Try your luck

KMS?

Your fortune: Average Luck

its over then?

Same question but now?

will little donnie go out like hitler?

Damn it 8 ball, yeah or nah

Should i kill that anon?

Will I finally get a permanent job by the end of the week?

Your fortune: Outlook good

Will I be able to finish my CS career?

Just tell me you fucking nobhead.

Track in the morning?

Should I let her suck my dick tomorrow?

3 - Ask again

8-Ball knows its not a "she".

Should I suck a cock tonight?

tell me you fuck

Is it worth it?

Will I?

Will I ever get a girlfriend?

Epic get. Talk to any bitch you want from now on, anon. Your success is preordained.

am i getting dick tonight

Hey 8-Ball, long time no see. Should I finally book that doctor's appointment?

Guess I'll die

Will I get an attractive non retarded or psychotic girlfriend this year?

Ok an attractive girlfriend this year?

You should look for a cute boyfriend instead

With nice feet?

Tell me

Will I get a girlfriend within a year

Will I get a good job before the end of this month?

Can you predict now

Preemptive congrats

So will I get a girlfriend within this year

Hey fuck you eight ball tell me

You're not meant to know. 8 Ball, is he meant to know? See? Told you.

Fuck that, eight ball I’m supposed to know right?

Oh fuck you eight ball. Get up my ass, will you

I'm starting to think we can't trust this 8-Ball after all

Nah fuck that eight ball you’re going up my ass and I’m gonna shoot you out like a canon ball, okay

It agrees with you.

Yeah that’s right eight ball, right?