anyone want an Authentic Mexican food thread?
I can teach you how to make tacos.
Anyone want an Authentic Mexican food thread?
Mexican food is b&
alpha male or front shoulda told ya
on this video, I know its in spanish but there is a warning: don't be a degenerate and eat the brain because the cow/pig might have been killed in such a way that the brain is toxic now, be it from a method of killing/bullet or because it is not fresh and has gone through decomposition.
that's all I can remember
oh is that how you cope with being a little mexican american mutt?
this poster is circumcised
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Rick Bayless teaches you about Cemitas Poblanas
more cemitas poblanas
i made carne asada from scratch once, it was worth it
Prrrrrrrrrrrt uhhhhhn! Uhhnng! Look bros, I just posted a piece of shit. Get rekt.
sweet. that's the spirit!
I am posting everything I can think of that I can remember. my dream is to have a huge restaurant where I am the master chef, not like those shitty restaurants that just skimp you on the food and are run by retarded spics trying to lok fancy and whte with their mutt complex.
and where I sell the best authentic food I can find on the street. I plan to bring this food to Germany, Japan, Russia and Australia. fuck them if they don't like a dish or f they don't eat pork.
I am making this bigger than KFC and Mcdonald's hahahahahaha
Come on, it's a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, wouldn't you say?
Yes, I would say that, I would say that
Let me start of with a basket of chips
Then move on to the pollo asado taco
I would like two pollo asado tacos with one beef chimichanga
On the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour cream
I would like tomatoes and onions on my quesodilla
For dessert, I would like the flan-, I would like extra cinnamon
Do you make guacamole?
Yes, I do make guacamole
Uh, I would like a side of guacamole on my Tostitos
I like to dip the Tostitos in the guacamole
Can I get a basket, I told you about a basket of chips
I would like a large iced-tea, two, uh, two large iced-teas
Ok, that'll be $16.07
Out of $20? Okay, $16.07's your change
Hi, can I help you?
I would like a basket of chips
A beef chimichanga with a side of sour cream
I would like some guacamole on my chimichanga
With a quesodilla of tomato, onion, and vegetables
I should like a burrito with beans, beef, and
I would like a carne asado taco
Could you put some hot sauce on that for me?
No, inside the taco, not on the side
Yes, can I have a carne asado taco?
Not a pollo asado, we don't have chicken
Do you have guacamole?
Can you make me some guacamole?
I have guacamole
Okay, on my burrito I would like the muchaco beef and the shredded pork
And some more cheese, please
Okay, that'll be $22
Uh, oh, yes, I would like two lemonades and one medium iced-tea
Okay, that'll be $20.07
Out of $22? Okay, $1.52's your change
Thanks a lot-, your food will be up-, here, let me get your drinks
Hi, can I help you? Yes, I would like a basket of chips
I would like a beef chimi-
Uhm, what is, what is the, what is the, what is the pollo asado?
That's the chicken
Okay, what is the carne asado?
That's the beef
Okay, let me get two carne asado tacos-
I despise your nigger children. enjoy getting blacked.
the secret to great mexican food is cooking with dirty oil full of leftover grease from other dishes.
if it doesn't taste greasy you're not living.
I can teach you how to make tacos.
hahahaha
tacos, tortas, and gorditas/picadas. just speak spanish and don't be a dipshit zoomer and follow simple instructions and you won't have to travel to get the food done just right.
Me radico en México, pendejo.
calmate indio, nadie te esta robando a la guerita.
creeme que la vas a apantallar con tus nacadas y tu mal olor vitor.
que triste ha de ser tu existencia, pobre puto indio de mierda que vienes a criticar por aqui.
puedo entender orque te odian los chicanos, los argentinos, los criollos mexicanos y el resto de latinoamerica
pendejo TU, eres una basura.
a menos que,ni siquiera seas mexicano sino un sudaca de mierda muerto de hambre e illegalmente en mexico.