Need simp to spoil me

where can I find them

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Your not gonna find any simps on Anon Babble.

how do you know? there's plenty of tourists from yesterday anyways

Because you offer nothing.

need hole to fuck
where can I find them

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I offer the opportunity to spoil me, besides its Anon Babble
you cant blame me for not offering my name, picture, address and phone number

open tinder

swipe right

hope that helps!

How's that working out so far?

You are a man unless proved otherwise, why would you want fat male Anon Babbletards to spoil you?
Fucking faggot

I lied, I want a wife to love, not a hole to fuck. I was just making fun of OP by devaluing women in the same way he tried to do to men.

Ew a loving wife? What are you gay?

if you cant tell a female by the style of writing you're bad at pattern recognition

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And they say that a hero can save us, I'm not gonna stand here and wait

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because I'm not gay, I like men
besides not everyone here is fat...right?

That's a start. Now surely the simps will come.

onlyfans

iirc only the 3% get followers/money
I dont like it anyways

You will never be a woman.

Let me guess, you're over 30 aren't you?

no

teehee theres no women on the internet xdDD

that ceased to be funny 10 years ago

Are you attractive enough to be this picky?

not showing your tits online is now considered picky

I look like a non jewish agatha or a walmart gio

And? Use some filters. Asians and ugly woman do it all the time.

I hate porn
why would I want to do porn

Not porn, baka. Just fake some images to throw around when your out begging.

ah
but wouldn't I be associated with those images even if they're fake?

where can I find them

>oversaturated t b h

Have multiple sets to rotate. Use them sparsely and not long. Have a target to hit and leave.

so you say

join onlyfans

use ai slop

how would I get viewers? isn't it an oversaturated market?

I don't know, figure it out.

You get a boyfriend and you don't call them a simp you dumb motherfucker.

2013

Well i'm not making fun of OP. I want a woman's holes to fuck. I don't want her love. They're obejcts designed to empty my balls into. And nothing more.

I was 12

why are you offended by the word simp?
boyfriends not always buy you stuff, they just break your heart and forget you in a month

Hindustan

indians would rape me and kill me rather than buy me stuff
theyre disgusting ugly and smell bad anyways

Based.

ANSI date

i don't buy shit for low iq sluts

will you buy me something anon?

What do I get outta of it?

the pleasure of providing for a woman

That sounds absolutely awful.

wrong answer, ill take a video of you fingering your asshole and moaning my name though

Such a majestic cat

that's what men have been doing for centuries
something must be deeply wrong with you

Maybe something is wrong with you if you can't find a man to provide for you buttercup.