Wake up and smell the coffee edition
Weekend Incest Thread
That commercial is so fucking weird.
5 minutes later
this one always cracks me up
weekend incest
You mean like how my grandmother used to make me sleep in her bed every friday night so she could make me fuck her before bed and in the morning?
Sauce?
fuck supermodel 10/10 escort
ok sex, came normally
fuck my cousin
cum with the strength of 1000 exploding stars, most intense orgasm I've ever had
I know cousins aren't really considered incest but for me it is. It felt so wrong but the forbidden nature of it made it so hot.
Yeah. Like that.
Allie around?
are there any incest pics or vids you guys strongly suspect are legit?
On reddit and mless there are 2 allegedly real m/s couples that also sell their vids. Theres also 2 real incest vids from Spain. Incest is legal in Spain, so I suspect theyre legit. One of them is dad daughter and stepmom the other is a fat daughter and her father.
Pic related is realmands. An alleged real m/s. I think they're from Canada and they actually look alike
It's actually a remake of an older commercial (from the 1980s I think) where the girl is much younger, giving it a more innocent charm. For whatever fucking reason, they upped the age of the girl in the new commercial, turning what was an innocent baby sister-older brother adoration to a much more weird similar-aged infatuation. The camera angles and the close ups of their knowing glances didn't help either
the spanish one with the Dad/daughter seems legit. Other than that there are a ton of identical twin videos, some of them hardcore. The Hill Twins for example are 100% real identical twins who have 1 hardcore video and a bunch of them fucking each other with toys and the like
Folger's Coffee
sangle was legit but fuck me was her mom disgusting
Anon Babble Dropped the emoji with glasses at the beginning there
another pic from my cousins ass
KYS jew
Weed that tasted like garlic, coke that was the street kitchen sink of benzo, molly, meth and fent. Cute but dumb dollar store register worker daughter. Pic related. We were at the point of I don't care. She looks at me and says she'll do hand stuff. First and only time I busted without me touching it at all. 4 days go to eventually double fisting her, wrist deep in both ass and puss. Took awhile for her to relax that butthole. lol.
cousin ARE incest, don't listen to anconig
I want to fuck my mom so bad
Favorite part ?
When my brother and I were young we would do gay shit on omegle, mostly for old dudes but all sorts were interested.
(You)'re my (You) this year, faggot.
God, I wanted to fuck my mom so bad since I can remember
Single mom, constantly walks around house naked, looks fucking great for her age, even today she is 59 now still looks 35 it's crazy. Loves massages so constantly since I was a kid, asked me to massage her back and lower back. My first year of boners and cum shots were basically all to her before I even learned what porn is. The amount of lucid wet dreams I had about her was crazy. Waking up from them to find out it was a dream was so cruel
younger sister and I had a game where we would kiss and pretend we were fucking. Just going off a videotape our dad had. We knew it was wrong but still would do it when nobody was around.
My first introduction to sex was seeing my dad sink his cock into my sister's shit pipe because they thought I was asleep
Got fucked by my estranged grandfather for a couple of years
Which one? The real, or the parody made by College Humor? (They weren't fucking in the real commercial.)
Got pregnant via my dad. Not a larp unfortunately
Post pregnant belly with date and time
Was 14 years ago
I’m here.
Did you keep it?
Yup
hot... want to show us pics of u with a pregnant belly with a time stamp next to it?
Did you like the process of getting pregnant by him?
Don't have any to hand from that long ago
I enjoyed the sex. Not so much the absolute headfuck of the situation
I have a relationship with my dads so I was wondering what you thought of it all. When did you start and was it consensual?
Started when I was around 11. It started mainly because I was curious about sex and he didn't really put up any boundaries so it was consensual in that sense
Was your mom around? What was your routine with him?
Don't have any to hand from that long ago
damn, oh well bet u were an eye catcher with a 9month belly. you let any of the other boys fuck after finding out?
I was seeing an older guy at the time. It was a weird part of my life
She worked away for large chunks of the year. There wasn't really a routine. We had separate rooms but I'd often wander in in the morning for a play
When she would be away, how did it go? Would he initiate? Did you sleep in his bed with him?
Tbh I would often be downstairs watching some crap on tv and he would be elsewhere in the house. I'd usually get a text from him like 'u wanna come upstairs' and that would mean he wanted sex, so I would go up and he'd usually be in bed, masturbating
How long did it go on for? Do you still have sex with him?
It went on for 3 years. We don't still have sex regularly, but occasionally
you let him cum inside also?
you know who likes incest? people who get no pussy!
Of course
How old are you now?
29
LARP gtfo
My ex husband fucked our daughter
winless fucking lives again. How ya been, bud? Hope you're doing well.
- John
Same! When we started it went on for years until he married my stepmom. We picked it back up again back in November.
I 100% know people will say this is a LARP but I want to share it anyways.
I was raised by a single mom. She was apparently a real wild child and would sneak out to high school parties from the time she was in middle school and drink till she passed out. She would wake up with her tits pulled out or her panties pulled off but didn't care. In her words "If I can't remember it why would I worry about it" So yeah thats how I was conceived. Not great. She was in the first half of 14 when I was born.
Her parents threatened to disown her but in the end they largely took care of me while she finished school. I don't remember it but she says I thought her parents were mine until I was 5 or 6. Anyway after hs she got a certificate from a tech school and a real job and I think I was around 10 when we got our own place. Now maybe its because she hadn't raised me before that but she didn't really act like my mom. Instead it was more like we were partners trying to make sure everything got done. I never got told to put away my toys or clean my room. Instead if she was busy at work I'd do the laundry for us, if I had school work she would vacuum. I had a lot of responsibilities but she treated me like an equal so I liked it. All my friends at school talked about how they hated their parents or how unfair they were but I couldn't relate at all.
During some movie night when I was 13 there was a sexy scene and I got hard, at that point I was taller than her and we had gone from me snuggling into her, to her snuggling into me. I'm sure she noticed and a few movie nights later we ended up kissing. Movie night quickly became make out nights but they didn't escalate for like a year.
Now we seem to remember things differently about this. I remember her grabbing my dick through my pants and stroking me, so after that I started playing with her tits. She says I played with her tits first but either way we escalated quickly to petting then handjobs and fingering then oral. She absolutely refused to go beyond that and eventually admitted she just wanted to wait till I was older. I pointed out she had already been knocked up by my age but that just pissed her off. We still managed to have a lot of fun even within those limits and my last gift from her on my 16th birthday was an empty box of birth control. She said I was old enough now and would never have to wear a condom with her.
We went kinda crazy for the first month after that. I think 3 times a day was our minimum unless there was an emergency but we slowed down to 1-2 times a day after that. I started sleeping in her bed instead of my own and while we had always been very close and had more of a "partner" than "mother/son" relationship it really started to feel more like we were a real couple.
She seemed to feel the same way and we started going out on dates. I was tall for my age and she was small so we figured we looked similar age. Also the plan was as long as we didn't do anything too lovey dovey if anyone asked we could say "Oh no we're family" That ended up falling apart the first time a woman called me handsome and she staked her claim to me by calling me her boyfriend.
So I kinda figured that we would stay together but when I brought up after hs plans she got weird. She actually started turning down sex and even told me to go back to sleeping in my own bed. For like 2 months shit was awful till she finally admitted that she didn't want me to commit myself to her without any other experience. She felt like she groomed me and if I never got a taste of other women she was at best gaslightling me into loving her and at worst I would resent her for it and leave her. We spent awhile trying to figure out what we would do, and while I wasn't a huge fan of her plan for the first time ever she put her foot down as my mother. The deal was simple. I would go to college and have a normal life. Pick up chicks, get a girlfriend, try new things without her. And after all that if I still wanted to be with her I could move in after graduation.
I get why she wanted it and i guess she was at least kinda right cause I was awkward as fuck with other women. But with the help of some friends I did get laid and even a gf in my first year of college. Things fell apart a few months later but it was still nice.
Anyway I'm currently in my 3rd year and after a few gfs me and mom have decided to get together for real after graduation. We haven't really hammered out the details but I'm thinking we'll take advantage of the fact that we look similar age and have the same legal last name to move to a new city and live as a married couple. Unless we need to show our birth certificates or produce a marriage licence it should be rock solid.
We still fuck like bunnies every time I come home though and we can't wait to be an open couple in a year and a half.
Weed that tasted like garlic
Garlic weed is that super exclusive bomb shit. Yeah, a lot of powder is mixed up street coke but man, not for cut, but all that together feels amazing. So fucking good, but not for everyone. Depravity is all consuming.
I just looked this up on YouTube. The jokes in comments write themselves.