You have 200 dollars to spend. 25 for a handjob, 50 for head, 100 for pussy, and 150 for anal. How do you spend it?

That's enough for 6 handjobs and a blowjob. A tournament bracket will start with 4 handjobs, competing to move up to secure second place. Then 2 more to declare the winner. Then buy head from that one on the right.

These bitches look too young for me, I thought they were GILFs.

I wouldn't pay a cent for these whores, I'd take the $200 and spend it all on booze.

Do they have any brothers that I could have sex with instead?

Can I beat off and keep the money?

well, do you have 200 bucks?

How am I this shitty with money wtf????

you could make 300 bucks in one sitting. how? you need 6 guys, 4 that want hand jobs, one that wants head and one that is interested in your bungle hole. you can do it, anon. believe in you.

How do you spend it?

Weed and good rum.
Who are the goblins in your image?

Pussy from right, she looks like the slimmest / best body.

Would really like to see them standing up to judge properly.

Pretty hot - well-maintained mature lady sex is best sex.

Yeah man, stale pussy is just great and not at all being unnaturally pushed on here these days.

how much for a footjob and blowing ropes on their soles

Yeah that's fair, it is being pushed, just like cuck stuff and blacks.

I don't think you should end your family line by forming a lifelong relationship with a barren old woman.

But: a mature hole satisfies your need for a hole just as well as a young one, you can fill it up without worrying about the consequences, and you're much more likely to find an available one attached to a sane and pleasant amenable human.

All the best recreational sex of my life has been with women over 40.

go back

I'm surprised you agree with me to an extent.
I'd want the consequences of filling up a hole though, I want to be a dad with a committed partner, also she might be barren, but if she's the town antique bicycle you're still liable to catch stds.

You should do those things.

Form a relationship with a young woman and start a family. It's the best.

Damn, I guess I won't get my mossadbux for this one now.

Never gonna forget that pair of skinny 50 year olds though...

How do you spend it?

I'll buy an ounce of weed

Kek, I bet you're not a government operative though, I just noticed that old women are suddenly unnaturally popular on here and I mean it's a nice change of pace from the wood chipper bait making cunny threads, but it's also weird to see.
Like "Look at this dusty goddess with worn gym sock tits and a blown out hip, ain't she sexy" sort of weird.
It's like when you meet one of those crazy chicks that are architects like Pierce Brosnan, who actually like neckbearded ham planets.

that's exactly what a govermint operative would say

I just throw the bitch the money and bine the fuck outta her. Math is for pussies.

I know, which is why I think he isn't one.

On Bitcoin

2 pussy please ma'am

I meant you. it looks like you are talking to yourself.

I get how you could get that idea, but that isn't actually the case.

again, exactly something a glowie would say

You do you man, I'm not a glowie, but you can think I am one if you want to.

it looks like you are talking to yourself

I'm not a glowie

exactly what a glowie would say. not even funny. of course I will continue to shitpost. don't worry.

have fun

holy shit. that's me in the animation!

you too

200 to fuck the rightmost girl in the pussy twice, cum inside her both times to maximize odds of pregnancy and then entrap her into becoming my wife. Easy

pregnancy

not possible. it is too late for that.