/waifu/ thread

Hey, someone bothered to put the thread up.
It's been quite the while since I was awake in the morning. I forget how quiet this time gets.
Mornin', and for once, it really is.
Akari claimed.

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was going to post waifu but saw the thread was ruined first post in

Good Morning All!

kneesocks claimed to

You snooze, you lose.

Wouldn't mind some more snoozing myself, though.

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Morning Kneesocks claimer

Kitties

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One day. Soon, apparently.
It's funny, it's not really on my mind, but people keep mentioning it.

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Kick the waifu.

Good morning Viv, how are we this fine day?

Mhmm, working off two hours right now. Gonna be a great day!

I don't even know what ungodly hour you arose at.

working off two hours right now

Sorry, what does that mean?

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Long time no see foxxy, how is the world treating you?

I wake up at six am, everyday, no exceptions! Two hours of sleep.

Not as bad as I dreaded for a moment. Still, couldn't be me.

Two hours of sleep.

Oh. Right.
Now that's more like me. Minus the working part.
Good fucking luck with that.

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Is one week that long?
Gay world gave me a cold.

You're gay. You have a sex doll

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Mfker like cartman sucking butters dick and showing the class in a slide show

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Yea I remember he complimented me the first time he saw me. Yeah.. this fggt it went deeper

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I'll always be the little worker drone I was meant to be.
Nothing a coffee and some trucker crank can't fix, but I'm all out of crank!

I don't think I've seen you for longer, who knows time is relative.
Yeah it's that beautiful time of year to catch all sorts of thawed out diseases.

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Considering you told me it's not been in stock for over two decades, I'd be worry if you did have some.

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So... I'm like John Cena to you.
Great things to get when you have yet another medical exam next week.

I wonder if they might be giants is still making music
youtu.be/RqOSPm2UdRs?si=gS_HSq2kIkW-yxq-

A little home brew situation? Like when the crunch wrap was being sold, so I had to make my own! I am cooking again, a little Martha Stewart acction.

No one ever said I had good eyes, that's for sure. That and time all blends together with me.
Well here's hoping you feel better. I just had one myself on wednsday

Fag

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You know the monitor of your computer doesn't move. It's always there. I'm always there.
Well, it's time to go midget hunting to soothe the pain.

ayyyy i saw this post from yesterday, i was wondering if waifu / waifuso threads would be kept up on this board.

It's a 24/7 365 thread over 10yrs old

Don't get confused because the names a misnomer. It's a bunch of gay guys mostly. People should tell people this every time so there's no confusion

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Even better, I'm a filthy phone poster so you're even closer!
That's a plan right there.

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But that screen moves and I might get motion sickness.
As always. I got 99 problems and a midget ain't one.
How's you? Did you manage to finish them deeds during the time off?

You jorking to guys?

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I'm here thinking he's the only straight poster with me and suzu but no he's prison gay. literally

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I will be very gentle with my phone as always.
Damn straight.
The trees have been downed. There's still a few but not nearly that many. Hopefully this week!

Be kind to iphone-sama.
The midget ain't straight anymore... he looks like an abstract painting depicting global economy.
Oh, so you're still in the time off?

Ask him to show his Iphone and i'll look for him talking about his sex doll. After i'm done cleaning

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Nigga you gay

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*androin-san
Oh jeez
Gosh I wish, but I need good weather and energy. Didn't quite have the weather to finish it all up. Here's hoping.

waifu thread
0 waifu posters

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That's gay.
Don't pity the midget.
Damn, we got some nasty weather here lately. It's all VW's fault.

You want to suck my dick or something?

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I can actually fix my phone when an issue unlike you IPhone kiddies!
I do not pity them, pity is for the weak.
Same, nothing but rain for like two and a half weeks here in NY.

pity is for the weak.

Yes and you show hate for the strong

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No you can't.
Well, midgets do be weak.
Uh boy, we did have some hail. That... wasn't fun.

Hi hi I'm on vacation until memorial day.
going to ride go carts today with one of my friends from HS

Haha you called a nigger your man

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Calling a nigger your man

Missed opportunity to call a nigger your boy

ngmi

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It's only natural for a gypsy to be a furry because they're born with tails and horns. It's not even considered bestiality adjacent

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My past track record of fixing my broken screens says otherwise.
Fair enough!
Apparently the town two towns over got some today too.

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damn too fast

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Past is unimportant. Only present.
God I want no more tbh. But it's unavoidable. Gonna have to talk to big boss about setting some covered parking for the site I'm working on.
I barely had the luck to miss the last one.

And by future proofing my present, my past mistakes won't occur.
Here's hoping you get some, I had to swing home for my lunch because a coworker swiped my umbrella and I need my spare for tonite.

The future is dark. And probably breathes heavily.
Or at least some trees... To compensate for the irreversible damage that you, and you alone did.

gets robbed

knows who did it

gets another

copes it's nbd

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someone steals from me i'm not letting anyone go home and if it can't get replaced we're fighting or i'll the call cops.

Theft is bad but it's worse to get robbed and let someone get away

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I'm going to make pizza

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It certainly is.
That's the plan, I run a pretty light footprint. Get some nice fruit bearing trees. That's the plan at least.

But is he your father?
Those aren't really fit for the site, mainly because maintenance and shit. I mean it would be cool to go out and actually grab a fruit, but it isn't really viable.