S/fur nick gay

s/fur nick gay

i don't get it

I am the only heterosexual in this thread

You routinely ask me to post my penis

post your cock

it's an inside joke between me and Parsnip

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Be careful or I'll fuckin do it

you won't no balls

I mean I don't really feel like it right now

idk who is gayer, nick or parsnip

you

that's what a closeted homosexual would say

sorry I'm monogamous

I'm so straight my main source of oxygen are queefs

Syncing the lights to music works surprisingly well and looks pretty neat with the whole house going

Lul

lol

day 6000 of asking for actual porn in the s/fur thread

are you blind?

dont fall for his gay wiles parsnip, also hi parsnip

pat pat

patty gay

Hi patty, how goes it

if only

Patty patsexual

see, twit gets it, hi twit

pat pat

Henlo patty

Snow leopards are so pretty I'm surprised there's not more stuff withe them

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what color you got right now?

It does rainbow flashy nonsense synced to my Spotify. Normally just a soft white, unless I'm feeling like a bright purple

Sneps is bests

you have not been here over 16 years

I have

coming here for porn

don't be hatin

Almost 20 years here, I believe they've been here for 16. s/fur bread is eternal. (although it used to just be both gay and straight until we split)

too close, back it up

sfur

The fuck does that even mean

What is Gay Fur

It's basically the fetish of furries where they all have sex together.

sfur is straight furry. It's for people who like heterosexual intercourse and solo female furries.

gfur is gay fur. It's for people who like homosexual intercourse and solo male furries

(allegedly)

neat, that sounds fun
purple is nice too

I've been here for 13 years
hard to believe sometimes

wow she a cute

Beer, boobies, battlestar galactica

sounds like heaven for my roomate lol he's been watching battlestar galactica for nearly a year straight now

...I haven't watched Battlestar Galactica

I keep confusing BG wit that god awful movie with John Travolta

i havent either but my roomate has both the original and the remake in his top 5 animes
I've only really watch Konosuba, Spice and Wolf, Monogatari, (pic related), and a bunch of trash romcoms
How about Galactic conquested in BattleFRONT 2?

a..anime?

nop
maybe a tiny bit waay back in the day

Battlefield Earth

the stuff that Cat watches

mam, you got icing on your breasts

mm delicious

what supplements do you need to take to make yours that pearly white

uhh idk zinc or something

Lots of celery

pineapple or bust (a nut)

too much work

i think sfur and gay were the only people on the call, so they had an in-joke

this could be you

yeah sadly my breasts aren't large enough to give a satisfying paizuri

:(

Naizuri exists

hurray gluten free baguette pizza breads with a little bit of BBQ sauce mixed into the sauce and ham

o/

that sounds pretty good tbh

they are not expected to be good.
i have 4 half fagettes that are about a foot long each, how much should i eat tonight?

the gluten free bagettes have been sitting on the counter for 2 weeks in air tight plaztec... are they also advertised as 'plant based'?

boneless baguette

the first ingredient in them is corn starch.....

why does my mom buy this shit when i have to make bread every 2 weeks

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i also hate my sister for making artichokes. probably one of the most inefficient foods.

dinner gripes

food is food

artichokes are delicious though...
thistle heads too, easily forgeable at the right time of year but even less meat than an artichoke

2 artichoke
boil them for 30 minutes+ on gas stove
eat 10% of total weight
doesn't even compost the waste

boiled instead of steamed smh
such prime compost material too
thistles are more efficient, the hearts are smaller but the stems and roots are edible and have a similar artichoke-y flavor
young stems where the flowers haven't developed yet are especially tasty, just gotta be careful peeling all the thorny bits off
roots best taken from rosettes that haven't sent up stalks yet

i kinda miss foraging in texas, huuuge thistles there
still getting to know all the foragables here, lots of easy berries at least

jealous

idk what i'm doing for food yet
probably leftover green beans or nothing

idk if I'm gluten intolerant
all food make me feel like shit lately

that sounds awful, why only green beans?

waste of numbers

leftover from yesterday, would also include rice
they're super tasty though, dry fried szechuan style, one of my favorite things to eat

every type of bean that is GREEN!

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bye?

L8r

seeya

Ded link

i watch furry streamers sometimes...
but only if they are also playing furry games

literally everyone i am clicking on has an avatar of varying quality

yeah i've seen everything from elaborate full body rigs to just little pngs
it's all pretty cute

the #1 guy is pretty frikin animated

in my experience, if i have to ask myself to jork it like that, sleep is prolly just better.

I'm not really tired at all though

Awful wimdy in greenfield

getting boredeepy

Eep hours

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