G/fur

g/fur

Maybe a Little Gay™ Edition

gay in my mouth or something idk i'm tired boss

maybe a little tired?

maybe a little bit but i still want dick in my mouth

that can be arranged

feesh

i sure hope so
feeshy

cats love fish, like me, I'm cat

so dead today...

wow we both love to eat fish and i smell like fishy, match made in heaven
some days are quiet

that's epic

truly epic, i also happen to love cats

peep this cat (it's me, i'm the cat)

that is a cute cat, would kiss and suck and plap

I'm a cat sometimes in my dreams.

(but I talked about that earlier -- so, no more insanity for this evening)

i will forever be fascinated by my own dreams and others

glad to hear you enjoy
makes me wish i remembered my dreams, it happens like once a month at most

he's cute, looks like a cool cat as well
i hope my dreams go back to being fantastical soon

my dreams right now are of eating feesh ass

My dreams are terrible.

alpha homo

wow sounds like a nice dream
you need snuggles something fierce snarf

any dream of ass is automatically a good one right?

yes it is i have to agree. though i've never had one that was explicitly about ass... yet?

just wait now you will and the nut will be insane

What if you dream about female ass?

the nut

never had a wet dream, so that would be a first
uhhhh it's not gay or straight if it's a dream

I don't discriminate

i must go for now, love you gfur

have a good one

uhhhh it's not gay or straight if it's a dream

Aww, damn. That would've been a nice one for the last thread.

I'm so tired of dreaming about high school.

I sometimes have dreams about college life.

Come to think of it, I have had one or two dreams about being de-aged and having to go through high school again. It always had the tradeoff of having to go through several more years of schooling but also being able to make up for past mistakes.

I'd probably take the opportunity in real life if I could.

ah the stressful as fuck for no reason dreams, I have those a lot

Of course I would. High school sucked, but it's still waaay better than kidney failure.

It's regret that I got my GED instead of graduating normally. And it's been 20 fucking years.

I'm sorry.

I feel that, I think about how I fucked up college a lot and that was a decade ago at this point

!furfag/eEw

EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

classic

I'm here again for a bit!

How have you been? And how long have you been gone for?

i think the last time i was here was like 2017?
blame raccoon for me being back

in a much better place though, I think i was homeless when I last posted

My guy it has been like 3 to 4 years, I'm just playing around on a friend's PC while I install windows 11 on it

blame raccoon for me being back

That fucker is starting a damn renaissance (See: uprising superpower with a 2026 launch date).
He even pulled GRAPE out the shadows, of all people. Or maybe Grape just knew where the party was at.

no clue, was surprised people even wanted me around, but i'm having a good time reconnecting with people, been really fun, i forgot how much this place meant to me as a kid

as a kid

UNDERAGE B&!!!!!!
Wait wtf how old were YOU then? Way too many underage b& food was here, goddamn it.

Do you play any games?

I was like 18-21 in the golden age, I never used this place underaged, actually the pic of my ass snarf has was from my 18th birthday lmao

Really pushing it there, lol.

VRChat mostly but I play a few others sometimes

I was a scared goody two shoes back then

busy playing rivals

everyone's gaming, i'm out here busting combos

im cumming (in your butt)

do it faggot

i'm bustin a nut

i remember u

that was the wrong fucking picture man that was one for my dentist.
i am ashamed.

what combos are you busting

6 and 7 mil, tampa on rethawed

idk what game that is

tony hawk pro skater

Ew, balls are touching.

I aint no good at them type a games
yeah nigga they GAY

I wish Dangpa did coherent compositions.

tfw no1 to share these made from scratch tendies with

guess I'll get fat alone

tendies would fucking hit rn

tendies

I have been summoned

it's really unfair how good they are

deep frying food drunk and shirtless is always a good idea

Good evening.

you sound so suck-offable right now it's insane

just don't get hot oil on your pecs, that'd suck

Chicken tendies are really cheap and easy to make. They're even better if you let the chicken brine for a day before you make them.

Speaking from experience, hot oil to the face is even worse.

burning off the skin like that is a rough time for sure

I'm lucky it didn't get in my eye, a millimeter to the left and it would have.

dubs ill suck dick

They're even better if you let the chicken brine

yeah, some of the thicker ones could've used a bit more internal flavor, but the panko crumbs were already salted

6 gallons of boiling homebrew beer on your leg isn't much fun either

roIl

I have never made alcohol before, but I'd like to make a dandelion wine some day.

Tell me you added more than just salt to the break crumbs.

jesus, what a way to be partially blinded

It would have been cool as hell though. Especially if the eye looked all fucked up afterwards.

I'd like to make a dandelion wine some day.

I think everyone should try to make alcohol at least once in their life

Tell me you added more

it's was already seasoned
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reminds me of a time a small container of concentrated nitric acid disintegrated in my face. guess that's why we use fume hoods :/

i was downstairs for a few hours and i came back to my room and forgot i left my window open so it's all cold in here now oops

so..cuddles?

you could say you got injured in war or a fight or something

i so wish. hopefully my room warms up a bit before i climb into my cold bed

Cold is good though. It is invigorating, and when you're with someone you can use them to get warm.

I don't drink, but dandelion wine is supposedly a real old timey Southern summer time specialty. Folks'd make it when the dandelions freshly bloomed then let it ferment until the following sunmer when they'd drink it.

preseasoned panko

My disappointment is immeasurable.

Why were you playing with acid around your face?

I would tell everyone that I was burned by a criminal who thiught I was someone else that owed him money.

yeah i know, my room will warm up

when you're with someone

i wouldn't know

that's a good story for sure
orca-cicle

the other orcas would be laughing at me, i'm blubber-less

Poor Orca. I'd warm you up.

It would be a great story, and leople would be like, oh, you were toetured, no wonder you're all weird in the head.

one day i will have someone to mutually warm up with, probably
just tell people you got in a fight with hot oil, it's not a lie

But where's the fun and excitement in that? The intrigue? I'm sure you will have someone to warm you up.

twink orca is not what I thought my mind would be thinking of at 3:30 am today but here we are
two birds one stone situation

we'll see what the universe has in store for me!
well it's what i am

I'd be more ashamed of this one, honestly

I'd offer you some of my catfat

give it to me in the form of snuggles pls

bet, get over here

My disappointment is immeasurable.

sorry for ruining your evening, but cooking is a hobby, not a passion for me
and I (mostly) wasn't playing with acid. It's used for extracting and keeping transition metals in solution

need so bad tbh

Precisely. And then they'd leave me alone.

It's nkt the unkverse that has things in store, you must go out and get what you want. Only through the exercising of your will.

Trans metals? The woke left has gone too far this time.

you're right, it's honestly both. like that story of the man praying to god for years to win the lottery and god finally answers him and says "at least meet me half way and buy a ticket" lol

Trans metals? The woke left has gone too far this time.

yeah, it's in each of your red blood cells right now. Just buy my GIGA-dick chelation pills for 69$/ea and you'll feel right as rain

I'd prefer to be left alone most of the time as well
I feel you, would love to provide

it's okay, you guys still comfort me here and i appreciate it greatly

I like the story of the devout man who is drowning in the ocean. He fully believes that God will. So he's out there drowning and a lifeguard swims out to rescue him, the man says, no, God will save me. Then a small boat comes by and offers to rescue him and again the man says, no, God will save me. Then a large yacht comes by and offers to save him, and fkr a third time the man says, no, God will save me. Eventually the man drowns and he gets tk heaven, he sees God and he askes him, why didn't you save me? And God says, what are you talking about? I sent you two boats and a lifeguard.

What do these pills do?

Yes, being left alone is the best.

agreed
I feel like being hugged by an big orca like that would be like omega tier comfort

texas is a shithole

ha i've heard that one too, thanks for bringing it up. that really is the lesson here. trust the universe, but also, go out and do things so the universe can help you do them.

being left alone is best

what a paradox, i want to be left alone for the most part, but also i love being around people who don't make me feel that way.
it would!! i'm not a big orca myself but i like to think i have that energy still

Remember, the universe is indifferent to us. Everything we do or have we have gotten ourselves. Human beings are quite remarkable that way.

I prefer to be around only those who I am able to sit in silence with without any awkwardness.

sit in silence with without any awkwardness.

thats a huge thing for me too. i can talk here and online but irl i am very quiet and much more of a do-er than a talker. i know there's a few of us like that here

if you're warm especially you'll do fine, their like super smooth skin would feel nice

I am very much like that. Sure, I enjoy a gold conversation, but if I can't sit there wkth ylu without the need to talk, then what's the point? I had a friend I used to hang out with all the time back home, and I'd go over to his lalce and we'd sit and just listen to records. He had a huge stereo system but his record collection was extremely small, whereas I had a huge record collection but only a tiny little turn table.

mhm, like i said i have that energy on the inside. need to wait to really test that with someone but... soon.
that sounds like a good friend. to find someone like that who is more than a friend, would be a dream come true really. someone i could talk to, even have deep or even weird conversations with, but we could go the whole day without talking much and it would be fine. at this point it's kinda all dreams for me but that's okay

You'll find someone like that, Orca.

well i'm not gonna be with someone who isn't like that, so i better! i appreciate it

What do these pills do?

Everything you imagine them to do. AND MORE!

obv

That's very true. Nature has no conscience, no kindness, or ill will.

it's not gay if it's furry
change my mind