I haven’t had sex in 6 months and I’m losing my shit here. I can’t get matches on dating apps...

I haven’t had sex in 6 months and I’m losing my shit here. I can’t get matches on dating apps. I’m so desperate I’m willing to fuck a fat bitch or trailer trash. And I live in a conservative bootlicking city that loves to crack down on johns soliciting prostitution so getting a whore is not an option. In my late 20s.
I don’t know what to fucking do

if i go more then about 2 weeks i start to become a deviant

Fuck a hooker?

I said in the op that’s not an option because the faggot cops set up stings in my city

It's not 2008 anymore, fat sluts have the same standard as average women thanks to fat pride bullshit. The only solution is to erase your local synagogue.

I live in a conservative bootlicking city

Man, I wonder why women wouldn't find you attractive lmaoooooooooooooooo

Buying a woman's time is totally legal, despite being morally questionable

fly to thailand

go to pataya

get laid 3x a day for 10 days for about $40 a day

heck, pick 3 different girls per day, so 30 girls in 10 days

Come home, relax in the pussy afterglow.
Rinse and repeat as often as you need until you finally find a woman here.
Don't tolerate women from your home country not fucking you when there are so many willing and able Thai girls who will.

Too bad we aren’t friends. I’d let you fuck my wife, unironically. She’s got DDs and can really take cock

Than you are just pathetic at finding it.
Few years back I just made a Tinder profile with caption: "I'll pay you for sex, no one will know". Enough girls would match and about 5-10% or so would actually go through because they could use the money and knew that most likely no one would ever find out. Another advantage is that they have no idea what is a normal charge and for what options and how long etc. Once paid a college freshman $250 and she thought it was kinda normal that I could fuck her all evening untill she went to bed, all options were available, only she did make me wear a rubber. Was not a problem for me since I came on her face and tits and once in condom.

Tradcons are simps waiting to get cucked.

I'd fuck your wife - would you watch, or just sit in the living room with a beer while I do my business on/in her?

I became a semi-incel at the age of 24. First half of a year was aight, since I wasn't expecting anything to happen anyway.Then the next 2-3 years was a ridiculous misery for some reasons. Then I got used to it and that's it, my nigger. After even more years I'm pretty certain that we get what we deserve in most cases. Let me tell you one thing: dating in theory and in practice is obvious. If you think otherwise, then you are lying to yourself about something. Better stop lying, my nigger and face the reality and your faith, your road, your destiny.

Just jerk off you retarded chimp.

No

How do you know that’s not a cop setting you up?

I’d want to watch honestly but I’d be cool chilling in the other room as long as I could listen

conservative bootlicking city

faggot cops

I'm glad you're having these issues. You sound like an asshole.

Oh, so its also the cops and republicans fault you cant get a date along with not being able to legally find a hooker...damn them!

I feel so bad for you. I havn't had sex in 35 years I know how that feels little baby.

Stop being so fucking autistic and clean yourself up, go out to a bar, hone in on the first dumb bitch to drunk ogle your direction, and with practice and confidence you’ll bed her. She won’t be a supermodel but you’ll have points on the board. Believe in yourself nigger

I tried to post a picture of a glowing man indicating this poster to be a fed but Anon Babble is fucking me.

On a side note, I haven’t had sex since my wife left 1.5 years ago.
I have been considering getting on dating apps but I have never done that before and I hear bad things about them.

moar please

who has she fucked before?

I haven’t had sex in 6 months

Impressive.

8 years here.

Best bet is to temporarily start HRT to temper your out of control sex drive.

people always say its that cheap,but is it really?

I’m a virgin at 29, and I’ve always found it amusing when normies complain about not having sex for a few weeks

It is easy to renounce something you have never tried.

You can either settle for some loser whore or masturbate.

15 years here.

you'll get over it.

10 years for me at this point i feel like going back to sex will be a downgrade

I started a duet account a couple months ago and just hit a hundred likes, but I can’t get myself to match and talk with a girl. I don’t know if it’s because I’m shy or picky as hell. I’m 20 and a virgin btw, what should my next move be? Keep waiting for the right girl or just start going wild? Because I think I’m just wasting time.

I was eat yellow chicken curry everyday in massive portions.. it was 1.20 for a plate full.

the hotel I was at was right near a 7/11 24/7, had a tv and bathroom with shower and bath with Hollywood movjes playing on a loop.

That was 3£/$ a day..

Bars are cheap and have good atmosphere. I lived like a fucking king. Especially when I met a Thai girl. She would bring me food every morning. Let me fuck her whenever I wanted. Made me feel like a handsome boy. And she never asked for money. I'll legit move there forever and just hide away for life soon. I stayed there for 8 months. Overstayed like 5 months on my visa and noone gave a shit. It was only because I came back home that the Bangkok airport fined me a tiny amount for staying over my visa. Easy peasy. Like 10 dollars for each month lol.

Even thought I was drinking everyday and eating loads. It was all good stuff. I actually lost weight there and got healthier from walking everywhere and the sunny weather.

Oh and if you want to stay longer you just get a super cheap 5 star coach that has sofa seats etc for literally nothing and go through the border and back into Thailand takes like 5 minutes lol and your visa is extended.