Thanksgiving Blah Blah

Are you thankful for anything?

Or are you pissed off about something during this forced American holiday where people eat, drink, argue, and watch football?

Is this a “happy holiday” for you, or would you rather be doing something else?

You can be pissed off about certain things and thankful for others, or even the same things.
Sometimes family members are annoying but they're better than nothing.

thanksgiving is exactly the same shit every year for my stupid family, i don't care about most of the people there, i just want to eat a ton of food and then leave, but noooo have to be part of the family, fuck family

OK, so you do you. Zero fucks given, pal.

Hear hear! Fuck all of those motherfuckers!

I firmly believe we should change this holiday from “Thanksgiving” to “Zero Fucks Giving”

it's just boring and tedious, no reason to even show up besides for the food

Hey I didn't make the thread. Don't get pissy just because my reply wasn't as cynical as you might've liked.

Im making up lies to get out of going

Shut your punkin pie hole!

This is quite common. I’ve actually used the “diarrhea from both ends” excuse

forced

Nobody is making you over eat or watch football. Learn to say no you fucking child.

For me, it's a time of mirth and laughter. For me at least.
You celebrate being decended from people that dumb they needed someone to tell them to kill something and eat it to stop them dying of hunger.
The resulting genocide and theft of their land was the perfect way to say 'thanks'.

I was homeless and addicted to crack about a decade ago. I'm thankful that I was able to escape from that life. I'm thankful that I have an apartment and a job that I love. I'm thankful for still having a good relationship with my family. And I'm thankful that I'm not in jail and have no criminal record.

I'm also thankful that I found a constructive hobby that allows me to create something beautiful (Pic related)

That done by hand? As in, physical media...

I'm thankful I still have a warm place to sleep, food to eat and weed to smoke. Who knows for how much longer though. No, I'm not saying that because of any sort of fear from Trump winning.

Wow, what a miserable, lonely little faggot you are.

I changed it to Spanksgiving.
Im gonna drink 2 bottles of wine and tan my old ladies ass red.
And then stick things in there. Maybe a sharpie, if Anon Babble doesnt suck tomorrow.

Congrats to you anon, I am happy for you and your success. I wish I could overcome the monkeys on my own back.

I am thankful that even though I rarely leave the house I still have found gainful employment and a group of friends to socialize with, both all online.

I am also thankful for whores

My family cancelled both Thanksgiving and Christmas when rat got re-elected. Nobody gives a shit about celebrating a miserable loss like that. I'm fine with it. We can be a happy country again after Rat is impeached and removed again.

It's my favorite holiday. Just feasting and family. Wtf are you arguing about.

Assuming his circlejerk of yesmen don't allow him to repeal your constitution and declare themselves emporor trump to prevent all his retardadtions being undone the next sane person to reach that position.

Notice the hats swapped to: keep america great again?

this forced American holiday

You faggots whine about fucking everything. JFC you faggots never shut up.

Happy Thanksgiving and cry some more you little bitch

I love all the "us political experts" from all over the country that knows what is "going to happen next."

Oh no!! A day off where all I have to do is eat and chill. How fucking horrible. Poor me!! You must be an unpleasant piece of shit in real life if Thanksgiving bothers you. Go fuck a dog

I don't have any family left, didn't get any inheritance, didn't get a house, have to pay for a tiny cuck apartment, no one is helping me with anything in life, I'll never be able to retire, and I'm pretty much done with this shit. Thanks Obama.

i mean seriously, how much can you actually eat on thanksgiving?

More than the poor foreigners.
Plus the lions are actually pretty damn good this year.

JFC you faggots never shut up.

Jew fried chicken?

Independant observer. As for the 'next'. Cause and effect. Some things only have one logical outcome. You stack the ones you've stacked ... and .... well. I've got my popcorn, this is going to be fucking hilarious.

Look at the percentage of the population that's 'morbidly obese'. Might answer your question.

Here's your Thanksgiving meal bitch

I got screwed outta my inheritance too. How many millions in liquid assests alone was you screwed outta?

At least I managed to make sure they lost most o it to legal fees. And managed to arrange a few accidents a decade or so later to provision disconnect.

Where are you from that makes you such an expert?

Yes. The medium is watercolor pencils

Keep trying, you'll get there eventually.

Just 'cause you love gobblin' down on dick doesn't mean the rest o us appreciate it.

I'm not having a 'thanksgiving meal'. I'm not descended from thicketts. I don't need to give thanks for being saved from my own stupidity.

The Internet.

You're that ashamed of your shithole?
How sad for you.

Yet here you are pissing and moaning that americans exist. What a whiny bitch you are.

Well here's another suggestion for your holiday celebration you degenerate mongoloid

im thankful for my friends and family. i honestly am not a fan of thanksgiving food though. that's the one thing i dont like. this year i might just go hangout with my friends rather than my family.

You've more reason for shame than I - despite there's a long, long, history of shameful behaviour from over here. There's a few shithole areas. I wager you've more. That are larger. Possibly another direction you'd be wise to steer away from.

IF by "pissing and moaning" you mean pointing and laughing. Sure. Nail on the head.

Again. Beastiality might be your preference, but this deficient behaviour isn't prevailent outside your of head.

All that cope and you're still too ashamed to admit where you're from.

Losers gonna lose.

Still your president in just over a month.

Nobody's giving thanks for nigger rat Trump or nigger Putin this Thanksgiving, that's for damn sure!

Never was, never will be. I don't recognize Russian rat taproots. It's your rat, you bought it. Don't worry about real Americans. We know better!!

The Rat Traitor won't be discussed anywhere tomorrow that's for sure. You start bringing up the rat, and your family will turn on you immediately!!

Lol, you're cope is amazing.
Tell us more about "real americans" this sounds awesome.

Nobody wears rat's hat in public.

Nobody admits they voted for rat.

Nobody talks about rat to strangers.

That's the rat legacy. A cult that nobody wants to be caught dead supporting.

Do you consider yourself the problem?

You can at least strap on a bomb n go give your bank manager a hug.

So you're uneducated and poorly traveled but you know what's best for everyone?

I'm definitely dysfunctional, can't hold a job, don't fit in with society, but I try not to be a problem for anyone. That's part of why taking people with me feels wrong, I just want to quietly stop existing and not hurt anyone.

I didn't say uneducated. I just said degrees are not a meaningful metric of anything.
Your lack of education and poor reading skills are showing. Again.

Might score something with 'poorly travelled' - there's plenty that have gone further, or more frequently. But I spend most of my time - and have done since before HTTP was a thing - on the internet. Which trancends borders. The scale of cultures and peoples I've been exposed to will be difficult to parody in physical.

Looking at 'society' I wouldn't want to 'fit in'. I cannot think of anything worse than being a 'normal'. But then again, if I was that neurologically defective, would I even notice... Taking people with you arbitarily may be construed as 'wrong'. I said to specifically target those that would improve the world with their absence. You can make your way out and improve things for everyone else with the same move. Win:Win.

I feel this way about my mom. I've been working with her full-time for seven years, and I had to learn a lot in order to keep my cool while doing so. That said, this is the best and most engaging job I've had so far in my life.
Here's to hoping we get more and bigger commissions!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

I'm thankful for holiday pay and good finance, last year I had 10k now I have 33k

This time next year I'll put my money on 10 or less through rising living costs. Whilst being worth 2 due to inflation..