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You ever been in oktoberfest?

No. I don't drink, anon! And besides, it's down in bavaria, as far as I know. If you're in germany, and you don't feel like it's quite german enough, just go to bavaria. It's germany, but in germany. 100% german culture, including prejudices.

Je te veux.

lewd

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I don't drink, anon!

Huh really? Why?

100% german culture, including prejudices

Nice, now I know where not to go when I go visit you.

lewd

I really hate fr*nch.

It smells bad, I'm a picky eater, so I never tried it. Bavaria is deep in the south, so you're in luck, I'm not there.
There was a really nice dirndl in a clothes shop once, before oktoberfest. It didn't fit unfortunately.
What do you have against french?

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I'm a picky eater

Damn me too! =)

I'm not there

Good.

There was a really nice dirndl in a clothes shop once

Did you draw Earth in one of those as I suggested that one time?

It didn't fit unfortunately.

You tried to put it??????

What do you have against french?

A lot of things, and its too long of a story I dont feel like telling.

You really like that image.

I don't remember at the moment, I think I didn't yet. I think Earthfag 2 suggested it as well at some point, I should maybe make a picture like that. The doctor said I can't work this week at all, so maybe I have time~
Of course I tried to put it. It was within my budget as well. I would do anything to my body if Earth chan likes it, putting on clothes is easy.
Sorry, I didn't mean to trigger you.

inb4 kneesocks claimed

good morning to you too anony
maybe you should make one like that, for private usage at least

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Do it, and after you do, give it to me so I can draw Relm in traditional clothing of my country and have it alongside her, that way we will have made a collaboration image like you wanted to do. Its not in an oil canvas IRL, but it would be something.

The doctor said I can't work this week at all

I really REALLY dont like how that sounds.
Youre so weird dude.
You didnt trigger me, Im pretty sure everyone knows how much I hate french, and its not like its a touchy subject or anything, its just another thing in the long list of things I hate.

maybe you should make one like that, for private usage at least

Persistent arent you.

:) that sounds really nice. I will try to remember and update you when it does. That soinds so so so nice, thank you.
It's okay, I am just headache and suffering, not dying. But it's a nice reality check, since the doctor coldly diagnoses me, and my addiction to work doesn't influence them.
Women are weird too for putting things like these on, anon. Who wakes up in the morning and goes "today I want to go out as a sex object with 40% of my skin not covered". I can barely dare to show my arms (taking my sweater off).
I didn't know you don't like french. What language do you find beautiful?

Good to see you liked the idea.
Please take care of yourself better after this week.
Dude that kind of dress is very fucking tame.

I can barely dare to show my arms (taking my sweater off)

Right, sweater, you live in a country with all seasons. You have some kind of complex about yourself that I dont know of (or I have forgotten about)?

What language do you find beautiful?

Thats a really tricky question. I dont find languages "beautiful", there are languages and accents that I like, but none that I find beautiful, I like how fucking aggressive and pissed off german sounds all the time, I like italian because it sounds like spanish drunk funny cousin, latin sounds pretty epic, spanish is its own ss tier language, cyrilic looks like a sick ass alphabet, things like that.

It's as tame as short pants, and I feel exposed with short pants. But what is important is that dirndls are cute and popular (meaning Earth chan likes them).

you have some kind of complex

I dunno lol~ undiagnosed, in my lane, flourishing, free, sick.
Bratkartoffel
I'm glad you like so many languages. I found russian can sound really cute, surprisingly! Cyka...

Akari Claimed.

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Really? Huh, here is so hot all the time short pants are supreme, I myself only use jeans when I go out to "important" stuff, for everything else I use short pants.

I dunno lol~ undiagnosed, in my lane, flourishing, free, sick.

._.)
Why are not pretzels sweet? They look like a sweet thing, when I took one for the first time and found out they were salty my world shattered.
What are your favorite languages?

What's wrong with my game?

*giggles*

I'm just happy someone is having fun with it

How recent is that image?

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I always have fun!

Very, Suzuka reccomended it and I'm pretty happy with it. A great intro image

SEX WITH CHILDREN

Well, I slept a little, and woke up extremely sick, and had a day of pain. But now I am good and playing with my friends over the internet~
suit wearing relmfag
Hm, maybe you could open a market for sweet pretzels. There's salted and sweetened popcorn, too, after all.
My favorite languages is very difficult, it's sorta like asking me what my favorite country is, on Earth... finnish is cool, russian is cute, german is something Anon Babble users have taught me to love, and english is known as a Global/World language!
[spoilers] sex with your adult waifu/spoiler]

Theenks

Well here's hoping that trend continues.

MINE

where is jessica

God I never want to wear a suit, unless its cosplaying, that would be cool.
Maybe, I would have to learn how to make them though.
A lot of people hate english, for me, its my guilty pleasure.
A pretty tame thread.

Don't you people have jobs you should be at?

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Which buffoonery?

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Today I have the day off, thank GOD. This is the last day off I will have in may too.

see Back to the cage...
Imagine eating this good

I wish I was in a fucking cage, that at least means good salary and not having to fuck up my body doing masculine work Im not built for.

Oh.
No, I do not have a job.

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A little manual labor never killed anyone.
Must be nice

Well, if you don't need one. Which is my case.
Doesn't help with my perpetual guilt, but that's very much a me thing.

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I DONT CARE.

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One should always treat themselves like the queen they are Anzu.

i would give my left nut to get my wife back to the state she was when we married.

I thought that was just a dutch thing
Suck it up buttercup
We'll make a man out of you yet
based and anzupilled post

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I wish you the best, and hope for it to happen.

Very based.

it actually did kill many
Erde detected

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No, really? Wow.
Ive always wondered why Relm was the only one in that image without custom clothing.

how do you come up with these pictures?
except me of course
[citation needed]

I thought that was just a dutch thing

The work or the guilt?
I'm assuming the guilt, and nah. The others had it coming.

Because her clothes are just so fun to draw, in my opinion. Maybe I should make many more Relm pictures in many different outfits.
source: it was in a fortune cookie

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Well, I've drawn Earth chan's clothes a lot of times, you know? The uniform she has in that image is just a recolor of them.

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I can say the same about Relm.

The uniform she has in that image is just a recolor of them.

Yeah, but you decided to recolor it, rather than use the original pallet.

Christ that was scary

So tsundere
Yes
Do you believe everything you read inside of a cookie?

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