Rurus:

rurus:

claim waifu

post waifu

dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)

no erp

no overly lewd content

posting gets you a reserved place in hell.

no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12

discuss and have fun

dress up because it's fun watching kids pitch a tent in their cute shorts when they see their fictional crush' ass at eye level with them. Cosplay is consent for them -- It's not for their boring old parents. I'm just there to be groped by little nerdy losers who are groping me with their eyes, who can smell my wet pussy through the costume. Really, adults should just be banned in general from conventions unless they're dressed up. I only want cute little losers to crowd me, touching me and pretending it's just an "accident", before I drag them to the nearest toilet and jerk their little stub off.

just drinkin bout get more but i'm a chronic masturbater so i will blow a losd 1st and you should believe me fr fr

Wait a minute... You aren't an alcoholic at all!

Sleepover! At Earth's

We're so back(almost).

not even close

Alcoholism is by medical definition a physical dependence on alcohol and not just frequent use.

You don't even drink

Yes I do but people blow it out of proportion and make seem worse than what it is

I think that these threads should end because there's no growth and it's just a discord thread

It's kinda pointless to make a thread where you're all on the same server and talking to eachother the entire time because again nobody is coming new to this site practically

you can just stop making them they're cringe dating threads for gay men

P I L L O W F I G H T

Hot dog crossbow fight.

Heck yes. Scary movies and talking about b o y s

Illegals in my yard
I don't even ask if they got green card
They're gonna pave up my driveway this
Christmas
When they're not working, they sit at the bar
They're gonna drink some Cervezas this
Christmas
They're gonna shoot some Tequila this
Christmas
They're gonna get a dui this christmas
They're gonna clean all my cars this
Christmas
They're gonna
shovel all the snow this Christmas

HERE I GO AGAIN

literally nobody cares, retard

You do you're complaining which means you have a little bit of care
I know you're retarded but c'mon dood

How many days until one gets tired of the other?
Who's going to get tired of who first?
High and a winner, pay the front line, take the don'ts.
He's Coming out again for a new point, Get your bets now ladies and gentlemen.
Four four the point's marked four, Ace Deuce craps wants the four,
Ace Deuce Ace Ace Deuce.
Crap crap want four crap want four, Who wants, who wants the hard four?
Five want four.
High and a winner got a hot hand,
Place your bets
ladies and gentlemen.
High and a winner got a hot hand, Place vour bets ladies and gentlemen.

ciao!

Cuties sleepover with drugs and alcohol.

you're broken

That's not allowed here
unless i like you that is

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sure bro I think i'm just drunk

lots of smoking lots of crying

dont scream ok

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

we're so close to making these threads so consistently terrible and not just these threads but the entire site that it's pretty much agreed that it's so fucking over

You can stop it but you won't

what's the situation??

no screaming alright

Touhou 20 got announced and nobody told me.

I double lip the pouches

Does it use HRTP mechanics

No.

If yall weren't gay i'd ask if yall spanking monkeys like me

wow!
are there girls in it?

There are indeed girls in it.

no it's the first troonhou with all men and no women

adorable image, cool to hear about touhou 20, i might get it

Heyo Ramu, what's up?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Both at the same time.

you should kill yourself

Go for it, though youll have to wait until the next comiket.
Wtf are you real super sand?

You're depressed and life is pointless anyway

kill yourself

end your life

end your life

you're a failure

everyone is just tolerating you

When all else fails, I guess they'll attempt D- gaslighting. Sad.

YES. I'll turn you into a sandwich.

i'm not gaslighting i'm helping you get out of this miserable situation
Don't you see how cruel they can be?
They are laughing at you and pretending to be your friend while you are cringe in public
if you have private conversations newsflash they're not private they trade your most personal conversations and laugh over them

It's like the weakest, most feeble attempt to manipulate others. Like a child who sees something done and poorly attempts to mimic it.

Super Pooper Scoopers are just legended

They bitch about me saying earth is cringe but it's just because i'm ruining their amusement at how pathetic he is because he'll stop posting cringe

they don't mind waifu posts because they're entertaining to read and i agree it's literally the most pathetic shit ever

I think all waifuposts should stop

I'm being honest that's really what's happening seija saves altair private messages and posts to laugh about he just doesn't care

nobody here is a waifufag we are all trolls

You should kill yourself

He mad lol

When's the last time you were sad?

Jjuju!! howr u

i never got around to playing any 2hou, ill wait for reviews first

im just drunk
I dont feel anger or sadness
I happen to be above anger or that, i'm close to an animal and only care about necessities of survival
caring about things lowers your chances of survival and leads to disappointment factually

Post.

Total.

actually what you care about is your feelings getting hurt 2 years ago

Total Waifu Postening.

Vivy

Slop

You know you're gay and it's wrong?
How many people called you a freak because you're bisexual?
I'm not you're friend I just have honest care about others

10years ago I was the most negative person on the internet

This is something I told one anon you can search and it predates anything

Are you cereal?

Cute

youtube.com/watch?v=kp3m3xS6qDA

including me admitting i'm antisocial which one anon had a problem with
I just dropped my mask because it doesn't serve a purpose anymore and never will help

dubs i buy a 6 pk
odds i buy 2 tall boys i'm 7 beers deep and been taking it slow

6pk it is
shit

I probably make you feel

Try to end your life

I'm literally the only person who cares about you

kill yourself

I'm not your friend, i'm just honest and try my best to help as many people as possible

Imagine your waifu talking a lot while she's over at your place. Smiling and excited and telling you about so many things.
Oh I want to marry a planet.
when Rick and Morty split up

It can cut you like a knife
If the gift becomes the fire
On the wire between will and what will be

youtu.be/SFr3G-kOtqo?si=hqIuvutMd1WXrVSa

That's a sweet thought.
You still a fan of the show?

your* friend

qt qt!!

TH20 is rapidly approaching.
You ready to play?

He was a groomer
Rick and morty was pseud faggot shit, COUNT ME IN
oceans 11 parody was probably the best episode and the rest were shit

Some faggot said I posted the most original and best looking girls
I agree
I am the best poster here

You are that faggot

Proof?

I did hear, getting a good old Reimoo Marisa game.

The beast of the apocalypse

I'm headed to store

Its TH10 all over again.
The game has fossils as its name and minerals as its gimmick, but that centipede from 18 doesnt seem like its coming back, lol.

Ramu.
Frosted flakes.

lumu

Lum

wah

Waaaah
Post crowbar

Yes, I think I am. Sorry if it's embarassing. Life can be so good, I want to watch fun shows, and play videogames, with Earth chan all day.
Sorry, I was watching something...
We could play, if you still want to.

A documentary?
We can, Id still want Anzu to be here though.

I'm the lord of chaos dudes

You're the lord of hide post
Only perverts watch Nature documentaries, definetly not me though. Okay, while we wait for anon, I will hang my clothes to dry. I'll check for new posts every few minutes.

I was just curious, no worries. I enjoy some of the show still, and even think two episodes of the latest season were good.

God thats right, watching nature documentaries is the same as watching smut to you, I never thought of that, you treefucker fucker.
Go ahead, we cant wait forever though, your free time is limited and Id like to have fun with you, even if TopMan over there is not here to join.

the lord of hide post

Kek

Ehehe~ maybe it is. I don't watch them that often. But I love Earth, I sure do.
Don't wait forever either. I am actually forcing myself to stay on duty, since I promised. I'm a little tired. If you want to play we should, but if you don't feel like it, there's no point in both of us forcing it.
I wish I had more energy. Perhaps I should drink half a liter of cola.
Sometimes I get a little annoyed watching it. I mean, they made some episodes that almost felt like my waifu (the World) is openly mocking me for who I am. But all in all it's just a type of entertainment I seem to enjoy.
Just sit back and have some people tell me their science-fiction related nonsense ideas.
Sopmod2 making you kek with her daring jokes.

I only feel like Im forcing myself to play Flash when I play against someone I dont care about, you are not in that category, you however seem very tired, so if you dont feel like playing, I understand. The room name is "room name", the password is password1.
What you should do is get more sleep, which seems like an imposibility since you have the job that you have.

2 literal troons on a avatar thread trying to say it isn't
If this was a waifu thread none of us belong

you're literally just discord troons using age and i'm older than both you in every sense

big bad beyhem/mayhem

season been long for a seasonal antagonist, eh?

take meds
It is a possibility, actually. Smash Flash nerds should add a 2P coop story mode I'm sick of getting ground into a wall by my friend.

says faggot with a waifu allegedly

It is a possibility, actually.

Make it a reality then, I only want the best for you.

Smash Flash nerds should add a 2P coop story mode

Oh if only you knew how bad things really are...

I'm sick of getting ground into a wall by my friend.

Oh believe me, I want to stop bullying you as well, I know how unfun that is, once I get myself a good enough PC after the grind is over we will download something we can play that doesnt involve me destroying you.

I can bully you over your shitty art
sono was right he actually does draw better

But... I want to play videogames.
No more development...?
I would offer to buy you a PC but I might actually need my money with myself soon.
I'm still convinced I would have better chances against you if we didn't have power-point-presentation-transition-effects levels of ping while playing. At least when I'm kirby. 95% of my lifetime total smash playtime is with kirby.

Surely Mima will return this time.

You can do that in your free time in a way that doesnt canibalize your sleep time.
Thats not it, a story mode like Brawl Subspace Emisary has been a pipe dream for the SSF2 fans since ancient times, so much so that one of the most painful April Fools jokes that the devs pulled off was a trailer for said mode. Something like that is way too much for the devs, weve been waiting FOUR YEARS for the next update, imagine how much we would wait if they added a story mode to it.

I would offer to buy you a PC but I might actually need my money with myself soon.

I wouldnt accept the offer either way, you know that. I hope you are not in trouble.
Im sure of that, the lag also affects me you know? But well, when I can play without lag is when you are at work, since we live on the opposite ends of the map. Maybe if you had Discord we could coordinate something on weekends were we could play without lag, but no can do for now.
So are you going to play? Comboing Sandbad became dull 30 minutes ago.
That was the first thing I thought.
"You know what character is a fossil that hasnt been touched in 20+ years"???
Not going to happen though.

This time for sure, I can feel it in my bones.

Shinki didnt come back in the game about Makai, Mima wont come back now.

Trust, we've only been wrong 18 times so far.

Mh. Maybe I will finish my Earth chan game before they add subway sandwich to friday night bros 2.
I don't think I want to play, sorry... I got shouted at at work and I have since been trying to fix my life. I miss my friends, I miss you. But I need some me-time, some sleep, and maybe anything but being toyed with in smash bros. I'm really sorry. ALso sorry for letting you wait and steal your time, yours is not worth any less than mine after all. I#m a bad friend sorry.
I am fine. I was homeless for a moment but I found a place to live, it's just a bit expensive and I might need to hold on to my savings until my wage triples.

Not going to hold my breath over that.
I knew something like this would happen. Im not mad at you, really, get some rest.
Good luck on that.
18?

Yeah.

You knew I would cancel? I guess the Earthfag who's truly there for everyone, even if it means doing the impossible, long stopped existing anywhere but inside my hopes.
Let me know if an opportunity arises for me to make it up to you. I owe you like, an hour and a half.

When is the time that you guys havent been wrong?
No, I knew it would be a matter of time before life got complicated on you.

I guess the Earthfag who's truly there for everyone, even if it means doing the impossible, long stopped existing anywhere but inside my hopes.

Dont start beating yourself down, you know I hate that. Youre saying stupid things because your life is rough right now and your emotions are a mess, once the storm subsides you will look at what you wrote and think "wow maybe I was being too dramatic", which you are.
Something tells me you already know that and you wrote that to seek emotional support, conciously or not, but you know how awful I am at giving that. I will just say that

I guess the Earthfag who's truly there for everyone, even if it means doing the impossible, long stopped existing anywhere but inside my hopes.

Its bullshit, you give too much and you dont know how to recieve, everything in excess is bad, kindness is not an exception. Get some time for yourself as you said you need, AND GET SOME SLEEP. Once you wake up, rested, you will have a better mind to make a plan moving foward and process whatever is making you feel bad.

Let me know if an opportunity arises for me to make it up to you. I owe you like, an hour and a half.

You say that as if I was ONLY waiting for you, I was watching YT while I waited, dont worry so much, Im not going to pretend that the 6+ years of history we have didnt happen and hate your guts just because you messed up one time for reasons outside your control, I messed up 9999 times for reasons within my control and youre still here for me.
Now get out of the PC and SLEEP, DAMMIT.

Highly Responsive to Prayers.
No one could have been wrong.

posting a few Tomos

I feel like Im getting confused while trying to find logic on a harmless joke, so I will stop.
So, elaborate, why do you find it weird to request self insert art with your waifu?

I believe I already responded to this which boiled down to I just feel like its weird.
Theres no particular well thought out reasoning behind it asides from thats how I feel about it when I think about it.

Dont doubt it, Im a scratched disk when it comes to asking people things.
Do you feel that way about self inserts in general?

tWO ON1

I dont know if I particularly feel that way about all self inserts.
I think there is a right way to self insert which is to write a character that may basically be you however he is still a character in the world you are writing and is written in a way that though he is based on yourself he is regardless a character of the world you wrote if that makes sense.
If you self insert just for the sake of self inserting thats just fucking stupid.
That said I would still not do it myself, I think it might have something to do with wanting to keep the world I enjoy and imagine as it is or something like that.
If I were to insert myself into it I believe it would no longer be the world I seek and would lose a part of its significance and purity.
or something.

I literally deal ace of spades
soon will do again

I think there is a right way to self insert which is to write a character that may basically be you however he is still a character in the world you are writing and is written in a way that though he is based on yourself he is regardless a character of the world you wrote if that makes sense.

That is basically what I did for the MC of my project, he has some features that are based on my 12 year old self but he is still a character that holds on its own.

If I were to insert myself into it I believe it would no longer be the world I seek and would lose a part of its significance and purity.

or something.

Fair enough, I can get that, everyone has the right to feel how the want about anything, even more so with something as dubious as self inserting, and that bit around the world losing a part of it may be a bit jank, but I also understand.

Life got complicated when I allowed myself to love something, and I liked it more since then.
YOU are being too dramatic, I feel kinda alright I think and I know what I need to do, I am not dying yet!

You say that as if I was ONLY waiting for you

Well, I say it like that because I've waited for long for people like that, alone and without knowing why they're taking so long, doing nothing.
I don't worry about you hating me, I worry about you suffering. One hour of pain for you is not fair, one minute of pain for you wouldn't be fair either. I don't get to torture or annoy you just because we're friends.
I AM IN THE PC!!!!!

Youre a masochist.
I am always being dramatic, I am, after all, the antagonist of this play. And I just want to make sure that you are fine, I dont care if I look like a drama queen if I get to drill my point across that head of yours.
That sounds really fucking sad, sorry.
Listen, I get your point and the logic behind it, but Im not particularly bothered by it.
Get out of the PC and come to me, I have strawberry cookies and a very small room where we can play legos in.

God I pay too much attention to detail, this is going to be the end of me.

Hopefully that satisfied your curiosity.
Cool numbers.

I am [...] the antagonist of this play. And I just want to make sure that you are fine,

Antagonist (aligned)
Well, it's hard to make a point if you tell me how I feel, but are wrong about it. It makes me feel misunderstood instead.
It's okay. It's my own choice to suffer for others. If you do not feel pained by my actions then things are kinda fine.
Why don't you come to me instead, with your cookies and legos. I have a couch.

Of course, I always like asking these kinds of questions, and at least you answer them.
It would be a very boring play if the protagonist destroyed itself before reaching the end and facing the antagonist, dont you think?
Yeah I know, I know, it just bothers me seeing someone I give a shit about going through something I cant do anything about, and so I try to help in my aggressive destructive way, sorry.
Yeah but dont make that a habit, take care of yourself.
Thats the plan, eventually.

Do others not?

Some others dont, not all posters are created equal.

True enough.
This is completely unrelated to anything but God I fucking hate how previously cartoony looking games have been changing towards a more realistic look.

Yeah but, who is gonna fight you??
You can do something about it, and you always do. Thanks.
It already is a habit, I think. Not to brag but I treat myself like shit. Thankfully my waifu is kind, and makes me want to treat myself better, too.

Square Enix in a nutshell, Final Fantasy used to be anime.
What games are you talking about here?
You =)
All I can do is send thoughts and prayers, I feel powerless.

Not to brag but I treat myself like shit

I am going to hit you with a fucking shovel.
Look at this Relm my favorite notification drew for me, isnt it great? He thinks poorly of himself but hes an idiot and I like his stuff anyways.

Street Fighter and Guilty Gear really.
Though when I say Guilty Gear that just basically means I liked how Xrd looked more than I like how Strive looks since its not exactly a realistic look but regardless it is much less cartoony.