Eternal Goddess Hunger Games

Eternal Goddess Hunger Games
First 24 tributes are up, sames by request
Through the VALLEY of the SHADOW of DEATH: Criminal Activity, get excited!

Catra

satanic trips checked

UOH?!

A Helljumper

Mimi

Alpha1918

Marisa Kirisame

Mordred

Sayori

Nezuko

Chonky Chonker

Okay then, use thid one instead.

Malicious Face

Daki1918
Okay I'm in

Don Weaso

Thanks, Don Weaso. Three (3) more?

I

Corzo White

Metchy

Annoying Orange

Blaidd

And we're there, cutoff!

I'll see that you're also included, Blaidd.

I

You can kick my chonker if blaidd doesn't have an entry yet.. which I believe he doesn't

No need, Mordred; I'll skip Nezuko instead. Everyone good?

Just make me irrelevant then

I'm ready to solve some problems and get paid extra for it. Time to clean up!

Many thanks!

Onward!

They wouldn't have stood a chance against Nezuko, Daki, but if you've a bee in a jar that needs minding...

Frankly, Don Weaso, I'm more inclined to regard that as proof of your fitness for leadership. It's certainly working for Arnold.

Catra's folks are just pleased she's trying to make something of herself and even welcome her shady friends.

I give that one - at most two - more rounds, Alpha.

SANJO!

It's a tough assignment, but I'm ready to take it and these bastards on.

Yummy money..

Good evening. Harleen

Depends on the task at hand.
What do you have in mind lass?

Instigating a firefight with another gang is entrapment, Helljumper.

Somehow Alpha manages to restrain Corzo's bloodlust.

Sayori can't help but notice how much more respected she is now than when she was tooling along in a police cruiser.

...to the kitchen, where you seem to spend most of your time sweating over a cauldron.

Don't sell yourself short now, Daki. If this slide proves anything it's that you've still got it.

Likewise Arnold, who apparently feels the need to keep his hand in.

Mordred and Chonky reach an impasse when it occurs to her that she has to sleep sometime and that there can't be many more ridiculous ways to die than through suffocation inflicted by an obese cat.

Its the long game, the baby is traumatized, then wants to get more and more powerful. When they did, Muzan grabs 'em. Easy-peasy

Kitteh.. mommy wants dindin so be a good boy and make me dindin!!

Those punkasses shot first I'll have you know!

And in the interest of maintaining cover, he has to keep pretending to be the bad guy until he wins. Or dies trying!

Normally I don't lower myself to such menial jobs, but I feel obligated to help one who is expecting

A better police force than we have hereabouts would be able to follow the trail of pistol-whipping victims straight to the Shrine Team's door.

He'll be just as dead if you give it the gas and run straight over him, Catra.

For someone who so values discretion, Arnold, you're making some very unusual choices.

Hope that shaved area grows back in soon, Blaidd.

I can't help but think you welcome the prospect of being marked for death, Helldiver, while for Harley it's just another Tuesday.

It will be raw and spiced meat on the menu.

A war mark! At least that was what the human who gave this to me said.

I'm a Helljumper dammit, not those guys who copied us! And I say bring it on you sons of bitches! You've got another thing coming if you think I'm gonna be an easy mark.

I appear to be fashionably late as ever.
I'll have to take out a loan to bet on Mordred then I suppose

My sweet prince... I'll find whoever did this to you and murder him.

he has to keep pretending to be the bad guy

I see your point, but dogfighting and cockfighting still make me wince.

"Kitteh...Kitteh? Fine, *have* yourself a good sulk, see if I care..."

As Don Weaso receives one unprompted tribute after another after Sayori finds the allure of the criminal lifestyle that much more difficult to resist.

You'll also pick up the tab for all the blood you got on Arnold's camel-hair coat, Catra.

What goes around comes around for the Raiders.

Bakarina doesn't tip. She doesn't believe in it.

I won't tip anyone for anything I could do myself

No bully kitteh.. I miss him

Got your wears and little trinkets to last you a journey! Asking price is a small amount of runes and gold coins!

Don't worry, I ain't a Michal Vick here. This is a gentlemen's club.

Which was a nice way of saying fight club, pugilist enthusiasts from all over coming to beat the shit out of each other for money and excitement!

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You've just proven yourself so...disturbingly good at handling your own business I wonder why you even bothered to put a hit out on them.

You certainly do seem preoccupied, Mordred. I bet you didn't even feel your car bounce.

Get back in the kitchen and be warned, Blaidd: Mimi won't go easy on you like the Raiders did.

Alpha's useless with a gun but distressingly good with the sort of tools used to flense whales and seals.

stares in bemusement after receiving a declaration of criminal fellowship from some strangely-dressed woman he's never met

They must really enjoy the spiced meat and prawn... maybe I can capitalize on this!

They share a bounty already, so they may as well stick together.

Just watch my six, lady.

That's uhh... a double kill. Should I feel bad for killing an unborn?

After that long a period of gestation I'm convinced Sneed was actually carrying an extremely lazy adult around with him so yes, that's definitely a double homicide.

Face and Dayra learn the unwisdom of bringing guns to a spoon fight.

As Corzo could tell you, KATARINA, even the toughest and most feared of gangsters have their shortcomings.

I'm more disappointed in you, Arnold, than I can usefully express.

As no sum of money will bring Chonky back I doubt Mordred even cares.

God damn you Blaidd..but I heared you avenged my cat so I won't hold a grudge against you. But only this once..

The thought of carrying a lazy adult is super gross. Why did you put that in my head..

Trust this wolf's Nose, she has items of great vaule! You lasses can raid her treasure trove, I'll be foraging through her food storage.

Jokes on you, I don't like anyone here.

and Mister Maseria thought heroin was quite an item
youtube.com/watch?v=ROmCW3to4M8

That's right, it's Feast time and (You) are cordially invited to enjoy an evening's fine dining and entertainment at the Legitimate Businessmen's Club!

I have to say, Arnold, I'm quite shocked by how completely you managed to vindicate the wording of your event.

Mordred, Helljumper, is really stung by that observation you made about not liking anybody here.

Blaidd already has two (2) humans' worth of ballast to digest and isn't going anywhere in a hurry.

Damn witch....!
I'll need a moment to recover...

Good hitman.. you get meowmix later.

Let's bring this on home, WNS!

Blaidd, not actually a cannibal

Mordred, not much of a criminal

KATARINA Claes, whom nobody calls "Barkarina" any more, at least not within her hearing

My apologies Ingrid, for a moment I thought this was Knife Code

Still Mordred bet

Self-bet

Mordred

He died not liking anyone to the end. Especially those hitmen.

Gonna go with the dogman.

I forgave you for the raid and now this?
Blaidd you are evil..

Be sure to tear the bag right open now.

You and quite possibly Marisa as well, Arnold.

You shattered my leg, now shatter own of your own. Do it, NOW! Or feel my fangs into your thro-

[Guessing he lives. Catching the bullet with the heavy armour he wears, but the impact was enough to knock the wolf down.]

Life is meaningless without kitteh. Time to reunite with him..

Here as elsewhere in the game your judgement's been excellent, KATARINA. Congratulations, you *deserved* to win.

Hey, I won! I really *am* a villainess!

Huh. Not bad. I guess. Congrats to her and thanks for this bash, lady.

At least his killer didn't win!

I'll reserve you a spot at the Hazbin Hotel
Thank you for the hosting, Miss Ingrid! :3
Congratulants, Katarina Claes!

Thanks and congrats from my busy Roxy as well! <3

~L

Well done, Bakarina! Thanks for playing and for bearing with me, everybody.

So close....
Nonetheless, well met Katarina!
Many thanks for the match, Ingrid!

Correct beyond any chance of refutation, Bakarina. I'm just glad to have had a small part in helping you realise your dream.
You are most welcome.

Thank you everyone, this was fun. Double thanks to hostess Ingrid

Thanks my beloved woof..
Some day I'll win for you! Just wait

Gg frens

I know you will, all you have to do is keep believing :3