I WANT TO KILL MYSELF Anon Babble! i've talked to suicide hotlines and their attempts to comfort me haven't helped at all and the waiting list to get actual help is just too long so i thought i'd complain on Anon Babble and have my tendencies fueled instead.
I WANT TO DIE!
ALSO if anybody has any tips on painless suicide that would be greatly appreciated because i am a fucking PUSSY and scared of pain thx
you can't, if you kill yourself you are automatically trans.
suicidal people don't create threads
they kill themselves
you're simply lonely
if you had a girlfriend, you wouldn't be behaving this way.
you're too self absorbed
find God
there's no use for your comment, so you must be projecting like a faggot
you're going to level up from this situation. even niggas sitting in prison level up.
death is letting all of this go. you experience some of that as you go along in life. you got to let alot go as your life is changing, your situations and struggles compound and you're blinded to what's next. you might even see how bad it is and realize it won't get better for you. that's real blindness. you're going to just have to wait and see what life has coming for you and that can take years before you get past today. good luck with it because being awoken in a human body is quite an overwhelming experience. hopefully you were given the foundation of life in your youth and you aren't totally clueless. you can be ignorant or arrogant but as long as there's a shred of truth in you you'll find your way back around.
and when you "find your way back around", that's when you've "leveled" "up".
you go from uncertain terrain to flat ground, with clear skies as far as the eye can see, until you run into more hills and dips. as you traverse life you're going to have highs and lows and steady moments. you will feel fear as the tides of life's flow call your attentiveness. return to faith for you are in the best hands possible.
This is literally the answer and i dont even care how it comes off bc its just a fact. You’re not talking to smart enough people. You don’t have enough interactions with intelligent people in your life. You need to interact with people with high emotional intelligence and with a learned world view. You’ll know you’re talking to an idiot when they speak in extremes in full confidence. You are undoubtedly surrounded by edgelord gen z and gen a’s or depressed boomers/gen x who have literally no coping skills. So you’ve through osmosis picked up a worthless world view which leads you to suicide. Simply move or go find emotional/creative people and be friends with them.
shouldnt a suicide hotline help you with killing yourself?
I'm not the OP but I've weirdly kind of made peace with it.
Most of the human population is sad. The bar is so low that they can't even critically think or feel anything other than anger and pride.
Higher conscious people exist but I think finding grounding in yourself is way more powerful. Surrounding yourself with silence and solitude is better and just makes you even wiser, insightful, and creative.
Then when you do go into the world you have no expectations from it and start transcending the systems society has domesticated us in.
your framework is immature. if the world were simply smart vs stupid people it'd be less nuanced than identifying idiots because they speak confidently in what you consider extreme (things from outside your small cultured human experience)
you're living in a nation which conducts war on a global scale, or an ally nation contributing to the same effect.
if something is extreme for you, perhaps it's your baby man syndrome and armchair philosopher ego which you likely grafted from scant internet experience divined in the tourist cancer era.
you are onto something, but you need more development in your analysis of others because right now you're shilling for educational gatekeepers who exploit inexperienced humans with this kind of psychological badgering
traumatized and immature people are such idiots!
you haven't seen past your own penis yet
fat upstairs neighbor is fat
ask her to sit on your face until you ded
You don't know me.
So I think you should take your own advice and just focus on you.
I know more about your faggot shit than you cared to read.
you aren't replying to advice, you're replying to a mirror.
you want advice read nigger
Well I see a lot of anger in your post, and if anyone is coming off as immature here it's you.
I shared my experience with someone openly and you'd degraded it when you could have merely moved on.
So you aren't owed anything from me in that respect.
Take care.
there's no emotion to the text. if you didn't glean the comprehensive structure which you can adapt to your own awareness it's because you're lacking the cognitive infrastructure to process this information.
you aren't a spaceman. living in a bubble doesn't make the rest of the world disappear.
there's billions of lives just as complex as yours and you're simply afraid of all the noise.
Start drinking
NIGGER HEIL HITLER
ye dubs
op here i'm not dead (yet) LOL i never expected so many replies
i actually only hang out with scientists and physicists so clearly your theory is wrong... but thanks anyway
i used to drink but it makes me feel gross... i smoke weed everyday though thats like the only time i feel ALIVE
they kill themselves
don't rush me i'm getting there
also dating is for fucking nerds i have never been happier with a partner than i have been without one
you monkeys can put the labcoats on, wear the goggles and roleplay all you want but you're not the people who set the labs up
Jump off a roof
but you can become the people who set the labs up
knowledge is like climbing trees
the more you do, the better you get
i've considered it... though i am considering tying a bag full of helium around my head i heard that doesn't hurt too bad... maybe im just being a bitch i mean what's a lil pain right
scratch that that's a lame death... and scratch my request in my first reply.
does anybody have any suggestions on what would be the COOLEST way someone could kill themselves?
You sure have spent a lot of time chit chatting in this thread...
You don't seem very suicidal to me
You're just a fucking attention-seeker
You're so fucked up in the head
You actually think
THIS is a way to 'make friends'
histrionic, just like a woman
You think pity seeking is the way to initiate conversations with people
i DO love attention which is definitley why i made this thread because i think im farrr past the point of getting help but i AM in fact very suicidal so don't doubt that
don't do it if you love anyone in your family especially parents it's devastating to them get help make something happen in your life that is rewarding to you speaking from experience
life is a gift
oh yeah look at me the millionaire who can just GET HELP
there are free options..
at least in the usa try and make small changes in your life don't take the easy way out
painless suicide
Shotgun in mouth blowing top of your head off is the quickest painless suicide I know of.
the forum Sanctioned Suicide has a lot of information for you as well as people who discuss attempts.
You can always make a thread on Anon Babblewallstreetbets.
salt is fatal in large enough doses. get a bag of salt and a spoon and you won't make it to the bottom of the bag.
do it faggot
na I disagree - im suicidal and looking for painless and sure fire ways to go out without any hiccups sooo ur wrong. just cause op is online doesn't change what he's planning to do
well i live in canada where you have to sell your organs to get proper mental health care so that's never gonna happen
THANK YOU! SOMEONE HELPFUL!!!
i'll try this when i'm hungry
omfg i forgot about this site... i will definitley go there thanks for reminding me