/cel/

/cel/ -- Anon Babble - Random xdd
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

last ->

Before you inevitably say something stupid / start spamming.

This works for multiple anons I realized.

It also applies to the OP.

You really enjoy bullying me, don't you?

This "thing" of yours - referencing the last thread. It's not canon. Both Lillis and The Archivist have said so.

I am gonna bully your cum out of you

youtube.com/watch?v=fPH5stpA1y8

I'm somewhat of a trailblazer

Nooo not my cummies :(

Only 365 days until Wrestlemania 42.

crushing your prostate like stepping on a grape

They both pre-date you and have more authority. Your function is to make parker feel less suicidal and to service Babs when required.

Ooh and the god awful cring' you spew in the starlet threads.

There will now follow three pictures featuring blåhaj.

Again, because reasons.

VJ is a goddess and more.

my girl button! :o

Ok

visualize this picture, a foot stepping slowly on a grape and then it pops, but the pressure keeps increasing until it is mush
that's gonna be your girl button vs my penis :>

Am I wrong for wanting this?

I'm outta the tubes and back home. :>

Those of us who have seen what you post in other threads already know how damaged you are.

how can something that feels so right be so wrong?

I really like how her lower back arch perfectly fits the Warner Bros. logo

Go away Allison.

You are dumb as shit

Hello I'm outta the tubes and back home. :>, I'm Alice :3

Ey what happens ok Anon Babble stays on Anon Babble

So it's wrong?

I have many redeeming featurings.

Please, I'm Outta the Tubes was my father, just "Outta the Tubes" will do. :3

penis turning your girl button into pleasure mush is definitely wrong

Tubes Jr.

Oh no…

That image was for a Anon Babble thread. Ignore it.

Mr. Tubes Jr. to you!

I hope you nice n' cozy!

Humanity has yet to conceive of a word to describe how pathetic you are.

it feels way too good to stop now

God she is so hot...I'd kill to see her make out with Hailee Steinfeld

I'm cozy, not sure if I'm nice tho.

What if I cum from this…

What Satna Clause doesn't know won't hurt him right?
I think this is a well deserved booty for you. <3

imagine being addicted to this ...

Level 5 Gyatt <3

Can I get addicted to it??

There is, however, a word to describe how pathetic you are.

P E D O P H I L E

There is nothing lower than that. Not a single thing.

3 pedos posting together in harmony

Alice and Babs are terrible "people".

:3 <3

You publicly and proudly admit to masturbating to children. You are a sub-human with no value whatsoever.

"911 what is your emergency?"

S h o t s F i r e d

Oh my…

That's a perfectly acceptable image of Hunter Schafer anon. OMGosh what IS your trauma?

Oh your...? What's goin on over there? ;3

Nothing, and definitely no staring either.

Part of me is curious if trauma and abuse contributed to your pedophilia. A bigger part of me doesn't care and would gleefully beat you to death with a cinder block wrapped in razor wire.

Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream...

I swallowed cummies for the first time when I was six.

life is but

Nothin... springing up at all?
Oh my Livvy in pink. SUPER delightful don't think you think?

HE'S HERE

Your life is a sequence of never ending pathetic tragic events that will culminate in your death.

If that's true, the person who did that to you was a sub-human piece of shit who deserves eternal torture in Hell. Sadly, you deserve to be there with him.

It's Emma time?

OK

I'm gay

nggh… is degradation, humiliation and being used like a fleshlight included?

Another dazzling display of your superior intellect and humor.

looool, my bad patoot.
One of these days tho...
I'm not gonna finish that sentence but just know... one of these days...

^-^

What are you planning?

VJuice owns my cock & balls.

If I told you I'd have to karate chop you in the spine.
I don't want that, do you?!

I was gonna help you cum to Livvy haha. Didn't you *just* tell me that you prefer feeding? God it's like I don't even listen at all.

One of these days...

*Backs away into the shrubs.*

One of these days...

I own half these nibbas ITT.

may i ask you a question, jacob? did you sleep well?

Imagine the sleep he'd get if he just let go and ended his worthless pedophile life.

<3

This dude's in here asking questions like he's The Interrogator all the while he hasn't produced a single a single slice of rhubarb pie to give to us in months. Good gravy.

SIDDOWN SON

Vicky is for the streets

never rub another man's rhubarb

She wouldn't survive an hour in my low income neighborhood. :/

rhubarb pie is reserved for chad currently

Heeeere's Johnny!