Waifu Thread

Rules, structure.

Well I don't own the store, I manage it. I have a pretty good tolerance for morons now.
Okay fine, no pleasantries. What have you eaten today? I had not made lunch for today, so instead I ate an awful can of pork and beans.

I don't care about making the thread, but i do it when we cap and i notice. Or more likely, 5 minutes after i notice because Anon Babble is garbage. The prior thread was mine, and it tickles a very autistic part of my brain when i'm the OP for several threads in a row. I have no explanation for why.
It's not so bad, depending on the neighbor. Honestly, it's made me hate dogs quite a bit more, which is unfortunate i guess.
Ahhh i can relate to that. My job requires actual hard physical labor a few days in a row once in a blue moon, and it always sucks massively. I ain't about that life anymore. ...Does make me think i should actually workout or something on occasion. I never do, but it always makes me think about it.

I see, I will keep it in mind of next time.

I have no explanation for why.

POWER.
I like my fortifided houses with stone walls on all sides and 3 metal doors thank you, it makes me not have to give a shit about anything that happens outside of my domains. Plus I can do whatever I want in my front yard, which is a privilege americans dont seem to have for some ungodly reason.
At least your pay is good, and as you said, its very infrequent, but enough about my complaining.
You should, your body will probably thank you when youre ancient and wrinkly.
What? Whos the owner then?

Okay fine, no pleasantries

I feel like I made you mad with that one.
I ate the same as always, white rice, beans and a variant of meat, thats the vanilla flavor of lunches here.

can of pork and beans

That sounds foul.

Love and attention. Just being told sweet things while I hold her hand.

That's one interpretation.
Weird? How rude.

Alright old man, tell me, WHY did you gave that image that filename.
Just how you like me. Besides, its the truth, all the filenames of this batch are abstract and non descript as opposed to the literal ones of the previous hands.

The boss, he's the owner. I'm just one of a few managers. I'm the level headed jack of the three of us. I don't really make the final calls, I make suggestions. They take them or don't, I don't care much if they do.
I'm not mad! I'm just a boring man of simple pleasures. I like pleasantries, even ones that are obvious.
What kind of meat?
It was. It had no pork, but tasted of pork. Very nasty.
Hmm. Other questions. How is your project coming along, any progress minor or major?

Huh, I see, I thought you were the head honcho of the place.
Yeah but that use of language was so formal, like the one youd see after you make someone mad and that someone just wants to you to get lost.
The specific word in english doesnt come to mind and I dont have time to open translate, so well just call it "mashed meat", it was cow meat made into a "paste", very good.
I dont even like pork, but man, that sounds like the most disgusting scam imaginable, do consider preparing your own stuff.
I finalized with the images of one of the stories that make the whole thing, using this week as a break to draw something else (what I am working on now), next week I will go with the next story and work on the images of that one.

I wish, I'd have quite a bit more dosh if that were the case.
I feel like you should know I'm a bit overly formal almost always.
Oofta, and I thought mine was rough. That sounds rough as far as a description sounds. Probably pretty good though.
You see I usually do, I just didn't feel like it and I paid the price. Such is life.
Well it sounds like good progress has been made, wonderful to hear.
I have asked questions, now do YOU have questions?

Relm?

POWER

Hmm.... Would be interesting were that the case. Unfortunately OP gets nothing except being (you)'d a couple extra times maybe.
If i had the option to live in a fortified house, i would. My dumb idiot daydreaming frequently involves living on an isolated demiplane of some stripe. The joys of misanthropy i guess.
Eh. Pay's okay. I mostly keep the job because it's usually fairly easy and... the boss that matters the most isn't a dick.
My body's done me no favors. It can get bent.

What?
Yeah I know that, I just forget about it and instinctively assume the worst case scenario for every situation I am in.
Its far better than what my ESL ass makes it out to be, trust me. Better than fucking can porknt, thats for sure.
Any progress at all is great.
You could have saved the second question for later, learn how to hyper manage social interactions, like me! Whats your favorite color?
Sadge, you could try to put a QOTT there, that would probably do something.
Alright buddy, why do YOU hate humanity?

Easy job with a boss that isnt scum

Count your blessings.
But its your body, you will have to suffer through it if you dont take care of it.

hi

Neptunes not here to make you company huh.

Used to do QOTT on occasion. It was whatever.
Hates is perhaps too strong a word. I just prefer to be nowhere near them when i can. It's more about strangers than humanity at large anyhow. I dislike things i can't predict to some degree of accuracy. I'm absolutely the type to get arrested for shooting a prank tiktoker.
I do. It's why i haven't quit for allegedly greener pastures.
Perhaps. Perhaps not.

Fair enough, it's a strange way of communicating that I do. It's understandable.
Yeah that's true, I've had good pork and beans before and this was not that. I may just make some one of these days just to help me forget that sad sad can.
Ah yes, but there are infinite questions in theory and my memory is wacky. I could ask the same question and completely forget.
I like different colors for different things. Purple in general is my answer, but a deep midnight blue is up there too. I like red and black for clothing. What about you?

did you miss them?

Same reason as always, it just felt right. It's up to the viewer to interpret.
It's just a phase, mom.

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