I made the same thread last night. There's another faggot (definitely gayer than me) who's claiming to have 35 kills but can't even answer what bootcamp he went to.
Figured I'd make a thread where anons can ask their military questions, or anything really. Even call me a bunch of slurs if you want, I don't care. I'm drunk and bored.
Gonna bump with butts and boobs til I get a comment.
Boobies and ass, ass and boobies.
post ass pic
tell us about tunnel rat tier shit if you have such stories. that's the sort of thing i'd be curious to ask about if such a story were a potential result. personally i believe i could take a life if i needed to but i also know it would haunt me for sure. im sure if you're out there and tired and scared and it's a matter that's been in anticipation among all of you it can show very differently. tell us about your experiences, please be a guest of honor.
I need to know which branch you were in so that I can slur you properly.
Like, my own ass? I promise you nobody wants to see my hairy butthole. I don't even want to look at my own butt. Even when I was still in and in really good shape, my ass was flatter than a tabletop.
post your ass
What do you mean by tunnel rat shit? And also, I never claimed to have killed anyone. Did my MOS bring me near combat? Yes, a few times. Did I kill anyone? I don't think so. Maybe, but I have no way of confirming. Gunfights are usually intense, sporadic, and happen quickly. I have no idea if any of my rounds hit someone.
My MOS was Military Police so I have lots of law enforcement stories, however. Again, no, I didn't kill anyone. Anyone who claims "I've killed so many people in the military" are more than likely lying faggots. Every vet I met who actually DID kill someone can hardly talk about it without wanting to drink or cry.
At what age have you become so brainwashed that you decided to become a government slave?
Marine corps. Call me whatever you want, I don't give a fuck.
I already told you I'm not posting my own ass dude.
post your ass
who the fuck cares, go be a faggot somewhere else lmao
I was about 17 when I got my parent's consent signature. 18 when I actually gave the oath and enlisted.
Got anymore intentionally insulting questions? I've heard them all a million times so they're pretty basic. "hurr durr you kill children, your a government chess piece"
I'm going to college for my Bachelors for FREE, I make 4000 dollars from disability from the VA ontop of my regular job income, and my VA home loan bought me a nice car. So you can suck my average-sized cock.
I chose to be a faggot here instead. So no.
your a government chess piece
I'm going to college for my Bachelors for FREE
you are litterly too stupid
You can't even spell literally correctly, dude.
Here, have some ass.
This AMA is awful even by Anon Babble standards.
Willing to bet he's the same faggot making the other threads. Now he spams multiple threads at a time.
Yeah because nobody's actually asked questions, just made a bunch of cliche insults. Only real question I got so far was by some guy who keeps asking for a photo of my butt.
This is my second time making a thread since yesterday. There is some other guy who claims to have 35 kills though. I'm just drunk and depressed and came here to shitpost
Tunnel rats are vietnam vets who did hyper scary shit which in their case meant going into underground tunnel networks which were supposedly pitch black ordinarily and booby trapped and you had huge balls or were incapable of experiencing fear if you were a tunnel rat.
A tunnel rat's job was described in a documentary i saw as going into these underground networks alone and solid snaking enemy combatants occupying them in-preparation for bomb squads who would set up and detonate the building structure of those tunnels.
pretty metal but yeah idk i guess looking at what you just said it might serve to put this in perspective a bit, but nonetheless i see it as pretty badass. but if you dont have things like that it makes sense it coud sound like fantasy in comparison to typical war experiences. was it usually pretty mundane? favorite and least favorite parts?
shit people don't usually know/expect, are there things you'd be willing to share that you didn't know about before going in and wouldn't think anyone would know about unless they were in there too?
I have a question.
Got anymore intentionally insulting questions?
Yes, in what way have you hurt your parents that wanted to get rid of you and signed that paper? Or they are just as stupid as you? I'm quite surprised that you had a functioning father. In Europe for example, you don't need to become a government slave to have an access to free education, and yet you decided to fight for a country that does, moreover you are proud of it. I wouldn't suck your cock even if I was a faggot, because sucking someone that stupid would seem as an exploitation.
Bump man, here to bumpan your thread Op.
Okay yeah that's way more scary and badass than anything I did. I met a Vietnam guy, really short and skinny Asian man, who told me his job was to clear tunnels.
Yeah Marine Corps is mostly mundane bullshit and then random action. Nobody really talks about how addicting the adrenaline rush is. It's awful to say, I know. I didn't LIKE seeing dead people or anything like that, in fact I still have dreams almost every fucking night because of it. BUT that adrenaline rush is insane. Nothing compares. Not sex, not a car crash, not a fight. Literally nothing. I feel very empty after the Marine Corps.
Also, recruiters don't talk about how big doing drill is in bootcamp. You'll spend every day marching, and a lot of days you'll be doing it for hours at a time. It sucks ass.
its all about power you know kek
Marine corps.
Nvm, I don't want negative karma for picking on the mentally disabled.
So, how do you feel knowing that it was all for nothing? I had a hard time coping after the withdrawal since it means we spent 20 years doing fuck all but making defense contractors rich. All that damn time spent away from home and missing my family and the Taliban still won.
Great question. I never hurt my parents, but they weren't good people, either, so I was happy to get away from them.
I understand your resentment towards the military. Over time, I've slowly came to the realization that my own enlistment was for a very shitty government who hates us. And as many veterans will probably tell you, or at least solemnly agree, I feel like all those years we spent in the middle east to "Save them" was a fucking lie. Because of this, we lost really good men who died thinking they did something noble, but in fact, it was just for oil.
I feel bad for the people in Ukraine, but at least their troops are fighting for something real. I was just a naive and stupid kid. Realized as an adult how dumb the GWOT conflict was.
for sure. destroying or depleting the spirit to prepare you as well as other things im honestly only vaguely familiar with in idea are things my medication taking ass would never be able to have the relative misfortune of experiencing. its interesting to hear about the rush.
i have played paintball a bit and yeah i recall its kind of scary at first but if you can like channel that sort of feeling idk if thats something you did but theres something about carnal sort of physical, exhillarating action that something like battle only seems to stand alone as fulfilling. interesting stuff and im appreciative of your actions making this thread.
i love gore and all the bizarre shit the internet has to offer within limits and the sort of ama stuff that i guess more or less outliers like soldiers or specialty positions giving testimony has always piqued peoples curiosity for the most part. do go on if you have stories, you wont get shit from me anyway lol idgaf what youve done regardless
all for nothing
I mean, my specific MOS was military police, and I had a few calls where I applied tourniquets and did chest compressions and helped someone. So for ME, it didn't FEEL like nothing.
But the actual conflict? See:
It feels bad man. I lost three really close friends of mine who deployed, saw combat, and killed themselves. One of them I personally found in his apartment with his skull blown off. I feel like my friends literally died for no good reason.
I know anons are usually hoping for an angry, rage-filled comment about how we fought and died for our country. But it's 2025. Most of us veterans know now how wasteful the middle east war was. But you have to understand, we were barely adults. We're all naive retards at that age.
Ah, so it was a bad parenting, I'm sorry. I'm glad you understood that stuff. Take care man
satisfied spike spiegel leaves the planet for his next thrilling adventure
but can't even answer what bootcamp he went to.
Fort Chaffee, Arkansas - 1961
final MOS 31F
Yeah, there's a reason recruiters target low-income neighborhoods and high schools. I mean, my parents are rich as fuck. But still horrible people. The moment I met a recruiter at high school, I was dying to get out of there.
Lots of people join the military to get away from a shitty family. We're young, naive, and desperate. Perfect candidates.
I don't regret my service. I worked in a law enforcement MOS and did some pretty cool things that helped saving people. I deployed once, got in a couple short gunfights, but never harmed anyone that I know of. I made a lot of money saving, am currently in college, and doing alright. So it wasn't all bad.
Sorry, are you the "35 confirmed kills" faggot or someone else? 31F, without looking at Google, I imagine is an Army MOS
This isn't school, anon. You don't have to raise your hand or let me know. Just ask lol
Sorry, are you the "35 confirmed kills"
Nope
31F is Army
when I got out it was Communications Chief
Okay cool, another veteran. Yeah when you said 31F I figured you were Army. I only know 11b MOS however because it's Infantry I'm pretty sure.
When did you serve? I was in 2014-2022. Eight years as Military Police, then lat-moved to Infantry Security Forces, got out as a Sergeant. One deployment, one MEU, and then mostly garrison shenanigans. Nothing crazy, but I got some cool stories from being an MP.
When did you serve?
1961-1966
Damn old timer, how's life been treating you?
I do okay.
My mom had 10 children. I was eighth. They're all gone now.
Gone as in not nearby or...gone as in passed away?
If passed away, I'm sorry to hear that. From one vet to another, thanks for your service old man. I'm sure you have some good knowledge to share. I have my vodka next to me and I'll take a shot for ya.
gone as in passed away?
The two younger died several years ago.
An older sister passed away last November.
I don't have any serious health issues.
I have an appointment this Friday at the VA for a six-month checkup.
Enjoy your drink.
Thanks man, I hope you have a good night
Thanks, [thumbs-up]