S/fur

The morning drags on.
puppies are awake
food is craved

a shower and laundry might be in order

morning eth & floof

pat pat

good morning hi

I dropped a yogurt raisin and it promptly disappeared into the aether

perhaps pats for the puppies are in order?

PATS ARE NOT GOODS ENOUGH THEY NEED VIGOUROUS PHYSICAL ACTIVITY

Now you've done it

I was just reminded that large boobs float on water and now I need to see evidence

memory of skinny dipping with high school gf

lipids float
bones sink

fug thjis
i cant do anything
i need to walk dogs
bbl

GET THE FUG OFF ME DGO!!@!

I'd be landing big titted women if I too had a bbc

what teh fuck

what has you confused?

you sound triggered
what else are you supposed to call a dick that's big and (half)-black?

Sounds like you problem methinks

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about 1/4 actually
probably slightly less from what i know about the genealogy on my mom's side

no I have no issue with it

my bad homie

Sunny's great great great great great ancestor was a queen of a tribe and great x8 grandaddy was the ship owner.
July

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ehh close enough
west africa to caribbean, domestic slaves so maybe plantation owner instead of ship
though family oral history claims the white admixture is Irish, supposedly they were also used as slaves or indentured servants

Didn't bring the lube for the trip, smh
Fascinating.Irish and Caribbean-African, so what does that make you?

why are you naming months now?

now I feel bad for bringing it up

an american mutt
dad is pennsylvania deutsch, have geneology on that side of the family pretty extensively documented, back to around 15th century iirc
near border of modern france and germany, after a couple hundred years of peasant uprisings being brutally crushed family fled to america, have documented ancestors that fought in the revolutionary war

August
And here you are, talking to funny people on the interwebs while doing witchy botanist things. The American Dream.

my ancestors smile upon me

so only half of your family will get deported?

my mom's side of the family are citizens and own a successful small family business

I have multiple dimensions

you think that matters?

Zion Don would never

I saw you say your fat mexican ass was sweating from just walking around yesterday

I'm the most pure-blooded person here.

8bit seems like a balding white man
and eth is pure hungry skelington

twit is a frijolero? orela lets go joto

based

I am the most bloodless person here

???

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cool femur

that nun chick from "the devils" would
great movie btw

hi gears

pat pat

A shitlog?

waow

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waow indeed

uwu

Wurst is #1 priority
if I hadn't allready thrown them on the grill I'd go an buy a bun but well...
Also that is hindered because the mead hit harder before dinner.

acquire lipids
gain buoyancy

I want big floaty booba

i always had a nice time driving out there on the scenic backroads, then visiting the chocolate shops
so many vineyards around there now

If I was born a bit earlier I might have gotten into it

I had a Nürnberger Rostbratwurst the other day, was Gut

really seems like an heroring is the most logical answer

i was refering to the picture

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no you weren't. you were tailing the previous conversation about the buoyancy of breasts.

no!!!

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Nürnberger Rostbratwurst

Not bad
these are a fair bit larger types of Rostbratwurst
slightly finer grind too
probably should've bought a higher quality but didn't wanna go elsewhere

ima go find something to do other than shit on s/fur threads all day

kk<3bye

bye

have a nice day, take care

bye gnosis

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Ye, there's a nice German place down the road from me
somehow they were completely out of schnitzel when I went there last though lol

bye

largely uneventful
should probably water my plants today, also pick up my prescription
hope you are well

She's gonna hit her head on my ceiling
Could've used someone her size though, neighbor fucked up while cooking and we were all too short to reach the smoke detector until someone got a proper step-ladder.
other than that

walk

ice-cream

watch Lord of the Rings

self-made mead

grill sausages

Grüße

not great

Ye, the hills heading there looked great. Reminded me of the time I went to Corpus for a school trip. Chocolate you say? Now i'm tempted.
l8r bones

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if you go during the right time in spring while the wildflowers are blooming it's a real treat, all the hills painted in blue, yellow, and red

Nothing to do right now. How is everyone doing?

heya
i'm well enough

Good to hear. I’m a bit eepy so might nap before we go to another panel in a couple hours.

Just ate a gyro, am full. Ice cream sounds good.

don't forget to call your mom tomorrow

also full moon soon!

I'm visiting her in person all day because I actually like my family.

it's a flower moon, stuff in bloom

it's hard to visit my mom, she lives quite far away down in florida
i'm gonna buy her a ticket to visit me up here next time she has time off

i'll call ur mom

i'm gonna be smoking a lot of weeeed
been reworking some of my substance use habits around the lunar cycle

not surprised she lives in retard land

Gonna send smoke signals to other witches?
That's Meth-Gatorville, Retardland is California.

we hold sabbat on the astral plane, no smoke necessary

go fuck yourself

lmao

get back to mowing lawns

The grass is not tall yet, we barely got rain

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lazy as usual

we have robots for that now

all the more reason to send him back

god damn I hate myself

need to activate windows to change

Please wait a while before making a post

Ugh... Patience is a virtue.

it's okay, we hate you too

i don't hate you 8butt

that's not what you said in Discord.

oh

you think someone would do that, lie on the internet?

ya

he got put in a ward kek

did you know RFKj doesn't believe in germs?

fluffy

tattoos on fur?

shhh just roll with it

kill yourself fucking furfag

spray painting

aight

eh, im gonna go buy some beer

enjoy ur beverage

MOAR BEER

always

I'm a pervert and need somewhere to go-Nick

I have a constant need to argue with other-Dash

I want to make friends to piss off-Sunshine

I'm here due to friends being furs-8bit

floof would never do that, rite?

who knows

A

What about the rest of them?

thats kind of what I am coming to realize