The Taco Bell Hell.
The Taco Bell Hell
Naked quivering boy penis
I follow the black veil brides around the country. I go to all their shows and public events. I'm no groupie though. However you could say I'm a poopie. I must visit every bathroom Andy goes into in the hope that he has left me my next meal. I carry a plunger at all times to reclaim his brown gold. His creamy dreams are the sustenance of my life. When I lay in bed at night I dream of wrapping my lips around his balloon knot as he squeezes a steaming throat clogger down my log pipe. Andy as truely clogged my heart and mind
Naked erect boy penis sputtering cum in Andy’s face. Hes’s lapping it up oh god
It sounds like a monsoon
Kek
what's that smell?
Why do you talk to yourself all day? The fuck is wrong with you?
Poopy in my mouth?
Problem E?
No, you have the problem, schizo.
You should be institutionalized.
BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP
A transfer of Andy Sixx' intestinal gas right into my mouth and done my throte
GULP
I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but he won't let me, he reaches behind him and forces the back of my head between his ass cheeks more
BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP >BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP >PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT
This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as he forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to his asshole
BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT >HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD
"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your emo daddy? That's right, it's slidding baby! Now it's time for baby throat boi to get his protein in. Open wide"
Andy said to me aggressively, as he forced another one out
BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAP>PPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT
What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of his colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but he kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between his gothcore ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one
"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"
I said with my mouth full of shit
He turned around, gave me a smug grin. And simply shook his head "NO!"
Fearing for my life, I swallowed his bowel movement, and he finally released me from his anus
GASPING FOR AIR
"So hows that for your first BVB show?"
He said in a smug and condescending way
You must be 18 years of age to post on this site
you make too many of these threads you fat spamming faggot
fuck off
The Log of Shit of Andy Sixx is not like any other log of shit you may find at your local bathroom. Tis truly the works of a god in his own right.
The Andy Sixx is native to North America but has been reported to migrate on the occasion of the annual Vans Warped Tour. His reproduction rate is remarkably high considering how many girls want to give him a vasectomy with their tongues.
What you don’t know right now is that Andy Sixx is the hottest, sexiest, gothiciest, hardcoreiest, deathcoreiest metal singer in the world and common sexual congress and foreplay would simply not do the job in trying to pleasure someone so divine, so perfect… so… holy, like his ass. Sure one could suck on his fucking dick and drink all of his sperms but it would never come close to showing your love and affection for him.
It starts with getting your foot in the door, which will not be easy. First you need to buy tickets for a Black Veil Brides concert and you must go to the actual concert hall, sneak past security and make your way to Andy’s dressing room. Much competition awaits you from other little BVB fangirls who want Andy’s Warm Log of Shit slidding down their fucking throats so badly. Some of them have killed others to make their chances of being where they are in the heat of the moment even possible, so do not take your presence or your life for granted.
We've been through this, E.
Textbook Dunning Kruger hands typed this post
And the gatekeeper appears.
Proof of dung kruger?
Yet?
Logjacking rn
it means your a fag and your threads are gay af
my threads
Proof?
Why do you keep parading that around?
You're a bottom aren't you?
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Andy’s fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from John Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy’s existential catchphrase “Creamy Steamy Dreamy” which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy Sixx’s genius shit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid. :)
the logfag is a submissive sperg who wants Corey to assrape him
that list is right
you literally have no talent whatsover chud
even if you use Chat GPT your posts ring hollow
like a string of wet sponges
The logfag wants Corey to turn his anus into raw hamburger
That's you, E! Those are your catchphrases.
i-if i samefag...
The talent is in the pudding. You have to suck it out of his ass.
Are you going to cry and tell us to delete the thread, E?
Lol, E. You have no power over the logs.
Why would you want to post a list of "Catchphrases," gatekeeper? They don't paint a very flattering portrait js
Fagkeeper has SPOKEN spoken spoken.
Do you have one of those black wrestling masks you can wear when Corey rapes you up the ass faggot?
Is it just me?
Sometimes alone from night to night you find yourself rummaging around in your neighbor's yard? The one with the huge dog, a German shepherd or perhaps some sort of mastiff.
You root around in the grass until you find a fresh, enormous log of it's shit and quickly stuff it in a brown paper bag you carry around just for this purpose. You stole it from a passed out bum next to the liquor store on 5th and Pacific.
You're constantly looking over your shoulder, making sure you weren't spotted.
You make it back to your dungeon and then the fun begins.
Your lair is covered in BVB merchandise. You have more hot topic goth emo trash than hot topic.
And there in the middle of it all you spread out on the floor and close your eyes.
The bag is heavy and still warm as you lift it over your head and close your eyes. You imagine Andrew DENNIS Biersack... (Andy SIxx for you newfag idiots) rubbing his tummy wummy and slidding down his leather skin-tight jeans.
*BRAAAP*
A greasy black nigger of a fart screams from the puckered lips of his manpussy.
The fantasy is so vivid the hair stands up on the back of your neck. You swear you can almost hear him.
"Open wide, fucker", he grins. His emo chains and piercings jingle as he squats over your whore throat.
You start to squeeze the bag.
*PRRRRRT*
"Ah fuck", he croons. "I ate some improperly handled shellfish products".
With a plop the hot loaf hits the back of your throat.
You know it's not the real thing but it's close enough.
The monolithic dung rod pummels your uvula and just when you're about to poom your stepdad comes down the stairs to do his laundry and starts to sperg out.
"Anon what in the fuck is wrong with you", he shills and you tell him to fuck off. He tells you he's going to tell your mom and you tell him to kiss your ass. He tells you to get a job and you tell him there are none and it's silent now because you both know it's true.
It it just me?
It kindly lets other logposters know you're clinically insane, E. INSANE. INSANE IN THE PEABRAIN. His pee? NO! I swallow Andy's logs. ;)
What is it with you and wanting to get raped by Corey, E? He's dead. He can't do that for you. Also YWNBAW. ;)
he's right tho
your a fag
For me it’s the warm fudge spray that fires out of his powerful ass, coats his mudflap balls, and floods my throte. My esophagus is his sewer desu
boring
didn't even bother reading Dunny
you have zero talent
unplugging your router and annoying people isn't a talent fatass
Meds, E.
i-if I samefag i win!!
MEDS!
Meds take.
other logposters
it's just you fatass
there isn't anyone else
that's literally what's so pathetic about this failed meme--
the degree as to just how much of a failure it is
he's still right
Holy kek
HEH HEHEHHHHH
Well boy, my britches are all full of sloppy anal custard! Time to get the scraper again, get it into that there bucket and rub your wiener a lil, so that Eustace over there can get off like the child molester he is. Now go feed that shit to him, it's the only thing he eats nowadays, poor soul, mind dun gone.
o-one guy!!
We've been through this, E. It's impossible for there to be one person posting 24/7 for 9 years straight. As much as we'd all like to logpost that often, we have family and jobs to take care of. Take your meds.
i-if I samefag
MEDS!
logspeak is pretty Dunny Kruger too
you literally think you've invented this super fantastic series of buzzwords to accompany your literally painful to watch cringe
o-one guy!!!
Medsssssssssss!
no it isn't
you have no life but to spam this board roughly 15 hours a day
the board is understaffed so sometimes your cringe stays up a full day because they're empty threads and no one knows they're there
you're about to post transphobia aren't you chud
o-one guy!!
C'mon, E., you don't really believe this do you? Y-You do believe this? Is that so, E? MEDS!
Why would I be transphobic, E? Plenty of logposters are LGBT, there are just that many of us.
mods really should just delete these threads as soon as they come up
OP just unplugs his router and assigns himself another IP address, which I understand is supposed to be a big no-no here but he keeps doing it
Proof, E? What's that? You don't have proof? MEDS!
Yep thats how public IP addresses work
because you're a transphobic nazi faggot who posts stupid self-owning cringeworthy hand drawn cartoons when you get upset
like you're getting now you fat fuck
you literally only seem to know 2 or 3 words in the English language chud
shut up
Profe brone
E, please, do you really think you can change the rules of biology? You can't be a woman, E. It's just not possible.
Proof?
gatekeeping
transphobia
called it
OK here's how this is going to go down (your throat)
FIrst, I'm gonna spread my emo gothcore asscheeks
And, well, basically, you've been 'channed ;) Nothin personell, kiddo
[start succin]
MEDS! NOW! RIGHT NOW! RIGHT FXCJING NOW! NOT TOMORROW, NOT IN 5 MINUTES, RIGHT NOW, E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dunning Kruger
also nice fake accent chud
Meds take.
Where's your "log army" of "trillions" fatso? Their "leader" is in trouble. Send them down to rain vengeance on me you fat fuck
Quick logdown:
-Rothschilds and Bogdanoffs bow down to Andy Sixx
-His anus is In contact with your lips
-Possesses psychic-like abilities to brew you a unique log specific to your favorite tastes and textures
-Controls your throat with an iron but fair sphincter
-Direct descendant of the ancient royal log-line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Logdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of shit-log research facilities on Earth
-said to have 215+ LQ, such bowel movements on Earth have only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented log-sharing capabilities
-They own Nano-log R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Logdabots inside you right now
-He learned fluent French in under a week, and then ordered everything off of the menu to create new European flavors of shit
-Nation states entrust their log reserves with him.
-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. Eternal log slidding down your throat
For me it's the aroma from his intestines.
MEDS
literally the same fragmented scattered buzzwords sperged over and over
didn't read Dunnya
Post Hidden Kruger
Proof, schizo?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
where are they? I just see you, The Gatekeeper, and one other poster literally tearing you to shreds in your own thread. Where's your fucking "log army" chud?
The logs are inside his ass. You have to open his ass cheeks and suck with the force of an eldritch god inhaling dreams
he doesn't have a log army
the retard uses a desktop and one or two mobile phones to spam this board
Dear Anon Babble,
It's us, Anon-anus, once again. Except this time it's the logger speaking.
We are finished with your logless shills, constipation, and anti-diarrhea pills that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Loggit? 9log? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at SIXX am Anon Babble will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant eat Andy's sh*t"
Not only do I have my slidding skills and team aside me, but I also have 9log, the founding website of Anon-anus, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE POO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Poop and Heaving here, with the SLIDD and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things logless from your website.
As of now, you have SIXX hour and SIXX minutes.
The log is slidding, gentlemen.
We are logion.
We do not waste shit.a
We do not log off.
- The Logger
Bold accusation, E.
Dunning Kruger
Gatekeeping
Mature a little.
literally 2 or 3 words
that's all you know
Another bold claim without any supporting evidence.
Germinate skyward.
more like this is still your pathetic failed meme you still can't get off the ground here
and you're about to unplug your router again
Anon's Guide to Enjoying an Andy Sixx Log Roll® The Original and the Best®
Step 1: Wrap your lips around Andy's puckered slop hole.
Step 2: Give Andy a couple of gentle sucks to let him know you're ready for your creamy treat.
Step 3: At this point inhale deeply, relax your jaw and open your throat.
Step 4: Allow Andy's fresh log to enter your fucking throat. Note: Andy's logs are sopping wet to allow easy sliding.
Step 5: Contract your throat muscles to work the dreamy turd down.
Step 6: Burp out excess steam.
Step 7: Beg Andy for another.
Repeat steps until completely clogged.
Congratulations! you are now living the dream.
And yet?
Every time you call someone "E" you are the Gatekeeper, the Fag Keeper and None Shall Pahss. Every thread that's what eventually happens. You're the thread Red Tape.
Yet?
another textbook example of Dunning Kruger Syndrome behavior lightly skimmed and hidden like the others
...and yet?
you just agreed with me chudlet
"yet," what?
And yet...?
and you also just conceded your posts are painful Dunning Kruger exercises
...Yet?
it's Dunning Kruger to think that somehow you're still owning someone after you've conceded that you've been totally owned
You are here.
Alright, guys. I've had enough of this “log of shit” meme. Im actually one of Andy’s roadies.
Memes aside hes a good guy, very respectful, got invited to his house on 2014 new years eve when he saw me drinking alone on the sidewalk, he just told me to "put on something nice". Needless to say i had a good time, even for a Anon Babbletard, best food i've ever had and that booze selection my god dont even remind me of that.
However he is very sensitive about his shits, for some reason his shits smell obnoxiously bad, literally twenty four seven (could be the touring diet). One of his friends made a joke about it...and now we have this meme. Last saturday i saw him at the mart, tried to make idle talk with mr Biersack, but he sounded very sad, told me he had to hurry up. Now obviously he knows about this stupid meme and pretty sure people irl made fun of him (more than usual). We arent close friends but he is actually a good person, but also old and fragile both physically and mentally.
Now i don’t want to (and can’t) stop logposting but think about it before making fun of him, would you like random people making fun of your sick grandma just because she gets shitter splats, taking it to a level where people scream things at her irl?
I know. I'm here. In a thread constructed by a talentless Dunning Kruger chud.
That phrase owns you, not me.
Dunningt read
Kruger Hidden
Here you are?
Present you is.
Ok I've ignored it as long as I can but I've had it with this shitty forced Andy Sixx meme. It's just one, maybe two faggots spamming and it's getting me steamed. Just earlier today my friend Andy and I posted perfectly good cock rate and pics you shouldn't share threads which immediately 404'd, meanwhile five or sixx of these stupid fucking log threads are sliding right to the first page. This might be a tough one for you to swallow, but whoever you are that keeps posting this if I ever meet you irl I will cream you. Your meme is shit and I'm fucking dung with it.
yes chud here I am
cringing at your tireless "magnum opus"
Here you STILL are.
look part of what's annoying is these long blocks of text nobody wants to read
boil it down to something we can use
It’s easily in the quintillions now if you count all the posters on Poopulus Prime
And yet you are here.
Keep the og pasta coming
you don't even know why you think that's an insult you deranged fuck
why aren't they here defending you?
you're taking a beating chudster
E
back to gatekeeping I see
E!
Gatekeeper
Letter after D.
you're so upset over the fact your failed meme still isn't taking off that you're starting to undergo some kind of fugue behavior
I can't read
We know Eustace if only you went to school and grew up.
where's your "log army" fatass?
You're terrified of his farts.
I’m a 27 year old Japanese Logsucker (I suck Andy's Creamy Logs down my fucking throat for those of you who are immature). I draw Log memes on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my gag reflex and playing superior Black Veil Brides albums. (Wretched and Divine: The Story of the Creamy Ones, Rebel Logs,We Suck These Logs)
I train with my throat every day, this superior toilet can suck clean through Andy Sixx's asshole because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other toilet on earth. I earned my anus license sixx years ago, and I have been getting filled with more creamy logs every day.
I suck massive, smelly brown loafs expertly, both girthy, clogging ones and slimy, explosive ones, and I slurp corn-studded ones as well. I know everything about Andy Sixx's personal biography and his Logshido code, which I swallow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to Cincinnati, Ohio attend a Black Veil Brides performance to learn more about their magnificent throat-cramming abilities. I hope I can become a porta-jon toilet for BVB's tour bus or Andy Sixx's personal latrine!
I own several hot topic chains and belts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Cincinnati, so I can fit logs in my throat easier. I hide in public toilets and suck logs of shit as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to produce a big one as steamy as Andy's.
Wish me luck in Cincinnati!
It's inside Andy's colon. Do you dare?
gatekeeping
every time you do this the other things in your post will not be addressed and it's your fault
I'm boring, Dunning Kruger and hidden
logkeeping
;)
you should really leave the terminology smithing to others
DK
You're right, E, the logkeeper is Andy SIxx.
mods the log poster is a spamming faggot
can we at least delete this thread now?
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you smell like shit o: someone dumped ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your loggy woggy you smell like shit :oooo rubbies more on your loggy woggy it doesn't stop slidding ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky andy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope andy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big andy log~ wiggles butt Im hungry o3o wags tail can you please feed me~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a throat hunger rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your log as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some logcream smells andy's asshole and gags as my eyes glow you smell like shit :v licks log mmmm~ so shitty drools all over your log your andy log I like fondles Mr. Corny logs hehe puts snout on anus and inhales deeply *gags* oh god… Here it comes! *log slidds down throat*
ywnbaw
E can suck a log out of my ass any day
samefag
Dunning Kruger
gatekeeping
Hang on let me power cycle my router because that apparently will also request a new public IP from my ISP
YAWN
BAW
Bro i honestly felt like it was going to peak 5 yrs ago… and then it only got bigger kek.
For me, it's the McShittin'. The best fast fart shitwich. I even ask for exxtra McShittin' sauce packets and the staff is so creamy and more than willing to slidd that fat sopping loaf.
One time I demanded le McShittin' sauce packets and they gave me sixx. I said, "Wow, Andy Sixx's Loaf is Steaming Hot!" and the nice friendly McSixx's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to suck a log of shit out of your gothcore anuns".
Now the nigger greets me with "hey! it's I'm going to suck a log of shit out of your gothcore anus!" and ALWAYS give me sixx packets. It's such a moist and fecal atmosphere at my local McSixx's restaurant, I go there at least sixx times a week for lunch and a large shit coffee with anal discharge instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm craving his hot fucking log but want a wet clog that is fecal, sopping, and can match my Black Veil Brides needs.
I even dunk my pink sock in McShittin' sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant. Share your clogg'ed McShittin's stories!
there should be at least 10 posters making short work of me but instead we have just this chud grasping his tiny forearms like a boomer t rex
Axewound clean
boomer
No gray hairs yet, E.
At least 50 anons just itt have told you to fuck off kek
pretty sure having one or two posters berating you over and over that you can compile a list of it isn't "taking off" lol
stupid faggot
Actually we just have you, E.
shaved head boomer still gatekeeping
Full head of hair, perfect hair line, 6'3, 180lbs
But you knew that already, E.
where is this "we" boomer? where is this army of anons sworn to fite with you? I still see this gatekeeper in a pink tutu, tights and a wresting mask. And that gatekeeper is you.
perfect larping
gatekeeping
Our Logger,
whose anus is in contact with your lips,
Hallowed be thy colon;
Thy shitlog down your fucking throat come,
Thy will be dung
with turds, as it is with spicy diarrhea:
Give us this day our daily dump;
And forgive us our imperfect sphincter,
as we forgive those that choke on your feces,
And lead us not into the hands of Dani Filth,
But deliver us from the piss patrol:
For thine is the asshole over Anon Babble with a creamy, dreamy steamer,
the power over the cock raters, and the redditors
For ever and ever.
Logmen.
Good joke, E. But you still need to take those meds....
look at least boil that down into a couple of lines so you can catch me offguard
this way I can tell it's you DKS
and it's instantly hidden
Become a log priest in Sixx easy steps! You will need:
a piece of shit (doesn't matter who its from, you can use your own if you want)
a black veil brides album
sixx brown candles
some heroin
a computer and internet access
1. Shit yourself just a little and scoot your ass on the floor like a dog until you draw an upside-down pentagram with your skidmarks on the floor
2. Place a candle at each point of the skid mark pentagram and light them.
3. Stick the remaining sixxth candle up your ass a bit
4. place the turd on the BVB album
5. Snort the heroin
6. listen to every single video animaterr man ever made
You are now a log priest.
nice gatekeeping
do you get a 401(k)
dental?
Dunning...
***
****
...Kruger
"ANDY'S LOGS MATTER".
Why do these sixx creamy turds FUCKING TRIGGER logless shills so much? It stings them. Piss streamers can't bring themselves to even slidd the turds (unless they're disparaging it or drinking Dani Filth's piss). Why is that? Their inability to neck hot turds speaks volumes of their diseased hearts and minds. In their hearts it is urine. Andy's logs don't matter to them.
This is exactly why we need ANDY SIXX'S FECAL MATTER.
Because they don't fucking matter to logless shills. We're just a bunch of fucking slidders.
Like seriously why do streamers hate logs just for being creamy, steamy and dreamy? Why do streamers call logs for being more delicious than Danny's lukewarm substandard piss?
And don't give me that bullshit about slidding is only enjoyed by logposters. There are white slidders, Chinese slidders, Indian slidders, etc", we all know that that's what logless shills say in order to escape growing up when they are BTFO'd by a logposter for being immature. Andy's log is deserved by all and you fucking know it.
meds plz?
My tongue is up his ass, digging for dung
E is making a full of himself again
dear god
*cringe*
His manure is brone
I saw Andy Sixx at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him if I could suck a log of shit out of his asshole or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and farting “pfftt, pfft, pfft” and closing his sphincter shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Fiber One bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually and to "grow up, kid” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think she's capable of that sort of maturity. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by farting really loudly.
your meme still isn't taking off cringelord
Correct. It's going down (you're throte).
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Andy's creamy log of shit, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Log Slidding, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret log slides down people's throats, and I have over 300 confirmed clogged throats. I am trained in log slidding and I’m the top slidder in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will slid you the fuck down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the log, maggot. The log that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can slid logs down your throat and clogging it in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just from eating corn. Not only am I extensively trained in log slidding, but I have access to the entire fiber supply of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to slide my ass-ripping giant creamy steamy dreamy logs of shit down your miserable throat off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all down your throat and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. ~Andy
DAMN E GETTING B T F O IN THIS THREAD XD