Operation Anon Babblereadbasket/Tunnel Central

JOIN THE MATRIX CHANNEL:
matrix.to/#/#obbt:matrix.org
TODO:
○ Get Matrix to 100 members
○ Create a public folder holding oldfag images and new OC (tunnels!), information about the operation, and more
○ Create a comprehensive plan for building tunnels to threads in other boards
○ Establish a site to archive specifically these threads as well as all tunneled threads
○ Advance the design of the reclaiming Anon Babble mascot of Yotsuba's passionate younger sister, Mitsuba, by giving her a full design with a breadbasket held and clothes.
● Show anons how to create tunnels between threads made by organic users who are interested in taking Anon Babble's culture back
HOW TO BECOME A TUNNELBRO:

Want to support the cause but prefer mainly to lurk? Become a tunnelbro today!

Create a link between threads made by anons interested in bringing back original Anon Babble culture and building upon it once the board is taken back. All you have to do is post a link to said thread and connect it to another thread and do the same in reverse so that anons can easily hop from thread to thread.

Ensure that each thread has multiple tunnels built in separate posts, so that all the threads connect together.

Why does this help? Anon Babble doesn't have an archiving function like normal boards, so once threads are gone, they're just gone. We're disadvantaged by all the botspam on this board, so we have to stick together to keep our stuff alive long enough to build out a plan to coordinate both on and off-site.
FORMATTING REQUIREMENTS:
Post should feature a pipe facing a chiral direction, with the bottom of the post saying TUNNEL: and the thread you're tunneling. Then, in that tunneled thread, mirror your image and do the same thing, connecting it back to the original thread. Make sure tunneled threads have the same tunnels as this thread in case this thread goes down. Only use Golden Tunnels for inter-board tunnels (please consult the Matrix channel before making one)

When joining the Matrix or the hidden discord server (available on request), choose your primary role from the following list or propose a new type of role:
Graveyarders - People that choose a 3-hour shift from 12am to 12pm Anon Babble Time (US EST) to bump all tunneled threads once an hour

Tunnelers - People that construct tunnels between quality threads either focused on bringing old Anon Babble back or contain the essence we're trying to build.

Bridges - People whose job it is to run information back and forth between this chat and the discord chat for younger members. Will probably be an easier job on non all-hands-on-deck days.

Cryptkeepers - People that manage central drives and their mirrors. Currently there's only one. Will likely be that way for a while unless you really wanted to help out there.

Artists - Traditional artists and graphic designers capable of helping us make operation propaganda. Currently working on a mascot right now

GRAVEYARDER SHIFTS

If you decide to be a graveyarder, you must choose a 3 hour window where you will bump every tunneled thread once an hour. All times are listed in Anon Babble Time, which is US EST.

S1 - 12am-3am EST
S2 - 3am-6am EST
S3 - 6am-9am EST
S4 - 9am-12pm EST

Heh Nice Tunnel thread.

Bump

Q approves of this plan.

Make sure that link is safe, then follow this idea. It will rase the level of global consciousness.

Graphic designers needed. A breadbasket with Anon Babble in it will likely be our symbol. We also need other regular artists to help design the rest of Mitsuba and draw their renditions of her in the interest of promoting OC alongside the campaign.

looks great, man.

TUNNEL REPAIR:

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bumperino

Thank you for your efforts, tunnel repair guy, but we need entirely new tunnels to be built each and every time. I know it's tedious but this is the undertaking of the tunnelbro path. We need those images to be consistent, two-way, and mirrored so that anons can easily navigate between threads without needing to parse text. It's a quality of life thing that we owe to our fellow anons as tunnelbros. I'll go fix them all, but next time try to build separate tunnels if you can, or take on a less tedious role if you'd prefer that.

we need more shifts or need to increase bump intervals. I had at least 2 threads die on me during my shift.

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*shorten bump intervals

pipe

should recruit some europeans for it

Roger. Should we do every half hour?

I'm glad you didn't create a proper tunnel. This is unrelated to the operation and shall not be bumped.

You'll get bored of this in a week when it does absolutely nothing.

too bad shitbag, you will get these in every thread. and your response proves that all we need to do is use your fake rules to get more attention.

It won't get bumped, so I'm not sure what the joke is here.

it's being bumped more than this thread is, asshole

Good for you? I meant by us.

yes, let's try that.

I am eurotrash.

On second thought, your thread is a highly entertaining read. Maybe it's worth a bump after all. This isn't satire, right?

Hop in the matrix and let's get you situated as a graveyarder

i wont confirm or deny whether that is my thread or not and im just being a dick

but would it be funnier if i just linked a porn thread instead of Anon Babble crap?

Your existing thread is quite funny. If your objective is to be funny, I say keep it up.

I already am, anon.

it ain't mine but I've been bumping it because I like it more than the other shit that's been going on lol. I know it ain't what you guys want but whatever dickhead energy is going on over there feels like classic Anon Babble to me, even if its the wrong way

on that note I kinda wanna get ppl to crawl up the ass of druggie mcdaniels over here

That's not how this works.

you think I give a fuck how this works?

SPOILER ALERT: Anon Babble was never about organization. Suck your discords back up your own asshole.

This is just a gay and retarded op to create a new spam meme on Anon Babble. You newfags will never become an oldfag

this won't bring back snacks.

Do this one, it got dubs.

this one hurts.

We sure are getting a lot of attention today, bros. This thread isn't even 2 hours old

When you keep at something and succeed, people take notice.
What people do as they notice varies by the person.
Some are compelled to aid, others are compelled to destroy. Some are inspired to copy.
We'll doubtlessly see the full spectrum, the deeper we go. They're all signs of success, and I for one welcome all forms of it.

so this is where all the usaid funding is now going to

Fuck... you didn't have to say that...

I'm about to fucking cry for the old days, man...

imagine being this upset about people making things better

Anon Babble was never good.

There are people like that. It comes from a place of insecurity. They'll keep coming the deeper we go. Just accept the bumps to the thread and continue working.