Hunger Games Thread

Utena Tenjou

jerry

REBECCA!!

also i'm hungry as FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK guys
i'll grab ann egg and brb hope i don't die first slide

Finnian

Rihan

Gruntilda

Scout

Landsknecht

Kylar
Yeah. You want a drink too? I could get some shit out of my dad's liquor cabinet. Hard shit.
Sportacus? Isn't that like Greek or something? I thought you said you were Swedish. That name's fucking gay anyway. Bet you suck ass at lacrosse and then suck your teammates' asses in the locker room!

Frieren

Jessica Rabbit

Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Landsknecht

Almost worse than the ****

Sneedruto, both are very tranquil characters, especially with Sneed's alt of "most beautiful existence"

God I'd suck his dirty coiled dick so hard

Mao

convinced you've played in the past as that scottish dude who does the demolitions (I forget his name)

Kolibri (Maybe)

Catra (Maybe)

are they in the game?

Worse than what? Speak up peasant.

Landsknecht

Take it as a yes.

Yes, I am.

KLBR

Papa Franku!

throws pocketsand

Was late. Now is not late. Points it out. This is Lenny

maybe

Both said they would join if they had time but that they might have to drop out.

Ey nice I'll remove the "maybe" then.
-MM

Kiyama? You like old anime shit and you always choose the one with strong personalities

Lenny isn't even on the list of participates

Yes he is, learn to read.

Your mom

Yeah he is, just above Kolibri

Also, side character friend of the main dad in a now classic cartoon, this is totally Lenny

MOMMY

Oh... my bad... but I'm still not him.

Muscleman has entered the chat

Chara

Mao are you playing and hosting?

Well hosting is pretty much a given, and I am in the player roster am I not?
-MM

Koko

And that's 24.

Asta

bye hoe

And here we are. I think?

Sure! He won't get mad if we do that, right?

swap out for my goat POSTHASTE with no denial i gotta get a call

In the first thread I was able to unmask Sakuya as Louise Francoise le Blanc de la Valliere. 1 thread, 4 targets, 1 kill! If I keep this pace, my mission will be a success!

My fifth target...... Rebecca! Rebecca is Catra for 4 reasons:
1. Rebecca and Catra are both very active chatters. Catra loves the social aspect of Hunger Games and always posts a lot when able.
2. Catra is good friends with Jill, who loves Cyberpunk 2077...... no doubt she finally convinced him to play it and he fell in love at once! Hence the Rebecca avatar. And since Jill is a known fan, it would cast suspicious off of him!
3. It is currently 10pm where Catra is.... not too late! Catra can't stay up past midnight most days....
4. Catra is a known coward....... and Rebecca said she was "terrified" of me!

made two sunnys, i'm GOOD.

damn my mom got me acting up

bratty answer vibes

yeah

cant wait to smell ur skibidi egg farts beccy

I think we're golden.

if nothing else at least this foul-mouthed kid learned how to stay healthy.
Make sure not to put too much butter on my popcorn

Preparing to take flight Sam.

Our definitions of tranquil differ, it seems. You are wrong.
You think correctly.

yep

Ready

Grant us the power to revolutionize the world!

and always posts a lot when able.

This isn't Discord lil bro

nuh uh, i'm a pussy, but i ain't no pussycat catra
but you still scare me holy fuck

want them in a bottle or straight from the tap?

Alright, I feel good!

What the fuck is wrong with your ears, bitch? You look like a little girl.
Dude it'll be fine. If he tries to beat me for it I'll just smash the bottle and slice his FUCKING THROAT!
Would that turn you on?
Yeah whatever bet I'm healthier than your Swedish-meatball eating ass.
"You think correctly" like SHUT THE FUCK UP nerd bitch who the fuck talks like that? God I'm fucking embarrassed to have you next to me you don't even have tits or ass.

Satan's 666th smallest minion of the digital age, Createspace Independent Publishing Platform, is here to get 18th place.

This is gonna be a longshot but… you’re Mao. Yes, I know it doesn’t make sense because and aren’t separated by 30 seconds. But the cropping of the ava is a lot similar to Maos cropping of his OG Ava. Also the typing and formatting is similar to how he normally posts on here. That’s my best explanation.

This is JC for obvs reasons

GET GOING! ACT YOUR HEART OUT!

bratty answer vibes

Can't give away too much now can I?

Mad respect for the in depth guesses.

Gonna guess Opal, the way BMO talks is very similar to the "Oh my" way Opal also talks.

I think you're Angry Zelda just on the strength of your fondness for terrific elvish characters.

my type of elf is more like Deedlit
however for me Frieren is Deuce because despite his imposing appearance he is a kind Anon

sneed

Do I get to keep it?

heh heh heh

is that you mao

well spoken and ur timing was suspiciously quick after the reaping

surprise me

This play better be entertaining.

Wrong! Although, that was a decent enough guess.

Opal

I believe this is what they call a tokusatsu?

It's in character for that avatar to be a dickhead you dumbass.

This is Carnage calling everyone a bitch

That Ryuk guy's only one life partner and two white tigers away from a residency in Las Vegas.

It's going to take a really big one then

Fuck you dude I'm gonna be pro in lax next year!
This better not be some gay fucking assembly about how some faggot sucked off a gun until it shot a bullet through his head. The last one was sooo BORING!
Fuck off bitch if I had my stick I'd be turning YOU into carnage. Why the fuck is everyone bothering me? Where's the bitches?!

This man over there with the red shirt may be fast but I'm faster

What's up, chuckleheads?

sitting here
i'm sitting here
you're sitting there trying to make sitting here

boo!

since everyone is guessing, i think frieren is nice

Rihan shows great restraint and respect.

Damn, I was confident on that one.

You remind me of Himmel, except that his obnoxiousness was cute.
You both are wrong as well.

Wash your pussy, slut. I can smell Tyrone from the room across the hall.

my type of elf is more like Deedlit

I didn't know that about you, Sneed. Deedlit's a favorite of mine as well.

How dare you pelt me you swines!

Warriors understand each other

That'll teach them to not promote kids eating junkfood all day.

Excuse me. Is there a better use for these?

Believe me, honey, when I say I can handle myse-ACK

YEAH PELT THAT FUCKER (the red is tomato)

can't, pussy got wires and circuit boards :(

You’re Rihan

Ouchie what the h*ck man...

Yeah dude I'm fucking balls-deep in YOUR MOM hey computer bitch take a picture of your mom's pussy on my dick!
What? Dude I think we learned about that Himmler guy in History or something. Wasn't he Jewish?

Weak reasoning! Think, anon! How would Mao be able to host, screencap, guess, and respond to everyone? You are wrong!

Ryuk's user appears to have low intelligence......Think, Rihan!

My sixth target...... Ryuk! Again! This time Ryuk must be Diavolo for 3 reasons:
1. Ryuk is pretending to be stupid! He is not capitalizing! Diavolo spends his whole year pretending to be smart........... but now that it's Halloween he wants to be stupid!
2. Ryuk is a "dark" character........... Diavolo is drawn to the gloomy depths that a shinigami represents!
3. Ryuk is an anime character............ originally a manga character from Weekly Shounen Jump! Just like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure!
4. Ryuk posted yaoi porn........... Few posts have that kind of resolve. Ryuk isn't Jill....... or Kosaku. Only Diavolo would have the will to post Ryuk sodomizing Light!
Ryuk must be Diavolo!

What the hell? This is a real frickin' embarassment!

At least someone recognizes my motherly charm.
I would usually just use magic and be done with it, but he didn’t even deserve that.

I like vintage anime, Glass no kamen and Attack No. 1 are my favorites :D

sneed

Scout is gonna rush it.

Gonna guess AZ, AZ likes old Nintendo games and while I know Banjo is a rare game it was huge on the N64.

This innocuous stage play, with blinding stage lights, shall certainly be in my eyes the greatest show of the night!
This isn't entertaining enough for me to laugh, so I hereby declare that right now, we should see a bloodbath!

Guesses that are articulate, intelligent and well thought out. You are LAN

A beauty, a petite witch and a goth milf, that sounds like a good cult.

It's magic, my magic!

Ingrid? Both characters have a similar princess like aura and I think you said you like old animes, as well as the way you talk.

Rihan shows great restraint and respect.

He can always use somebody else's Oscar.

Diavolo wants to be a woman and do you know what people who want to be women say all the time? Correct. They say "ACK" a lot.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

didn't take you for the mommy type
you're more like an older sister
guess that's motherly too, huh?
charming as heck regardless

louise my beloved :3

I've got a stinky pussy

Skill issue

You better be ready for my revenge.

Begone, Thot

Dammit. This is why you never drink a can of beer you didn't open yourself kids. Learn from my mistakes!

I'll run circles around ya!

Singing is fucking gay but Sportacus is a fucking faggot bitch SportaCUNT! Heheh yeah. Sucks on Swedish meatballs.

Laugh at me all you want but I'll be the one running marathons while the rest of you are in retirement homes. It's never too late to switch to eating healthy.

Fighting Dreamers? Oh my, that lyric makes me just a bit envious

Of course I was saved, I'm the the mc!

Rebecca, my soon to be discovered beloved friend :3

S-So no? Bleh

Elvish music is unmatched…at least, I think so. I haven’t met another elf in a while.

Note: “a while” could mean anywhere from a couple days to centuries.

Oh...! Oh no...! This microphone was on!!!!

I knew I shouldn't have trusted a conspiracy theorist! Once again I have foolishly perished!

beta sportman

how do u wish to die

ifu opend ur stupid eyes u know im still not that cunt

Finnian, more like Flameian.

I'm sorry to say I don't know either of those but I love Record of Lodoss War.

STUPID ASS RIGGED ASS CONSOLE ASS MOFO GET TONY'D

true dat
you're free to come and clean it up with your tongue if you want, tho

come at me chode! show a lady what's a man can do!

we can hug and talk about fun things and have sleepover parties later yipeeeee!!

I'll eat another apple again and I'll be fine but I have to take a rest from all of this exercise.

Come along with me..

Hey that's not fair!

Why does this take so long???

Oh yes, I'm sure we will~ That hug is a promise now.

Fuck off to the back of the theater you make my eyes bleed and shit it's fucking weird and gay.

Ahhhhh!! I'm so sorry! I'm not good with fancy stuff like pyromagicwhatsits!!!

Wouldn't it be more fun to fight? Step forward Utena

I'll show you what many men can do.

This entertainment does not entertain me. Is that how we do this?

I may have spent longer than I had needed to inside my castle. I give my insincere congratulations and thanks for that game. But do not think that means any of you are safe from my villainous deductions!
You type in lowercase letters and have an easy rapport with Sakuya. These two facts alone easily suggest that you are Seej!
Though if that's the case then why isn't your name on the list?

I don’t wish for much nowadays, but I would like to die in a less ironic way next time.

..... No!

.....! Twice I've tried and failed to unmask Ryuk...... not Jill... not Kosaku....... not Diavolo....... think Rihan!

You're Andrea, Andrea doesn't seem like she watch anime, but also, the short answers to the slides are her thing

Awh, jeez!

Chara starts the genocide run.

You sure that's what you want?

Oh yeah? Come get some, you frickin' wuss!

I'll print a novelization and make Rebecca fat and Your Mom a lesbian. This is bullshit!

It was wise to save your life rather than engage in combat

enemies to lovers

i swear on me pinky

ara? no maidens to summon? i see i see

Should have stayed behind to fight the pig.

You're Diavolo because Kosaku and Diavolo are lovers and Kosaku was Spy last year so to parellel him you picked Scout

Shut the fuck up you Boston Market nerd-sounding bitch I'd cut your dick off with this shit if your retard chin wasn't in the way.

I don't think so? I'm just Jerry.

Thank you whoever you are, that was really close.

Kolibri? You always reply to every slide and the calm way of expressing yourself reminds me of her.

Alright, pinky promise!

using an Andrea style response

Clever anon, clever

Jerry what did you do?

Fighting is always the best choice
too late now
Goodbye noisy boy

What the FUCK this is so FUCKING GAY!

We have plenty of maidens.

A clean strike!

BZZT! I'm un-freakin-touchable!
What is your major mal-function, brother?
Hey! YOU SUCK!

Your mom is gay

post the rules again pls

Fighting was not an option. May we meet again soon.
This is less than entertainment. Unentertainment?

it's the least i can do
i'll carry the memento of my fallen comrades on my body

jesus, that lady looks FUCKED up
treat the poor woman better, won't ya? face looks like she just got out of a domestic abuse case

Rebecca stop kissing your mom.

You're a rules

Searched for and found the cleanest seat in the house.

Literally me

You know, closeted homosexuals are usually the ones declaring everything else as being gay, as a way of masking their own deviant desires.

What? Fuck you faggot you called me a wuss. I'll do kettles with your fucking head for that!
NO I'M NOT!

NO SHE'S NOT! FUCK YOU! YOU'RE GAY!

dass pretty hot thoh

I think Andrea is Finnian because they're both unassuming British characters.

That’s an odd name. I’ve never been called that before, though.

Well I'm sure I'll repay you someday!

Cute.

Would a gay person take the gay flag and burn the fuck out of it and post it on Youtube? Yeah fuck you you don't have anything to say to that. You sound like your wife fucks other men anyway. Bet I fucked her.

let me kiss yours then, europa boy

can't we all be gay together, white CJ?

Girls with pink hair are really a disgrace

She hails from the battlefeild, there you sustain proof of battle.

Charge at me and meet your death.

Ouch!
That's really
Oof!
A unique
Aiee!
Weapon
Ack!

I'm so sorry but that is incorrect!!

My emotions are out of control! Cannot stabilize!
I'll see about that

A brief intermission.

Probably best to reply to Finnian so he sees it easier.

Are you Mao? The Landsknecht would be an unusual choice for an American but in continental Europe their skirmishes are well known

Kurwaaa I suck at this ;_;

Well I'll try to help you if you need it!

Nancy wouldn't have relations with you. She's not a pedophile. And if you insinuate she is again I'll make sure you never say anything else again.

Oh, you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
I'm running circles around ya!

don't give af bouthe game or haloween just horny post sum moar you fucking anime sluts

Using a dagger is tricky.
I appreciate it.

ISEKAI'd to a better city

damn, she must SUCK at fighting then!

you are trying your best
*hands you a snickers

Aye, got me with the history. I knew choosing something so obvious would backfire.

Rihan is kosaku

I don't know what'sthat but I'll pretend I do.

Next year I'll pick a very horny character, just wait a full year.

Thanks bestie...

Game continues here.