It's just a shot away

Somehow, I just knew this was some pseud therapy thread.
You and people like you just post faggot shit like this to feel better about yourselves.
You did it, you saved me. You fucking redditor.
I have actually listened to girls in conversation use me as the example of the unfuckably disgusting guy as a joke when talking about who they would date/fuck.

"How about Brad?"

"Ooh we love Brad, so hot"

"How about... ANON HAHAHAHA"

"lol ewwww no, not even for a million dollars lmao"

I matter so little to them they said this loudly within earshot of me.
Take your optimism and hopium and shove it up your ass.
Some people have no hope.
Prick.

lol I liked the sledgehammer part. That was actually funny

(later today I'm going to create a thread about the time I decided I deserved to be punished for something shitty I had done, so I tried to remove my right hand index finger with a sledgehammer, to prevent myself from ever being able to draw again)

It didn't work out quite the way I planned. It was really messy. I'll talk about it later

if I get a compliment I assume its a ruse to insult me further down the line

I'm going out on a limb, and I'm going to assume this part is actually true

PAY ATTENTION:
You literally just confessed to
SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE FOOT
before trying to take the first step

self-defeatist

I'm not being mean. I'm not insulting you
I want you to read your own words

THE DEFINITION OF SELF-DEFEAT

(trust issues can be cured by LETTING GO)

trust issues are always worsened by trying to exert futile control techniques

LEARN TO LET GO
because you're actually a likable guy
when you're not getting yourself shitty self-defeated advice

It's not a pseudo THERAPY thread no sir

this is a
BRUTALLY HONEST OBSERVATION THREAD

I'm making observations
It's possible I could be wrong
But after 60 years of careful observations, you begin to see patterns

It's safe to make certain generalizations, cuz you can kind of tell when you're in the right neighborhood

in fact, I bet it's safe to say 90% of my words hit the nail directly on the motherfucking head

This ain't therapy, buddy...
THIS IS GAINING PERSPECTIVE

sometimes, we get so wrapped up in our own little bubble, we lose the external perspective to realize that we're the ones creating our own motherfucking problem in the first place

That's not therapy
IT'S AN OBSERVATION

Nah I wont approach women again if they want me they can try to talk to me but they clearly don't

I'm not trying to save you

I don't want to save anybody
(I'm actually kind of an animal person who doesn't like humans very much, so if you only knew how much I dislike the human race, I'm not here to save anybody)

I'M TRYING TO HELP THESE GUYS GET SOME PUSSY

I might be a weirdo
I might be crazy
I might be a former drug addict
I might type weird
But I got tons of pussy........ TONS
So you'd be hard pressed to find a more experienced perspective

I'm trying to help these guys get some PUSSY

But more importantly, I'm hoping they can find THE LIFE COMPANION they've been longing for, even though they are temporary, even the long-term ones are temporary

But that's no reason not to enjoy it while at lasts

I've got a question for YOU:
If not fag, why no GF?
Why don't you have a girlfriend?

I'm guessing it's because you never even try. would I be mistaken?

You get hard from posting this garbage? You gonna suck your own dick now?
Nah, you've been sucking your own dick since your first reply.
My observation is you're a retarded attention whore with shit advice.
In 60 years you never learned not to hand out your unsolicited advice?
Pretty embarrassing, old timer. Take that Ron Jon shirt off and take your dick out your mouth.
Your observations don't mean jack shit. It's all subjective.
Shut the fuck up, you old retard. Go sit on your porch.

I've actually heard girls use me as the disgusting guy in the joke

JOIN THE CLUB, FRIEND !!!!!

ME, TOO!!!..... SEVERAL TIMES.
I've also been the punchline in the 'ugly guy' jokes, and the 'broke guy' jokes, and the 'awkeard guy' jokes ..

in fact, I'm willing to bet simply because I'm so much older than you

I've experienced it a lot more than you did.

Just because I was on the planet longer than you

Who cares? Who gives a fuck about those jokes?

I burned my hand really badly on a stove when I was a kid

It doesn't hurt anymore

And am mentally ill and neet, so female will ever like me.

I began one of my replies earlier by saying "if you WANT TO rely on your own voice whispering negative advice into your ear, nobody can stop you...."

It's really about priorities I guess
because it's been you making the choice every morning. The decision which direction you're going to move in

Cool, go put your hand on the burner again. Maybe it'll date you this time instead of burning you.

there's no such thing as a mental illness. That's just street slang.

let's go ahead and use the real clinical terminologies, okay?

You were diagnosed with an organic psychiatric disorder, and you are telling yourself you're unable to function some the government helps you live and eat

big deal....

tons and tons of guys with psychiatric disorders on government disability benefits have wives and girlfriends

You're quite literally building defense mechanisms around yourself

Youre constructing needless barriers
You do it to protect yourself from getting hurt

Just like everyone else in this threat, you're giving yourself the shittiest advice you've ever heard

But you're believing it because it's in your own voice

Go find a mentally ill neet girl. they're out there everywhere.

there's more of them than ever before

you'll find her outside the safety of your house. you'll have to turn off the computer and go join some groups or go to a meeting or get involved in some kind of club and introduce yourself to the girls

I live in a village, its not like I get millions of options.
my choice would be the 6'6" 300 pound girl working at the store
the herpes girls
or the alcoholic girls

lol
thankyaverimuch, baby

Also I am big alcoholic and if someone else were to engage with me I feel like I'd be ruining their life, so forcing myself into someone else's life would not be right.

by the way, I forgot to mention I have a friend who is SOOOOO UGLY and creepy and weird looking and He's only 5 ft tall

AND HE'S ALWAYS HAD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIENDS!!!!

He's been married to a beautiful woman for years now, and they've got gorgeous kids. thank God for her DNA

pay attention:
HE'S GOT THE COOLEST PERSONALITY

That's why women always flocked to him
He's UGLY AS SHIT !!!!!
MY UGLIEST FRIEND EVER !!!!!

and Michael always got THE best looking women, simply because HE HAD SUCH A HAPPY COOL OPTIMISTIC PERSONALITY

It turns out self-confidence and optimism are the most attractive feature on any man, not money, not muscles, not a huge dick, and not a supermodels face

SELF-CONFIDENCE....
AND OPTIMISM

You should try it for 3 months, refusing to allow yourself to go back to the pattern of self-defeat when life tosses you another curveball

(Life will never stop tossing you curve balls, so ignore them)

If you haven't seen progress in 3 months, you can always go back to giving yourself the worst advice you've ever had

Go find a mentally ill neet girl. they're out there everywhere

Where are they exactly I never see them? Anyone if neet girls with mental illness exist they are probably hard to meet outside

Not sure what country you're in, but your words seem to paint an image of some kind of repassive Slavic Eastern European hell hole

suddenly I feel like putting a gun in my mouth

I don't know what to say about this one. other than you already know the answers regarding alcohol.

So I wouldn't be telling you anything that you don't already know.

You already have the external perspective on alcohol....

yesterday Mark 9 entire years since I've stopped doing hard drugs, and I don't drink alcohol really except for maybe a drink on holidays?

....... I always found alcohol to be the most destructive drug of them all

You shouldn't talk, amigo. It makes you sound like a total retard.

I'm going to just take a while shot in the dark here..

..... uhhhh hmmm.....

maybe a mental health support group in your area?

DING! DING! DING!

BINGO

If you're looking for people who are hungry, a restaurant's a good place to start

If you're looking for people who need summer clothes, you might want to go to a department store

And if you're looking for mentally ill women, I'd probably go to Your counties state-funded behavioral health center, And don't expect to meet your dream girl within 24 hours

you'll know her when you see her

you'll know her when you hear her sharing with the rest of the group

(and later down the road, she will admit she was also looking at you, too)

trust me. That's the way it always works out

"I was wondering about you too."

you'll see

You can't just be self confident and optimistic if it's based on nothing. Maybe some dumb people can do that but if you got no achievements and nothing you can't just fake confidence(unless you are using drugs that boost you confidence ofc)

nobody ever promised us that life was going to be a silky smooth joyride

everybody experiences endless metaphoric burns and scars and insults and rejections and injustices

everybody...

what defines you is how you REACT

If you want to keep telling yourself the world forced you into self-defeating, then go right ahead

I decided not to pull the trigger after reading your post, but it was a close call

TAKE THE HERPES GIRL

Just use a condom, and the herpes only pops up once every 2 years anyway

It's actually stored in her spine, and only pops out when she's under massive amounts of stress and her immune system weakens

Just out of curiosity, how gay are you?
Because you sound super fucking faggy.
You post like a guy that likes to gape himself.

It's NOT based on nothing........

....... unless you insist on continuing trying to convince yourself that you have no value

that you're not smart....
that you're not insightful....
that you can't think on your feet....
that you're not funny...
that you can't think of something clever and funny to say...

That you're incapable of making somebody smile

that you're not good with animals

that you're incompetent

If you want to keep convincing yourself of all of these negative aspects, then You will continue self-defeating

self-confidence is nothing more than realizing you can handle whatever they toss at you

rejection? Big deal... we get rejected in many ways, every fucking day

too fat for them? Who cares? they weren't the right one

If people don't like you, who gives a flying fuck? they're not part of your life

self-confidence equals NOT CARING

STOP CARING
And free yourself up to be funny and optimistic

That's the main part I left out of the post I made about my ugly friend:
HE'S FUNNY AS FUCK

He always thinks of something funny to say

That's the optimism I'm talking about
comedians have a way of taking bad situations and laughing at themselves

It makes people feel good

my ugly ugly UGLY AS SHIT best friend always had beautiful women because he always had a smile on his face

He oozed with self-confidence
because he didn't give a fuck if you thought he was ugly

That's a funny thing to say...
especially considering the fact that you don't get any pussy

...... And I'm not being mean

I'm not insulting you.....
It's a simple observation....

You don't get any pussy
But you're inferring that I'm a homosexual?

interesting...
Do you fantasize about ALL married man being gay? or are you flirting with me?

I'm BRUTALLY HONEST you guys
It's just my OBSERVATION you guys
I'm... I'm... OBSOOOORVING

HOMOSEXUALITY TEST:

when looking at this photograph of me fucking my wife in the ass, do your eyes immediately go to her vagina, or to my penis in her butthole?

And answer HONESTLY, Sallyboy

I'm too busy starting or taking part in twitch/youtuber threads

everybody remembers that one stupid kid with the learning disability, who always sat in the back of the classroom, with his legs spread out into the aisle, leaning back in his chair, his eyelids halfway closed and drooping, not due to lack of sleep, but due to his low IQ

You guys always tried to prevent the other students from learning

But it didn't work. we paid attention, unlike you, and that's why we moved on to the next grade, while you continued sitting and Miss McGillicuddy's classroom, in the back of the room, with your legs kicked out into the aisle

pretending to be a cavalier badass

The 'rebellious' kid, with the undiagnosed learning disability, from a bad family

we all remember you very well

Yeah I am not funny and I got nothing to talk about. I also don't want to pester others with negative stuff because no one likes it when some person is talking about negative stuff in their life and their depression, me included I don't like it when people wine about their lives, so it's better to say nothing.

That's not the correct answer. I asked you WHY....

Not what activities you had chosen as a substitution for getting your dick sucked

can I take a wild shot in the dark?
I'm guessing it's because
YOU NEVER EVEN TRY

(see how easy this is?)

I promise you would be SOOO amazed at the sense of self-confidence you'd feel while she's gagging on your dick

And you'd turn around and realize, "I was worried for no reason. This was much easier than I ever thought"

I see what you're saying..

And you also see what you're saying....

You're saying, "I've grown so comfortable giving myself negative advice, behaving depressed, and then justifying it afterwards, that I don't think I can possibly come up for air at this point"

well at least we got to the bottom of it

You're fully capable of being funny and charming, because....

(drum roll, please...................)

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT

I actually like you a lot...
Believe it or not, for some reason I just like you, I don't even know why

me included I don't like it when people wine about their lives

absolutely 100% correct!!!

except, for some reason you've grown ENJOY listening to your own voice speak negative engrams into your own ears

(see Scientology for engrams)

SELF DEFEAT :

hypothetical imaginary scenario:

I've got a complaint for my cellular carrier, and I call customer support to resolve the issue.

during the phone call, the customer service agent It says something that you find slightly offensive, feeling they're not listening to you. feeling you don't matter to them.

WHAT IS YOUR GOAL HERE?
is your goal resolving the problem?
or is your goal self-defeat?

because if you want to self-defeat, you can always BLAME THE CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENT for making you lose control and vent in anger? because you'll never get what you're looking for by venting in anger

If your goal is resolving the problem, YOU are responsible for the way you react to this situation.

You can choose to forever remember the story of the failure with your cell phone carrier, and convince yourself they forced you into fumbling the ball

or you can choose to look back on it with a smile on your face, because you didn't let their curveball justify self-defeat

YOU can handle rejection

in fact,
YOU are fully capable of turning a NO into a "I've changed my mind about you"

very often, a rejection is nothing more than a challenge to see how you handle it

ive had lots of girls tell me no, only to spread their legs for me 30 minutes later

It has a lot to do with how you REACT
because one things for sure:
Life will never stop tossing you curve balls, guaranteed

I used the "cell carrier customer service agent scenario" as an arbitrary example, because for me that's actually a real life scenario I've experienced several times.

I've had lots of frustrating experiences with customer service reps, only to turn it around, and have them bend over backwards to help me.

I've had them bend over backwards to give me free months of air time, free brand new expensive Samsung smartphones, complimentary gestures of their appreciation for me as a customer.

And you'll never get those things
BY CAVING IN

You're not stupid
You're extremely intelligent
And you know it

You're smart enough to take any curveball, and still achieve the desired goal

on each of those phone calls, I had a knee-jerk instinctual gut reaction, an impulsive desire to yell FUCK YOURSELF, YOU FILIPINO SAND NIGGER!!!! and hang up the phone. But that wouldn't help me.

failure wasn't my goal

So you think on your feet
And you continue closing the deal

I have to go feed two colonies of stray cats down the road, but before I run:

CLOSING THE DEAL

SALESMANSHIP

in sales, you can never succeed until you first hear the word "NO"

You have to START with NO
and turn it into a YES

in fact, inherently, until you hear the word NO, The sale can never begin

If you haven't turned their NO into a YES You never sold a goddamn thing

they would have already bought it, with or without you

If you are going to be a salesman
NO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND

when you hear the word NO
That's where you start your engines

So many young salesman hear the word NO, And they cave in

"oh well, they didn't want it. they said no"

Never forget the commissions you're going to earn after you turn that no into a yes

Time to go feed some of God's little innocent children

meow

I'll see you guys later. stop listening to your own shitty advice