Waifu thread

Waifu thread

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Rules:

Claim your Waifu/Husbando

No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed

No stealing (unless you roll trips)

Only one claim per person

Keep RP/ERP in private.

Discussion is welcomed

Insults must be original

No oversexualized content

If you're posting images you're not lurking

Stop reading these

3D is almost always trash

Joining means a reserved place in hell

Most importantly, have fun!

all transvestites can die

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I mean, that's alright. Most of my friends are from '94. One is 12 days older, one is a day shy of being a month younger. Joke about that all the time. Even calling the younger one old, and such.

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Every character you get is good luck! Except Littara.

Yeah about that lol, got her plenty
Koreans are still chinks dummy

Claiming Alastor!

And with that I need to attend to some family matters. I just want to say thanks to the anons here for being so welcoming and chill with me, you all really brightened my day after having to deal with the nonsense on my home general. I might pop in from time to time to say hi.

Please take care of yourselves and your waifus. <3

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QJ was my first doll and I was dissapointed, but the Chinese Bitch stole my heart.
You're the dorkiest ever.
Take care anon

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Later and be well.

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Three threads in one day? Bunch of chatty Cathy's we are today aren't we?

kneesocks claimed

Of course, it's all in good fun!

Despite being a manager of a liquor store, I don't do it casually. I haven't had a real drink in, gosh, two months? I mostly just taste test new products now, otherwise I get a terrible hangover with even a small drink!

Completely understand, it took me a long time to want to show anything of mine publicly. Nonetheless I hope that you are pleased with it, as you are the only one who should have a say in it.

I don't have one but all the same. Probably going to have to deal with the regular baiters since it's about that time.

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Happy to have met you Herr Alistor, have a nice night

Take care.

Mhm, as I imagine most things to be, so no worries, young whippersnapper.

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No you
Gotta sleep now sadly, something i do actually have to do early in the morning

Lol still rofling dude yesterday was saying

I got better things to do

and I tell him obviously not

I never claim having something better to do, it's all wasting time to me. If I really have something better i'll just do it. Nike

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lmao

This sriracha chips are fire. Tangy fusion cheetohs were temporary and this is the closest thing. I wonder If I can use them for tuna or something because sriracha is for fish usually

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Damn. Was it really already 3?

Im rarely 100% pleased with my own work, theres always something I can improve about it or do better.
I only get satisfied with something if someone else genuinely likes it, its the only way of convincing my brain to fucking relax.

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Back in my day we had onions in our belt, it was the fasion at the time you see!

Yup! Crazy right? One was a leftover from yesterday.

I agree, I find flaws in mine constantly, it's taken time to learn compromise. Knowing that the final result will never be what I see in my brain.
Well then I hope a trusted compatriot sees how well you have done, as you likely have.

One could even say it was the style at the time.
Taken any ferry's to Shellbyville lately?

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LOL imagine playing with her toes LOOOLL

I ran out of batteries, I will log off now and go play something, been like a week since Ive just "played" without anything else going on, take care.

I don't think i'm getting goddamn jif fuan. Maybe ji fufu but she's a stun stun fire and unless she matches burnice i don't want it.

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Shelbyville! They stole our lemons!
My name is Shelby funnily enough.

Enjoy it, and the weekend Relm. Rest up!

Hah, nice to meet you even more properly.
I'd give you my name in return, it's hardly a secret at this point, having had my full name and face on this board before (by me, no worries), but I just do not like seeing it in an English context.

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Have fun

Older cartoons had some of the best quotes like The Simpsons or King of the Hill

"No, dang ole' it was Hank man! Hank loves hookers!"

I wouldn't worry about anyone knowing anything cuz I used to be on Anon Babble asking for trouble drunk and nobody would do anything they just yap and threatened or said some straight edge stuff and weirdly joked about how they played sausage game with their uncle istg on voice chat.

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?

Gay anon aka sono

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?.?

aka mordred
fucking faggots role playing

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RAAAAAAAAAAAHHH RAR RARGH

My post didn't go through
oh well

i'm not guessing i'm just naming roleplayers.
that gay shit gets on my nerves worse than anything

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yaasss slay cock?

You're so stupid.
I need to modify my knife.

you knew it was coming
which one? don't you have like 10?

Be better.
The big one, the guard gets in the way when I need to use it to chop hard.

be fun
make it smaller? pocket size?

You're fun... funny looking.
I was thinking of grinding it off, make it quick, but thinking about it properly, I think I'll use a hacksaw, then round it a bit with a grinder, otherwise too much heat can mess up the knife.

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this is so we can have some fun in the new year!

i'm going to be the first one to claim my waifu!
name: akari ito
birthdate: april 18th, 2002
age: 18 years old

snop

yes I am
or get a new knife?

cat madge
how are you

Kek.
It cost me a bit and I'll be fucked if I'm not allowed to modify something I paid for to suit my needs.
Black cat owner moment.
I'm alright. Living life one day at a time, some small projects and whatnot.
You?

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yells for help getting in window, hisses when helped into window
good, keep it up
bad but yknow we deal

be better
pain it too

Takes photo, jet black blob in the photo.
I try my best.
I am bad most of the time too, I just happen to be incredibly stubborn.
I'll make an enclosure for my chickens and wax my leather coat for the winter.
I am better.
I'll pain you.

but it's summer now, you don't need to do that for a while
sell me eggs, I have to eat all of them

It's getting colder here.
Oeuf. My chickens freerange so they eat ze vugs. More protein in the egg.
I eat the roosters, they don't lay eggs.

be taller
do not

you know these threads are shit when made up personas that multiple people larp as pretending they are the same person get more attention than you do