Ask a lonely alcoholic everything

I'd rather not. That's why I ever since I was 15 years old and I got hired at a nightclub to be the doorman (I swear to God I was 3 years too young to even be on the property, but they hired me as the doorman) Me and everybody else who's cool has been AVOIDING ALCOHOLICS LIKE YOU at all costs

alcohol is a disgusting excuse for a drug

That's a big bottle or a small laptop

I swore to God

this is how americans actually talk

Do you have any reccommendations for alternatives?

When I was in rehab all the most pathetic miserable people were alcies. Even worse than heroin and crackheads. That shit will chew you up and spit you out. Stop now, assuming you're not already too far gone.

also:

if you're going to drink gasoline, at least buy something good

SINGLE MALT ONLY

you're taking the liq road with blended garbage

If it's not single malt
It doesn't deserve to be called Scotch whiskey

it's Just cheap blended garbage

"with a hint of smoke"
marketing double speed

NO PEAT

"well rounded" = we saved money by using several different cheaper grains

Whatever gets you drunk no need to be pretentious when you're a drunk

I'm drinking to get drunk m8. Bells is cheap. I don't care about your booze snobbery

Average drinking frequency? A bottle a day?

Q: are you aware that all liquor is actually just VODKA?

(ethanol)

The shitty discount blended whiskey you're drinking is nothing more than the flavored vodka

You sound like a nigger smoking the shittiest crappiest Mexican schwag weed

If I'm going to smoke some weed, I prefer some high-end indica

I'm sorry if you were born without any class

(Don't tell me you can't afford a bottle of single malt scotch?)

imagine someone smoking some shitty horse hair Mexican garbage weed sprayed with paraquat and filled with seeds popping as he hits the shitty joint

"no need to be a marijuana snob"

hahahaha

It has nothing to do with snobbishness

and EVERYTHING to do with
Not settling for garbage

yep..... vodka is nothing more than just straight ETHANOL

ETHANOL = VODKA
VODKA = ETHANOL

gin is ETHANOL with juniper berries

rum is ETHANOL with molasses

bourbon is ETHANOL with burnt oak

they're all vodka
from a chemical standpoint

Shut up go back to your meth and tell me the nusnces between juan and jamals shards

How do you deal with that petrol-aftertaste kickback on shit like bells? It always makes me gag.

lol @ you can't afford quality alcohol

hahahaha weird
ITS REALLY NOT THAT EXPENSIVE

maybe if you got a JOB?

What about alcoholics makes you avoid them?

(He can't convince his mother to buy him a bottle of single malt scotch, but $18 is doable)

He just openly admitted having no taste whatsoever

Litre a day at this point. Sometimes. A little more. If I don't get my medicine my heart goes absolutely insane and I have to consider medical attention.

THE ALCOHOLISM

Neither can you because it goes to the best meth that keeps you do geeked you hit it twice and forget you did at all. Which is better to buy from apes or roaches?

hahahaha So your body stopped functioning?

good

that's the universes way of saying your times up

don't you ignore me you want attention I'm giving you attention have you ever met a Gook that didn't do math?

maybe if you went to McDonald's, and got a job?

a bottle of The Glenlivet ISNT going to make or break you

Not after you got your first paycheck from McDonald's

you'll still have enough left over to give your mother $30 for the Wi-Fi you've been riding

I don't wanna work at McDonald's I want to do meth like you and I wanna go where it is the best to get it from apes roaches or fucking eels you tell me fuck

when buying marijuana, Never buy the stuff covered in mold with pubic hairs and insects mixed in it, even if it's 50% off

And when you're buying alcohol, NEVER BUY BELLS BLENDED WHISKEY

If buying cocaine common never buy the stuff that numbs your gums too much, because that's actually cut with procaine

when buying alcohol, GET A FUCKING JOB

are you gonna buy it for me?
No you're not then shut the fuck up
Do you realize you were going on fort and telling grown man what to buy?
do you work for these companies are you getting paid?

what if I told you I got a job?
Can't do what I wanna do why do I gotta listen to you?
You got a crush on me or something you want what's best for me?

Anon has never been out his base

What's that supposed to mean?

I'm an alcoholic too and it sucks... I would do better drugs if I could, but alcohol is so easy to get I "deal" with it these days... I'd rather be tripping balls on acid, shrooms, snorting ketamine, molly, and taking a handful of xanax, but I basically just drink beer and smoke weed all day now... Wooooohoooo -_-

Are you lonely because you're an alcoholic or an alcoholic because you're lonely?

Now there's a question

been there, done that, wouldn't recommend it. its not a good way to go through life. there's confusion about how much alcohol does it take to get dependent because it does depends on the person, but a liter of hard alcohol a day over a couple weeks will do it for everyone.

if health problems aren't good enough motivation for you take it seriously and cut back you're probably going to die from complications. Unfortunately that usually goes slowly. Slowly still adds up. I'm 30s now and don't need to worry about retirement, if everything goes perfect i'll make it into my 50s.

Op here. Thanks for the reply brother. I can tell by your words that you've been through it. I'm suffering rn. I went to rehab. I thought it worked. Obviously it didn't. I'm on a path to hell

Why did you choose to be lonely?

you gotta get off that shit. go get medically detoxed and move into a decent sober living (halfway) house and hit those AA meetings. that's the route I went and I'm 5 months sober as of yesterday.

Why are you such a pathetic piece of crap?