Waifu thread

Rules

Claim your waifu

Post your waifu

Don't steal a waifu

Discuss

Be comfy

this is my cute waifu, Earth

Going to get ready for dinner but I may be back later. Much love to all.

That's a sweet earth

C'mon earthy, gimme a hand.

Yeah, Earth, as rough as it is, is a sweetheart. I adore it beyond words!

unc searching for dead memes to post like

I'm amazing at amusing myself. I could laugh at car batteries for at least another hour.

Hey, wanna play? =)

Cat batteries?

Kitty you aren't a robot

feeds meowmix

But maybe we could attach dynamos to your feetsies so you can generate power while running around. Then use that energy to power charge your automatic feeder.

No, I want to punch gangsters in yakuza for two hours, increment numbers, post my dashing crush, and go to bed. Sorry, I haven't had a moment of peace for a week, I need this...

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Dont worry, we can try again next weekend.

Claiming Kneesocks!

Viv
Yeah sadly. Bowie cameo was legendary! And yes, two was sad

You don't know that
automatic feeders are retarded

Why would they be retarded? My fren has an automatic feeder for his 2 cats. It yells in his voice and calls em when it turns on. It's really cute seeing em rush to the feeder.

If you were having a migraine and I fucked you in the ass, would it make your migraine better or worse?

lol suicidal for no reason

Worse. It would surely cause my dick to get hard and as blood is pumped out of the brain, migraine gets worse. Never tried fapping while having a headache? Always gets worse.

Cause it doesn't establish the connection of you being the one to give the food

Me? Yeah, I would never, ever, ever hurt myself. And I would never, definitely never, make it public that I hurt myself for attention. And, uh, yeah, I would never dress up as a woman, either. And, uh, yeah, I wouldn't, uh, I just wouldn't do that. I'd be pretty degenerate, but mental illness isn't something I'd touch.

I doubt the cat gives a fuck. It wants food, playtime and be a happy cato. It doesn't seek human connection via food.

Whiskey has been extra clingy lately since I've been giving him canned food lol

I don't believe in waifus as anything but favorite characters and avatars. athe romantic relationship aspect is just sad
crossdressers aka mentally ill

Blushing Earthmaid

Never cared for Genshin Impact, but her design got me invested enough to see storyline

Fischl has the best but it was drawn out weird

neat, this place is still here huh

Not into the lolita bits in her design, but everything else I've seen about her I liked!

The cat would give a fuck
Canned food is easy to eat

Anemic twinkcat

Friend, cats have an IQ of 3. All they desire is to be happy. Most cats around here are outdoor cats. They find their own food and only go home in the morning for some extra. As long as they get their pats they are happy. Cats aren't dogs, they don't need humans to function.
The 2 cats my mate has are the happiest, most active fucks you'll ever meet.
Not to mention many cats don't wanna go near humans. They just run and don't want any from us.

You sound like me when I was a recruit

fischl is a meta best
two attackers and ranged in one

also
Fischl is a member of the Adventurers’ Guild in Mondstadt, often accompanied by her night raven familiar, Oz. Her speech and stories are laden with references to a fantasy world she calls the Immernachtreich, a place of eternal night, which she claims to hail from. The “Everland War” (sometimes called the “Great War of the Evernight Kingdom”) is part of that elaborate backstory.

The Everland War – Lore Overview (Fictionalized by Fischl)
• The Everland War was supposedly a grand conflict between the forces of light and shadow in the land of Immernachtreich.
• Fischl, as the Prinzessin der Verurteilung, fought against the forces of chaos and betrayal, possibly symbolizing inner struggles or emotional battles.
• She refers to betrayal, fall of kingdoms, and banishment as central themes—hinting at a personal or emotional parallel.
• Her exile from the Immernachtreich (her “banishment”) is central to her current existence in Teyvat, where she serves as a “wanderer in exile.”

Symbolism and Real-World Reflection

While the Everland War doesn’t exist in Teyvat’s real historical timeline, it acts as a metaphor for:
• Fischl’s isolation as a child: Her real name is Amy, and she was a lonely girl obsessed with fantasy novels. Her roleplay as Fischl was a coping mechanism.
• Her emotional growth: The fantastical conflict mirrors her personal journey—from isolation to finding acceptance among adventurers.

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In Short

The Everland War is not canonical history in Genshin’s world but rather a vivid part of Fischl’s imaginative self-mythology. It enhances her character depth, offering a bridge between fantasy and emotional reality

im not reading this chatgpt slop

I didn't want to write it myself which would've been more detailed
also best ost

it's called apocalypse
youtu.be/hnwvzHqAy0w?si=O7ke1ZXazDAwVPx2

That's cause they are getting their stuff somewhere else
I would never be a recruit

hello gay man
anything interesting happen here while I was gone?

You sometimes don't make any sense, fren.
I'm never gonna get a cat anyways. I prefer my snails. They are cute. I like playing with them.

I destroyed Europe as Austria, filled my cum bucket, took heart meds for shits and giggles, and went to therapy.

chan got hacked and it's a new site but nobody realizes it, everyone that was cancer is still here like waifuschizos and the gay hookup crowd which includes you

I make perfect sense
Get a cat

Some uniforms are cool tho.
I got the bees wax I needed to treat my leather coat, I'll be set up for the colder seasons with this.

Nah, they destroy everything, leave hair on everything they touch and randomly scratch or bite cause they wanna play. I don't wanna do that.. I don't wanna clean a cat toiler and I don't wanna go buy it feed and whatnot.

Hope it is good beeswax and keeps you warm
What about a goldfish then?

so nothing too crazy
well glad you're still here mate
how's mordred is he still single and horny or did he find a boywaifu
I see there's still a couple anons lurking that don't like me because gay bad. nice to see you too buddy i missed you <3

Goldfish are enormous beasts. They need a 300L tnak, over 1m long usually. That's the size of a very large bathtub. I don't have room for that.

Time to kys

Goodnight Erde