I'm an 18 year old girl, AMA

I'm a 52 year old man pretending to be an 18 year old girl so I can make other men horny on Anon Babble.

**ftfy

Why would "they" do this?

Post breasts

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I know, it's hard to believe. Not looking for anything NSFW actually. Was hopping to ask questions from guys who don't talk to girls much

hayyyy guiez im totally a biological girl talk to me cause i wont show my body

post bussy

sorry :P
I would send a nice sfw selfie but I've had photos circulate around Anon Babble when I was 16 so I don't think I'll be doing that again

:P

stop. It's not cute.

mb, trying to nice

I've been here for years

I know the rules

no I wont post tits

you know what to do

I wasn't the one that posted the photos, it was my ex boyfriend, this is actually my first proper time on the site. I don't know the rules, I'm sorry

Were they nudes?

rule 31: tits or gtfo

Your ex posted your 16 year old nudes?

yeah but he was 12 at the time so didn't get in trouble

how much do women have casual sex? do you think its bad?

Nice larp

Nice bait thread, bro.

Hi foid, do what's something you wish men did more or less of?
I often wish women deviated from publically acceptable opinions more strongly and often, to give an example ^_^

yeah :(

He did! Said something like "Roast my pigslut gf." Dating him was hell

Are you going to school? It sucks to not go through with the college just try to fuck the system not every hunk unless it's me long haired fella from Cali raised right

Ah, so you're fat then?

I believe it differs from person to person (obv).
I don't think it's bad, but when feelings get involved, it definitely gets complicated

lol what does foid mean again? I wish men helped each other out more! Men's mental health is very important and I think it really sucks that there is a male loneliness epidemic :(

I wouldn't say fat lmao. Just not bone skinny, I'm built like jane doe from zzz

Yes! I am in university actually

Post a picture of your body, you don't have to show face

Why do women complain if their man is too busy for her even just for a couple of days, or take more than an hour to reply to her messages/answer her calls but then get the ick and lose interest if he's "too available"?

I think a lot of women chase after a fantasy man and when they aren't perfectly involved but non-chalant they crack the shits

Are you from the cutting thread?

unfortunately I do have hip dips, but I wouldn't call myself fat, maybe chubby or thick

yeah lmao whoops

All good, I just saw the way you described yourself was very similar lmao

You do got a pretty nice body

Aw, that's so sweet of you.
I think modern day internet culture just doesn't particularly favour unification compared to divide, so it's a problem in most subgroups, but we'll get there :)
Foid is just Anon Babble slang for woman, just as moid is for man ^_^
Is there anything you'd also personally prefer for them to do or not do? As in, things that would impact your interactions with them.

Also, I don't know a single man who has any opinion on hip dips, it literally doesn't matter to us, so dw

Lol, I think I'd like the men around me to stop treating me like I'm dumb. I think it's more of an age thing rather then a sexist thing, but I'd appreciate my older male coworkers to interact with me like I can do my job and I'm not an airhead

Many such cases.

Honestly it's a bit of both. It's a combo of "the younger generation is stupid and entitled" and projecting their own fantasies about you being a barely sentient bimbo

Hot, if you look at all the threads here you’ll see you‘d be very popular here if you posted more skin

lol probably, I don't think it's necessarily their fault. It's more of a collective societal upbringing

projecting their own fantasies about you being a barely sentient bimbo

but you're not like that, right?

pick-me ahh nigga. They probably do it because OP, like every other person her age thinks they know far more than they actually do.

I'm dating someone already but thanks I guess? Sorry for trying to engage someone on a human level, next time I'll ask for nudes and spam slurs

trust me, I'm a bartender. It's pretty easy work. Just shaking up drinks and such, they just don't let me get behind the bar much

I mean it's not like a lot of them are trying to fight that upbringing though...

Anyway, what brings you to this cesspool specifically? Surely there are less derogatory forms of entertainment

lol I'm on another thread originally asking if I needed to get stiches for my thigh. Then I realised I like talking to people and I stayed

Fair enough, from my experience stitches probably wouldn't be required, but you gotta make sure you have a disinfectant on you. Peroxide, rubbing alcohol, antibiotic cream, the works

don't worry, cleaned it the best I could. Not my first rodeo lmao

In that case just eat plenty of iron and protein for the next week, lets your body replenish and repair. Vitamins ABC also help with that

I'll make sure to

told about timestamp in the first few posts

does nothing but post old pics in multiple threads

I have come to the conclusion this is a dude posting pics of his ex girlfriend. please sage

Do you have any hobbies you can engage in rn? Might also help, as I find dwelling on the self harm makes me more prone to continue or relapse

so you're an 18 year old girl and you want me to ask you questions. Okay fine, Im going to ask you questions your father should have. What are you views on the global markets right now? What's your employment and income plan? How much are you saving for retirement? What do your investment allocations look like rn?

Nope, I am a girl. how many fingers you want me to hold up?

show your meat bea(clitoris) with timestamp or fuck off

I'm actually drawing quite a lot! It's a nice distraction

Funnily I can also relate to that haha, rn I'm drawing a popular super hero team, just need to finish the last member

I want you to timestamp.

two fingers in your wet pussy. You wont

Global markets? I think they are subject to america's tariffs making them quite volatile. Employment, I'm a bartender! I usually work 3 shifts a week but i've gone down to 2 so I can study which means I'm a bit strapped for cash now.
Retirement? I don't need to save for retirement because in Australia we have superannuation, but I do plan on investing my super. But I have no investments currently

I'm drawing vent art and art of my ocs :)

Anything you want to post here?

I thought w*men could spot an abusive man from ten miles away.

You are right. Males can help other males out and end the loneliness epidemic. If you catch my drift

in Australia we have superannuation

Can you describe what that is and what your investment plan will be?

Here's some vent art of my ex

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yeah, but I got groomed so I couldn't spot it unfortunately

what are you studying?

, but I got groomed

No you didnt

Damn that's intense, but good, your ex was a pedo?

I'd rape you

Her ex was 12 when she was 16, so she's the pedo in this case

Your workplace put a chunk of your earnings away in a special bank account basically that you can only touch when you retire. you can choose to invest that money to make more money for your super an what not. I do plan on investing it but I have not done much research into exactly what

A bachelor of arts in politics with a double minor in japanese and chinese! (degree in unemployment)

yeah, he was fucked in the head.

classic kek

no that wasn't me lmao, we were both 16

is prostitution legal in Australia?

That's gross, people like that should serve time

401k forced by the government for 12% of your income in a long term plan to reduce pension costs

Don't think so?

yeah but varies state to state in the specifics. you pay tax on your income, you're a legitimate worker, but the workplace protections and expectations vary a lot.

He was a laundry list of things: Nazi, Necrophile, Pedophile, Rapist, Animal Abuser

no wonder he frequented this place

Makes sense unfortunately

Dude should get the wall

I'm so willing to dox him but I don't wanna stoop to his level

if you know it wont help you with employment, why are you getting it?

OP should just be a whore for old rich guys then. do it for a couple years, invest the earnings and be set

Haha, no I just hear the joke that BOA degrees don't get you anywhere. I plan on using my degree to become an mp

Have you at least had better experiences since then?

honestly doesnt sound too bad. Most people are shit when it comes to saving for retirement

Sounds easy but I'm not sure if there is an abundance of rich old guys willing to have sugar babies n such

Yeah, I'm doing better now

MP?

That's always good to hear

member of parliament, mb

what will your political positions be?

that's the premise. default is it's fund managed and you pick the fund, they're regulated by the government to prevent scams, and aside from a few exceptions it stays there until retirement age.
You can self manage to various degrees if you're comfortable with finances but will probably not let you if you're a retard who'll sink it all into memecoin

Definitely left wing haha

Saying that you just lost the conservative anons