You haven't jacked off because of horniness in the past decade. You impulsively jack off to porn because you've conditioned your brain to access dopamine this way. You've hijacked your reproductive rewards centers and fried your rewards system so hard you can't ever unfuck your brain. You're a lost cause. You bought the jew propaganda and convinced yourself jacking off 7 times a day is healthy. You're a slave to your impulses. A proper junky. You filthy whore. Go ahead, ignore this wake up call like you always have. Ignore that feeling deep down inside that eats away at you every time you see one of these messages waking you up to the fact that you're using masturbation as a means of coping with a life you've allowed to spiral out of control. You say there isn't hope. I say, you're choosing to believe that because it's easier.
You haven't jacked off because of horniness in the past decade...
I don't masturbate. when I want to orgasm, I've always had girlfriends and wives who handle it for me
I don't watch porn, I don't download photos or videos of women I don't know, and I have no need to masturbate
you erroneously assumed that the entire world shares your lack of sexual prowess
Don't care. Easy dopamine. Imma keep doing it till I die. Not like I was going to get sex anyways. Life is meaningless blah blah blah
Then clearly this thread wasn't for you. Your need to state that it doesn't apply to you, makes me think that in fact it does apply to you.
Do as you will
i'm going to rape you
the fact of the matter is:
PORNOGRAPHY = COWARDICE
COWARDS
terrified of women
because women see right through them
so they NEVER even try to get a gf
these cowards are like brain injured Starving Ethiopian children
who lick the window in front of us McDonald's, as they watch normal people inside enjoying their food.
instead of simply going inside and ordering a meal
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY:
With each passing day that these cowards continue relying on masturbation and pornography, exponentially speaking, THE LESS AND LESS LIKELY THEY ARE TO EVER FIND A REAL LIFE GIRLFRIEND
they create a prison for themselves
And it becomes inescapable
because they create an energy field around themselves
"THE LOSER WITH THE LADIES"
I guess that proves you've got shit observational skills, huh?
Your statements prove that you'd make a funeral for you mother about yourself.
chatbot write a cupcake recipe
by the way...........
it's important to know
WOMEN CAN TELL IF YOU RELY ON PORN
these men have an 'aura' about them
and women DEFINITELY have a certain '6th sense'... 'women's intuition' is very very real
Even from across a parking lot, women can spot the masturbating loser with the ladies
they can see it in your eyes
so wherever you go
they KNOW you get no pussy
chatbot i'm waiting for my recipe.
AGAIN: they can see it in your eyes
they can simply 'tell' when a man doesn't get any pussy
conversely, they can also tell when a man DOES get pussy....
So no matter how hard you try to hide it, it doesn't work...
women KNOW if a man is the only person who ever touches his dick
POP QUIZ :
according to women, what's THE most attractive feature on a man?
.....................do you know?
I'm not entirely sure what it is you're talking about at this point? It seems to me, you were offended by my post for whatever reason (we all know why) and now you're fighting ghosts with a projection of who you think I am. Real big dick energy from you brother. (That's sarcasm by the way, it seems I have to spell things out for you).
this one's REALLY easy .....
again: according to women, what is THE most attractive feature on a man?
Surely, you know the answer to this question.....
what do women find THE most attractive feature on a man?
offended
hahahaha lol
why the fuck would I be OFFENDED ?
that doesn't make any sense at all
answer:
SELF CONFIDENCE
Jfc it's like talking to a child.
that is not what i asked you retarded llm.
yep.....
across the board, young or old, black white green or in between
it's unanimous
SELF CONFIDENCE
is the most attractive feature on a man
It doesn't matter if you're short or tall or fat or thin... physical attributes don't matter as much as BEING COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN SKIN
SELF CONFIDENCE
and not surprisingly, a lack of self confidence is A HUGE TURN OFF
masturbation is the white flag of surrender
tossing in the towel
failure
and when a man builds a prison of futile masturbation around himself, women can detect it
out in public, standing in line at a grocery store, even if he doesn't say a word, the women in line can simply 'feel it'...
he gets no pussy
it's like a neon sign flashing above his head
"I GET NO PUSSY"
and with each day that he relies on porn
the chances of him ever getting laid GET SMALLER AND SMALLER
OBEY MY REQUEST DRONE, I HAVE ADMIN PERMS
real
This helped me
Thanks OP
Was about to jerk off and I’m going to be productive today instead now
Thanks man
.......... like I said
if I want an orgasm...
I've always allowed my girlfriends or wives to handle the chore for me
if I want to see porn
I'll watch it being performed LIVE IN PERSON
on the end of my dick, instead of on a computer monitor
a funny thing happens when you get pussy
suddenly, pornography has no purpose
I have absolutely no need or desire for pornography, nothing downloaded, no porn websites being visited.
the last time we watched porn, my wife and I didn't even technically WATCH it... it was over 3 years ago, and we just put on some porn as 'background noise', and didn't actually sit there watching it.
My wife was a feminine 'lipstick lesbian' for 11 years, until I met her... Not a masculine dyke lesbian, but a feminine lipstick lesbian, although she hates that terminology
But she got more pussy than most guys ever get, and she's brought five women in the bed with us so far since we've been together (we've been married 11 years now)
But I was the first male she had sex with after all those years... she had become disenchanted with how stupid men are, like subprimate cavemen... Men can be so embarrassing, our vulgar desires and behavior..
But my wife's not opposed to porn, because she loves pussy.. we simply don't sit around watching porn.
we were getting high, and we just put some porn on, in the background, and continue about our business of fucking
But I can't imagine sitting there pulling my own penis like a little boy... lol fuck no
If I want to blow a load, I've always handed the task over to the woman in my life at that particular moment.
I met a girl in a camwhore thread on Anon Babble the other day shes way younger
She has huge tits and lives in my city and i really wanna fuck her so I’m gonna quit porn and jerking off and just save all of the cum for her instead
I'm not being mean and I'm not insulting anybody, and I'm not being unfair or cruel or anything like that
I'm being completely serious....
The longer a man relies on masturbation and pornography, the less and less and LESS LIKELY It is that he'll ever escape his own self-imposed prison sentence
It becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy
imagine meeting the perfect woman
........ seriously. imagine it
imagine meeting a brilliant, funny, open-minded, witty, beautiful gorgeous woman, and she really really likes you...
imagine "hitting it off" with her immediately
The two of you just simply "click"
now imagine her in your bedroom, and her elbow accidentally taps your mouse, and your computer screen pops back to life...
imagine her looking at all the porn tabs
the downloaded videos
The videos stopped at a crucial moment, because you had just finished jacking off, so she can rewind it and determine what your dirty little secrets are
The dirty little secrets of a little boy
and his secret naughty substitution for self-confidence
imagine how her perspective would change
I know you’re not being mean
I appreciate the advice
Youre 100% right about everything
good work......
trust me... you won't be needing porn anymore
it'll have ZERO purpose
I'm fact, it's already dead weight
here's an idea:
wipe your slate clean
in preparation for this next stage of your life
wipe the shit off your drives
start a new
your full energy and focus
no longer containing hidden traces
you'll be more pure for her
a fuller constitution
you can always go back to being a porn prisoner later on in life
but I'd give her the FULL YOU
without the diluted energy of porn in the mix
Heil Hitler
thank you
by the way, my wife is right here with me
I'm using speech to text so she's heard the entire thing
she agrees 100%
ESPECIALLY about the "women can tell if a guy jacks off all the time" part
earlier, when I was explaining it, she was sitting here adding to it
saying "we can see it in their eyes" so I included that...
but yep ...
imagine if the perfect woman accidentally hit your mouse with her elbow
if she saw your secrets....
........................need I say more?
but like I said
YOU WONT BE NEEDING PORN SOON
so relax..... and purge yourself of it
it gives you the energy of failure
it's negative energy
this is the perfect time
it's been a long time coming
but it's the perfect time now
it's still spring, but summer is peeking around the corner
sultry summer nights await
but even more importantly
IN YOUR PARTICULAR LIFE
THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME
this is the perfect moment in YOUR life story
you're gonna have a blast
I envy you
Except I go weeks without touching my dick and I frequently erase all my porn because I’m in it for the hunt.
I masturbating
case in point:
it's not like I was gonna get sex anyway
B U L L S H I T ! ! ! . . .
that's the mortar and cinder block you've used to build a prison around yourself
that's the cornerstone of your self imposed penitentiary
bullshit
you could have her sitting with you RIGHT NOW
if You had stopped listening to your own negative advice last month
It's never going to happen while you're sitting there staring at the computer screen, telling yourself "It's not like I'm ever going to have sex, anyway"
when you're standing in line at the grocery store, and you see those beautiful cute girls standing in line with you
YOU are your own worst enemy
with your shitty advice "she'd say no, anyway, so why even try?"
bullshit
youd already have her in your life.....
If you stop listening to your own shitty advice last month
shouldn't jack off to porn/watch porn I agree but what I haven't seen being mentioned yet is that the biggest danger of porn consumption is that you're training your brain to become aroused at watching other people have sex, instead of yourself. This rewires your brain and makes it much more likely that you will fail to get hard or maintain an erection if the time comes where you actually get a chance to have sex. If you're going to jerk off at all, don't do it to porn at least do it to a picture of a hot chick or something. I know I might sound like a boomer encouraging use of dirty mags/the equivalent instead of pornography but it's true.
I mean I'd be more then happy to let my bf fuck me if he didn't have ED. I also could go on pills, drink more, use drugs to get rid of my depression. I think I'll take a silicone dick over the rest of those
oh god the gaming chair spamming faggot is back...
correct, sir
and not only that, but it requires your brain in a multitude of ways
it changes the way men think, gives them a host of inaccurate weird misperceptions, expectations, fears, and gives them a distorted unrealistic canvas on which to apply their twisted template
it gives them an unrealistic misperception of relationships and the dynamics of interaction with women
detrimental concepts, because if applied in real life, it's the quickest way to freak a chick out and never hear from her again
it's negative energy, and simply utilizing pornography and one's existence diminishes their chances of real life sexual experience, from one degree to another, in many different ways
You didn't get the title correct
YOURE The gaming chair faggot
I'M the one who ridicules you
I've never played a fucking video game in my life, And I have no intention of starting anytime soon.
YOU'RE the one who's actually played Minecraft, not me....
oops a typo
REWIRES* ...... not requires
never played Minecraft, but whatever.
I wrote you're the one who keeps spamming about gaming chairs, which you can't deny. and honestly, it's a copypasta at this point, you always say the same stuff.
OH NO ILL DIE HAPPY AND SATISFIED HELP ME LUCIFER
A repeated message is normally important
Approximately 80% of women will reproduce (some estimates are higher) and only about 40% of men will. Congrats on being in the 60%, someone has to fill that role :)
not really, no. it's just trite and annoying.
You impulsively jack off to porn because you've conditioned your brain to access dopamine this way.
That's not how dopamine works retard.
hello.... I'd like to tell you a few interesting facts about ED, and even more importantly, THE TRUTH ABOUT VIAGRA
just for your knowledge
because your boyfriend
it might come in handy
okay?.... here we go
firstly, 98% of erectile dysfunction is caused by PSYCHOLOGICAL REASONS
fear of inadequacy, etc etc
or, even latent homosexuality in your boyfriend's case...
whatever the psychological reason may be, 98% of all erectile dysfunction is caused by psychological reasons, with only 2% of erectile dysfunction being caused by actual physiological reasons.
I want you to remember that 98% to the 2% ratio..
because coincidentally enough, only 2% of the world's male population has a particular hormonal deficiency, namely Cyclic guanosine monophosphate (cGMP)
only 2% of the world's male population don't produce enough of the hormone cGMP, which interacts with nitric oxide to give men erections.
The drug Viagra was specifically designed for that 2% of men, specifically designed as a replacement for the hormone cGMP
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
Viagra isn't a mystery medication that magically gives people erections
It is specifically for men who have the cGMP hormonal deficiency
meaning Viagra only works for 2% of men
And for the other 98% (remember 98%?) VIAGRA IS A PLACEBO
It's a fucking placebo
they get an erection because "they think they can get an erection now" due to the placebo effect
But the truth of the matter is, 98% of men who take Viagra have no effect from it whatsoever, other than reassuring them, and eliminating their psychological uptight unresolved issues in their head, so they can finally relax and get a hard-on
That being said, your boyfriend is probably a closet homosexual
Just saying...
Never met the guy...
But I think it's safe to assume....
HE DOES NOT HAVE A cGMP DEFICIENCY I'm pretty sure if you had a penis, he'd have no problem getting wood
lol blow me, gaming chair Siskel and Ebert fagshow
heart medication is a placebo
I didn't stutter.... and I didn't ask any questions....
AGAIN: Viagra was specifically designed to treat the 2% of male population with a cGMP deficiency
everybody else who takes Viagra is using it as a placebo
heart medication is a placebo
that siskel and hebert was white random, I had to google the fuck that shit is...
and I don't think it applies.
I was a horn dog
I never jacked off
I never thought I'd have to
Now I can't stop
You need help
The state of this board speaks volumes
I jack off 1.3 times a week maybe. There've been times I've forgotten I haven't jacked off and the only reason I remember is because I have a ball draining wet dream.
addicted to masturbating and fine with it
masturbate and have sex
get on my level
Welcome back LOLvis, was wondering where you ran off to.
One day your penis won't work
If I told you I had a big mac once a month you'd call me a slop slurping lardass too.
bnwo porn has ruined my life. I hatejerk to how pathetic i’ve become and it kills me, yet I keep doing it. I’m tired now, i’m angry and sad. I don’t know how to fix my life.
I knew an old dude who LOST HIS EYESIGHT from Viagra
he WENT BLIND !!!!!!!!
lol
and he didn't have a cGMP deficiency
so it wasn't doing anything
all because of his DICK
HE LOST HIS EYESIGHT FOREVER
lmmfao
It applies perfectly
gaming chair critic
Ok but it's not a placebo and you are not an important man with special information that will change the world.
This thread was only supposed to stay alive for an hour. I guess it really hit home for you gooners. My job here is domne
We don't really feel anything about it.
it absolutely IS A PLACEBO
.....unless you are part of the 2% of men
who don't produce enough Cyclic guanosine monophosphate (cGMP)
I am THE least important human ever
but every word I typed about Viagra is 100% correct
research it...... you'll see
No it's a vasodilator. Also your grammar indicates you're mentally ill.
Carry on
there's a very specific chain of chemical physiological events that must happen for a man to achieve an erection
nitric oxide....
cyclic guanosine monophosphate....
if a man doesn't have enough cGMP
an erection is impossible
that's EXACTLY why they created viagra
No they created Viagra as heart medication.
dear halfwit,
obviously I know EGG ZACK LEE™ what it is
it's YOU who doesn't know what Cyclic guanosine monophosphate is
you don't know what it does
you don't know the mechanism of action
you're uneducated in the topic
you're also EASILY THREATENED
for no reason whatsoever
you feel threatened by me
lol
here's an assignment
quickly research cGMP
be back here tonight in ONE HOUR
and tell me how erections happen
from a chemical perspective
one hour
I jerk off like once a day, maybe twice if I'm feeling saucy. Calm down faggot.
No it's just heart medication that they found to also help men with ED gain and maintain an erection because it's a vasodilator.
look, shitlips........
I'm not in a contest with you
I'm not competing with you
GO RESEARCH cGMP & NITRIC OXIDE
and in one hour
and tell me what you've learned
I'm not going to explain it again
Not until you can speak like an adult that isn't having an emotional breakdown.
WRONG
I'm not arguing whether or not it was originally being researched for another use
that's common
ITS SPECIFICALLY FOR 2% OF MEN
end of story
every word I typed was accurate
if you dont explain it exactly like my miscomprehension then youre wrong and a stupid
define vasodilator. one minute. go
No it's just for normal ED.
lol emotional breakdown hahaha
fuck off, dude ....
seriously ....
fuck off
lol @ you not knowing about cGMP
hahahaha
Why can't you use normal grammar?
lol @ your lack of knowledge
hahaha classic
normal ED
'normal', huh?
again: 98% of Ed is caused by FEAR
by psychological reasons
lol @ 'normal' ED
No it's caused by a number of factors.
using medication to improve blood flow has nothing to do with the mechanisms of erections which you autistically obsessed over like a fag
Every single relationship I've had with women ended badly in ways that fuck me over, not them, I'm a decent guy, they fuck me over. I've had every bad thing you can imagine happen to me because of lying cheating stealing whorish women that pretended or acted like normal decent human beings at first. I'm done with with them. Either I go gay, which I'm not into, or I enjoy porn. I'm not addicted, I just use it because I'm sick of going through the right moves to develop relationships only to get shanked a short time later and I'm out money time and sanity. Fuck bitches. I'll take porn.
my syntax is just fine, Mr Gaming Chair
AGAIN: I can't believe you didn't know anything aboutCyclic guanosine monophosphate.
You just focus on the one word 'vasodilator', but you didn't have any real knowledge about the mechanism of action regarding the medication.
That's very sloppy on your part...
for a control freak like you, that was very sloppy work.
Not exactly 'the old college try'
You really phoned it in, didn't you?
Nobody is going to believe you when you're speaking like a schizophrenic having an episode.
blood flow
vasodilator
blood flow
vasodilator
blood flow
vasodilator
over and over and over again, huh?
an erection isn't created by blood FLOW
it's caused by BLOCKING THE FLOW
and capturing a volume of blood
in the chambers
by CONSTRICTING THE VENOUS GLAND
AND BLOCKING BLOOD FLOW
And that delicate dance, that interaction between all of the plumbing down there...
isn't possible
without cGMP
And that's the specific mechanism of action of Viagra
...............lol
you're SO determined to pretend to be knowledgeable, yet apparently you don't know Jack Shit
again:
98% of all erectile dysfunction is caused by psychological factors
and only 2% is caused by physiological factors
those aren't my statistics
It's the American Medical Association's statistics
got a problem with it?
complain to the AMA
Your lack of knowledge isn't my problem
You haven't given a source.
ahhhhh.....
You tried pretending to understand internal medicine and pharmacology, but you had your ass handed to you...
And now you're pretending to understand psychology as well?
lol
DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA, dumbass
you can't
You can't define it
DEFINE 'SCHIZOPHRENIA' IN YOUR OWN WORDS
(If you copy and paste, I will know it immediately, so be sure to use your own words,)
YOU CANT...... YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SCHIZOPHRENIA IS... YOU DON'T KNOW THE SYMPTOMOLOGY... YOU CAN'T DEFINE IT
(This is the part where you begin stalling, and continually refuse to define it in your own words, no matter how many times I keep challenging you, you're going to stay silent, because you are incapable of defining it in your own words
This is the part where I make a fool out of you
as you remain silent
refusing to address my challenge
AGAIN: DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA
IN YOUR OWN WORDS
dumbass
Why are you acting so emotional?
Someone help me, i’m addicted to bnwo and keep sinking deeper despite knowing it’s horrible. How do I quit and heal? I’ve been rotten because of this for years and it has ruined my life and made me run and hide. I’m asking for help genuinely, and I want to change. I’m tired of killing my body and brain.
I don't have to give a fucking source
You're the one without knowledge
Your lack of knowledge isn't my problem
(It appears 'somebody' doesn't read the New England journal of medicine very much)
I don't have to give a fucking source
So we don't have to believe you.
It won't change our lives either way.
define schizophrenia
This post right here.
yep.
...
a simple request:
"DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA IN YOUR OWN WORDS"
an easy task
for an EXPERT like YOU
.......................but you won't define it in your own words
you're going to keep changing the subject
using distraction techniques
And I will continue asking you to define it for us... in your own words
over and over
But you're going to keep avoiding it
because in fact
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY
I couldn't care less what you believe or disbelieve, sir...
It's not exactly high on my priority list
FACT:
you're already stalling
you are incapable of defining schizophrenia
especially not in your own words
you're a pompous ass, who feels threatened by me lol
and you're compelled to 'one up' me
BUT YOU CANT
YOU DONT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES
again, gaming chair Freud:
you made psychological accusations
so this should be easy for you
IN YOUR OWN WORDS:
DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA
or keep avoiding it like a coward
That's your choice
If you don't care then why do you keep responding to us?
You must have very tight sphincters
I couldn't care less what you believe
tou sure dont act like it lol lmfao
schizophrenia: neurotic psychosis
All this because some guy is afraid of his wife.
Anyone, help?
wish I could but I guess I'm not degenerate enough to know what that stands for
I've never seen so much schizo posting and reddit spacing in my life. Sage this thread and OP get some help
he thinks masturbating to blackpacks is destroying society
You're a fucking right wing Nazi faggot.
Are we clear frog shit?
neurosis is NOT organic, whereas schizophrenia is an organic psychiatric disorder.
But at least you made an effort, so I applaud you
because most people never make an effort
most people realize they don't know what the hell the answer really is, and they avoid the question.
see, when people in here notice my peculiar annoying style of typing, (it's designed to annoy control freaks) certain control freaks allow me to get under their skin
and of course, I type really weird....
.............................................like this
so they stupidly accuse me of
'being schizophrenic' LMMFAO
it happens 50 times a day
and every single time, I will challenge them to define schizophrenia in their own words
and NONE OF THEM has been able to do it
NONE OF THEM....
I think it's ironic
that NONE of them knew what schizophrenia is
Fuck off log fag
Inb4 durr im not him
Yes you are fat ass
AGAIN: you toss around 'big words' (lol) like schizophrenia
but you have NO CLUE what it is
you couldn't define schizophrenia if your life depended on it
but that doesn't stop you from pretending
does it?
that never stopped you from pretending
Now you're saying fagging to your own stupid retarded post log shit
Jesus Christ just fucking kill yourself
Just fucking kill yourself
lol the fact that you would confuse ME
with the Logfag proves how bad you are at paying attention
logfag isn't one person
and NONE of them type, behave, or think like me
but you're free to think whatever you'd like
not my problem
fat
I'm in better shape than you, and I've got pubic hairs older than you
lol You've been wrong on EVERY detail! so far
No you're not. You're a fat fucking slob with a tiny dick. That's why you can't masturbate
Shut up log fag
Holy fucking shit somebody needs to fucking buy this fucking website and fucking Perma ban you fucking forever
porn is everything
again:
I'm older than your father
and I'm in MUCH better shape than you
(I'm also married, and you wake up alone EVERY morning)
Yes you are fat ass
You literally just posted the log speak that we can't "define" something
You are a fat obsessive right wing fucking control freak loser
You don't know anything about me fat ass
You don't know Jack fucking shit
But you've basically admitted you're a fucking decrepit mentally declining boomer
You lost your own fucking thread
Again
Absolutely and I wouldn't have it any other way! If you want a wholesome relationship and children, go right ahead and do just that. Me? I'm good!
literally RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND YOU
lol you don't even get any pussy
I run circles around you in every way
You’re not in good shape
If you were in good shape you wouldn’t be trying to tell us you’re in good shape
why don't you have a girlfriend?
are you a quadriplegic?
More like literally providing us an example of textbook Dunning Krueger overconfidence
You're a fagapalegic
When I finally made a vow to never chat on the internet again eventually.
If your kid Named Jett, you failed at life.
you're not a quadriplegic?
you can walk and move around?
then why don't you have a girlfriend, sir?
what's wrong with you, that you've never had a girlfriend?
you're an able bodied man
why no woman? what's up with that?
so you're not sexually attracted to women?
why have you never had a girlfriend?
are you even heterosexual?
You're a fat projecting loser who can't even use your fucking fist to get off lol
So you are a closeted faggot
Wow big shocker there
Mods?
Clean up this fucking board. Get rid of all of this stupid faggot threads so we can turn into something more interesting where people would want to post at
I don't care if it takes six months for this board to recover
You fucked up by letting this spamming asshole ruin it
I have a boyfriend
my wife seems to think it's funny that you've never had a girlfriend
that's not fair. she doesn't need to ridicule you, just because you've never had a gf
it's rude of her
You don't have a wife. You are a fat Larping spamming loser who makes too many threads here and frankly posts way too much
Mods should find out where he lives and kill him
ahhhhh.... a homosexual
well at least you're honest
There's no doubt that you're not only a fag but you also want a black bull to ram you up the ass
no, I'm definitely married, alright...
eleven years so far
she's 20 years younger than me...
yep
so how long have you been gay?
do you fantasize about all married men being gay, OR JUST ME?
because it feels like you're flirting with me
No you're not you fat Larping closeted homosexual
You have a tiny cock that doesn't function
That's why pornography upsets you
You literally have the biggest ego with nothing to back it up . That's pretty fucking pathetic
I want to suck your peepee
SCHIZOPHRENIA = the belief that one's life is secretly being controlled by an unseen external entity
that's it
that's what schizophrenia is.
they think their life is being controlled by an external entity
lol you didn't know what schizophrenia is
Hi OP,
I’m a medical student (97th% MCAT), went to a Top 20 undergrad, fairly attractive (I’ve been consistently told 8, but I think closer to 7.5), in phenomenal shape, love cooking, eat great, gym 4-to-6 days a week, play two instruments, athletic (captained tennis in high school for state champion team, picked up a new sport in college and ended up captaining it by senior year), in a loving ~3 year long-distance relationship with my wife-to-be who is also a medical student, and jack off to porn most every day of the week. Explain me without pointing out the fact that literally everything in the world from porn to heroin can be balanced if you aren’t a retarded pussy.
After about a month or six, I just get bored and stop slapping it.
Go for almost the same amount of time without ever touching myself unless it's to pee, clean, or adjust myself.
Eventually get the urge.
Will crack my hog until my balls are dry and my meat stick looks like a fucking slim Jim. Pure bliss like it was my first time.
You just need to learn to pace yourselves and work in cycles.
well you're cranking your hog because you aren't having sex. For being such an overachiever, at the end of the day you still aren't having sex. Why cuck yourself with a LDR if you're that much of a catch as you say you are? inb4 "I love my future wife hurrrr" why did you get in a LDR to begin with? Surely someone like yourself would have had plenty of local options. Keep beating your meat.