NEW POPE: LEO XIV

Robert Prevost
TLDR: he is a Francis guy

what a fucking newfag

I can finally sleep peacefully again knowing this news. Thanks Anon

an american killed the previous pope

an american becomes the new pope

everyone blasting how the Pope will be black or Chinese

they pick another South American

kek

trvst the plvn

he's from Chicago

Oh shit you're right. Said "Peruvian-American" and I assumed he was originally from Peru.

I thought Illinois was in the Midwest.

He's super young too.
He is controversial because he covered up a child abuse scandal in Peru.
Get ready for 20 years of diddling.

another woke pope

How long until Trump takes credit for new pope being American?

in 3, 2, 1

He was called the "Pedo Pope" for the way he allowed fiddlers to remain in positions of power

Poep

tariffs on deadly sins, motherfuckers

He's Mexican, trump won't say anything

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, TRUMP WINS AGAIN. SUCK IT, LOSERS!

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

T: "The new Pope, he called me, He's thinking I'm doing great, He said tariffs are great. Biden made bad deal with Francis, I'll do better now"
bookies quote: 1,01

Trump is every deadly sin at once.

Born in Chicago ya retard.

Oh boy another progressive who believes in $current_thing more than the word of the bible, I'm sure that'll save the RC's from their current decline

The new pope was good friends with the previous pope and even more progressive.

trust my propaganda instead of that side's bro.

Who are you to question the will of god?

It's not a propaganda thing, and I'm not even Catholic. The RC's are dying off, and taking a progressive tack hasn't helped them. Their church no longer has the mysticism or deep prayer / medication of Buddhism, nor the strong (whether you agree with it or not) traditionalist stance of the Mormons or the Orthodox churches. Lacking either of those things, it just becomes a nice social club for people who can't make friends - that's no way forward.
Don't get me wrong it could be that organised religion as a whole is fucked, but this pope isn't going to help.

What "current thing" does he support?

He's woke

Is he a gay child diddling communist like the last pope?

He's just generally progressive. From a personal perspective I'm fine with that, but I don't think it's good news for the RC's overall.

In what way?

He has Mexican illegal parents
"ya retard"

He doesn't molest children

yeah, i still don't get it, nor do i care. catholicism has nothing its members benefit from. unless they're weak willed.

McPope

he is really very traditional, he even has a history of sweeping child abuse cases under the carpet.
a perfect choice.

STFU. What is wrong with you?

That man is clearly gay

KYS

He's a priest, so.....

kiss your sis

Most Trumptards already have.

Funnily enough, he actually has some controversy for covering up some of the sex abuse happening in Peru. Congrats Caths, you have now a woke pedo apologist pope.

how unpopular and lame must your political align be to be happy about religion and faith aligning with your political vision and not people in general

you have now a [...] pedo apologist pope

now

So who elected him?

now

as it is tradition.

me :)

But m-muh friendship

Fuck his friendship.
He is American, which means he WILL serve at the leisure of President President Donald Trump.

No more fags

No more troons

No more woke bullshit

Trump literally just saved the catholic church.

the cardinals

are you hoping something happens too soon you dumb animal?

Some sources say it's not true and it's all a smear campaign from the alt right cuz he always put himself on the victims' shoes

Idk what to believe, but I like to think we have a pope that doesn't like children

yall niggas really think being american means he will serve the will of trump lmaoo

Oh noes!

As ordained, it is now called Soccer.

why do they all look like nonces?

No.

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I think you've answered your own question there

he doesn't know

the arrow is pointing to his ankle, not his foot, so ankleball
the other arrow is pointing to his elbow, not his hand, so elbowegg

Do you think Pope Leo like little girls or little boys?

Not that young, americans don't live long.

Divegrass

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Awwwww, did I hurt the Yuropoors gay little feelings?

You better start rounding up illegals, fags and troons if you want your skydaddy sundays.

tl;dr; we own the pope now

New pope looks like a right fucking nonce, dirty catholic bastard

The US went from a white colony to white minority in 100 years. That's ethnic cleansing, you're being exterminated

ironisch poep-palen is nog steeds poep-palen

woek poep

the grass is AI and he's really getting fucked in the ass by an invisible nigger
that's why he's wearing that homosexual outfit

what did the australians ever do to you

you're being exterminated

*was being exterminated
Trump saved white America, Ahmed.

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yurobros, we are so doomed lol

Catholicism is the least semitic of all the Christian denominations, because it calls Genesis a fairy tale to teach morals. It says that the Old Testament largely isn't true and only exists to have the reader get to know God and Jesus' genealogy and it openly supports evolution and the big bang theory and says that it's proof of God's divine work. They also collectively held all the Jews responsible for deicide (the murder of the son of God) until 1962. They are the OG anti-Semities.

In other words: Catholicism took the Semitic parts out and replaced it with Western science and history.
It's the Protestants, Baptists, Mormons and other retards who are still believing in Semitic fairy tales.

You need therapy

No.

20 bucks they dig up child molestation accusations against him.

Live conclave reaction

euro muslims on suicide watch now that the pope is american, LMFAO! just do it already

Spic father, French mother. He's a mutt and catholic.

Still american, cope. We win again.

the part that covers child diddling is truly american

Semites were chosen to bless the nations but they failed so God came to Earth to show that humans can't succeed without Him. The Semites rejected and killed Him. Nobody can be saved without Jesus so all Jews will go to Hell (unless they repent but then they stop being Jews). This is standard Biblical doctrine.

The Bible is very clear that most people won't be saved. This is because of their pride. Jews believe they are the chosen people, Catholics think they can go to Heaven by doing enough good works. But you have to acknowledge that you're a sinner and that only Jesus can save you.

There is some mumbo jumbo about the End Times where Jews supposedly all convert to Christianity. This is not based on the Bible, but people looked at the foundation of the state of Israel, which felt important at the time, so they imagined there must have been some prophecy that is coming true. But no.

Semites who are Christian are fine, but there are not a lot of them. They are cursed with stubbornness because they rejected God.

It's the Catholic Church
20 bucks water is wet.

And...the Middle Ages are heard from.

Maybe, well see when those hormones you are taking are banned

He's American

Perfect.

Good. Fuck right wing bullshit.

Only 2 octodecillion more weeks!

Oh thank God I was worried they were going to elect a regressionist.

You're not American

Thanks for the compliment but unfortunately I am.

thousand altar boy bussy stare

sometimes it is really easy to identify the evil and this thing is evil to the ground.