”No point in trying to get a boyfriend if you don’t have big tits like these”

”No point in trying to get a boyfriend if you don’t have big tits like these”

What did Kate Beckinsale mean by this?

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Would love to see her shit on her chest

I'm sure some Saudi has that footage

Shota queen.

she probably gets kick backs everytime she sends some girl to her plastic surgeon

Seems like it was written by a chatbot, that's my honest opinion. You're finished, it's over, get out of my threads.

Isn't she married to Justin Timberlake?

Kate needs to sit on my face on a daily basis and paint my face with her wet pussy and then drink a glass of my protein shake for good health and ling lasting romance.

*Long

What are the odds they've showered together... like within the past 5 years?

I could only do that on a day off, and I'm normally tired, so for the rich..

Kate has a pure face and ponytail of sex

Subhuman AI pajeet

Go back to your crust thread

ok now do their daughters

I would if they were here ;)

what tool did you use for this?

Shes jealous of her daughter and knows Lily doesn't have big tits

But still a beautiful English rose

twenty bucks says she's a swinger

She is Queen Stacy

hey anon you should come over and fuck my daughter with me

Sure thing I will bring my own

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America ruining English Roses as always.

You mixed her up with Jessica Biel.

She just an ungodly whore.

She probably produces mediocre turds

no wonder she is in hollywood

ywn be a billionaire saudi sheik who will pay what is a cent to everyone else to fuck them both for a day and then shit on their faces

Sad.

ass to ass!

Is it true your Dad never loved you because he was in prison?

Went from English Rose to Bogdanoff Bitch.

be walking down the street minding your own business

Kate Beckinsale shits on you

wouldn't that be funny haha

This shit on the chest and face thing is a meme right haha

No, it's called a cleveland steamer, google it.

ass to head!

What the fuck is she doing

She went too far in some places

The Grave is no bar to my call.

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Underworld: Bog Wars

I went to school with the girl on her right. She had a 21 year old boyfriend when she was in year 7.

what age is year 7

First year of secondary school, so 11/12

Imagine the number of scumbag dicks she's taken. Hundreds. Maybe a thousand.

I wish AI fags would just fuck off

I wish AI fags would just fuck off

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Shes a single mom.

It is kind of useless spam it's like a shitty moving wallpaper they're always glitchy 99.9% of them not good enough to fap to they're just a waste of time

What is with this fucking phenomenon? Two women I've dated had that experience of dating guys in their 20s when they were like 13 or 14, were both very beautiful but had troubled pasts with no positive male role model... Ok, never mind. I fucking understand. But it sickens me.

Were they bpd and autistic adhd?

did she ever comment on her daughters nudes?

Wow, how did you know... lol... Sometimes this world is just too obvious and it feels like an elaborate stage play.

Holy shit actresses are brokies. Her net worth is only 25 mill. I thought she would have more considering shes been in a lot of movies. Lol fucking the acting world.

Holy shit lmao this is an English rose?

She knows she's getting old and irrelevant

There is something about this look (makeup) that absolutely does the opposite of turning me on. It's not that women in question are ugly, but the way they look I can't help but think that their personal hygiene doesn't exist.

They always end up going overboard. It's shocking how stupid these women are. Kate had done the impossible and bogged herself without coming out like a lizard, she was smoking hot. Her surgeon knew what he was doing. She should have just stopped there and just aged naturally. Now look at this monster.

Those net worth sites are complete fiction, but Kate was never a huge star.

this split screen kissing shit is peak reddit

She was in at least 3 of A list movies which I agree doesn't make her a huge star, but that's also makes her a notable actress

Van Hellsing

Underworld

Totall Recall remake

Goddamn look how ugly those feet are

the girl with the big tits looks scary
svengoolie

$25m doesn't sound too unreasonable for her filmography

Underworld wasn't an A list movie. The original Underworld was mid budget at best ($20 million in 2003) although it made a good profit.

I wonder if she was always like that or coke and nerve poison she injected into her face, along with congregating with fags turned her into a nasty whore.

Also did Lily suffer a miscarriage?

I love how much of a slag she is

Her husband left her for a 23 year old back in 2015 and she never recovered.

Those two are insanely sexy.

t. heterosexual male not on SSRIs

husband puts you in a bunch of movies where you fuck other men

falls out of love with you and gets himself some new tail

huh

Yeah but the franchise clearly got wind with the amount of sequels that were box features

raised in England

it was over before it started for this slag

shota queen for Frodo

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They always end up going overboard

Of course they do, because the whole point is that they want to look 25 at 50 no matter how unattainable it is.

She means that there's no point in trying to get a boyfriend if you don't have big tits like those

Meanwhile, Jane Seymour completely mogs her at 73 (seventy three) years old.

why can't roasties just gracefully age into dainty old ladies. jesus christ man.

vile hag

wheres the webm faggot

kafkaesque.

Tf no horny Kate Beckinsale milf gf

Majestic!

Completely batshit insane.

Such a shame....

English Rose, we meet at last!