Hello?

yes?

penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis

u sure?

nigger nigger nigger

fox one ids tiem

Positive.

not even one vagene?

not a single vagene in sight.

you still there?

come on over then, I have pidser. bring beer.

*COMMS CLEARED*

Tango Delta Foxtrot this is Big Papa, release the bad mam'a jama's

Kilo Kilo niner five two six zulu, please confirm.

I love those things, I'm in.

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November India Golf Golf Echo Romeo, transmission confirmed, Mike Foxtrot released and inbound. 10 minute ETA to drop point.

hi there

yo what the fuck is dat shieeet nigga

uhhhyouryour icebox is running?

Are you going to rob me?

Granorchanopsid phileae

u r mom's cooties

Can you fit a cock in her granny hole or is it unfuckable like a cat?

nah nigga i ain't gone rob u da fuk like dam do i look dat ratchet ass to u wite boi
ayo nigga wat DA FUK is dat shit homie like DAMN
best not be talking bout mah momma foo unless you finna have a nigga run up on yo ass

I dont understand! dont shoot!

what?

y'all whitiey b trippin, y'all ain't get tah message from my nigga tyrese, fool be mewin' frfr no cap straight on guap. y'all just haterz.

what?

ay blud, ayo lemee translamalate:
tyrese dat black ass nigga be sayin: ayo, no he is not gonna take yo' thangs, frfr an' also don't be talkin' bout his mama.
n dat bitch shaniqua be sayin' y'all niggas can't understand even tho tyrese be sayin clear as day, feel me?
look, my nigga, it's just a black thang, aight. dont be payin no mind.

ahhh, now I understand. here, let me help you out.

daaaaaaaamn nigga das cold frfr like damn yo vibe check b comin back negative feel me like damn nigga be playin wit fire like lmao straight sus my nigga y'all aint gotta b liek dat come on now

I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY ON ME!!! DONT HURT ME, PLEASE!

English motherfucker

It's ok, let me translate the translation. The colored gentleman said you should not speak like that of his female progenitor. Also he is not going to take your possessions, and the colored lady said she is surprised you can't understand him, as he is speaking clear as day.

Oh, okay.