Goon culture is so interesting

Cus it's no longer "I just watch porn", it's I "LOVE" watching porn and I know I'm a porn addict but I don't care and most of them are either a sissy or a cuck. you CAN'T be a "straight" gooner, they just don't exist.

any gooners online right now? How much porn change your taste in women, kinks and sexuality in general.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A 'PORN ADDICT'

there are only PRISONERS

of their own self-imposed
FEAR OF EVEN TRYING
FEAR OF BEING REJECTED

so they NEVER, EVER TRY

cowards.... little boys...

lol @ addicts hahahahaha

cowards.... little boys...

you're only feeding to their kinks by saying this =_=

I would say I goon from time to time, but I don't know if I fit your definition of "gooner" is, since I'm not a sissy or a cuck or an addict. I just like to get high and enjoy an extended cooming session while enjoying pornographic sensory overload from time to time. It's an indulgence like any other to me.

RE: STRAIGHT

theyre not heterosexual

masturbation isn't sex

they're ASEXUAL
and they ALL become gay
due to desperation
the desire for human sexual interaction becomes so profound....
they all become gay

(while continuing to post pics of women, pretending to be heterosexual, while looking for mutual masturbation WITH OTHER MALES)

i do love porn but I don't like watching it because it's been tiresome for years at this point

This.
Nothing better than a nice joint and a prolonged gooning session, but if you do it too often it quickly loses its appeal

mental illness.

It can't be just that

losers with the ladies because you're terrified of women, and don't look women in the eyes, and never introduce yourself to them out in public.

And you consider your sexual failure and impotence some form of 'triumphant accomplishment'?

hint:
with the exception of smoking the joint, you've reached the level of the average 12 year-old boy

I'm sure your parents are quite proud

The internet is 95% pornography

there are literally SEVERAL BILLION pornographic videos and images available at your fingertips, most of them completely free...

So it's not the pornography or masturbation that brings you here...

You don't need any help finding pornography

IT'S THE OTHER MALES
You're here for other men to participate in your sexuality

You remind me of a guy who tells his buddy "I'd like to jack off to some of the same porn you've been jacking off to"

like somehow wanting to SHARE YOUR MASTURBATION with other men

The fact of the matter is...
You're dysfunctional..
which is exactly why you're masturbating

(since I was 15 years old, if I wanted to ejaculate, there was always a female to handle it for me)

You're a dysfunctional man

Who comes here
for the closet latent homo erotic conceptualization

OF PARTICIPATING IN MASTURBATION WITH OTHER MALES

But you never spend any effort introducing yourself to women

You never have sexual conversations with women

You don't ask any women to help you masturbate

You don't ask any women to supply you with porn

YOU ARE HERE FOR THE OTHER MEN
NOT FOR ANY PORNOGRAPHY

If you wanted pornography, there'd be no reason to come here. you'd be on a porno website

You're here for the OTHER MEN

YOU ARE A CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL

(and no matter how much you deny it, every single word I just said is 100% accurate)

Anon you don't know me, I literally had sex earlier today and I'm planning to goon later. It's enjoyable enough that I do it occasionally even with a consistent sexual partner. Your narrow sexual horizons aren't my problem

Didn't read schizo

I make AI chicks so the jews dont get my click revenue. my tastes have remain bland for my entire life. 1 girl solo will always be hotter than a bunch of monkey dicks and bodily fluids to me since I get to use my brains computing power to fill in the rest.

It's actually not mental illness at all

That's completely wrong

IT'S AN INABILITY TO CONQUER THEIR FEAR

If they could conquer their fear of rejection, they'd be asking women to help them masturbate

INSTEAD, THEY ASK OTHER MEN TO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR MASTURBATION

their inability to conquer their fear of rejection leads to an eventual acceptance of homosexuality, eventually becoming so desperate for sexual interaction with another human being, and having masturbated themselves into a self-imposed prison, they eventually think a pair of testicles on their chin is an acceptable outlets for their unrequited Pre-K misinterpretations and sexual desires

Goon for fat lipped bimbos

FACT:

when you trim away all of the excuses, justifications and rationalizations...

The false facade of heterosexuality, posting images of women while actually seeking mutual masturbation with other men...

The fact of the matter is:
THEY'RE NOT HETEROSEXUAL

at the very most, they are only ASEXUAL

(masturbating is not sex. It's tickling yourself. heterosexuality requires sex with the opposite gender)

the very best.....
they are only ASEXUAL......

dysfunctional sex machines
the lemon that rolled off the conveyor belt at the factory...

It doesn't take long for these desperate men to finally embrace HOMOSEXUALITY

AGAIN: straight men do not ask each other "would you like to talk about girls while we both masturbate together?"

those men are HOMOSEXUALS

But even more importantly
those men are COWARDS

nobody hates people for being gay
we hate people for COWARDS

who can't even be honest with THEMSELVES

....... fuck you losers
YOU RUINED Anon Babble, not Logfag

YOU RUINED IT
And now there's a movement afoot, a new motivation to get rid of you losers in here
we intend on making it very uncomfortable for you guys

even fi you're not a sissy or a cuck, people like you ALWAYS have a tendencies toward it.
I think what's the real difference between a gooner and some one who watch porn is that, Gooners fetishize their own addiction. while normal porn watcher don't.

What kind of porn do you watch?

But you're terrified of women

You call them bimbo's and whores
sluts and tramps

almost as if they are somehow below you

BUT YOU'RE TERRIFIED OF WOMEN
You're not fooling anybody, Romeo
WOMEN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU

THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ALONE
WOMEN DON'T LIKE YOU
THEY LOOK DOWN THEIR NOSE AT YOU

YOU'RE TERRIFIED OF THEM
That's why you never interact with them

You don't have any female friends
You don't even have a generic platonic friendship with a female

they scare the fuck out of you
because they see
The cowardly Little child
hiding behind your eyes

You're a homosexual

Go jack off with some dude on discord, loser

This isn't a porn site

Obviosuly, duh.

what kind of porn do you watch?

careful, sassy pants....
now even YOURE entering the realms of homosexuality

hint: Men don't discuss their masturbation with other men

BUT YOU'RE TERRIFIED OF WOMEN

that isn't terrified at all, if anything that's misogyny.

no shit

obviously? WRONG.

It has nothing to do with mental illness

by the way, exactly which organic psychiatric disorder are you associating this with?

on what page of the DSM will I find this disorder?

YOU KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY

'mental illness' is SLANG
That's not real psychological terminology

If you're going to pretend to understand psychology, AT LEAST USE REAL LEGITIMATE TERMINOLOGIES

I can honestly say in 60 motherfucking years

I have NEVER asked another man to tell me about their masturbation or their creepy fantasies

in fact, if they started offering the information, I'd probably punch them in the face to make them shut up

Lay off the meth you psychotic.
Tell me where Freud or jung were nutjob meth addicts like you?

You've already proven you know nothing about psychology...

So you decided to double down and prove YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DRUGS, EITHER?...

..... is there ANYTHING You're actually knowledgeable about?

Lol, wrong anon
Are you a polyglot mr genius?

or is everything just a series of predictable catch phrases with you?

This nutjob has been here for the last year or so.

I just enjoy a nice PMV playlist, really. Mostly teens getting fucked. I prefer POV but I don't get to be that picky unless I make the whole thing myself or spend hours editing.
You're the only person who sounds terrified here. Seems to me you feel the need to resist the gay thoughts by NOT TALKING ABOUT SEX EVER and getting VERY ANGRY with your MANLY NOT AT ALL GAY ALL CAPS? Sure you're not projecting something here? Thou doth protest too much.

I like to goon, not that often but when I do I go for long sessions. It hasn't changed my kinks, but I've definitely refined them. I was already bisexual before.

hasn't made any difference to my normal sex life/taste in women, although I am married so not really looking to sleep around

You wouldn't know meth from your asshole, even after I got done fucking it

your opinions on drugs are almost as relevant as your assertion that SEXUAL FAILURE IS CAUSED BY MENTAL ILLNESS

It has nothing to do with psychiatric disorders, you stupid uneducated pile of shit

SEXUAL FAILURE IS CAUSED BY AN INABILITY TO CONQUER THE FEAR OF REJECTION

SO THEY NEVER EVEN TRY

........... I didn't stutter
............ And I never asked a question

they are sexually dysfunctional, For one reason and one reason only:

THEY NEVER EVEN TRY

3rd grade quality childish insults.

Is that the best you can do, freak?
Tell us all about your education.

And now the guy talking about how gay everyone is, is talking about fucking other men in the asshole. How predictable

how are you married and still goon? does your wife even know about this?

does it make me a cuck if i like to goon to sharing pics of my ex to other guys for a few hours until they cum. Then i cum to the pic they finished to

For example... You seem like a brave, honest man to me

So be brave....
and be completely honest....

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU INTRODUCED YOURSELF TO A WOMAN OUT IN PUBLIC, AND SUGGESTED DINNER OR A MOVIE?

I'm being dead serious
DO NOT LIE TO ME

when was the last time you tried to ask a woman out on a date?

now here's the next question:
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU MASTURBATED SO FAR TODAY?

hint:
I'm beginning to suspect your sexual impotence is caused by mental illness lol

nope. You're just a coward

OP here, don't engage with the spam.

Schizo anon calling others mentally ill. Classic

lol

BREAKING NEWS!!
You just got done detailing The documentation of the fact that YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO GET ANY PUSSY

YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO KNOW HOW TO GET ANY PUSSY

YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING COWARD TO CONQUER YOUR FEAR

YOU SETTLE FOR NOTHING
YOU REMAIN INEXPERIENCED

translation: Your opinions are that of a toddler

You don't have enough life experience to have relevant perspectives

Go play with your dick again, coward

I haven't masturbated or watched pornography in years, and the last time we did, my wife and I put it on just for background noise

ENJOY WAKING UP ALONE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

COWARD....
YOU NEVER EVEN TRY
SNIVELING SPINELESS COWARD

Ive been married longer than you, why would i?

Yes, although people who do think like that should be ashamed of themselves.
Think about this exact scenario from a third perspective.

A guy who get off to the idea of "sharing" his ex pics and then you get off to his cum all over your ex pics? and let's be real, during the process you probably ask him to tell you what's the thing he wants to do with your ex, if that's not a cuckold activity, idk what else.

Still waiting on the education.
Tell us all about it.

you're a little boy in my eyes
I can't possibly proceed you as an equal, because you are a child. an inexperienced scared little boy, with his penis in his hand.

and apparently, all four billion women on planet Earth agree with me

I couldn't care less about the opinions of a child

and women couldn't care less about the sexual desires of a scared little boy

Go play another video game

She travels for work fairly often, so that's when I do it. Yes she knows, because I have a few toys for solo use, but it's not something we really talk about

And you're a washed up addict with no education and a great deal of insecurity.

those aren't insults
THOSE ARE OBSERVATIONS

Bimbo as in girls who get lip injections. BEAUTIFUL bimbos to worship

I observe a sad addicted loser with no education and the vocabulary of a 7th grader.

.... says the guy who comes here to discuss his masturbation with other men

which coincidentally enough
THIS THREAD HAS NOW BECOME ANOTHER HOMOSEXUAL THREAD

suddenly this thread is about
DISCUSSING YOUR MASTURBATION WITH OTHER MEN

at which point I'm leaving, because you're a bunch of weird closet homosexual

less than 3% of you have ever had a girlfriend or wife. You're not fooling anybody.

If you were interested in women, you'd have a girlfriend right now

You wouldn't be in here
DISCUSSING YOUR MASTURBATION WITH OTHER MEN

You guys are literally disgusting. fuck you. You deserve exactly what you have:
a chair

You and your lonely chair

hahahaha
adios, faggots!!

Don't you get tired of projecting?

getthelube.com/

by the way, your thread has now officially become JUST ANOTHER HOMOSEXUAL MASTURBATION DISCUSSION THREAD

they managed to turn your thread into "let's talk about our masturbation and kinks"

ewwww

DISGUSTING.... EMBARRASSING

Sure, you keep telling yourself stories about me that you invented to make yourself feel better. I'll be over here enjoying my formerly-virgin Christian fuckbuddy with full knowledge that there is zero reason for me to ever marry her, because I can always goon. Maybe you're just addicted to women, anon. Break free, and you can empower yourself with the threat of achieving sexual bliss without them. Or are you too afraid of becoming instantly gay when you see one penis?

niggers raped my anus lol

The level of self projection on this guy, kek

Damn you couldn't possibly sound more like a closet case

again: nobody gives a fuck about the opinions of an inexperienced little boy

run along and play another video game, tyke!

dude, I'm married... I've got a wife...
I don't give a fuck about your sexual fantasies
keep it to yourself

there's absolutely NOTHING you masturbating that I'm interested in, okay?

How many times were you married?

Go play with your dick somewhere, dude.

seriously.. obviously women aren't that important to you...

Why don't you start another conversation with another man about your masturbation preferences?

hahahaha

you probably ask him to tell you what's the thing he wants to do with your ex

got me there. i like to have them say things she would be disgusted with

technically, according to the law, three

but transcending any written document or legal terminologies? Just between me and the women, in our hearts and minds?

A lot more than just three

thank you for proving you are actually homosexual

You're not interested in women
You look for reasons to avoid sex with that woman

YOU ARE TURNED ON BY OTHER MEN

You're a closet homosexual
and everybody expects you to be in denial
So there's nothing surprising
when you deny being homosexual

faggot

Lol, so you cant even keep a woman for 15 years and you're bragging?
Get a grip ffs.

One marriage lasted 4 years, The next one lasted 16 years, and the current one is 11 years so far, and going strong

But in real life, the MARRIAGE has nothing to do with a piece of paper or a legal document

It's between two people
It transcends the average relationship
It's a team
a corporation of two

And I've had many many of those over the years

HETEROSEXUAL MEN DO NOT ASK OTHER MEN TO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR MASTURBATION

i have a tit fetish

Just shut the fuck up little boy

shouldn't you be playing Minecraft right now?

hahaha you irrelevant little toddler

or perhaps you should be showing photographs of a woman to another man online, asking him to "talk dirty to you" while you play with your penis?

You transparent disgusting diseased walking petri dish of a closet homosexual who can't even be honest with himself

YOU CAN'T EVEN BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF

So why would anybody respect you?

But you're not stable enough to have a normal marriage.
How sad and pathetic.

That's called a PREFERENCE

It's not a fetish
nothing more than a PREFERENCE

perhaps this would be a good time for you to learn that THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FETISH

That's all bullshit
It's all contrived
prefabricated
completely fake

distraction technique used by asexual people to make you think they are sexual creatures

FETISHES = The introduction of completely NON-SEXUAL elements, used to distract from and AVOID SEX

implemented exclusively by ASEXUAL PEOPLE

People with a fear of intimacy
which is actually
nothing more
then an unresolved childhood
fear of abandonment

there's no such thing as a fetish

Im 46.
Im a combat vet and have a family.
Im happily married and that's not going to change.
You spray paint like a caveman
Again, you're pathetic.

Lol youre anons bitch. Its so funny watching you simper and whine, being bested by responses that are 10% the size of yours. This is my form of gooning, watching you embarass yourself

says the masturbating closet homosexual who can't even be honest with himself

You can't even own your own homosexual desires

HETEROSEXUAL MEN DON'T ASK OTHER MEN TO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR MASTURBATION

You are a homosexual
whether you admit it or not

You're just one of the girls

Calling everyone gay is weak as fuck

FETISHES = The introduction of completely NON-SEXUAL elements, used to distract from and AVOID SEX

aka something that is not a human body part :)

oh you're a veteran? I'd like to thank you for your service, but you didn't do anything worth thanking you for

fuck you. fuck you and your military service

You're not a man in my eyes
It's not my fault your parents didn't save a college fund for you

It's not my fault it was either McDonald's or the military

I don't give a fuck about your service
in fact, it means you're worthless trash

we all spit on you when you came back
nobody respects you
nobody cares about your stupid military service

when you came home you didn't even qualify for a job at Walmart

sitting on your lazy ass
patting yourself on the back
"I'm a military vet"
FUCK YOU

AND YOUR MILITARY EXCUSES

*spits a long full of grayish green phlegm directly into your mouth*

My father was a drill instructor in the Marines

You would need a step ladder just to kiss his balls, little girl

I'm glad you're being entertained

because so am I....
I'm here to entertain myself

And I couldn't care less what anybody perceives, because that's not my problem. That's your problem

But if you're entertained, goody goody gum shoes! fuck yourself

Go play with your dick
while talking to another man on discord
pretending You want him to talk about women

Lol, couldn't hack it huh?
What a chicken shit coward you are .
Was daddy too mean to you is that what made you a pathetic drug addict?
Spray your paint little boy.
The rest of us live in the real world.

"I'm a combat vet"

translation to human:
"It was either McDonald's or the military"

It's not my fault that you're white trash

also, America hasn't won a war since the 1870s. we didn't win World war II... The Russians defeated Hitler during the Battle of Leningrad, and that had nothing to do with America. America didn't win World war II at all

we've never won a single war...not since the 1870s

because of worthless soldiers YOU

incompetent weak soft losers
Who lost every war they ever fought

(You ran out of country with your tail between your legs, bitch)

did you actually think we thought you were some kind of hero?

EXACTLY!

tit fetish = NOT REAL
ass fetish = NOT REAL
foot fetish = NOT REAL
hand fetish = NOT REAL
leg fetish = NOT REAL

so on and so forth.

all NORMAL HUMAN PREFERENCES

Lol, little coward is angry.
You couldnt make through boot coward.
Youd piss yourself and run at the first sign of danger.
Its fine we need cowards spraying paint like a colored kid graffiting a a valuable building. Oh wait, we don't.

You didn't win anything over there
Plus, I don't believe you saw any combat at all

That's just another one of your stupid catch phrases you use

nope... You and your uneducated nigger and white trash compadres packed your bags and high-tailed it with your tails between your legs

You ran out of there like a bunch of fucking cowards

after malfeasantally mishandling the entire thing for years

You accomplished jack shit

You got used as a tool for a corrupt halliburton plan

And you didn't even get paid Jack shit

You didn't make Jack shit money
You got paid minimum wage
SOLDIER

You could have made more money working at a dairy Queen

fucking cowards... You ran back home like a bitch, then started pretending you were a combat hero

HAHAHAHAHAHA

And like I said, everybody remembers the news stories. It was all over the mainstream media:

soldiers returning home, unqualified for jobs at Walmart

I remember it well...
did you ever manage getting that job at Walmart?

Still waiting on your education.
Fill us all in.
You're a Rhodes scholar right?

Look how angry the coward is.
I bet your scared of guns.

The foot fetish and the hand fetish are exemptions

those are indeed FETISHES

(REMEMBER A FETISH CANNOT HAVE ANY SEXUAL MEANING OR VALUE)

feet have absolutely nothing to do with sex

wearing black plastic trendy clothing has nothing to do with sex

drinking champagne out of a stiletto has nothing to do with sex

spanking and discipline have nothing to do with sex

pretending you are a dominating master has nothing to do with sex

these are all distraction techniques
used by ASEXUAL people
who wish to avoid sex

The legs? The butt? The tits? those are just preferences. body types

But feet and hands have nothing to do with body types

those are simply distractions
from men who would avoid sex if The opportunity ever arose

Why would I have any interest in joining the military?

My IQ is above Superior
Why would I join the military?

It's not like I either had to choose between McDonald's or become minimum wage human farm equipment for a corrupt halliburton Republican New World order plot

The military is for uneducated people with no other options

at least it is these days....

You guys ain't shit compared to the old school military

Go play another video game, softy boy

You keep mentioning spraying

spraying paint...
I'M NOT A SPRAY PAINT GRAFFITI ARTIST
stupid fucking idiot
I don't use spray paint

So you've proven you know nothing about art, either?

NOBODY RESPECTS THE TROOPS

SUPPORT THE TROOPS?
The US government supported you lazy assholes with welfare after you came home, unqualified for a minimum wage job at Burger King

You didn't get paid Jack shit by the military

You were nothing more than a wheelbarrow with feet as far as they were concerned

lol @ thinking anybody respects a grunt who had to choose between McDonald's or the army

Why would we respect that?

That's the most basic white trash trailer park level of humanity I can possibly think of

Why the fuck would I respect someone like that?

basically, it's the typical description of the average nigger

Aww the little spray painter is angry.
Poor little guy.
Dont worry; wife #3 will kiss your booboo and make it better.

Still waiting on your education.
I have a degree, guess who paid for it.
Now tell us all about your education.

It's not my fault your parents didn't love you enough to save a college fund

It's not my fault you had to pick and choose between Burger King and the Navy

(You didn't see any combat at all)

I don't believe you at all
back, you're completely fucking full of shit

You're just a fucking no class white nigger in my book

"I have a degree"
hahahahaha

lol nobody gives a fuck about you or your minimum wage military degree

how's it going at AutoZone?
how long until you get the next $0.10 raise?

lSo you only speak one language and you have no education?
Is that why you had to resort to spray painting?
No real skills or intelligence?

What about you?
You rage like an angry boy with his Popsicle taken away. You're a joke on Anon Babble. That's truly pathetic.

With that minimum wage military degree, maybe you should be unclogging somebody's toilet right now?

when it comes to degrees, you get what you pay for, right?

Who

feet and hands have as much to do with sex as legs, tits, ass and whatever else that is not a vagina.
you know this. they are preferences. this is an undisputable fact.
inanimate objects are fetishes.

inb4 some anon says you're wrong

you need to look inward if you disagree, you might have something unresolved going on and i genuinely hope you will find inner peace if that's the case.
i will now return to the mma thread on the sports board and i hope all who read this will have a wonderful, peaceful day.

I'll pay you $7 an hour, monkey boy

Wash your hands before touching my toilet

Lol, you rage still.
Daddy must have been so mean to you.
Never got over it huh?
Is that why you cant keep a wife or get through college?

what is the farthest removed part of the body from anything having to do with sex?

(both literally and metaphorically)

........... THE FEET

case closed.