Are vaginas actually nice in person?
Are vaginas actually nice in person?
Uh, yeah.
Not really man they’re kind of weird
im sure taking pictures is A LOT eaaaasiiiieeeerrrr
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Do you live near disney world? If not, then when you go there its fun because you don't get to see it that often. Pussies are like disney world; if you hardly ever see them they're super fun. When you live too close though you start to find them boring, and if you get too used to them then, just like disney, you start to find faults, like sometimes disneyland stinks and is attached to a whiny bitch that said she'd suck your dick anywhere anytime and then completely renigged on the promise YOU FUCKING CUNT DO THE GODDAMN DISHES THE HOUSE IS A WRECK
Yeah man, they're kinda the best. They're the focus of a large percentage of human thought.
wow imagine if it was something like progeneration.....gee
They stink
Image the smell your balls make and they’re on the outside then times it by ten because it’s in a warm wet hole in your body
They're certainly an acquired taste. Most of them smell a bit weird. I've often found a lubed hand is better.
Only if you are horny
The post-nut clarity really sobers you up afterwards
Unless you are in an invested and loving relationship with the person, then your brain tricks itself into preferring them over others anyways
I've eaten a white one 18-22, a black one 19, an asian one 22, and another white one 23, then a mexican one 18-30. All of them were delicious, especially when they came!
If they want something sure, they are pretty nice
....oof.
They emanate a distinct and pungent smell.
renigged
Ishygddt
you will never know for sure.
I feel that
No. It's the exact center point where piss and ass juice meet. It's warm and wet. Why do you think women always have some kind of cunt infection? They're disgusting creatures who should beg for our mercy. You're complaining about your husband's racing stripes? Every pair of underwear a woman wears is covered in more than one type of skid mark.
They're all cunts and these days some are fake but they're pretty easy to spot. Stick to the real ones they're less drama.
lol'd
Female anatomy is something HP Lovecraft would write about. It's a constantly stinking, oozing, dank axe wound that excretes bloody clots and unfertilized eggs a week out of every month. It constantly gets infected, it tastes like salty milk and coins even if they wash, which most don't do properly. The smell permeates on your body and gets even worse when the ooze dries on your skin. Their lips get worn out and prolapse on themselves and sometimes even hangs from their body like a flap. But you're forced to enjoy it because of biology.
Buttholes smell better and look better. If we could generically engineer femboys to have more robust, fuckable buttholes and to get butt pregnant, we could finally be free of the stinky vagina forever.
Without a doubt, indeed they are. Irl they can be lippier, more outies, but if she has good hygiene then it can be fun
bussy is arguably more fuckable than a pussy and definitely more fuckable than a woman's asshole. you just gotta treat it right
It’s great and feels good to put your pp inside of.
It's funny because every word is true
Not always, sometimes their pussies are clean and not leaking weird fluids.
Don't forget that after it fulfills it's ultimate purpose, it's unusable for several weeks and her hormones change her into a completely different person. Oh and all her holes are looser now so she will be shitting and pissing herself for life.
That's not true. You're just a faggot.
once a day, unless she feels bloated and lazy
for about 15 minutes
Cope
Nice of you to imply I’d last 15 minutes in a pussy.
Comedic cope. I used to be like you. Just a heads up, you're fucked.
Hey, I’m getting better and lasting longer.
B A S E D
faggot.
Nah, they're cunts.
He is quite right and you're throwing an incel tantrum.
Calm down.
I've seen one in person at the lake a long time ago...it was nice but I didn't get to play with it. my brother did though! I saw BEWBS that night please congratulate me for that lol