with me on this one

because now I know I've got your attention

So pay attention:
I'm on your side

okay? I'm not attacking you

It might appear like I'm attacking you, but I'm not... If anything, I'm being abrasive for emphasis, so you'll get the message... But I'm on your side

NOBODY ASKED TO BE BORN

YOUR MOTHER NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN

You're looking at everything from the wrong perspective, sir

You, me, your mother, and everybody else on this planet ARE STILL CHILDREN

no matter how old we get, we are still the same baby wearing a diaper in the old photographs... we still have the same hopes and dreams and fears as we did while wearing that diaper. Time has played a cruel trick on us, and due to gravity, radiation and oxidation, we are becoming older and older with each day

But deep down inside, we are still that exact same little baby wearing the diaper in the old tattered photographs

SO IS YOUR MOTHER
SHE NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN, EITHER

This isn't about YOU
The world doesn't revolve around you

that's my first post in this thread, calm the fuck down and show some respect to other board users, not everyone shares your stupid opinions

DO NOT EVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN!!!!!!

as I was saying, You never asked to be born?

show me one person who asked to be born, and I will feel sorry for you.

But until that day arises, nobody has any sympathy, because you're being very disrespectful.

Not just to your mother, But to yourself

by being so selfish and self-absorbed, you're disrespecting the beauty of being alive

You're disrespecting the legacy your mother created, sacrificing for you

You're proving that you see everything from your perspective, and don't realize it's much bigger than just you

You're just a spoke in a wheel, and that wheel existed before you were born

You didn't ask to be born?
nobody cares
That wasn't in your control

But your future IS IN YOUR CONTROL
and your present, as well
So is this your game plan?
to continue stalling and complaining?

to keep distracting and misdirecting?

seeking pity? as if you are somehow a victim?

You might not have asked to be born, but you've chosen a pretty dismal game plan for while you're here, haven't you?

Your mother needs help
she's just a little kid, just like you
she never asked to be born, either
she needs help

This isn't easy

The least you could do is stop thinking it all revolves around you

at the very least, you could try to help her out a little bit instead of focusing your anger on her

(YOU are the one who created your problems, not her)

I'd like to see you go bust your ass somewhere to earn a paycheck, then have the government take out taxes, and after you've counted the tiny bit that remains... SUPPORTING ANOTHER PERSON

I'm not being mean....
again:
imagine clocking in every day at a job
and taking half of your money
to keep somebody else afloat

while they sat in a chair all day
playing video games
and complaining that you're not doing enough for them

now imagine that person telling you "I didn't ask to be born"

how long would you allow them to continue treating you this way?

imagine watching the news, realizing prices were going to continue going up. imagine the utility bills going up with no explanation.

now you've got even less money

And the guy in the gaming chair is fantasizing about punching you, because he doesn't feel like He's getting a fair deal out of this...

how long would you allow him to continue exploiting and victimizing you?

this place is fucking ruined

awesome......

maybe that's all the motivation you need to shut the fuck up and go find a fucking job

I don't remember anybody inviting you here, anyway

I HEARD BURGER KING IS HIRING, DIPSHIT

look into it