G/fur even slootier bnnuy edition

g/fur even slootier bnnuy edition

First!

you got it!!!

My check in time tomorrow for my surgery is 5:30 am.

Best of luck, Snarf!

what surgery

Getting my PD catheter removed.

why they taking it out dont you need that

No, I've switched to hemo dialysis.

ooo

sucks it scheduled so early are you there overnight

ya and i wanna have a mane as well

orca mane? how that look!

i dunno!! maybe not really long mane, just short hair but going from the head all down the back and tail

ooo like derg

do you draw at all

yeah because im derg orca hybrid!! sorta, but i've never spent much time practicing... i really should

you should try to draw sona ideas

again yeah i really should, would help a lot for potential sona if i had something to go off of... plus i sorta surprised myself the rare times i've drawn. just haven't put the practice in before!!

Surgery?

hi fool, snarf having minor surgery

Hello, Orca. Yes, I saw. He's getting some sort of tube removed.

A belly tube.

Some sort of horrid nightmare tube. Straight out of the mind of H.R. Giger.

modern medicine is quite something
what exactly is it for?

Peritoneal dialysis.

I prefer old medicine. Balancing the humors, exorcizing the demons from the brain via drilling holes in the skull, leeches, bloodletting.

never knew about that, fascinating
morbid but very intriguing

That's not the first time someone has called my interests morbid.

i meant the methods themselves not your interest!!

The methods are pretty standard.

well they were at the time i guess

Even today we do similar things.

perhaps but they aren't standard

No, but they're still done by doctors in hospitals. We have medical leeches and maggots, and bloodletting is almost guaranteed to be performed on any hospital visit only now we call it drawing blood and it's part of the diagnostic phase of treatment. I myself may have to have my skull drilled at some point in the future if the intracranial pressure gets to be too great.

i like that leeches and maggots still have such a legitimate use sometimes. maggots you'd think are just disgusting but really they just eat disgusting things

fuck the cops

fuck authority

fuck the system

i want to destroy it

but without violence

because then the cops will oppress me just as they do now

You are an autist

Yes, and they are completely sterile. They eat the decay and subsequently the bacteria that causes infections. They're wonderful for cleaning ,and keeping clean, infected wounds.

quite amazing that which stays in the utter filth can be used in such a clean way

Hell even actual human shit has a medical use.

yep i have heard of that. weirdest kind of transplant but hey if it works it works

The human body is a nightmare. And treatments may asxwell have come from the mind of a deranged psychopath.

i prefer prevention, as much as i can.

Treatment such as what?

prevention, as in not getting sick in the first place!

im sleepy

Everyone gets sick at some point.

Katten

go sleep

hi sleepy wem how you doin
i have a super strong immune system which helps me. never had a hospital visit yet. i'm sure it will happen at some point but i've been blessed so far.

What the hell is that weird growth in my head.

i broke my phone today. I am sad

nu i must do things

i depress because i broke phoine

Sorry, can you at least retrieve info?

nooo broken phone? did you drop it or was it something else?

MEOW.

yeah it's actually just the screen. it's hella shattered

I dropped it after i dropped my dinner

mewmewmew i found a recipe for chickpea chocolate brownies. I wanna do that this week

I've been to the hospital for a few different things, but mostly physical injuries.

You broke your phone? Why would you do such a thing?

hmm glad you can get stuff off it still but rip phone
i know about some at least, you've been through a lot it seems

i am a retarded cat. i cannot help it

yeah thank goodness we can just sign into new phones and download everytyhing lol . i remember the old days where we had to deal with the loss or spend a couple hours at the store while they pull your stuff off.

Yes, but who's keeping track huh?

You aren't a cat.

thankfully yeah! just plug it into your own computer and pull stuff off
everyone makes mistakes!!
not me!

Kitty, I need to sleep.

Doesn't sound to bad, had something like that happen to me. Only it was water damage

Well somebody should be keeping track.

if anybody does it should be you!
go sleep snarfy

Goodnight.

goodnight snarf <3

Yes, we are aware of your slutty slooty bullshit, faggot, and you're a fucking degenerate who uses 343 terminology out of context so you can make the most egregious shitpile of all time in your own head cannon, which will always

i am a cheetah

i am so pissed with myself though ugh ugh i have furcon coming up in a week i dont need to pay for a phone now

go sleep then you dork

ewwy water! thankfully lots of phones can be under water nowadays! i dropped myphone so much int the water lool

understandable but these things happen! ohh you going to a con which one?

Clumsy chee

The con is Furlandia and I’m gonna be there!
Katten let’s meet up and get tasty noms when we’re there.

wow potential meetup!! do it!

Why me? I ain't got time to keep track of all them injuries.

If you're a cheetah then I'm the Queen of Sheba

It wouldn’t be my first time meeting him, he saw me last year~
We’ve also met once before several years prior too

if not you then nobody!
wow the queen of sheba herself, it's an honor to meet you
oh thats cool! i take it you guys live in the same state?

Yes indeed! Oregon is where it’s at, baby! Come visit someday!

that's actually not too far from where i live, i'm a state and a border above you. maybe some day!

When I go up to Canada again someday, we are absolutely hawking down some poutine together.

mmmm poutine that would be awesome. you been up here before? where?

my local one Furlandia. :3

just a dumb full of cum chee

foooooooood!
I dont wanna eat at the hoterl though because I always get sick lol. I'm tired of getting terribly ill at cons.

wow you're a queen

yesh come down someday plzzz~

Odysseus? He was probably not even a real person.

I'm not royalty and you're nkt a cheetah.

well it's on my list, definitely want to travel and meet friends if and when i can!
we will never know

mewmewmew i am a cheetah mewmewmew

yay!!! <3

Vancouver, Whistler, and Victoria Island have been the 3 places I’ve visited! I haven’t really been elsewhere.

Alright, bet. Besides it’s overpriced there anyway. What is your favorite food to eat??

I think we do have a pretty good sense that he wasn't real. Neither was Ajax, Agamemnon, Heracles, etc.

You are not. You are just a person.

Katten's favorite thing to eat is diarrhea.

i am optimistic about the future that way, need to meet friends
popular places for sure, i've only been to vancouver once in my life. i live in the interior
i wouldn't know!

I do. I was around then.

i like food :3c
any food. lol but I especially like asian and mexican
me and my roomy are going to make a bunch of beef and chicken for tacos. We pack in the microwave every time :3

if i was a person could I mew?
Obamas famouse poop water

^_^ have you been to furcons before?

wow interesting. reminds me that i hope i can return to my home planet some day.
nope never, hoping to in the future though!

Yes you could. Humans can make all sorts of noises. You eat that chunky diarrhea like soup.

This is my home planet.

omg you have to soon then it's so cool and fun!

Whistler is cold as hell in winter lol
I stood on a frozen lake!

That sounds bomb as fuck :3c

not to say i don't like it here, it's very nice.
i've always wanted to but never have!
whislter and lots of other places up here. i haven't stood on a frozen lake in a long time but it's so nice. even more nice to skate one one!

It could be better, you should have seen it before industrialization.

poop so chunky its like a pozole. poozole

mhmm! you get some yummy places in mind for us to go have a meal at :3

whyyy nottt

It's also why you're so stinky.

yeah i was holding back on saying "it's nice, except where certain humans have fucked it over" i wish i could have seen it back then
thats a long story, it's not for lack of wanting. i haven't before but i will soon enough!!

stinky like a cheetah. that I am. i am a cheetah

;~; lame i'm sorry long story has kept you from them

You can still see that in some places. Deserts especially.

Stinky like a stinky hobo. Which you are.

a hobocheetah

A hobo person.

yeah... but it's okay, now i'm here to appreciate it all the more when i do go!
i'd like to go to those remote places and see the sky as it really is.
a hot cheetah

meow

yeah yeah! it's gonna be so fun! I cant wait for you to experience it!
hehehe mew ;3

The best place to see the sky is supposedly the Pacific. Way out there, far and away from any other human habitat.

I can say that too. Doesn't make me anything other than a person.

:3c

i bet, there's so much i haven't experienced yet and i'm excited to, cons included!
the ocean you mean? that makes sense

What are you implying?

Yes, there's an area in the Pacific that is thousands of miles in every direction from any land mass.

that would be quite amazing i'm sure, who knows what you'd see out there

0mqqqq

The night sky.

yes but also the ocean creatures you may see. that is if you aren't in a loud boat...

weeew!

:3cc mew

You'd want to be in a fairly large boat in order to make the trip there and back. We wouldn't want a situation like the Essex. Well, you probably wouldn't.

Are you saying I am also a cat person?

staying positive about the future!! i'm sleepy now!!
ahh the whaling ship that was sunk by a whale. deserved!

I'm talking about what happened after.

are you? i am

me too i go bed now

You are not. You are a regular person. I am also a regular person. And if I were to be some kind of animal I certainly wouldn't be a cat.

too sleepy, goodnight gfur <3
bad things, the ones that died on the ship were lucky if you ask me. goodnight fool
goodnight wem have a good sleep!

Sweet dreams, Orca.