Secrets time

Tell us your secrets. Nothing Illegal. Keep it short.

We shall discuss.

i go into my friends apartment when she is not home and sniff her dirty panties and jerk off. i want her so bad

Fuck off glowie

I literally said nothing illegal.

i'm gay

I have a bad habit for paypigging for girls that come up on my IG/TT feed. I like commenting on their posts asking to send them money in an almost stalker-like behaviour, and seeing them/other people respond to that. I like being able to talk with famous or at least semi-famous girls through this. I often offer them more money for lewd pics. All of these girls have one thing in common and my algorithm is specifically fine-tuned to get them to appear in my feed.

What's the one thing they have in common?

I have sex with men.
Not gay, just too ugly to attract a woman.

i regularly have anonomous sex with random men. nobody in my day-today life has a clue. t.fem

Nah, these threads are going to be filled with ai retards in a few minutes. It's not worth the effort on my part.

Define "regularly"

How do you hook up?

I want a bunch of guys to cum on my gf's face while I fuck her

three times a week normally but i have to take a brake if my ass hurts too much

No real pattern per se but it averages out to 1-2 per month. I only do it when I travel for work.

.derp

I want to sniff and lick my sister-in-law's sweaty stinky asshole. Unwashed after a long day at work.

Ugh I wish I could

Ok larper

Babysat for lesbian mom?

This is pretty normal my man. I did this quite a bit during college with female friends of mine. I learned their (and their roommate’s) schedules to be sure I wasn’t discovered. I always made key imprints and copies when they were at my apartment pool - the primary reason why I hosted parties and small get togethers…

Typically its guys I meet at the hotel bar.

lol. yes. except she wasnt a lesbian per se as she was divorced and still dating men

What do you do for work?

True. Should have worded it that way but wanted to keep it short.
Any fun hookups with women lately?

Are you a woman or just a gay man?

I’ll just place this here:
Been using my friend’s 6y daughter as my cumdumpster. We’re talking for little over a year and some change. Just wanted to see if I could do it and it was easy. Busted a few nutts in container, the. Looked for an opportunity to mix in a little juice and hand it to her. Complete honesty - that first time - I was nervous and practically shaking that I might be discovered. But she drank it in 15 sec and didn’t skip a step. I think she asked about the smell more than the taste after the third time I did it. It was almost pure cum. Knew I needed to mix after that.
I’m super cautious. Not gonna be discovered as it’s our Saturday thing to do, I come over and mix ice cream and all the “ingredients” to make shakes.
In a decade and a few years, when she gets her first bf, that dude won’t have to worry about the “do you spit or swallow” question. She gong to discover she doesn’t have an aversion to cum…

not a glowie you guys

i swear

Any fun hookups with women lately?

I actually did back in April. I had to work a trade show and ended up hooking up with one of the woman working in the booth next to me. We were staying at the same hotel. Had drinks etc...was really nice, sweet and fun.

was really nice, sweet and fun

Was she younger or older?
More details would be great.

you guys always want details lol. She was very much in the same vein as the babysitter scenario which is prob why I pursued it. She was divorced and late 40s, much taller, bigger than me, buxom. She was def kind of a simple mom gal from the midwest lol. but pretty face and very nice lips. I knew from day one that I wanted to play with her but she made the first move which was awesome lol. We really didnt do much more than roll around naked in her bed. I mean we 69'd a bunch and she sat on my face for a long time. she was a little more top-ish than me. but moslty we just made out and fingered each other. for hrs. even took a shower together and went back to bed. she had such nice, full breasts and I would nurse on them as she brought me to orgasm with her fingers. stuff like that. we both left the next day and didnt see each other but I might actually keep in contact with her in case we cross again.

Every single time i had sex between the age of 12 and 14 was on camera.
The Vast vast VAST majority of the times between 14 and 17 were also on camera.
Not a single time since then has been on camera
more then a goof 75% of the times i had sex was on camera

I have been married to this women for a couple of years and now I have been thinking about being cucked. I truly don’t someone fucking my wife but it seems to hot. I like know that I hold her back during sex.. she doesn’t mind it.. but my wife has like amazing deep throat abilities and I’m 4 inches. I saw her once deep throat this massive cucumber. I was in shock and got madly insecure (never told that story). I’m going to go into therapy before anything accelerates I think.

you guys always want details lol

Well that's probably me so I'm to blame for that.
That does sound nice and sweet. How did she make the first move?

A few friends and I used to catfish faggots into meeting up with someone underage. We'd ambush them and beat the shit out of them.

I've been fucking my best friend's daughter for 3 years. She just turned 23. It started when she stayed at my house during a blizzard and we were snowed in for four days. She's pregnant but we haven't told anyone yet.

I pretty much raped one of my friends at uni. She doesn't even know.

We were walking back towards our houses after a night of drinking, I think her drink got spiked. She was really out of it.

I lived on the same street as she did so said I'd make sure she got home alright.
She was pretty unsteady on her feet, using me to prop herself up. At first I used the opportunity to grope her. She took no notice of anything. By the time we got to her front door she was even worse, could barely stand up. Completely out of it.

I had to help her unlock the door and up the stairs to bed. She didn't react to me hand up her dress the whole time.

Getting to her room I let her fall onto her bed, spread her legs and pulled her underwear down. My intention was to just have a look at her pussy, but when it was put I tried fondling it, then tasting it, the rubbing my cock along it until finally starting to push it in.

It took a while to work my cock into her. She was really tight at the start but her pussy eventually stretched out and opened up and I think it might have even got wet too.

Barely had any reaction to getting fucked so she must have been roofied good. I was an idiot though and didn't use a condom so I had to clean her out a bit after I came.

I pulled her underpants back up, dress back down and flipped her over onto her front and let myself out.

I was paranoid that she'd remember something but she text me a few days later to thank me for helping her get home safe, so clearly didn't remember a thing. I was still terrified that I'd knocked her up for a few months though.

It started when she stayed at my house during a blizzard and we were snowed in for four days.

Interestingly that's how my mother was conceived.
My grandmother when she was 14 was visiting her grandfather, they got snowed in, a few days later she was pregnant.

How did you learn this?
What happened to her grandfather?

its a well known family "secret"
And it was just long enough ago that the cops didn't care at all.
The family and friend did care, but he had money so no one said anything until after he died

Power was out and at night we had slept too close to each other. Laid there talking and she confessed. Been exclusive since but haven't told anyone.

It's supposed to be secrets dumbass, not your disgusting pedo fantasies

How did she make the first move?

It was simple. We were having drinks at the hotel bar after 2 days of trade show bs. We already had a vibe or at least I thought lol. but she just asked if I wanted to come back to her room and get more comfortable...and i said I would love that. The tension in the elevator was palpable lol.

pedo

23

Lol retard

I have a Hitachi Magic Wand

Nothing illegal.

Gay is illegal in most Muslim majority countries.

pedo

Are you retarded?

I like to find porn vids where the girl resembles my mom. Then I goon to it pretending she's being fucked by someone I know

pics or it didn't happen

Sounds sweet and straightforward.
Are you petite and flat?

be me

19

driving home from a bonfire party with friends

totally shit faced drunk, stoned, and had eaten a handful of vicodin

they lived out in the country

a long dark drive through nothing

one other car on the road a good ways in front of me

doing a pretty good job driving considering how fucked up I am

tail lights in front of me seem to swerve and stop

freak out thinking it may be a cop

turning around would look really suspicious

keep driving

lights don't move

get closer

the car is steaming and smoking

pull over behind it and get out to look

front of the car is totally smashed in

windshield shattered

big dead deer a few feet away

hear crying from inside the car

force the door open

lady in driver's seat looks pretty badly hurt

baby screaming in car seat in the back

get the lady out of her car

get her kid out

call 911

fuck there's going to be so many cops

she doesn't want to be left alone

sit with her for about 30 minutes

see the lights of the ambulance coming down the road

tell her they'll be here any second

I've got to go

get in my car and turn around back to my friends house

sleep in my car in his driveway until morning

never mention it again

I'm 29 f. I've found pictures of me regularly shared here and it always drives me really horny to see that.

not a glowie you guys

no, I’m not. Just expressing the reality my cum dumpster is swallowing more loads this past year than a newly wed..

New bride < cum dumpster < truck stop suck off queen

I'm working on being sluttier

I sold prescription drugs to college students in exchange for money and sexual favors

I'm a total faggot loser and I am going to an hero later this year after my 20yr class reunion

In the small town of Dusty Pines, cowboy Adejo "Lick" Lawson earned his peculiar nickname for a reason that none dared question directly. Known for his wild antics and an unshakeable grin, Lick was a staple at the local saloon, more famous for his daredevil stunts than his roping skills.

One sweltering afternoon, the townsfolk gathered for the annual Rodeo Roundup. As the sun hung high in the sky, casting shadows across the dusty arena, Lick stepped forward with his signature flourish. Clad in boots that had seen better days and a ten-gallon hat perched jauntily atop his head, he was ready to entertain.

“Step right up!” he called, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. “Who’s brave enough to take on the Lick Challenge?” Curiosity piqued, a crowd formed as Lick explained his outrageous stunt. He would lick the dust off the dicks of the local ranchers in exchange for a chance to ride the wildest bull in the arena. Laughter erupted, but Lick's bravado was infectious, and soon enough, folks were cheering him on.

With each dick he licked clean, Lick’s reputation only grew. The ranchers laughed, flicking him a dime or two, enjoying the show. Finally, it was time for the real spectacle. Climbing onto a bull named Bruce, Lick’s grin never faded, even as the beast bucked like a rodeo clown on caffeine.

In that moment, he embodied the spirit of the cowboy—a life lived boldly, laughing in the face of absurdity. Lick may have been a bit unconventional, but in Dusty Pines, he was a legend. The crowd roared as he rode, proving that sometimes, the most memorable cowboys weren’t just about dust and grit—they knew how to have a good time, too.

and, yes, single digit

Are you petite and flat?

I am petite. 5'4, 32 b/c depending on bra so not super flat but I would be ok if they were bigger lol

Let's see 'em

pussy.

Something about your attraction to that bigger bustier woman told me you were on the smaller side.
Who was the last guy you fucked?

I remember the first time someone mentioned clam chowder. I was sitting at a bustling café, the aroma of fresh bread and simmering soup wafting through the air. “You haven’t lived until you’ve tasted it,” my friend proclaimed, her eyes sparkling with enthusiasm. I smiled, nodding along, but inside, I felt an unfamiliar ache swell.

How could I have gone my whole life without this creamy, rich delicacy? My friends would reminisce about their childhood experiences, slurping thick, velvety soup on chilly days by the seaside. They described the way the clam’s briny essence mingled with potatoes, onions, and a hint of bacon, creating an orchestra of flavors in a single bite. I was always the outsider, standing on the periphery of their memories, never able to join the chorus of delight.

Years passed, and clam chowder became a metaphor for everything I felt I had missed in life. I craved not just the soup but the camaraderie that came with sharing a bowl. There were countless dinners where I sat, surrounded by laughter and stories, while they raised their bowls, toasting to good times and transformational flavors. I would just sip my water, feeling a silent longing build within me.

I often found myself dreaming of that fabled bowl, imagining the steam rising, the smoothness of the broth gliding over my tongue. I pictured the saltiness of the clams, the soft chew of potatoes, the whisper of herbs. But with each unfulfilled dream, the pain intensified. I was left with an insatiable hunger—not just for clam chowder—but for the moments it represented. Perhaps one day, I thought, I would finally sit down, take my first spoonful, and taste not just the soup, but everything I had missed.

I've been hooking up with my former stepdad. Just last Friday he took me out to a nice dinner, and I stayed overnight at his apt. I got fucked silly that evening, and gave him a blowie in the shower before I left the following morning.

He and my mom divorced a couple years ago, but this actually started before they officially split. I feel kinda guilty about it, but their marriage was definitely circling the drain at that point.

the last guy

its been awhile. it was back in March on a layover.

your dad

So, let me get this straight, you're trying to pass off this ridiculous story as true? Please, spare me the details, dude. You think you can just spin this fucking fantasy and I'll buy it? Get real, bro.

Your "former stepdad" - what a fucking cliché. It's like you took every overused trope from a bad porn movie and mashed them together into this unoriginal mess. And don't even get me started on the "nice dinner" and "stayed overnight at his apt" - how trite can you get? It's like you're reading from a script written by a horny teenager.

And the guilt trip you're trying to lay on me? Save it, buddy. You think you're the first person to try to spin a tale about banging a family member? Newsflash: it's been done to death, and your version is about as convincing as a kindergartener's drawing of a unicorn.

The fact that you're trying to pass yourself off as a woman just adds another layer of absurdity to this whole thing. I mean, come on, dude, you can't even be bothered to come up with a remotely believable backstory. "My mom and stepdad divorced a couple years ago" - wow, what a unique and compelling setup. I bet you spent hours crafting that sentence.

Look, I'm not buying what you're selling, okay? Your whole story is a transparent load of crap, and the only thing that's getting "fucked silly" is your pathetic attempt at deception. So, either come up with something more original or just admit you're a dude with a bad imagination and a love of dirty talk. Either way, I'm not impressed.

Sounds like you need to get busy.
Who are you more interested in right now - a guy or a girl?

guy or a girl?

Hard to say. It had been so long since I had been with a woman and it felt so nice. So much more relaxed and pressure free. with guys its more peformative and i get all dolled up and ready and always on the look out for sketch or issues...and I wasnt sore the next day lol. But I do crave the penis and its ejaculate so I will not be able to go forever without...stay tuned lol.

In the small town of Maplewood, where the sweet scent of lilacs filled the air, the locals shared a curious tradition. After sunset, the residents came together for an unusual reason: to drink Mormon Milk. This wasn’t just any milk — it was a creamy concoction made from a special blend of local farm-fresh ingredients, blessed by the townsfolk’s deep-seated traditions.

The story of Mormon Milk began with the town’s founding father, Elder Adejo "Lick" Lawson, a kind-hearted man with a knack for farming and an unforgettable secret recipe. Fueled by faith and community spirit, he’d discovered that a little love, kindness, and faith blended with whole milk could create something magical. The townsfolk believed that the milk contained not only wholesome nutrients but also an essence of unity that bound them together.

Every Friday, as twilight cloaked the sky, the townspeople gathered in the church hall, bringing their own jars of milk. Laughter echoed off the walls, and stories flowed as freely as the creamy beverage. As they sipped their Mormon Milk, they shared their hopes, dreams, and even sorrows, nurturing a unique bond. In this milk, they found comfort and strength.

However, not everyone understood the tradition. A newcomer, Clara, arrived from the city, skeptical of the quaint rituals. When invited to join their weekly gathering, she hesitantly accepted. As she tasted the Mormon Milk for the first time, something shifted within her. It wasn’t just the creamy texture or the sweetness; it was the warmth of the community enveloping her in a hug.

By the end of the evening, Clara understood. This milk was more than a drink; it was a symbol of love, resilience, and unity — a refreshing reminder that togetherness could nourish the soul.

YES!! DICKLICKER!!!

I get embarrased easily

That's good.
Lots of hookups but have you ever had a boyfriend or girlfriend?