How do I become a wolf?

Every scientist worth his or her credentials would tell you the same as I'm telling you.
You will never be able to turn into a wolf.

Get off Anon Babble, Dave.

actually it's a little known fact that the singular form of wolves is "wolve" not wolf. it is a very common mistake to make even experts in wolve biology mess it up sometimes. but just because it sounds like there's an "F" at the end of wolve does not mean that it is spelled with an "F"

if you learn how to become a wolve let me know, I also want to run around at night and lay on moss

Cope, chuddie
Female to male transfer is possible
and so is Human to wolf transfer

You will never have sex, incel

Why are you lying on this subject?
A singular wolf is called a wolf.
YWNBAW

You Will never have sex, chuddie

YWNHS

I have had plenty of sex already, but you will never be a wolf.

actually it's a really easy mistake to make but it is spelled wolve not wolf. it is spelled with a VE not with an F at the end.

YWNHS

tfw ywn be a floofy wolf man living in a cozy cave with your floofy wolf wife

Fuck this faggot, you WILL become wolve

That would hurt if I was actually a sexless virgin, I'm not though neverwolf anon.

Chud try to be a decent fucking human being challenge (impossible) (Will never breed or have sex) (virgin forever)

Wolves are the niggers of the animal kingdom. Fact.

Why are you lying about this?

Apes are niggers. Wolves are Aryan Ubermensch Pack animals.

They call it a ''Chimpout'' for a reason.

i wish you were dead tbh

That's funny. Delusional neversex anon.

I am not lying, I am just trying to tell everyone that wolve is the singular form of wolves. many people have been mistaken about the word and how it is actually spelled. but it is spelled wolve. If it was spelled wolf then the plural version would be wolfs which isn't a word! I'm happy I was able to share a new fact with you about wolves

Wolves are the niggers of the animal kingdom. Fact.

You can't gaslight me into forgetting that I have had several romantic relationships which had sex as a regular part of them.

Prove yourself correct liar.

Gene splicing and math

You can't gaslight me into the stop thinking that human to Wolf transformation Will be possible.

I already did prove myself correct. wolve is the singular, add an S to make it plural, it becomes wolves. if wolf was the plural, and you added an S, it would become wolfs. and that is not correct.

Thank you SO FUCKING MUCH for educating us.

you are welcome

A lot of things are possible, I am telling you that this happening is so improbable that you will likely never become a wolf.
You claiming it to be so is not proof anon, show me a source that corroborates your claims on this.

ok here is my source: it is the Oxford dictionary entry for wolve

oed.com/dictionary/wolve_v?tl=true&tab=factsheet

That doesn't prove wolve correct and wolf wrong, it just proves that it was rarely used interchangeably with the word wolf in the 1700's.
Either that or it describes imitating the sounds of a wolf while playing music.

stop moving the goalposts, I showed you the proof and you don't want to read it. I'm honestly not pressed if you want to keep using the wrong word but don't get all up in my grill and tell me that i am wrong when even the dictionary clearly states that wolve is the word.

I'm not moving the goalposts, you claimed that saying wolf is wrong and the correct way is saying wolve, that is incorrect, you can use both but wolf is most common and most people would think you misspoke if you said wolve.

You act like someone from the 1950s if told that the computer Will be existing today as a billion dollar enterprise. Wolf transformations Will be possible in the future. I Will eventually become a Wolf.

Nope, computers have utility, turning you into a wolf doesn't.

You'd be surprised.

Yes I really would, because I see no possible utility in turning you into a fake wolf. How would that benefit anyone but you?

I don't Want to be a fake Wolf. I Wish i Was a real Wolf.

Real wolves are born from real wolves, even with gene splicing and near magical future tech you will never become a real wolf, because a wolf didn't give birth to you.

Yes, I think It Will be possible in the future, OP.

Given enough time to get the Wolf gene splicing correct

They Will kill me and put me into a Wolf female to give birth to me. I shall be reborn as a Wolf.

Why thank you, anon. I very much agree With your sentiment here. Good things come to those Who Wait.

Then that won't be you anymore, that will be a clone of you mixed with a wolf that never experienced being you, so thus you never turned into a wolf.

I Will not be killed.
I'll still be me.

But you just said that they will kill you.

Na

And I said I Will not be killed. Why are you not listening?

I am listening, it's just that you're making a lot of sense. You seem to be changing your mind. I suggest you make your mind up first.

You can't simultaneously get killed and not get killed anon.
It's paradoxical.

I am making sense I Will become a Wolf.

:(
Poor anon, he just Wants to become a Wolf
and these tWo bullies are picking on him

When I was a kid I really wanted to become a wolf but now I'm just a furfag.

Telling the truth isn't bullying concern troll anon.

That is a whole lot of cope for a technology that will likely never be made.

Even if you manage to resemble a wolf in every way, you'll never be a real wolf.

I tried telling him that, but then he claimed to be Schrödinger's transfag and claimed to be killed and not killed at the same time to be reborn as wolf from a wolf.