What's the point in getting a GF if she's just going to cheat with the first dick she's alone with??

What's the point in getting a GF if she's just going to cheat with the first dick she's alone with??

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thank you for demonstrating the excuses you've told yourself, simply because you're terrified of women, and you don't have the balls to look a woman in the eyes and introduce yourself like a man

i can get a girlfriend any time. I just don't want to

Don't forget to mention she'll falsely accuse you of rape, she'll arrange for space aliens to abduct you, and she'll have the government point laser beams at you from outer space...

and any other far-fetched unrealistic excuses you can possibly think of

YOU'RE SIMPLY A COWARD
AND WOMEN CAN SEE THE COWARDICE IN YOUR EYES

nobody expected a homosexual to be interested in a girlfriend

I kind of goes without saying

FACTS
Professional CUCKOLD
FACTS

meanwhile, you've been in here, looking for other guys to masturbate with you on discord

Like I said....
It goes without saying

Stop doing meth
there's no point just go on dates and practice free love

Have you tried being less insecure and dating a woman that isn't a literal whore?

inb4 all women are whores

Just the ones desperate enough to date you.

Facts?

You don't know any facts about women
You don't have any knowledge about women

other than your mother

You have no experience with women

The only FACT here is :
You're a lonely masturbating closet homosexual

an excuse making coward, who convinced himself he's gay, simply because he's terrified of women seeing the inexperienced child behind his eyes

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Get better girls and stop acting like a bitch

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON METH

says the masturbating man who has never seen a vagina in real life before

yer a wizard 'arry

And this is YOUR SUNDAY ON SEXUAL IMPOTENCE

every week it's the same thing with you

impotent Friday
impotent Saturday
impotent Sunday
impotent Monday
impotent Tuesday
impotent Wednesday

and..... Do you want to say it for me?

triggered meth head kek

That shit shouldnt be on your mind unless shes a skank. Ive fucked lots of girls in relationships but I had no desire to pursue them. There are good girls around and it becomes quite obvious who is who once you have experience

i'm glad to be impotent since bringing a child into this world is cruel until it improves

triggered into heterosexuality?

yep! back when I was 15, Lori McClendon took off all of her clothes in my bedroom, and it triggered me into losing my virginity

HOW'S THE LONELY DEHUMANIZING EMASCULATING MASTURBATION WORKING OUT FOR YOU SO FAR, LITTLE BOY?

trust me
4 BILLION WOMEN are even happier that you're impotent

On some real shit. Think of it like this. Stop thinking in terms of male/female. We are both human and have human tendencies. The same way we look at Katy Perrys tits, women also look at the men they like in the same way. There will always be others you and ur gf/bf find attractive. At the end of the day, if you fuck others, its more like masterbating, no serious emotion. As opposed to a gf who is literally just a best friend you can fuck, which isnt half bad granted you dont get a crazy bitch

sure now tell me when you got """sober"""

RE: YOU'RE MORE LIKE A WOMAN THAN YOU ARE A MAN

regarding your lack of sexual experience, how does it feel to have EMASCULATED YOURSELF?

Yes I agree because the world is a fuck

almost everything you said was stellar, with the exception of two mistakes

You misspelled the word masturbation

and crazy girls are actually the most fun in bed, and the most fun when you look back years later in retrospect

Youre just too young to realize it yet

Riding the bipolarcoaster pussy is the best

AGAIN:

I know you want people to think all four billion women on planet Earth emasculated you

But that's not true

YOU EMASCULATED YOURSELF

how's that working out for you?

I can get a girlfriend anytime I want

hahaha!!!

no....
no, dumbass you CAN'T

I like mental women

So you get low value pussy? Oh right you have sex with drug addicts and act like they're keepers

I can get a girlfriend anytime I want to

no..... actually

No ... you CAN'T
women don't like you. Never have

I'm not emasculated my dick is visible and can get coochie but not worth keeping around new pussy is always exciting and without strings it's almost stress free

the world is a fuck

true... LIFE = FUCKING

we don't exist to develop a cure for cancer

we don't exist to build a bigger spaceship

WE EXIST TO REPRODUCE

That's our only purpose

YOU ARE A DYSFUNCTIONAL MACHINE

you are an ABNORMIE™

..... thank you for demonstrating your laughable lack of real life experience

(nobody expects a larvae to have the insights of a survivor)

cool i don't need to fit in except in gash when it's available and willing

I didn't stutter

YOU EMASCULATED YOURSELF
with your lonely little hand

hahahahahaha

how's that working out, little girl?

(in my eyes, your lack of experience makes you a woman, the complete opposite of a man)

You don't even qualify as a child in my opinion

You're much more of a woman
But you already realize this fact

in fact, it was your choice

as if that ever happens hahaha Go play another video game, Mr Minecraft

Sure that's why I have experience and can say what you value is garbage to keep around and likely drove you to drug abuse johnny

I don't play video games i play with you like now

again: And I mean this most sincerely-

thank you for proving how little you actually understand

for a minute there, people might have actually thought you had some real knowledge

But you cleared that up for us, didn't you?

that come down is going to keep you afk for a week blessed be

to keep around

I never said anything about permanency

I never said anything about long-term

I didn't stutter, and it wasn't a question:
CRAZY GIRLS ARE THE MOST FUN IN BED

exactly what about that statement made you think I was talking about permanency?

see?.. The reason you don't actually know anything is because you're too busy CONVINCING YOURSELF THAT YOU ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING

But you don't

in fact, you don't know Jack fucking shit
You're not even paying attention to my words

You're putting words in my mouth

You're applying your own predetermined fag show onto my words

again: CRAZY GIRLS ARE THE BEST IN BED

But how would you know that?

30m anon. No. They mightve been fun for sex, but everything else was just bullshit. Lmao they all cheat eventually

between you and I.....
YOU The only one who's ever played Grand theft Auto

YOU are the only one who's played Minecraft

YOU are the only one who grew up playing super Mario Brothers

YOU are the one whose mother allowed you to sit on your ass playing video games like a little girl

If you claim you've never played video games YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR

YOU ARE THE VIDEO GAME PLAYER,
And I've never touched a goddamn video game in my entire fucking life

I never said

what is a girlfriend?
That meth got you tweaking

crazy girls are the best

not worth it look at yourself as an example
A laughingstock on a loser forum acting like a parent to make up the fact you couldn't for your own son

EVERYBODY CHANGES THEIR MIND EVENTUALLY

men do it, too....

we all reserve the right to change our mind

And yes:
I said
THE MOST FUN IN BED

anybody who tries applying anything more to my words is obviously grasping for straws

CRAZY GIRLS FUCK BETTER THAN SANE GIRLS

It's just a basic fact of life

It's a fact?
No it isn't that's an opinion

I never said anything about GIRLFRIENDS OR WIVES OR DURATION OF THE RELATIONSHIP

see?... You're literally grasping for straws

Again, straw grasper:
CRAZY WOMEN ARE THE BEST IN BED

years later, looking back in retrospect, they are the most fun memories

those are the ones you'll actually remember the most

You inexperienced little larva
If you're really really lucky
You might live to be my age
and FINALLY you'll understand

CRAZY WOMEN ARE THE BEST IN BED

OPINION
not a fact

wrong again....

It's only an 'opinion' until you've actually experienced it firsthand

That's like saying "sugar is sweet"
It's only an opinion
until you've actually eaten sugar Just shut the fuck up

LEARN HOW TO SPELL THE WORD MASTURBATION CORRECTLY, since you've been doing so much of it lately

That's like thinking "gay men enjoy sex with other males" is an opinion

I'm sorry you're inexperienced

It's only an 'opinion' until you've actually experienced it firsthand

That's a subjective experience and I had crazy women and the sane ones were better but i'm not saying they're the best because it's my experience and it might not be the same for everyone but I can say crazy women are not fun and they're just stressful and demanding

It is not the same try again take a hit off the glass dick and concentrate

earlier I was scrolling through some of my image files, and I stumbled across a few photographs of SHAWNA

Shawna was hot as fuck
and SOOOOO CRAZY !!
(she had bipolar, but the crazy I'm talking about is much more than just a psychiatric disorder... her version of crazy entailed 'Not being afraid of anything, and doing whatever the fuck she wanted', and laughing in people's faces the entire time)

she was so much fun

For example, One night we were about to go out and party, and we realize it was getting late and we hadn't eaten, so I took her to Red Lobster Believe it or not

And after we were seated at our table, there was a family seated at the table near us, and the father kept looking over and staring at Shawna

suddenly without any warning, shawna got up, walked over to their table, and plopped herself down in the father's lap!!!

SHE SAT IN HIS LAP RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE AND KIDS !!!!

And I swear to God...
All the sudden she goes, "yummy! That looks good!" and grabbed some of the shrimp off his plate and started eating it!!

gave him a kiss on the cheek and thanked him for the shrimp, and marched back over to our table, and I ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING!

was I embarrassed?... FUCK NO!!!IT WAS HILARIOUS !!!!! she put that dude in his spot, because he kept staring at her like a pervert right in front of his wife

So Shawn turned the tables on him
CRAZY STYLE

by the time we left the restaurant, we were both literally holding each other up, almost stumbling out the door we were laughing so hard

(she wasn't my girlfriend)

she was amazing in bed
He was just as crazy in bed
she was in your father's lap at dinner

CRAZY PUSSY IS THE MOST FUN IN BED

You arr convincing people that they should live the opposite of you.

glass dick

inexperienced novices rely on predictable Trendy catch phrases they've gleaned online

these empty catch phrases are intended to replace actual knowledge

You don't know jack shit about drugs or life or girls

I realize you think you're 'overly experienced with women'

YOU ARE A LARVA

You're a toddler

I had more experience with women than you by the time I was 16 years old

Go learn some more catch phrases, inexperienced little toddler

This thread sucks.

I don't give a fuck how you or anybody else lives

It's not like you could ever measure up to my ball sack, not even with a step ladder

So why would I care about what level of failure you reach?

YOU'VE NEVER HAD A CRAZY GIRL SIT IN A FATHER'S LAP AND EAT FOOD OFF HIS PLATE IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE AND KIDS

wow you and the girl you're fucking laughed in his face

You've never lived

You're a sheltered little sissy

And all of your 'vast experiences' Don't hold a candle to My slowest day

pipsqueak
You're a sexual and social pipsqueak
But you already know that

That sounds awful. Ive had 1 crazy gf and she was very hot and mollested at a young age by her grandfather. Literally the only good part was the sex.

when I found those pictures of Shawna earlier, I almost posted them, and then I stopped and said to myself, "I'm not going to dox her, because she treated me very well"

you'll have to just use your imagination

she had a perfect ass and tiny perky tits
a big smile and bright eyes
The life of the party

something you've never had before

CRAZY PUSSY IS THE BEST IN BED

but how would you know that?

Grab your rose and choreboy
I wanna see you on the moon with a glass rocket
I want you abducted by aliens like elvis and come back like the raeliens predicted and tell us about that alien pussy
Tell me about the queen xenomorph

which brings me back to my original statement:

"crazy girls are actually the most fun in bed, and the most fun when you look back years later in retrospect. youre just too young to realize it yet. riding the bipolarcoaster pussy is the best"

SEX..... BEST .... OFF THE CHAIN....

(But having the entire Red Lobster restaurant watch you with their jaws hanging to the floor as you stumble out the front door laughing at everybody is a lot of fun. You should try it one day)

Rose and chore boy

once again proving you don't know anything about me or drugs

You're just a bunch of cheap catch phrases

because honestly? You've always been too afraid to jump into life head first

of course you have no experience
You're afraid

I don't give a fuck how you or anybody else lives

Then stop patronizing? Meth addled fuck

hold on a minute

let me see if I can't find those pictures of Shawna again

I think you'd enjoy seeing her ass

Yea get me horny you faggot you always say turning on others is gay and here you tweaked out hypocrite

meth

see?.. Just like I keep saying..
YOU QUITE LITERALLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DRUGS

You keep saying these stupid trendy catch phrases, thinking it makes you seem knowledgeable

IT'S MAKING YOU LOOK STUPID

IT'S PROVING HOW UNKNOWLEDGEABLE YOU ACTUALLY ARE

You also don't know anything about psychology

nor have you ever studied internal medicine

nor have you ever studied pharmacology

You can't draw, you can't paint
You can't play piano, I doubt you can play guitar worth a shit (I bet you know three chords)

You can't sculpt, you can't write music, you can't talk people out of $7,000 in 5 minutes, having never met them before

You can't talk seven women in the bed with you at the same time

You can't talk your way backstage and hang out with celebrities, drinking their wine and eating their cheese

because you're afraid

because you're afraid to take RISKS

HENCE YOUR MEDIOCRITY

Mine was crazy in a downer way. Her alcoholic mom was always inventing illnesses. My gf ran with whatever crazy shit she said. I met her dad and he just stared at me and said your famous you know. He told her she should get a job at Hooters to show them what talent looks like

tweaked out

see?.... again... You and your trendy little catch phrases

You don't know the difference between tweaking and geeking

You have no experience

BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO AFRAID TO BE DYNAMIC

YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE IN FEAR OF TAKING RISKS

THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO BLAND AND MEDIOCRE

A lot of your statements about someone you know nothing about. So you're actually saying you're a nigger, you're slow, you're a poor sad little bitch, you actually do act like a faggot, you make bad decisions that's why you're living in shambles.

Lolvis. Meds. Now.

This is all very believeable

she was raised by human garbage
her mother had histrionics
And I'm sure the daughter adopted them as well, here and there.. occasionally, as part of her bizarre psychology

molested by her father? That wasn't her fault

are you aware more than half of all people were molested or inappropriately touched, or had some other form of unwanted physical and sexual contact?

So although it wasn't her fault
is also no excuse for her to act out

still, those are the type of girls you want as long-term girlfriends

But there's nothing wrong with riding the bipolarcoaster™ with your dick for a little while

(I'm surprised none of you mentioned how good the term bipolarcoaster is)

It's an original

When you don't care what they do and they still come begging back to you is when you've mastered the art of women. I've been with plenty of women in my life and never once given a shit about what they get up to behind my back. Turns out none of them have felt the need to as far as I'm aware and if I'm wrong. I still don't care lol. It's win win.

You appear to be histrionic

shambles

we live in a very expensive condominium high-rise

I'm happily married
exactly what shambles are you talking about, lonely masturbating douchebucket?

You're the one living in shambles

You were washed up before you ever even started

Not only was it believable
was also 100% ACCURATE

Best thread on Anon Babble award Congrats

If it isn't our good friend Dr gaming chair

exactly which medication would you recommend, doc?

Yes you're living so well you waste time on Anon Babble reminiscing and patronizing people and giving bad advice

OOPS!! OOPS!!

I JUST NOTICED A TYPO!!!!

I meant to say:
those are NOT the type of women you want in a long-term relationship

For some reason, speech to text didn't catch the word NOT

7 women at the same time? I would need to hire an event planner

thank you for demonstrating You didn't even bother to Google the definition of histrionics

You literally don't even know what it means

HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING RIGHT BEFORE?

you need all of them or the fast iron pill

I never said I was "living so well"

is that your only technique?

whenever you're losing an argument, is your technique always FABRICATING WORDS THEY NEVER SAID?

because it's not very effective

You haven't landed one yet today

I'll be sure to let you know as soon as your little distraction technique begins to work

What makes a man successful with women and a man unsuccessful with women, in your opinion? What are your thoughts on hookers?

Have you? You keep going on about these mistakes you made and coping saying they're fun
When did your son talk to you last?

Wow, what a weird phrasing of the question! You must be an angry little troll living under his mom's house. Maybe women are right to cheat on your pathetic ass? Retard

thoughts on hookers?

There is no need for prostitutes because of how the modern dating system works

facts

What's your deal? Why spam threads on Anon Babble about how successful you are with women?

well, in all honesty.. I never actually talked those seven women into bed

It was my girlfriends who did the talking
and yes... plural GIRLFRIENDS

I had TWO live in girlfriends...
as in: we all three slept together in the same bed

and we got off work at the strip club that night, having made a shitload of money. everybody in the club made a ton of money that night.

So they asked two other girls if they wanted to come home and get high and fuck, and we called a cab

But we had to call a second taxi because Three more strippers decided to come home with us, as well

and it took me almost an entire weekend to finish the job, but I fucked all seven of them by myself, 100% true

(This was in the '80s, and there was a bit of a sexual revolution afoot)

But although I wasn't the one who actually talked to them into it, my statement still stands:

there's no way he could talk seven women into bed

no fucking way... Not in a million years

But I definitely fucked seven women I was like 23 years old maybe 24?

in other words, you don't know anything about internal medicine or pharmacology?

I guess it's safe to presume You couldn't carry on an intellectual conversation about psychology, either?

maybe you shouldn't be giving medical advice

That's two different questions. let me answer hookers first:

A: would you pay a man money to pretend he was your friend?

then why would you pay a woman to pretend she thought you were interesting? isn't that a bit emasculating in itself?

now for the first question:
a: SELF-CONFIDENCE

He has histrionic disorder co-occuring with drug addiction
HPD is not just being dramatic or attention-seeking occasionally—it involves pervasive and inflexible behavior patterns

I talked to him two days ago. He's coming to visit me.

when's the last time you had real ammunition before you tried starting a battle?

a battle you are incapable of winning, Even if you had ammunition, which you don't?

Why the fuck YOU here?

I'm here to get under the skin of easily offended, thin-skinned, inexperienced adult males

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE SO MUCH?

Cope lol

lol @ you googling because you don't even know what the fuck you're talking about

QUIZ TIME:
(If you Google the answer I'll know it immediately, little boy, so fasten your safety belt)

QUESTION: what histrionic symptomology is usually displayed by women, and which histrionic symptomology is usually displayed by men?

again: If you copy the answer from the internet, I'm going to bitch slap you really hard

You've got 15 seconds

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SHIT

would you pay a man to pretend he was your friend?

I get what you're hinting at, the idea that you'd be paying someone for an artificial experience that mimics the genuine. If you don't know how to paint your walls, you might contract a painter. Yes, you're not paying because she wants to suck you off, you're paying cause she's selling. I'm not saying you're wrong, cause there are plenty of men who have sex with women who want to have sex with them and paying for it is not like that.

self-confidence

This might be self-explanatory but isn't always simple.

That's why you're here?

to cope?

Great answer

I'll tell you why you're actually here:
Target practice for me

You're my punching bag
And you're not going anywhere

you copy the answer from the internet, I'm going to bitch slap you really hard

You won't do shit

shut the FUCK!!! UP!!! EUSTACE!!!

lol @ him feverishly trying to Google the answer 'histrionic symptomology of women versus men'

hahahahahaha

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY REAL KNOWLEDGE

YOU END UP GOOGLING ANSWERS
TRYING TO LOOK KNOWLEDGEABLE
TRYING TO SAVE FACE

Your 15 seconds are up!!!
You failed the quiz

why u here so much?

Boredom, mostly.
Killing time. Habit

I am doing no such thing

isn't always this simple

Yes it is
I'm not arguing with you
Not being oppositional

Yes it is that simple

Not the log fag. The quality of this board is shit because of all the spam

for a minute I thought he was going to say he recommended I take 250 mg of log down my throte

Anon Babble has always been shit and if you want quality you need to go to where it has some modicum of standards

It is that simple

Well when you put it like that

I retract my statement, you're right.

EGG..... ZACTO.... MUNDO.....

I'm here because I'm pretty much pseudo retired at this point, and I'm just keeping myself entertained

I'm a phone fag
So I can shit post on the move
I can do this shit while standing in line in a convenience store, I do quite frequently

I'm just here to entertain myself

(and to me, confrontational performance art is entertaining)

there's your answer...
That's the real thing you were looking for

confrontational performance art

I'm actually a really really nice guy in real life

long fag has a very unique high quality creative concept he's developed and polished it in something quite magnificent

He and I work in completely different ways

But disruption and rebellion are the goals

building against you guys
YOU RUINED Anon Babble, NOT THE LOGFAG

Me?.... I've been doing a highly specialized, completely original, totally unique, stylized version of CONFRONTATIONAL PERFORMANCE ART online since before most of you were born

That's why I'm here

I'm just having fun
pushing people's buttons
and seeing what they're made out of

seeing how thin their skin truly is

cope

today my speech to text is acting up

everybody please forgive the typos
I realize you guys are actually HIGHLY INTELLIGENT

I'm not joking
I could be at any website right now
But you guys are MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT then the average person out there

So I realize you're all smart enough to read between the lines, And when you see a speech to text typo, I'm confident you're smart enough to realize what I was trying to say

But I'm a mother fucking STICKLER for proper grammar

So please forgive any typographical errors

Have you ever contemplated the fact that you actually ALLOWED yourself to become an image board parody might have something to do with why girls don't seem to be interested?

perhaps if you laid off the image board catch phrases a little bit?

it's not a catchphrase when encapsulates exactly what you're doing which is formulating believable cope
You're being retarded on purpose that is

and although logfag and I work in completely different ways....

as a long time disruptor....

I APPLAUD HIM!!!!!........

as I'm getting older and older, it's reassuring to see he's got it under control

I can die with a smile on my face knowing how many people get pissed off by him in here

(they're simply too stupid to understand what he's doing)

yeah yeah yeah it's not just one guy so who are you applauding?

now it's your turn to show us a picture of you fucking your girlfriend in the ass

after all.....
You claimed to be a real Romeo, right?

I never said it was one guy

I thought I said you guys are smart enough to read between the lines

let me rephrase that:
MOST of you are

What kind of toppings do you prefer on your pizza?

Faggot next time you yap about others being gay turning others on this will come up

It depends.....................

no meat... That's my only real criteria

I'm open to anything that doesn't involve dead animals

LOOK EVERYBODY!!!!!!!

I finally found the guy who thinks anal sex with a woman means you're gay

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WEIRD AS FUCK !!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA

(Like I said. I have created a system that brings the thin-skinned easily offended sissies to the surface)

and after all these years... You could say I'm a bit of an expert

No it's gay you're trying to turn me on and showing me sexual images

I would actually explain the 'theory' behind Logfag...

like 'music theory'.......

But if the thin-skinned easily offended sissies knew.....

It wouldn't be fun anymore

So I'm just going to keep my mouth shut about what he's actually doing

me?.... I relate to him because for decades I've been TAKING ON DOZENS OF MEN SIMULTANEOUSLY ONLINE

I managed to run circles around dozens of men simultaneously

So does he You've got to salute that type of dedication

What's the point in getting a GF if she's just going to cheat with the first dick she's alone with??

That incel rhetoric has trained you to believe that, anon. There are some awesome chicks out there, but I will agree it's not really worth it. I prefer the company of pals and pups these days. No drama, no fear, no manipulation

no sir......

It wasn't meant to turn you on

It was meant to get a reaction

(The reaction speaks volumes)

You started your comment SO DAMN WELL

But you finished it with self-defeat

I agree with you completely about pups (cats are more intelligent and less high maintenance) and good friends

But none of those things mean shit if you don't have a life companion

a team mate

everything has its risks and benefits, but the risks are not a justification for never jumping in headfirst

sometimes you simply got LET GO
because everything is going to be okay

God damn I don't know what the fuck is going on with speech to text today

It's missing words big time

I'm saying words that don't even show up in the text. weird

Cope the reaction you sought was me being sexually stimulated negatively and you to have some dom sexual experience from it

ahh im virile you're not mmm yes im stroking my ego/cock right now

The beginning of your post was 100% spot on

absolute solid gold. Good work, sir

The second half?.....
You and I should go out partying one night

I'll change your mind

Do you know what Freudian slips are?

I'm starting to think you might be on the wrong board

everything up until the word 'but' was absolutely perfect

everything after the word 'but' was reverting right back to OPs justifications for never even trying

I think you are posting porn at people to be dominating. I explicitly inferred you not to and like a sexual psychopath you did anyway violating me you disgusting faggot

I'm already dominating you

I was dominating you before you were born

It's not like I have to put any effort into it

No you're not lol it is the opposite

go clean your gaming chair

if it turned you on THAT much....

we've got several videos on pornhub and a couple other sites

trust me.....

you'll definitely need to clean that chair after watching me brutalize her asshole

Johnny i'm disrespecting you, making you a joke, making you a fool by sexually exploiting you for my amusement
you're getting dominated

most men don't get THAT turned on by my dick

hmmm

I bet you want to show me a link faggot
link it homo turn me on

let me know when you get started

You got a gaydar hmm?
Gaydars are for gay men to find eachother

most guys at least TRY to hide how aroused they've become

you're laying all out on the table, huh?

You're late and you're useless now playing hide and seek instead of being proud enough to show me your videos of you getting fucked

I'm confident you'll find them

keep looking

I'll lay you on the table

Make it easy bitch
Not so proud now huh?
Emasculated bitch

IMPOTENCE LOOP SYNDROME™

when somebody is so stunned and affected by your words, the only thing impossibly think of as a response is THE WORDS YOU JUST USED

Their brain gets stuck on pause, trapped in the loop of what they just heard, And although they are trying to come up with a response, THEY PARTOT YOUR WORDS INSTEAD

PARROT
*

cant differentiate between pride & self confidence

If he was self confident he should be confident to show it
He isn't because he's a punk cowardly sissy
my sissy

lol @ how you allowed "I was dominating you before you were born" to get under your skin

like I said

I'm a professional
Don't try this at home

Sure uhh where's the video mr.bragger

which one?

we've got several online, tyke

thirsty little girl

any you give me what you think will make me stiff for you fag

based

Don't forget to mention she'll falsely accuse you of rape, she'll arrange for space aliens to abduct you, and she'll have the government point laser beams at you from outer space...

you fucking John Travolta disco faggot... you make me RAVOLTA and wanna vomit