How do I get a hot 20 year old zoomette gf as a 34 year old man?
How do I get a hot 20 year old zoomette gf as a 34 year old man?
you need some combination of
money
good looks
social skills
social status
If you have a mid persona, live at home or with a roomate, work a mediocre job and/or don't have some sort of clout they will just see you as a man child and they can already date people their own age if they want immature.
You need to be something they cant just get within a few minutes on tindr.
Money money money....
Sounds nice on paper, but you'll notice the agegap and differences in personality and interests that come with it quickly and chances are high that she's gonna bore you because of that
Have you tried being rich, Anon?
Yeah money is everything to pull that off. Alternatively you can get one that is mentally broken
I'm 33 and i've been hooking up with a 19 year old from work. shes 6/10 body 8/10 face and mentally ill but shes so cute and LOVES to fuck. Shes so horny and is down for anything anytime.
Have a stable put together life, own house and car. Have stability, a huge cock on top of that helps. I’m 32 and fuck 22-26 year olds
Just get your passport and go overseas. Smashing 18-24 till my eyes bleed. lol (DR, Colombia, Mexico, Brazil, South east Asia, etc)
story plz
Operator, who is she?
not much to tell but ill do it
be 33, work for big university
end up around a lot of college girls bc of this
hooked with a few before, its been a while tho
new one started this year, a little chubby, but FAT tits and really pretty face, does amazing job w/ makeup
HATES her dad, lot of depression issues, she is a good student but smokes a shit load of weed and has bad social anxiety (i swear all the kids do these days its actually super concerning for our future but i am on a tanget)
she doesn't have any friend in school, is super lonely
I'm nice to her, talk w/ her about shows, games, some stuff she likes
she loves the attention
I'm decent looking, not fat and 5'8" so not particularly attractive
I can tell she kinda likes me
slow escalate flirting over months
we become friends at work, theres a little flirty tension between us
cultivate that
she never shys away
eventually turn texting into sexting
fuck it, invite her over
she agrees immediatly
comes over, have her naked in about 20 seconds from her arriving
use skills / experience to make her cum like 7 times, shes never had a guy be able to do that for her before
shes addicted to the orgasms I give her
we hook up most days after work now, she just got an IUD and has a breeding fetish
loves to get HURT, super kinky and open minded, willing to try anything
its fun and im sure itll end badly but im not in it for the long haul w/ these girls, theyre for fun
pretty much what I'm saying is you don't have to be a 10/10 millionaire chad to fuck zoomettes, theyre horny and they want to fuck too. if you can contain your autism long enough you can get pussy like you can from adult women your age as well. Helps if you know how to fuck/eat pussy/use your fingers, if you get them off they'll come back for more, obviously.
Holy shit, what is she doing with her mouth? That looks incredible.
whatever this kind of fish does
Participate in group activities, clubs, or organizations when you will interact with people casually and comfortably on a semi-regular basis. Unis, clubs, commercial districts, etc. It helps being in a situation where friendly or personal conversations won't add to stress. For instance, don't try to strike up a long conversation with a busy waitress unless talking to you gives them an actual break or somehow energizes them.
If you haven't already, have some type of sincere and honest relationship/intimacy with another human being. This will help your confidence and help get you out of that awkward, desperate, mindset. It comes across as creepy if the feeling isn't mutual.
You could fast track and get attention by being wealthy and physically attractive, because stupid people ignore red flags. That doesn't really last if you're a shitty person, unless you're an untreated sociopath and are experienced in manipulating people, because word will get out that you're trash.
What makes you want to have sex with a certain type of person? Are you holding yourself to the same standards, at the very least? Self care, and, in particular, good personal hygiene, goes a long way. If you want somebody to gobble you up, you have to be appetizing.
Everyone is different. Some people like being objectified by a powerful person, some want to be treated equally, and others want to dominate others. Some just don't like people at that moment. Read the situation and be flexible.
Don't be alone. If you have a friend of two, take them with you, even better if it's mixed company. It relays the message that you aren't socially inept or a predator.
Sauce
how about how to take things to the next level despite the age gap with regards to kissing then sex?
Age gap psyops are a psyop.
Women literally do not care if you're attractive.
Your problems are basically the same as you were in your 20s just slightly harder to fix (I.E getting in shape).
Just ask them about it. Not in a creepy way like I know you fucks end up doing, then turn back here and whinge about how the seventh woman this week didn't fall for your rape stare.
Have a normal conversation, compliment them, make sly advances here and there: if they want to, they will.
You can't just pull your dick out and wave it at her. You're not that physically attractive.
I find my zoomette fuckbuddies/gfs on video games. helps being good at them, attractive and funny ig.
theres one who likes me and there are clear signs too. we have an age gap but I don't know if thats why she's somewhat hesitant despite our great chemistry. I don't know if she has a BF but she mirrors what I do, it appears we're both attracted to each other
Is it easier to meet zoomer girls in person or through dating apps
Bump for more advice please!
Fucked this zoomette on her 21st birthday after her boyfriend treated her like shit and embarrassed her in front of her family and friends.
Showed her some affection and genuine interest while comforting her after her dickhead bf ruined her night. She ended up riding my dick all night and made her squirt for the first time. She was loving it.
Perfect body ruined by hideous tattoos
I don't give a fuck about zommies little tattoos when I'm pounding her tight pussy and making her cum.
You buy them..... With money
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Fetlife
Soooo many kinky girls want an older man / daddy
good looks
social skills
social status
i'm so fucked
Money. Find that gold digger.
Tell us your secret to make her cum 7 times
I find it's as much about mental domination as the things you do to them physically.
Go into details
I want to become a squirt master too
My retirement is set to have me be a millionaire, but I have to wait until I'm in my early 50s. I plan to buy a large luxury house in the midwest, have a "party room" with tvs lights and music and alcohol, and the bedrooms will be prepped for guests. Figure I can have a good 10 years of taking advantage of dumb 20 year olds before I get murdered or go to jail
live at home
Where the fuck are you supposed to live? Do zoomers chicks dig homeless dudes or something?
“Come over to my place baby, I stay in a box under the freeway overpass.”
That's the neat part, you don't
You don't.
by live at home he means in your parents home you moron
Imagine being so pathetic that you go on the internet and make up stories like this to make yourself feel better.
be a restaurant/nightclub/bar manager
welcome to Anon Babble
adopt a girl and raise her as your daughter until she's 17